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Likes attract. I doubt I would have anything ''love related'' with a lady staying in such an apartment.

But for you? well does the said guy have a job? if no then you berra sit up cos youll have to support him and assist him get one but if he does. . .why the hell is he still living there?

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Think she's ill-mannered?

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papa190:
Please tell them,

Lol what are we not talking? Small girl we de Secondary school sef go size up ya pocket before e answer you

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MeGaStReEt:
I am talkin from xperience, there is this girl from a rich family who claimed she love my friend, when i say from a "rich family" i mean she is not interested in my friends doe, she traveled all the way from Abuja to Lagos to see my guy, she came, my friend camped her in a hotel, my friend and this gurl were suppose to sleep in the same room and on the same bed together,  around 12 mid nite, my yunger brothers phone rang, after the conversation my younger brother told me my friend was asking him what he should do with the girl, its just like you are hungry and somebody provides food for you and you dont know how to eat.

To cut the long story short, my guy no fit do anything, till tomorrow, e no get liver but e get the bar

Let's understand this very well. We are not talking about  WEAK or OVER shy dudes. We are talking about the norm nowadays.

These days IF YOU DONT HAVE A GOOOOOOD JOB, GOOD CAR, YOUR OWN APARTMENT, SOME WEARS AND SOME MONEY IN YA POCKET. . .you'll prolly end up with your mother as the only woman who loves you back. NO JOKE!

Not being able to play with the chic you talked about is a different scenario plus no be every chic you do a one nighty with you de rough-handle. Trust me some one nighter with some kain babes  go throwe your liver outside the door. but for 1 9ters it depends on the feelings and how the dude fit take read greenlight reach.

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Wasn't that question too rude?

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You go wait tire!

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Ask Obasanjo how he copes. .



You were half drunk and your wife's mother/husband's father also half drunk slept on the same bed with you.

Yes or No?