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Reliable power supply is one of the key factors when operating in Nigeria. So called “headaches”, such as fuel consumption, down time, and maintenance costs can seriously affect the operation of any business. One should always select the right power provider with caution.

So what kind of company should you look for? You need a company that will analyze your requirements and advise you professionally and honestly on the best solution for you. Moreover, you need a company that will provide you with the best product there is at the best possible rate. You also need a company that is up-to-date with the latest innovations and technologies in the industry. Most importantly, you need a company that understands and respects your needs.

At JMG, we provide all our clients with high quality generators, sound attenuated canopies, electrical panels, and after sales services through our solid partnership with experienced global organizations in addition to our advanced manufacturing facilities. JMG’s dynamic work force provides the commitment to comply with all statutory and regulatory requirements needed to offer the highest level of satisfaction to our customers. Our processes are continuously reviewed to optimize the company’s overall performance.

At JMG, we promise you that you’ll receive nothing less than 100% satisfaction. Our customer approach has been the cornerstone of our success. We take our time in understanding your needs, budget, and personal requests. Our team of experts will then offer the right solution that is guaranteed to satisfy you. At JMG, every solution is tailored to keep you smiling.

Sincerely,

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Stephen Akpan Nosa-Osagie: 08055463612, STEVENOSA737@GMAIL.COM, N.STEPHEN@JMGLIMITED.COM

>We keep you smiling<



Reliable power supply is one of the key factors when operating in Nigeria. So called “headaches”, such as fuel consumption, down time, and maintenance costs can seriously affect the operation of any business. One should always select the right power provider with caution.

So what kind of company should you look for? You need a company that will analyze your requrequirements advise you professionally and honestly on the best solution for you. Moreover, you need a company that will provide you with the best product there is at the best possible rate. You also need a company that is up-to-date with the latest innovations and techtechnologiesthe industry. Most importantly, you need a company that understands and respects your needs.

Our Brands includes, but not limited to the following:

1. 6.5kva KIPPOR Generator
2. 13kva Lister Petter
3. 16kva Perkins
4. 27kva Perkins
5. 30kva Perkins
6. 60kva Perkins
7. 100kva Perkns
8. 200kva Perkins
9. 250kva Perkins
10. 1000kva - 2000kva Perkins

We also offer after sells services to our prospective customers and services for any other products that you might have had before.

At JMG, we provide all our clients with high quality generators, sound attenuated canopies, electrical panels, and after sales services through our solid partnership with experienced global organizations in addition to our advanced manufacturing facilities.  JMG’s dynamic work force provides the commitment to comply with all statutory and regulatory requirrequirementsd to offer the highest level of satisfsatisfactionr customers. Our processes are contincontinuouslywed to optimize the company’s overall performance.

At JMG, we promise you that you’ll receive nothing less than 100% satisfactisatisfactionomer approach has been the cornerstone of our success.  We take our time in understanding your needs, budget, and personal requests. Our team of experts will then offer the right solution that is guaranteed to satisfy you. At JMG, every solution is tailored to keep you smiling.

Sincerely,

--
Stephen Akpan Nosa-Osagie: 08055463612: stevenosa737@gmail.com, n.stephen@jmglimited.com

Are You an Upcoming Music Artist, Dancer, Comedian, or you are into any other art and wants to be seen and know? Then, here is an opportunity for you to come and showcase your worth at the forthcoming “Project 2009” Talent Hunt. For more details on how to participate in this programme call: MR. S.A.N.O. (AKA: WATER) on: 0805-546-3612 or email: stevenosa737@gmail.com

Registration Process:

The registration process for the audition coming up in March, 2009, and the main event in April is as follows: Music Artist, Comedians, Model, Dancers, and every other Arts.

1. Make payment of the sum of N2000.00 for single artist and N2,500.00 for group performance as registration/auditioning fees

2. Pay into any Access Bank nearest to you, Account No. 0 1 9 1 6 2 0 0 0 2 2 1 7

3. Account name is: STEPHEN AKPAN NOSA-OSAGIE

4. Come with your teller or cash to: 5, Akinwunmi Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos to collect the registration form, your participation card and the venue for the auditioning in March, 2009.

5. This project is open only to upcoming artists in Nigeria and if you live outside of Lagos, let us know by sending an email to: stevenosa737@gmail.com so that we can put you in the first list of artists to be auditioned in March, 2009

Are You an Upcoming Music Artist, Dancer, Comedian, or you are into any other art and wants to be seen and know? Then, here is an opportunity for you to come and showcase your worth at the forthcoming “Project 2009” Talent Hunt. For more details on how to participate in this programme call: MR. S.A.N.O. (AKA: WATER) on: 0805-546-3612 or email: stevenosa737@gmail.com

Registration Process:

The registration process for the audition coming up in March, 2009, and the main event in April is as follows: Music Artist, Comedians, Model, Dancers, and every other Arts.

