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Crime / Re: JUST IN: Cameroon Forces, Biafra Militants Exchange Fire In Bakassi by STEWpid(f): 11:38am On Jul 20


No sAWce??

Still a reported fake news then,,





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Travel / Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap 11 Passengers On Enugu-Abakaliki Road by STEWpid(f): 3:07pm On Jul 19
afube:



You anti IPOB Igbos get on my last nerves, was Ebube agu formed by the clueless SE governors to tackle fulani herdsmen or to attack the hapless ESN........Enugu and Ebonyi should get ready to harvest the fruit of appeasement of fulanis



I can sense that you're having stomach upset and you're just about to start purging watery poo that will smell and scatter your household.

Akpa akpu!!




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Travel / Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap 11 Passengers On Enugu-Abakaliki Road by STEWpid(f): 7:41pm On Jul 18
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Obodo b'igwe!

Is Ebube Agu still existing at all? We no dey hear about them again!!



Ki Oluwa maafi iso re so wa o.
Amin



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Crime / Re: Wife Hacks Husband To Death Over Goat Stolen By Daughter by STEWpid(f): 7:32pm On Jul 18


Ha!




What is happening in Bornu??
The Audacity!!
This one no be wife o, she's a private terrorist.





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Politics / Re: Top 10 African Countries With Highest Number Of Hungry People - Business Insider by STEWpid(f): 12:22pm On Jul 18
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Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Migrants Arrested For Murder Of Fellow Nigerian In Libya by STEWpid(f): 3:09pm On Jul 17
Chai..





Very bad cOmbo!!


Crime / Re: Troops Arrest 2 Bandits After Fierce Shootout In Taraba, Rescue 9-year-old by STEWpid(f): 4:55pm On Jul 16


But why is bandit peculiar to the North??

And the Agbayas would have been thinking how they will be sleeping with the girl child!!

So this is how bandits look like??



I bought Debinu today from a Malam in my Estate and I sat at a grill restaurant close-by waiting for my fish under grill - I decided to wash the Debinu so that I could start eating it. I noticed that some of the Debinus were bad upon breaking them so I had to dispose the bad ones. Would you believe that little girl children coming back from school went straight to the bin and picking all the bad Debinus that I just disposed; something that I dumped in a terribly and deadly unhygienic area.

I felt pained for the kids and I tried to talk to them that the Debinu were bad, but they never cared. They picked those things fast fast and ran in a hurry. I wished they waited so that I could even buy for them.

Why won't there be increasing social vices in the North?

FCT for that matter!






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Phones / Re: Nigerian Man Held A Chinese Man For Spoiling His Phone (Video) by STEWpid(f): 1:32pm On Jul 16
membranus:


STEWpid question! If he has not eaten this morning, will he be online chatting?

Chai!



So you eat Mummy Thank You everytime you come online?


Nairaland children sef!






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Phones / Re: Nigerian Man Held A Chinese Man For Spoiling His Phone (Video) by STEWpid(f): 11:38am On Jul 16
ericmor:


Which yeye no gree for anybody, government dey starve una and police are there with tout harassing innocent citizens anyhow and you are in your room claiming no gree for anybody. Set awon online vandam



Have you eaten this morning??





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Politics / Re: Hausa Organisation Advises Kinsmen Against Joining Fulani-Organised Protests by STEWpid(f): 11:32am On Jul 16
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What a detachment!!

Phones / Re: Nigerian Man Held A Chinese Man For Spoiling His Phone (Video) by STEWpid(f): 9:55am On Jul 16
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No gree for anybody is the slogan!!


The evils amongst them should start collecting hot hot!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kagame Seeks Fourth Term As Rwandan President by STEWpid(f): 8:16am On Jul 15


If he's delivering according to the positive news we're hearing about him and Rwandan people, why necessarily change him? Just like Putin.





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Politics / Re: Investment In Dangote Didn’t Align With Our Strategic Goals – NNPC by STEWpid(f): 11:23pm On Jul 14
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Imagine say NNPC dey struggle to get a stake in just one individual's business.

A whole NNPC!!!!!! - successive government's Cabals don steal everything finish.


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Politics / Re: Attack On Ex US President Trump ‘Distasteful’ – Tinubu by STEWpid(f): 11:08pm On Jul 14
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Politics / Re: Climate Change: Lagos To Plant 20,000 Trees In One Year by STEWpid(f): 10:59pm On Jul 14

Lagos,,

The White man's land of Nigeria.

