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Teacher and Students

```TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of
Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of
Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the
National Anthem?

CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do
you call people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?

CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to be like
this until
Fayose pays my salary.```

Gej had to put on the uniform because it was his dream to become an army officer he utilized the only opportunity he had to put on the uniform.
But Bulgari can do so When ever he wishes he is a retired general whether in office or not he has the right to put it on.
So u can see the difference.

I don't really know why they have to reduce the batt power well maybe it's because you can't get it all

Chimaritoponcho:
op ur ban dey do press up for warri

That makes it a joke

the best of gionee

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Pls who can identify them

there is a mod that goes crazy about this one

and the one for this

the moderator for this

Nairalanders Pls who can identify the moderator that take every topic with these pics to front page.

ok

Alright but time is going

godunia:
When it comes to monster battery, none is like Gionee Marathon 5 with 6020Mah, super fast charge, 2gb ram, what else can you ask for but e heavy sha.

some how expensive for an average user

007GbengaAgain:
What are you talking about! its Nigerians like you that Fela sang about "Suffering and Smiling" . The man is laughing at Nigerians with silly mentality like yours in his grave right now! Lesser evil don't make one evil okay. No one asked him to fix everything in one year! We want him to implement changes that will affect the common ma! That alone can be done in 6 months! This man is just like every other Nigerian politician who has nothing to offer the ordinary Nigerian who is struggling to put food, cloth himself and afford a roof over his head but devilish policies that will enrich his puppet masters (Tinubu).

No Light
No Water
No Jobs
No Forex
No Tomatoes
Inflation Is All time high
Fuel at 145
Garri has doubled its price
School fees at all levels are all time high

... and you say Buhari is working! My God!

Zombie oh Zombie oh !

let the wailing wailers wail forever

007GbengaAgain:
What are you talking about! its Nigerians like you that Fela sang about "Suffering and Smiling" . The man is laughing at Nigerians with silly mentality like yours in his grave right now! Lesser evil don't make one evil okay. No one asked him to fix everything in one year! We want him to implement changes that will affect the common ma! That alone can be done in 6 months! This man is just like every other Nigerian politician who has nothing to offer the ordinary Nigerian who is struggling to put food, cloth himself and afford a roof over his head but devilish policies that will enrich his puppet masters (Tinubu).

No Light
No Water
No Jobs
No Forex
No Tomatoes
Inflation Is All time high
Fuel at 145
Garri has doubled its price
School fees at all levels are all time high

... and you say Buhari is working! My God!

Zombie oh Zombie oh !

if u like hit it head on the wall
let the wailing wailers wail forever

I voted for Buhari a fulani man, I can't remember voting for merlin or a miracle worker. So I never expected Merlin's magic or miracles to happen, I voted for change and not magic.16 years misrule can not be repaired in 1 year so Nigerians let's be patient....... #IStandWithBuhari#

let the haters and Wailers continue wailing
pdp 16 yrs of looting and misrule they are looking for APC magician to fix it in a year. them lie.

RIP to the dead

alright

k

ok

ok

continue f**cking her don't use condom make her feel loved.
U have already told us what U wanna do
what difference will our opinion make?

rheether:
Your mate dey try to put out the fire all you are interested in is to take pix and upload em on NL..

can u off such fire with ordinary water can't u see for your self that is fire fighters that are trying to rescue the situation? and moreover am not a fire fighter

more pics

Property worth millions has been lost to fire in Ogunu community Warri, how ever the SPDC and warri fire fighting team has come to rescue the situation but we thank God that no life was lost

All those claiming to be holy brothers that secretly perform that act will be caught and expose in 2016
click like for Amen share is u want them to be caught

Sex and its rewards go beyond mere orgasmic release.
That is only momentary, immediate reward of the physical activity —there is much more to be harvested from the field of sex.

Here are 8 you may not know about:

1. Sex boosts your immune system. It has been noted that those with very active sex lives fall sick less often than others. Sexual health expert say the sexually active have more antibodies protecting them.

2. Sex can help keep your blood pressure in check. Sex has also been medically proven to lower blood pressure. Researchers concluded that sexual intercourse significantly lowers systolic blood pressure.