1. Make payment of the sum of N2000.00 for single artist and N2,500.00 for group performance as registration/auditioning fees

2. Pay into any Access Bank nearest to you, Account No. 0 1 9 1 6 2 0 0 0 2 2 1 7

3. Account name is: STEPHEN AKPAN NOSA-OSAGIE

4. Come with your teller or cash to: 5, Akinwunmi Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos to collect the registration form, your participation card and the venue for the auditioning in March, 2009.

5. This project is open only to upcoming artists in Nigeria and if you live outside of Lagos, let us know by sending an email to: stevenosa737@gmail.com so that we can put you in the first list of artists to be auditioned in March, 2009

Are you an upcoming music artist, comedian, dancer, model, or you are into any art in the entertainment industry and you want to be heard loud and clear, then here is the opportunity you have been waiting for. The auditioning sessions for Project 2009, organized by Big Hunt Productions is coming up soon. Watch out. For more info and registration process, please call: Mr. Stephen Akpan Nosa-Osagie on: 08055463612 or email: stevenosa@bighuntproductions.itgo.com , stevenosa737@gmail.com , or visit our website at: www.bighuntproductions.itgo.com

Hello all, I am looking for a gospel music singer to join my band - Shalom Praise Band. This person(s) should be ready to travel for programmes and must also be born-again. If you are interested, please get back soonest.