The behavior of every government in that place is entirely different from the rest!!


In other States, governors dey steal billions and on EFCC's list; some even paid their children's schools in Dollars from the State government's account - but none of such has ever been heard about any successive government of Lagos State since the reign of Sir Jagabandit (the Great PBAT- Eze gburugburu - Odogwu ndi mutumina - Amamifechukwu).

Kudos!





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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Woman Who Used Covid-19 Palliative As B-Day Souvenir As Director by STEWpid(f): 9:16am On Jul 14
Chai..


Even if the appointment was given to the person that unearthed the misbehaviour and complained about it, everybody Na criminale.



Na Canada.., Cana.., Canada..,,

Politics / Re: NBA Gives IG Seven Days To Stop CMRIS Certificate Issuance by STEWpid(f): 9:13am On Jul 14
Chai..




Okokobioko,,

Na Canada.., Cana.., Canada,,

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Culture / Re: Kano: Fire guts Emir Sanusi’s Palace by STEWpid(f): 6:08pm On Jul 13
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Brothers are now firing arrows at each other!!


There's wAR in Kano's throne!!


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Politics / Re: Tinubu appoints heads of NLTF, NDE, NIHSA, PenCom, others by STEWpid(f): 5:56pm On Jul 13
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Education / Re: 22 Confirmed Dead, 134 Hospitalized In Jos School Building Collapse by STEWpid(f): 8:20pm On Jul 12
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The lead, that is responsible for the project's site operations, has compromised the quality of mixes and standard structural reinforcements because of the greed to madly maximize his or her gains.

Construction is a very serious business and should be taken as such!!

May God grant the deceased eternal rest and help the families survive the shock/tragedy; Amin.


May the greedy hoot be extremely tortured just like the way that Russians deal with terrorists!!


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Politics / Re: Public Officials Received N721bn Bribe In 2023 – NBS Report by STEWpid(f): 4:57pm On Jul 12
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If the bribery is known, why can't the people be tracked and dealt with??


Religion / Re: God Is Not A Christian by STEWpid(f): 10:26am On Jul 12
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yES, GOD is not a Christian.


But GOD is either a Jew or Arab.


Politics / Re: Jail Break In Niger Republic As Hundreds Of Boko Haram Terrorists Escape by STEWpid(f): 10:13am On Jul 12
Chai..




And it's only in Naijay-Area they can take abode and live comfortably.

And it seems our security agencies will not do anything.

Border without barricade!!!

Chai.. Chukwu Abiama Okike!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Vice President Trump, President Putin Of Ukraine - Biden Goofs At NATO Summit by STEWpid(f): 9:18am On Jul 12
Chai..



Don't laff at him, rather pray for him.



Wetin this people carry for head plenty + old age!!

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Marks 49th Birthday (Pictures) by STEWpid(f): 9:15am On Jul 12
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Happy birthday Madam Rita.






This beautiful lady grew beyond the usual Nollywood movies!!

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Romance / Re: My Wife Just Delivered 2weeks Ago - How Long Should I Wait by STEWpid(f): 9:08am On Jul 12
Chai..




So you want to start almost immediate kOllabou??

Sacrifice that urge for the wellbeing of your family bikO and don't be a hoot!!

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Politics / Re: N20 Million For Sanitary Pads : Tinubu’s Minister Files Lawsuit Against Reps by STEWpid(f): 8:42am On Jul 12
Chai..




Nigeria is just a very tough place corruptionALLY.

You just have to stain your hands even when you refuse to be corrupt before you enter into the office.

Forces are all around you.


Politics / Re: Body Of Ex-senate President Joseph Wayas Arrives Nigeria 33 Months After by STEWpid(f): 1:18pm On Jul 11
RaptorX:
Maybe they wanted to delay the man's journey into the hottest part of hell by the intense refrigeration.









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Politics / Re: Women Affairs Ministry Reacts To Alleged Misappropriation Of Funds by STEWpid(f): 9:42pm On Jul 10
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Wonti ji owo ko!!

Wonti k'owo je!

Nairaland / General / Re: Scientists Record First Known ‘virgin Birth’ In Female Crocodile In Costa Rica by STEWpid(f): 9:26pm On Jul 10
Chai..





Will it ever happen in humans?

By then, women might team up to start assassinating men!!

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