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dingbang:
But why is it that anytime I cook jollof rice, the water gets thick which makes it to burn under whereas the top still contains water...

Na because u de always turn am with spoon(especially iron spon) while d food dey fire...once u pour d rice,no turn am till all d water dry....

happy sunday my dear Nairalanders...I have discoverd than most people have sarcastically asked why most camera men don't fall on the ground during a church service[especially those that are not christians]...
One important thing you need to know is that falling down in church is not a show up stunt,but as a result of a connection with the Holy Spirit who is always moving powerfully,that is to say if you are not connected to God,you can never fall...Now,you will agree with me that most camera men are only focus and connected to their camera in church,so as to give their very best,thereby giving rise to little or no chance of them falling...
with this point of mine,i jst hope i have been able to clarify the misconceptions of 'some people'...WISH YOU A LOVELY DAY,AND ALWAYS STAY CONNECTED

DuBLINGreenb:
Shift Ncan president south south zone reporting for duty.
What do u mean when u say bauchi free women

Bauchi connotes NYSC killers

Let us recite our 36 STATE and CAPITALS in their proper order: 1. ABIA - Bad roads 2. ANAMBRA - Blood money 3. ADAMAWA - Hunger 4. AKWA-IBOM - Dog meat 5. BAYELSA - Militant 6. BAUCHI- N.Y.S.C. Killers 7. BENUE- Free women 8. BORNO - Boko haram 9. CROSS RIVER - House-maid 10. DELTA - Ogogoro 11. EBONYI - 419ers 12. EDO - Prostitution 13. EKITI - Strong head 14. ENUGU - Runs girls 15. GOMBE - Meningitis 16. IMO - High bride price 17. JIGAWA - Poor people 18. KADUNA - Herdsmen 19. KATSINA - Abokis 20. KANO - Centre of fanatism 21. KEBBI - Alamajiri 22. KOGI - Witchcraft 23. KWARA - Godfatherism 24. LAGOS - Agberos 25. NASSARAWA - Troublesome 26. NIGER - Stingy people 27. OGUN - Juju people 28. ONDO - Owambe 29. OSUN - No salary 30. OYO - Dirty dirty 31. PLATEAU - Crisis zone 32. RIVERS - Cultizm 33. SOKOTO - Hot sun 34. TARABA - Tribal war 35. YOBE - Bomb blast 36. ZAMFARA - Sharia city F.C.T. - Centre of looting

pls drop ur answers..LOL

with dis nonsense statement,dem go soon call her give her chieftancy title...some states go call her turn her youth ambassador....
Naija na wa ooo

when i saw d post,i quickly checked if it was written by a lady..but wen i discovered it was by a man,i shook my head for africa...

halo peeps...i wrk with a young lady in my office,and she came seeking for advice from me...
According to her,she regularly wash her mouth with a good brush and toothpaste,but few minutes after washing the mouth it still smells badly....
I will like u all to pls give her the best of your advice...thanx

for christ sakes..is it dat d Igbos are no longer part of d country?? If dem shout biafra 2moro wuna go de beg dem to calm down... Why

KingstonDome:
Surely our Starboy is not slowing down at all.

Off his soon to be released album titled "Sounds From The Other Side", Wizkid has recorded a new song which features American superstars, Future x TY Dollar Sign.

He


www.kingstondome.com.ng/2017/05/wizkid-records-new-music-with-ty-dollar.html?m=1

wizkid go release video nw,we no go see dem insyd...wehdone sir

I think the rate at which ladies put on excess makeup this days is alarming...pls i will like the guys to drop there opinion on such act..

dem beat u because u no popular....nx tym popular abeg

IpobExposed:
Instead of Badluck Jonathan to fight Boko Haram he was there they kidnapped the chibok.

senseless talk...
Learm to think,den talk,not d oda way round...