₦airaland Forum

akah.p:
bastaaaard. E b lik u d deaf ni... U kary old smetin d kova space 4dis fine composition. Maga lizard lik u.....mitcheew. Mek i no jst catch u.



Last 2comment

aka p abeg no vex hu u dey dash all dis curse sef??

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like
that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all
down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I
was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand
seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I
leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my
wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.
And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you
show up and drink my poison."

A professor drove into a
petrol
station in his sleek
state of the art range rover
sports:
Proff: Guy, abeg give me full tank. Fuel
Attendant : I only speak
English Sir...Pidgin is not
appropriate.
Professor:
Ok!! good morning. I currently feel
a profound desire to replenish
the propellant
of my motorized
automobile. Therefore I
cordially request you to
transfer from your
subterranean
reservoir a sufficient quantity
of the
combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the
appropriate
receptacle of the said means of
perambulation to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Bros. na
play I dey play ooo, ah u don vex. how much
fuel u wan buy now...lol.

Stormisova: [b][/b]Our journey began at Genesis
through Exodus. On the way,
we
saw Leviticus recording the ...
Numbers of people at
Deuteronomy, while Joshua was
waiting at the beautiful gate
for
Judges to see Ruth calling
loudly
"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the,first and second Kings of
Chronicles were coming to
visit
Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for
the
misfortune of Job, their brother.
Then they noticed that Mr.
Psalms
was teaching his children
Proverbs concerning
Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This
coincided with the period that
Isaiah and Jeremiah were
engaged in Lamentation for
Ezekiel and Daniel their friend.
By that time, Amos and Obadiah
were not around. Three days
later,
Hosea, Joel and Jonah traveled
in
the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem . More
also,Habakkuk visited
Zephaniah
who introduced him to Haggai
a
friend of Zechariah whose cousin
is Malachi. Immediately after
the
old tradition, Matthew, Mark,
Luke
and John got involved in Acts with
the Romans who were
behaving
like the Corinthians, who were
also always at loggerhead
with the Galatians. At that time too,
the
Ephesians realizing that the
Philippians were close to the
Colossians,sugg ested to the
Thessalonians that they should first of all see Timothy who
had
gone to the house of Titus to
teach Philemon his younger
brother how to read and write
Hebrew. On hearing, James asked
Peter to explain to him how
the
three Johns have disclosed to
Jude the Revelation of our
Lord Jesus Christ.

hop its 9ice

[b][/b]Our journey began at Genesis
through Exodus. On the way,
we
saw Leviticus recording the ...
Numbers of people at
Deuteronomy, while Joshua was
waiting at the beautiful gate
for
Judges to see Ruth calling
loudly
"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the,first and second Kings of
Chronicles were coming to
visit
Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for
the
misfortune of Job, their brother.
Then they noticed that Mr.
Psalms
was teaching his children
Proverbs concerning
Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This
coincided with the period that
Isaiah and Jeremiah were
engaged in Lamentation for
Ezekiel and Daniel their friend.
By that time, Amos and Obadiah
were not around. Three days
later,
Hosea, Joel and Jonah traveled
in
the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem . More
also,Habakkuk visited
Zephaniah
who introduced him to Haggai
a
friend of Zechariah whose cousin
is Malachi. Immediately after
the
old tradition, Matthew, Mark,
Luke
and John got involved in Acts with
the Romans who were
behaving
like the Corinthians, who were
also always at loggerhead
with the Galatians. At that time too,
the
Ephesians realizing that the
Philippians were close to the
Colossians,sugg ested to the
Thessalonians that they should first of all see Timothy who
had
gone to the house of Titus to
teach Philemon his younger
brother how to read and write
Hebrew. On hearing, James asked
Peter to explain to him how
the
three Johns have disclosed to
Jude the Revelation of our
Lord Jesus Christ.