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CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap Adelabu's Sister, Twin Sons In Ibadan by StoryHaven: 4:32pm On Jun 03
He don dey reach dem one by one. More should happen to all corrupt politicians.
PoliticsRe: Oyo Kidnap: It’s A Time Of National Distress, Not Politics — Makinde by StoryHaven: 7:58am On Jun 03
Some of the children were beheaded yesterday. It is time for Nigeria to split in peace. SAD
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran’s Reopened Underground Missile Sites Show Limits Of US Bombing Plan by StoryHaven: 9:21am On Jun 01
Petehegseth:
"Destroy The world"

Exactly in what part of your body is your brain located? Below your feet?

Or are u 15 years old?
Where is the brain of the animal who instructed the terrorists to kill all Christians and Jews in the demonic book located? I guess same place yours is located.
PoliticsRe: 'If Dem Born you Well, Call My Name With Your Chest' - Aisha Yesufu replies Wike by StoryHaven: 9:21pm On May 31
HacheNoire:
Gibberish!

Trying to sound tough when we know she is a paper weight!

You that tough and can’t even use your toughness to rescue your state in last 16 years!

Aisha better channel her energy into fish farming and leave the political stage.

It’s for doers and not noisemakers!
Sharaap
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran’s Reopened Underground Missile Sites Show Limits Of US Bombing Plan by StoryHaven: 7:59pm On May 31
LordIsaac:
It's why past presidents used diplomacy!
Which kind diplomacy?
US and Netanyahu's strategy is the best. Iran would have been unstoppable to destroy the world if this campaign was not started.
The war saved the entire world from jihadist unprovoked bombardment.

KUDOS TO USA AND ISRAEL
CrimeRe: Photo Of Abu-Bilal al-Minuki After Killing by StoryHaven: 7:53pm On May 31
E be like say e don't see 72 virgins inside Hell Fire. See smile 😃
PoliticsRe: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by StoryHaven: 10:44pm On May 30
NotOgaSeun:
Where the country go?..........
Cause I no understand wetin he dey talk
It takes a working and sound upstairs to understand wetin e dey talk.
Wisdom is not for everyone bro.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Jamaica: Unity Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th May 2026 by StoryHaven: 7:46pm On May 30
Any link please

Gbm hmgf jyukj kid kyynbf hgmj
FamilyRe: Wife Gets Husband Arrested Over Sale Of Inherited Family Land Without Consent by StoryHaven: 7:33am On May 30
The Husband is an undiluted thief. If that lady allows him to go home from the police, I will leave Nairaland for you people.
Infact, I might sue the OP for post an annoying piece of news.
Some men sha, are a complete disgrace to the brotherhood.
What an huridous catastrophic entity. A categorical preposition of tecki a la tecki of a human being.
CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkMan Reacts To Bayo Onanuga's Arrest Threat by StoryHaven: 11:15pm On May 27
APC MASTER STRATEGIST GOVERNMENT MUST JUST LOCK PEOPLE WHO SPEAK AGAINST THEIR INCOMPETENCY UP THROUGH PROPAGANDA AND BLACKMAIL. UNTIL I WATCHED THE VIDEO AGAIN DID I KNOW IT WAS DOCTORED. VDM VIDEO UNDER, THEIR BLACKMAIL ON THE TOP.

VDM VIDEO SAID WATCH THIS VIDEO AND WHAT IS UP IS AN AUDIO.

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO EVIL. MUST YOU SILENCE EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS AGAINST YOU?

APC
HealthRe: Naval Officer, WO Yusuf M.O Dies While Serving Punishment From Her Superior by StoryHaven: 12:51am On May 27
Put a woman in a position of authority and she will misuse it.
I remember the day I was given a cheque by a client. It was a Friday, nothing at home and my wife and children were waiting for me at home. I needed to cash it before closing of banks.
The only ID I had was my International passport and unfortunately it expired two days before.
I entered bank queued in front of a lady cashier, she looked at me,
"Mr, Storyhaven, your passport expired two days ago."
"Yes,"
"Dont you have other ID?"
"I'm sorry I dont,"
"Why"
"I just came back into the country some months ago, I don't have a voters card or National ID,"
"I'm sorry, I can't pay you,"
"Please madam, I need the money, It's just two days, "
"I say I cant"

I dashed out to go to another branch, I went infront of a woman again. Same story.
My mind started calculating how to solve the riddle. We need money for the weekend,"

I dashed out to the third branch grin

I made up my mind that I won't go to a lady cashier no matter how few the queue is before her. I enter bank and went straight to stand in front of a man.
"Hello sir, your passport expired two days ago,"
"Yes sir, I'm sorry I don't have another ID,"
The guy looked at me, "Go and renew your passport or go and get a driving licence. You dont have to own a car before you can own one,"
"I will sir," I replied. I dey pray inside.
"If you bring this next time I won't honour it,"
"Thanks sir," I breathed a breath of relief.

