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There are 3men.A Nigerian.American and Iraq, they were travelling down from Heaven to locate there coutries,
 The american man said to the other 2, I gt an idea and im gonna get my own coutry and get out of this mess.He started looking around and he saw the New york building , and he said said to the other 2, Guyz dats my country, and he ran there.
 The Iraqes man also try and figure out something, then he look very well.and see some Fire and Bomb coming from the east side, and he ran there at last i found my country
 The Nigerian guy was alone and he said, what im i gonna do, he tried to walk around then when he reach a country, he left his bag and money on the ground, to ask for the name of the country, he cudnt understand what they are saying, before he gets back to where he left his things, everything has gone, then he said, At last i found my country

Everybody make una no mind wendy oh, no be africa or yankee or uk she they, Im sure na Fiji she go they, cuz people way they yankee and uk self they feel Yahoozee, dats the bomb in nigeria, first of all.Im sure u are not in Nigeria. bt no offence, what the hell im i talking abt, where are you?? U has no radio?? even though u dnt, U shd hear it in the street, abeg join another topic, U fit talk say U never hear GON GON ASO (nice), get away from the topic please.

If you no like the guy u wudnt have say something hear for God sake, go mtv, go ahead and listen to musics there, this is 9ja thing, if we no hear the song, na who go hear it?? bone , dey ur side. no offense please.

if ur old man need a house hold.why cant u take ur brother to help him with his dyperse n other stinky job, u dey craze.

Ha no blame Naija way they Uk ooooo, There sources of getting money there no easy at all ooooooooooo.them go wash white man ass,then pay tax for it again, if you earn iya shally money, na iya shally go come knock ur door collect the money back, like thief, He they paint me when i dey hear wetin naija they face for there, and some idiot go they call them for money again.even if u no work for 9ja u fit eat self, u fit dooo fine bara, tax people for money like say u be blind (easy money), na who no know no know oooo, for lagos way we they, Internet scamming .Ogba,ikeja, them boys they make am past people way they UK self, ride way them they use, person way done go Uk for 27years never send that kind car come house, God go help you anyway, but no dull ur self, I no blame them if them no call oh, I get brother for London, we no hear if he still they alive, may be he no even get common phone, becos i heard this hard for there like fish eye, if any body get iya shally email address anyway, We get people here way fit do they job, we go 419 the woman, as she they use our people there no good, May God help all of u ooooo.na all of u go come build house for here oooooo, me self go come there one day come witness all this trash, bt i no go wash white man ass , na white woman go they lick my PRICK

If your time done come, go vietnam go hussle, My guyz way get better thing to talk abeg yarm me, if u one advertise vietnam stupid visa, i get there site, no be u go tell, but thats not where i wanna go anywhere, i wud rather go Trinidad and tobago, dan going to asian coutry, way them hate blacks, abeg bone.

you'll get it the 3rd day. gudluck

Kill your self if you no get money then, Ode!! na who tell you say i no get money, mumu, shey na all people way they abroad get money self, no be people be yahoo boys way they house, they chop money ni, Omugo.

Why that symbol, Ur papa land no good again, Home is home, One day come settle down for abuja, make u chop money!!

he be like say u one go with us, come along then, the money never too much for me to bare, meet us ontop bridge gan gan, Merry Xmas.

egbon darkroll, I'll like us to go to heaven together oh, i cant send u any dollar, is better u come with me oh!!, meet me at third mainland bridge, thats the easiest way for us to go, it wont cost us penny

Dis guy, this aint laughing matter oh!!, I will rather die for 9ja here than going to zimbabwe, U even mention Jamaica Ha.!! na wao u, Jamaica people no get future now, They are talented in singing and dancing, I dnt have that talent, and i cant carry cocaine with dred locks for head, Omo bone those coutry, Yarn me better please, !!

I heard they cant walk without gun in there waist and knief in there pocket ogaa o!! naija go kuku carry ur leg up and thief ur phone not killing u becos of phone, oga ooo SA elenu gaaaaan o

wow, !!! what else im i looking for, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ dats it, Asian coutry they scare me, I cant just get a visa and travel, I need to plan ahead, i dont wanna Jan then suffer for there, thats why i want you to put me through sir!! Thanks.

Na which coutry corrupt past?? dats it

I'm a Nigerian,we dont have much crime here other than 419.And internet scam(yahoo yahoo) politician crimes. (Money lundry), we still make use of our brain, but most of all I salute South africa, i believe they are the highest in crime rate, Rapest,thievies,killer's,murderer, Alot of my friends in SA never wanted me to come visit them, Or else im ready to take some bullet back home, Lucky dube may u rest in perfect peace.