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rhynno:epic coment.. |
How patriotic are you as a Nigerian? Can lay down your life should this countrys' development depends on it? Share ur tots |
lekjons: |
People are beggining to have doubts about this administration.. With the look of things, would you rather vote for GEJ or PMB come 2019? |
bloodyBLOGGER:what are u saying? Was Buhari in office wen the 400mil entered his account? |
ATTENTION:2016 Batch 'A' Stream II Prospective Corps Members Dear Prospective Corps Members, Please be informed that NYSC Management is working assiduously to ensure that the 2016 Batch 'A' Stream 2 Orientation is conducted as soon as possible. Kindly bear with us, as all inconveniences are hghly regrettable.--- signed mgt. Source: nysc official website |
De0ne:same tin happened to me |
Am presently in otukpo LGA of benue state.. The power supply hear is stabble but the challanges we face here is bad transformers.. Areas with healthy transformers enjoy upto 20hrs of light on a very bad day.. But currently in my area, we've not had light for two days now due to faulty transformer.. What we lack here is transformer and not electricity.. #weneedmoretransformers.. Whats power situation in your area |
I subscribe the plan last night again, dis time they took my N25 bt it didnt work.. Dnt knw if dey hv stopped it |
Show yourself.. Selfie allowed |
semiga:90% of beggars in the north are not even disabbled.. They are even more muscular dan u n me.. Its laziness |
kevoh:funny |
Oche211:no b lie |
The night plan is real but the data is not up to 500mb mb as mtn claimed. After staying awake like a wizard til 12 midnight, i was disappointed eventually. I started browsing by 12:00am sharp and by 12:45am, my data had already disapeared. This was how i caught dem red handed: i created a single folder for all my downloads n made sure i browse no other website except tooxclusive.com(its a music website n a very light website as does not comsume mb compared to facebook that reloads per seconds). By my calculations, i was able to download 205mb worth of music. So i take it that 45mb was taken for browsing the website making it a total of 250mb n nt 500mb as claimed by mtn. What a scam! |
nepapole:u funny o |
I have heard of so many cases of gang raping but i find it hard to believe when a lady acusses a guy of single handedly raping her without a weapon.. To me if the guy succeeds, then the lady in question wanted it to happen.. What do u think? |
optional1:u funny sha.. U hear say obama na my cousin? |
Am in otukpo benue state and fuel is still sold here at the rate of #150 per litre. |
emityga:ok |
Am in otukpo local government area of benue state and pure water here is sold at the rate of #10 per satchet. It used to be sold for #5 but since december last year the price increased by 100%. With the look of things here, this 100% increase in the price of pure water is here to stay. What i dnt know is, if this increase in price is just in my area or nationwide.. |
crotonite:meaning? |
hungryboy:this is not a gay tread pls |
Guys Have you Ever toasted a girl in her period? Ladies is the aggression towards toasters, when seeing your period, natural or woman-made? |
Nigeria is the most populous black nation on the planet but all of a sudden, our girls are now turning into oyinbo overnight. To avoid redating your ex in the future without knowing, here is how to identify a girl turn oyinbo by bleaching: 1.. By their smell u shall know dem.. There's this perculiar smells that comes with bleaching, awful to me but i dnt knw about u guys. 2.. By the texture of their palms u shall know dem.. Unfortunately, bleaching chemicals react differently with human palms. If ur oyinbo gf doesnt go to the farm yet her hand is strong like tinko den something is wrong. 3.. By their knee, lips n elbow you shall know dem.. The knee, lips n elbow also react differently to bleaching creams.. If your oyinbo gf does not smoke yet her lips is different from other part of her body den take her to T.B Joshua. (most ladies cover this with lipstick so shine ya eye) 4.. By their stretch marks you shall know them.. One of the side effects of bleaching cream on human body is stretch mark infestation. Some babes go gather am for body like say dem flog dem koboko.. Some dudes find stretch marks sexy sha. 5.. By the colour of the middle of their nyash you shall know dem.. Viewer's discretion is advised on this one sha.. Feel free to add yours |
TPAND:so long as we're not hearing bomb blast everywhere, i tink their lie is working |
DharmyYinks:i concur |
Frm the OP: i've got pink lips, i now knw y ladies stare alot |
U never notice hw U.S dey panic since the Nigeria-china currency swap agreement? Suddenly, dem start make promises, 1. Dem won return over 400 million dollar abacha loot to nija 2. Dem start send ambassadors to nija. (another one stil dey come on thursday) 3. Dem promise to help naija finacially to combat B.H. Dey even claimed to have sighted the wereabt of d chibok girls n promise their rescue.. Hv u Watched CNN lately? Nigeria is all over their headline news |
nikkypearl:are u for real? |
Teath whitening is not as expensive as getting pink lips lols.. Things you'll need: 1. Lemon juice (from lemon orange) 2. Baking soda After squeezing your lemon juice, add a resonable quantity to your baking soda.. Allow the foaming reaction to settle and then mix and apply with a cotton bud.. Ensure you share your testimonies.. |
Abudu2000:U even understand wetin u read at all? |
Devaluation in itself is not totally a bad economic policy as one of its major benefits is export promotion as opposed import... The problem is what does Nigeria export n how much does she import? With this in mind, Do u think Buhari should socumb to the ongoing pressure by the IMF to devalue the Naira? |
, when you could just squeeze the life out of his two balls
and watch him beg you to let go instead...