Sources in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, where Umaru Yar'adua and his close family members have been in the last two weeks have described a web of deception regarding Mr. Yar'Adua's condition. Two highly connected sources told SaharaReporters that, contrary to publications in the local Nigerian media, Yar'Adua was yet to undergo kidney transplant in Saudi Arabia. They added that barring a sharp decline in his condition, Yar'Adua may return to Nigeria by mid-week.
The sources revealed that Yar'Adua has been staying in a private house in Jeddah after his discharge from intensive care. At the residence, he is being attended by a Saudi-based Nigerian woman who is regarded as the most powerful foreign-born marabout in Saudi Arabia. At the same time, he has undergone a series of intensive tests conducted by nephrological specialists to determine a proper kidney donor for him.
Saharareporters was first to report a series of events leading to the prolonged disappearance of Yar'Adua from Nigeria. Officials of the federal government initially denied our reports, but later kept mute about Yar'Adua's whereabouts even as governance ground to a halt in Abuja.
The sequence of events shows that there was a direct connection between changes in the top military hierarchy and Yar'Adua's two-week hiatus from Abuja that led to an embarrassing cancellation of a state visit to Brazil. Brazilian officials have confidentially told Saharareporters that Yar'Adua's visit is unlikely to be rescheduled anytime soon.
Yar'Adua had travelled to Jeddah with his wife, Turai, one of his daughters, his aide de camp (ADC) and Chief Security Officer (CSO), two German doctors and two pilots from the presidential aviation pool.
Our sources said that, once in Saudi Arabia, Yar'Adua began consulting the female marabout who had visited Kano two months ago. Our sources said that Yar'adua had met secretly with the Saudi-based spiritualist during her visit to Kano.
Our sources disclosed that Yar'adua believes that he could be miraculously cured of his Churg Strauss Syndrome having received a similar "healing" in 2000 after his German doctors had recommended kidney transplant for him. They said Yar'adua, once out of a seven-day stay in intensive care, has been “going through bouts of spiritual healing presided over by the spiritualist.”
Our sources indicated that, as Yar'adua prepared to travel to Saudi Arabia to meet with the marabout, he collapsed several times in Abuja. In panic, his family and inner circle decided to invite two German doctors to manage his condition until he could be flown to Germany. However, his closest aides advised against returning him to Germany, citing security reasons. They feared that Yar'adua's third trip to Germany on health related grounds could trigger serious security alarm and create widespread anxiety about his ability to continue to govern Nigeria.
His closest aides decided that he should use the lesser hajj or ummra as a ruse to fly to Saudi Arabia to visit nephrologists at the Saudi German Hospital in Jeddah, where a kidney said to match his type 90% was made ready.
When Yar'adua arrived Saudi Arabia, he was advised to seek a second opinion from the top nephrologists in Saudi Arabia and Germany working in a Jeddah-based Saudi government owned hospital. After running a battery of tests, the team of doctors concluded that the kidney meant for the replacement was likely to suffer tissue rejection from him. They advised that tests be conducted on his close relatives to find alternative donors. His wife and daughter were tested, and his wife proved compatible, according to our sources. She was, however, unwilling to donate an organ in Saudi Arabia; she instead opted for it to be done in Germany. Her condition would mean that Yar'adua would spend a prolonged period of time in Germany to recuperate. To avoid that politically risky gamble, it was decided that his blood brother, a certain Major Audu Yar'adua of the Nigerian Army, be flown in for organ compatibility test.
Orders were issued to release a Gulfstream G-V aircraft to fly Major Audu Yar'adua to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. SaharaReporters cannot confirm the report that Major Yar'adua underwent a series of tests conducted today (Monday September 1, 2008) in the Saudi German Hospital at Jeddah.
Yar'adua's current sojourn in Saudi Arabia has revealed some disturbing trends in his regime. A minister in his government told Saharareporters that cabinet members as well as “Vice President” Goodluck Jonathan are sidelined in the government. “The power show is run by Yar'adua and his close-knit political and familial associates mostly from his home state of Katsina,” said the minister.
Also revealed is the critical role his younger brother in the military, Major Audu Yar'adua, has played in giving Yar'adua unusual confidence to ride roughshod on the people in Nigeria with regard to governance and a prolonged absence from his seat without any serious effort to tell the Nigerian people about his health condition.
Sources within the military said Yar'adua's younger brother was the architect of the recent overhaul of military chiefs announced prior to Yar'adua's departure to Saudi Arabia. Our sources said Major Yar'adua handpicked the commander of the brigade of guards at the Aso Rock villa and Yar'adua's Chief Security officer (CSO) Tilde, the Aide De Camp, Colonel Abdul as well as the current chief of army staff, Major General Dambauzu. “He single-handledly reshuffled the service chiefs, trust me,” said one source. “Audu is Nigeria's new Mustapha,” he added, referring to the late General Abacha's once powerful and brash chief security officer known for ordering around senior military officers during the dictator's reign of terror.
Another striking similarity between Yar'adua and Abacha is their shared belief in the power of marabouts and spiritualized practices. In Yar'adua's case, his associates who spoke to SaharaReporters said his troubled life of prolonged mental and physical illness pushed him into the hands of marabouts.
One source who knew Yar'adua from his secondary school days said he once drank excessively and smoked weed (marijuana) during his youthful years. He still secretly smokes cigarettes.
A family photo of him published by SaharaReporters where he was holding his daughter at his wife's graduation tells a bit of his mental state, according to one of his childhood friends. He told SaharaReporters that “it is unusual for a normal core Northerner to wear a T-shirt to his wife's graduation in the 70's.”
The friend said Yar'adua once broke down mentally but sought help and found cure from one Alhaji Momodu Maijara, a marabout from Niger Republic, who cured him with a combination of horse whips, prayers and herbs.
One source told SaharaReporters that Alhaji Maijara frequently occupies Houses “5” and “7” in the Aso Rock Villa. Another maraboutone of severalalso lives in House "8" at the villa. Another group of marabout imams live in the Defense House. The Defence House has a reputation for housing the “addictions” of Aso Rock occupants.
During the Obasanjo presidency, the "Defense House" housed a mobile harem of females who serviced Obasanjo's legendary sexual appetite with Otunba Oyewole Fasawe coordinating the women until he and Obasanjo fell apart over former Vice President Atiku Abubakar.
Our sources revealed that Shehu Inuwa Imam, a member of the House of Representatives representing Faskari/Kankara Sabuwa constituency, now coordinates the marabouts on behalf of Yar'adua. Shehu Imam was formerly the chairman of Faskari Local government area of Katsina State and later the chairman of the Katsina State Universal Basic Education Board. Some of the marabouts are kept in secret houses all over Abuja. Our sources said Mr. Imam, Mrs. Turai Yar'adua and her husband would drive out to see them at night. Another group of marabouts is maintained by Alhaji Dahiru Barau Mangal, described by one source as “Nigeria's most powerful cross-border criminal.” Alhaji Mangal is a smuggler and Yar'adua's richest moneybag.
If Yar'adua returns on Wednesday as planned, he will be welcomed by his associates as a "hale and hearty" returnee from Ummra or lesser hajj. “His hand's off attitude to governance has allowed some of his ministers and aides to do as they wish in looting the national treasury unsupervised,” said one source, which is knowledgeable about the political goings-on.
A source in Abuja said Yar'adua's arrogance in lying about his health crisis owes to the fact that his younger brother has helped him to cow and decimate any elements in the military that might challenge his regime. “Besides, the opposition is flatfooted and thoroughly in disarray, the labour movement is comatose, and the media too compromised to even report that the man was sick in the first place. It will be business as usual until Yar'adua departs Nigeria for another medical trip disguised as a headache.”

