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Gat video tutorials from Lynda Training too, just give a trial to videos and see

Guitarlife:
Tanx all but I need softcopy materials for self study.

send me a whatsapp message, gat loads of 'em, paid ones included.
08100767749

MUMU PEOPLE FULL EVERYWHERE

Lai Mohamed Descendants

So what is the import of this?

Stupid JAMB..


Teacher: Define JAMB?

Student: JAMB is a confused body!

Teacher: Clap him

HMM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dahkogrin007:
Just thinking out loud shaaa

Imagine BIAFRA​ finally becomes a NATION
Hehehehe O boy I don become FOREIGNER
All these western Nigerian girls go give me some respect they
give Malaysians because am across the Border too
MTN will change our +234 zip code to international like +299​
If I dey Onitsha call my girl for Lagos
I go be like.....
"Hello Bella, How's Nigeria today?
Uhhh.....The weather's been snowy over here in ONIT TOWN
I'm thinking to make the travel as proposed and come see
you. But am yet to book my flight
Bros, whether na bus I use come or na keke, na border we dey
cross, so na flight??
My girl will be like BEMBEE I wanna come spend the summer
vacation with you, Please
Our currency go change. We go dey use Western Union to
transfer money from Aba (now Abadeen​) to Kaduna.
If U graduated from a Nigerian University, U studied abroad....
If u're working in an FGN parastatal, u're working abroad.
NYSC​ will dieee
And we will have BB BIAFRA​
Our National Team will be the Biting Pythons Of the Byte of
BIAFRA
Our New states will be:
BIAFRA MUNICIPAL
Anambra: Anambrol AK​
Enugu: EnuHilton EN​
Imo: Imofreece OW​
Abia: Abioshinghton UM​
Ebonyi: Salt-lake Town ABK​
Edo: Edossey BEN​
BIAFRA SOUTH
Rivers: Riverton PH​
Delta: Deltron Island AS​
AkwaIbom: Santa Aquifer UY​
Cross River: Lakers Cross CAL​
We'll have our own Int'l Passports and national ID
Our own currency fit be the BIFAR
All these Dangote Lorries that transport goods from Northern
Nigeria will stop at our borders for custom check
We'll have our own football clubs and play in the CAF Cup of
Nations.
We'll play our own Classical Anthem when we make
appearances in the World Cup and Olympics.
I don tire for typing.... I'm packing my bags.
Definitely leaving Nigeria and flying to my new country

YOU MUMU EH

If na me, I will use my hands adjust the thing in between my legs,,,, simple as that...

Thanks

GOOGLE MAP DIRECTIONS NOT COMPLETELY PRECISE AND ACCURATE

A FRIEND OF MINE IS WRITING AT OYO STATE COLLEGE OF AGRICULTURE AND TECHNOLOGY, IGBO-ORA OYO STATE

HE NEEDS CONCRETE DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET GOING FROM LAGOS, HIS EXAM IS TOMORROW 7:00AM.....

MEANING HE HAS TO BE THERE EARLY ENOUGH TODAY BEING TUESDAY!!

THANKS

HE WILL BE GOING FROM OJODU, BERGER

SO PLEASE DIRECTION SHOULD BE FROM THIS AXIS

OlujobaSamuel:

where is your friend coming from, male or female, if male, is he a street dude, this is to give a description that will ensure ease of movement and efficient cost.
I'm not in Igboora, but it's a town i visit regularly
modified.
from berger, he should get a bus to abule egba, board Abk along the road(300/350/400#), alight at Ita Oshin, board Igboora from the park(#400), if it takes too long for the vehicle to get filled up, take a cab to lafenwa, from there, take another to Rounda, walk up the road, take a vehicle to Igboora, dont take at the park there, it's #400, walk away from the park, it's #200/250.
tell the driver you are passing through College.
However, if the vehicle is going up through Eruwa, it wont take you through the school gate, but tell the driver to drop you at the junction that goes to College. Trek or take a bike(#30)

Lolz this guy sef......

Male

Not a street dude....

Coming from Ojodu berger as i point earlier....

He needs shortest routes

TOTAL NONSENSE!

ABEG WHO IS WRITING AT OYO STATE COLLEGE OF AGRICULTURE AND TECHNOLOGY, IGBO-ORA OYO STATE

I NEED DIRECTIONS FOR A FRIEND GOING FROM LAGOS, HIS EXAM IS TOMORROW 7:00AM.....

MEANING HE HAS TO BE THERE EARLY ENOUGH TODAY BEING TUESDAY!!

THANKS

HE WILL BE GOING FROM OJODU, BERGER

SO PLEASE DIRECTION SHOULD BE FROM THIS AXIS

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This same people will be telling you it is only in Nigeria that servers do go down..... Se una don see am....

I just confirmed it now

BADOO SNEH, ONE LOVE BROTHER!!!

veekid:

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mercy Johnson don fat full ground see Omawumi too, Olamide don cut him head; e come be like holy boi

JESUS

Chai

SuperSuave:
I don't know why I always get excited whenever I see or hear something about Olamide



omawumi looks like MFM prayer warrior btw

Omo eh Omowunmi sha

The links for MTN or Glo users again

hmmmm

UP CHELSEA