₦airaland Forum

Mophasa:
Say no to jungle justice

It's high time the government speaks out against this dangerous menace

diz country don't have a government.....what we have Is corrupt leaders with so much greed

space booked

please can someone surmise dis epistle for me

hmmmmm

Coolgent:
My God spare our lives to witness the day Beerfrauds wil go their separate way.

Amen ooh.....nd dat day u shall cry lyk neva b4....i reserve my laughter till den

RIP 2 d dead

Coolgent:
Beefraud my foot!
Who is chukwu abiama? Na animal place or thing?

weather u lyk it or not BIAFRA mst com 2 pass........if e pain u jump insyd d lagoon

kakacoke01:
no b only face na 2face keep deceiving yourself

u wey dey inspire ursef kip it up

hmmmm...Space booked

paradigmshift:
who d fuk re Ibo boiz ?
y dem no use Zoro n phyno for d party now lmao. Igbo guys my ass. Chuck Chuck fire

e pain u.... oya go and die in oshomole's voice........PROUDLY IGBO

hushpuppi wey no even get light 4 em room na power bank em dey use power em phone sef......#mtcheeeeeew...in oshomole's voice #go and die

Thank God I made d right choice BROTHERS ACROSS NIGERIA!!!!.....abi u Don hear say dem kill a LORD b4......





so shall dey continue 2 die coz dey made d wrong choice


quote me nd die

finally I made it....FTC


Biafra mst come 2 pass weda d abokis like it or not


quote me nd face d wrath of chukwu abiama

don't joke with igbo boiz...hushpuppi abi na wetin u call yasef no try enta east ooh..coZ dem go chuk u chuku chuku

Ok

#Recession: Woman Drops Suicide Note, Disappears The whereabouts of a mother of three, Olubunmi Uko, said to have walked out of her home in Somolu area of Lagos with one of her sons after leaving a suicide note, was still unknown at press time. She had complained to a relative that her business had gone bad due to the exchange rate and that her debts had risen beyond redemption. The older children, Iyiola and Toni, allegedly woke up later to find a suicide note written by their mother. A relative, who simply gave his name as Folu, told Vanguard: “She addressed the suicide note to her children, her mother and to any other person concerned. She said nobody should bother to look for her, that she was going to jump into the river and end it all. “She said she was tired of life. She also said that by the time the letter would be seen, she would have ended inside the belly of a shark. “She had always complained of dwindling business due to high exchange rate. At a point, she complained that she owed people and had no means to pay back. She also said that she borrowed half a million naira to offset the loan, but decided to use it on her business with the hope to realise some gain, but that the money ended up sinking in the business.” http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/recession- woman-kills-self/

I can't stop laughing

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

News Headlines: The sighting of the moon was
Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till
tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a
committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more
crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in
Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more
moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have
evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

NCAN cheif press secretary surulere branch on duty

WTF.....Na wah ooh I can see ngwa nd dem hand work............soon U will hear ngwa nd uturu @ war believe me itz gonna be soon

veekid:
See Bobbie

mheeen Na 1st tin my eye see ooh

if Na me I go give D babe belle den she go Kum live wit me shikina

When egg breaks kernel, it becomes a shame to the stone. Though its a federal road, the good thing is that its done.


na ur papa abi ur village high prist mk faulks road federal road....i can see dat u r high on fake drugs

[quote author=thespokenword post=46861092]That would be great. I served in Abia in 2009 and Faulks Road was terrible and yet it had the highest number of commercial banks concentration I have seen.



highest number of banks!!! r u sure u av been 2 faulks road b4??

bejick:
you still dey proud dey carry bucket no let them throway your water oooo.

person wet throwey d wata mst fetch am...

menix:
Egede boiz...

Make I carry my "Bucket" go fetch water while I wait for Ndi Egede..

Bro abeg me go lyk use ur bucket wash my yellow mecedez benz wey dat guy wey get big eye dey drive

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EPISODE 17

Bode came back from Lagos on saturday.He passed two
nights in our house.
He was so surprised at how he was warmly received by my
parents n siblings.
He really didnt give me d details,but i knew he gave Pastor
d full gist.
With time,my dad became a loving dad to Bode.
They were always talking of each other.
Bode’s 21st birthday met him in Lagos,n according to him,
my family marked it for him in a little way,which he really
appreciated.
He proposed to me,but i turned it down immediately. Not
bcs i didnt have feelings for him,but because of d age
difference.
When i told mummy about it, her reply surprised me.”Go n
pray about it my dear. Whatever God asks u to do,do it..but
about d issue of age difference,it has no meaning.”
“But….Ma,even if God comes down to tell me to marry
him,i dont think i can.How can i marry someone i’m 4yrs
older than?.He’s just 21 n i’m 25.”
She laughed n said “Is there anywhere it is written in d
bible dt husband must be older than his wife?.D bible only
says dt wives should be submissive to dir own husbands,n as
a result of dt, we have programmed it in our minds that the only person we could be submisive to must be somebody older than us, for your information, am 3 years older than my husband. If I didn't tell u now,how would u know?.Go n pray
my dear,n let God’s will be done”.
I prayed n didnt have any restriction in my spirit.
I told my Pastor about it n they prayed for us.
My parents also agreed with d union n we got married at
Ikeja Registry in december, after which we went for
marriage blessings at my parents’ church.
I had a bouncing baby boy on d 17th of January,named
Oluwadarasimi (Meaning God is good to me).I decided to
stay with d Williams until i had d baby.
When Bode graduated from school,my dad connected him
with one of his friends who employed him in his company.
With time,he became d manager of d company,n we’ve been
doing fine since.
We celebrated our 9th wedding anniversary last
december,n up till now,i’m still trusting God for another
baby.
Sometimes in my thought,i would imagine what would have
happened if i had aborted Darasimi’s pregnancy.
I would have thought i couldn’t have another child due to d
abortion.I would never recover from d guilt.
Also,i would have remained barren up till now,not having
any child at all.
I would have been a hinderance to Bode’s destiny.
Lastly,i would have attracted d wrath of God upon myself
in a big way.
Looking at Darasimi,who is Bode’s carbon copy,he has d gift
of singing n playing instruments.He had been composing his
own songs since age 5,dir’s no sentence he cant bring out a
song from,just say it,n he would turn it to a song. And by
now,he’s becoming a Guru in playing keyboard.
I have no doubt God will still bless me with more children, He
had assured me of dt,n i know He would never fail.
My brethren,pls let us learn from ds story.It doesnt matter
how tough what u are going tru is,one day,an end shall
come to it.
Even,if u have missed it in life, dir’s still Somebody u can
turn to,He Is The Way,The Truth and The Life. He will
surely show u d way out if u allow Him to lead u.Never cover
ur sin with another sin. If u do,u are only sitting on a time
bomb,it will explode sooner than expected. Remain Blessed


THE END