3. Sex helps strengthens women’s pelvic muscles, gives bladder control. About 30% of women suffer incontinence at some point in their lives. Interestingly, it has been found that strong pelvic floor can help avoid it. Regular sex is a good workout for your pelvic floor muscles. The contraction that occurs during orgasms strengthens them.

4. Sex lowers the risk of you having a heart attack. Your heart benefits from sex too. Sex keeps the estrogen and testosterone levels in safe zone, saving you from heart disease.

5. Sex is exercise, it keeps you fit. You burn a lot of calories during sex, so it is an interesting form of exercise you should add to your routine. You should add it to regular exercise for maximum effect.

6. Sex lowers risk of prostate cancer in men. Men who have sex regularly are also less prone to prostate cancer. The ejaculation process helps. So ejaculating regularly, like 21 times a month via sexual intercourse, nocturnal emission, and masturbation is highly beneficial. This is not a cure for cancer though.

7. Sex helps you sleep. Most times, because sex has a way of loosening your body, you notice you fall asleep. It’s normal, just one of the perks of good sex caused by the release of the hormone prolactin. It keeps you relaxed and induces sleepiness.

8. Sex helps ease stress, anxiety. During sex, your body releases a ‘feel-good hormone’, a chemical that boosts your brain’s pleasure and reward system. This hormone is released during sex and other intimate acts like kissing and other touching.

9. Sex keeps you younger. Sexual health experts have also noted that those who have sex regularly tend to live longer and look younger than their age mates.

Though sex will not solve all your problems, it does help you in a lot of ways.

Only thing though, always stay safe!!! because you can also be infected with HIV through sex.
My brother na end of story be that o

Our sex and relationship expert, Madam Felicia is still at her very best and she tells ladies that having sex during their menstruation period is very safe and healthy contrary to what they were told.

She was asked if it is safe to have sex during your periods? What side effects, if any.

And here is what she said:
I can tell you that it is absolutely safe to have sex during your period, provided that you don’t use this time as a free pass to have unprotected sex.

The myth that sex during your period is dangerous originates largely from religious texts. Scientifically, however, there is no reason not to have sex during your period.

In fact, sex while you are menstruating can help ease the symptoms of PMS (Pre-menstrual syndrome), if you achieve orgasm.

An orgasm releases endorphin's, natural painkillers and mood enhancers, which can help with the cramps, headaches, mild depression, and irritability sometimes associated with periods.

Also, many women enjoy sex more when they are menstruating because of increased feelings of fullness in the pelvic and genital areas, which give you a head start on arousal.

Generally, sex is safe during menstruation. None of the physical processes that occur during menstruation are dangerous for the menstruating woman or her sexual partner.

Many women also find that pleasurable feelings are increased when they have sex during menstruation.

For example, some women are more aroused during menstruation, and others find it easier to have orgasms during this time. This may be due, at least in part, to the fact that menstrual periods are associated with increased feelings of fullness in a female’s genital area.

On The Contrary

There is one caveat, though: Safe sex is even more crucial during your period.

Just how safe sex is during menstruation may depend on whether or not a couple uses protection or is certain that both parties are free of STDs.

During menstruation, a woman’s cervix opens to allow menstrual blood to pass through, which means a woman may be even more susceptible to sexually transmitted infections than at other times in her cycle.

A menstruating woman may also more likely pass blood-borne infections on to her sexual partner during this time. Even yeast infections may be more likely to take hold during menstruation because of changes in the pH of the vagina.

To keep sex safe during menstruation, people who are not certain they are in monogamous relationships are usually advised to use condoms.

Discussions of safe sex during menstruation often include pregnancy. Some people may be under the impression that they need not worry about pregnancy during menstruation. The truth is, however, that it is possible for sperm that enters the body during menstruation to survive long enough to impregnate a woman.

Though this is not likely, it is even possible for an egg to be released while a woman is still having vaginal bleeding.

There is still a chance that you could get pregnant during your period (unless you’re on a pill), so don’t assume it’s safe to forgo contraception.

i know a lot of people will criticize this topic but it's the truth