Okay then, tell me what you would have done?

One thing I just believe is that, Life must continue, should I continue to cry now? 3 weeks has passed, why should I remain were she left me? I must move on. I have no problem and I believe if you were in my position, you probably have acted the way I am acting. I need to move on brother.

hollandis:
you just let your guards down
*hisses and walks away*

You encouraged me to make new friends so to say, not you are crucifying me for making moves, why?

I know that. I just wanted to be happy. At least people are talking to each others all because of my problem that I think I am letting out of my heart. It is a good way to become friends. When I am organising a celebration soon, I will call you guys. My eaddress is: stevenosa737@gmail.com and my cell number is: 08055463612.

As much as I know, EGBE is in EGBEDA area of Lagos.

Why now? Okay, flash me so that no one else sees your number,  . Please don't fight because of me now. Please, play safe. The first to flash me gets to meet me one on one, At a spot you choose.

Guys, do you know that I am feeling good right now getting encouragement from you all. I feel light and I am happy things are happening to me so fast right now. I feel like I have not lost anything at all. Thanks a zillion guys.

My number is: 08055463612. Can I have yours too?

Thanks Orisebawo, I will move on. Riskie, when you talked about money bringing respect, I just wanted to know if you will leave your guy for lack of money? Then labouring, you have been with him for long. Faced hard times together and at the end living him.

Riskie , so, you are one of them Riskie, have you ever laboured with a guy Please, be plain and truthful about this.

Thanks bros. I have prospect and I am still tapping into it. I would not mind to have the information you have presently that can make a five (5) year old now to be able to established at the age of ten (10) years. - This is on the light note - stevenosa737@gmail.com

What I think is that, because of the fact that her brother told her that his friend was a BASTARD millionaire and that he was ready to relocate her to Spain must have prompted her sudden decision to call it quit. She is an Ibo girl. When I met her I was working with Chief Wole Olanipekun, SAN, who was at that time the President of the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA). I had money, so, why this decision?

Thank you Abikelat for your kind encouragement.

Come to think of it, is it only graduate that should be dating? Did your grand father attend any school before he could win her love? Have you not seen people who are stack illiterates and yet they are doing even better than the so called educated class?

hollandis:
CONFIRMATION!!
You didnt have money _{and you were dating}
BTW Are you a graduate?
If you are not _{THEN GET LOST}
but if you are _{there is hope}

I am a graduate and when I talk about not having money does not mean that I don't money. I am an okay guy, but I am not the type that throw money around just like that. I know I can afford the basic needs in life comfortably. So, why the bulshit about getting lost? If you don't have any words of encouragement for me, please, stop posting, I am not taking any offence, but know that I am human.

Okay, I think I am getting somewhere. I don't have money now does not mean I can never have money 2morow. Anyway, I appreciate you guys. I should get my ass together and move on with life, good. The female friends I have are just hello friends, nothing attached to the friendship. All because of this lady, I really did not have my fun, all because I wanted to pleased her and now this. I will adjust by the special grace of God. Today I know, 2morow I don't know, so help me GOD!

Please, don't think I am just posting fiction. This is a true life story and it is happening to me right now. I am a living being and I am real. My heart is bleeding right now and I need your kind healing words to mend this heart of mine. Please,

We are no more together right now, and I am still having this pain in my heart, because I really loved this girl. Though, I had my weaknesses, but in it all, I believe I tried. Those friends who are coming now are not even talking about just being friends, they want a solid relationship that will eventually leads to marriage. I am scared of ladies right now.

Still not sure of what to do, she tried composing herself and all of a suden, there was a loud bang on the door and in came two (2) men armed and having a black mask over their face. She was scared to her marrows and started screeming,

Is erotic love stories allowed?

I have been going out with this lady for close to four (4) years and we promised getting married to each other and just recently, her big brother who is outside of the country came up with the suggestion that she should not marry me because of the fact that I don't have enough money and decided to introduce her sister to his friend who lives in Spain where he himself resides and this lady of mine started misbehaving and now she has finally call the shot - I am no more interested she said about 3 weeks ago. Tell me, what do I do now? I have friends whom I have refused to acknowledge all the while I was with this lady of mine. They are calling me and wants to get back to me. Please advice me.