Fra, fra, fra, fra,
Machine dey count my money.
I collect d thing and walked joyously home. Since that day, hardly do I go to women in any office if there are men there.
grin
CrimeRe: Alleged Human Trafficking: Cape Verde Detains Six Nigerian Tourist by StoryHaven: 12:55pm On May 26
Kionrae:
Storyhaven
Just going through my replies
Omo I really give you wetin no good up there 🤣🤣🤣
If I’m allowed to type that again I’ll probably get banned 🤣🤣🤣
Damn I miss those days in nairaland
May God remove the spirit of fight from your mind.
Say Amen seven times.
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears As Her Ex-Boyfriend Gets Married by StoryHaven: 11:18pm On May 25
Dzzzz:
Her top says”Love is not yet over”😂😂😂but love done over😂😂
You can lie for Africa. Shey your own love ends with "T" ni?
Abi you wan say na "Lovet is not yet over."
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran's Military Shoots Down Israeli Spy Drone by StoryHaven: 10:48pm On May 24
It is not only winners that celebrate, loosers too celebrate small winnings grin

A win is a win grin

Someone that lost 20,000 men in war 3 months ago, killed 200 enemy soldiers today, then carry megaphone dey blow victory. At least the two winnings have 2 in front of zeros. grin

A bundle of jokers
FamilyRe: My Husband Earns ₦280k, Gives His Parents ₦80k And Me ₦150k, Won’t Help My Paren by StoryHaven: 12:08am On May 24
LordIsaac:
"I told him to be rotating it!" What audacity....and she has hands.
The kind entitlement ladies have over their husband 's money is out of this world. Can you imagine the audacity, "I told him to be rotating it"
As the Rotator the man com be now.

They make their money, they keep it.
The man makes his money they must squander it. grin

She did not even sit down to do the maths of how much come remain for the man to spend on himself. Someone who wakes up daily and rush to work. Facing all the stress and insults from his boss.

This world no balance.
CrimeRe: Thai Police Arrested Six Nigerians For Involvement In Romance Scam Network (pix) by StoryHaven: 3:57pm On May 23
iamfraud:
https://www.nationthailand.com/news/general/40066561
Hardworking people from Eastern part of the world. The same people who started the war against Africans in South Africa.
Even when they make the dirty money noise pollution won't allow people to hear word. Odogwu, Odogwu grin
PoliticsRe: Water Tank By Ayra Starr Vs Borehole By Peter Obi by StoryHaven: 12:39pm On May 23
You want to compare a project done in Yoruba land to Hausa land. Which kind comparison be dat?
If Obi gave Yoruba land the same amount he gave the north, the one of Yoruba land go still better pass.
Civilization in both regions are different.
And Obi won't supervise any of the projects, he's is to give fund.

So, when you guys want to do comparison do it with an upstairs working.
Meanwhile I am Yoruba from the same local government as Tinubu for you to know I am not being biased.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hundreds Of Fearful Africans Bused To Safe Location In Durban (Emotional Video) by StoryHaven: 11:11am On May 23
Can you see what our brothers who love to create Kingdoms in other people's lands have caused for other Africans. These people get money illegally and instead of keeping their heads low, they brag and chest-beat. They are lousy everywhere they go and won't even admit they have a problem.
I was in SA in 2010, and I saw the kind of life they live.
SAD

THE BRITISH ARE THE PROBLEMS OF NIGERIA. GROUPING PEOPLE THAT HAVE DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE AND ORIENTATIONS TOGETHER BY FOR WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE NIGERIAN HEADACHE.
BusinessRe: My Opay Account Was Hacked by StoryHaven:
I think the best thing to do once you detect your phone has been corrupted by an app is to switch off data. I am not a tech guy but my little knowledge of tech makes me know that as long as you data is not on to aid the scam app, nobody will have access to your details.

Switch off data until you are able to delete the app completely. If possible, remove your sim card until the app is removed completely.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Did Curiosity Make You Do In Childhood That You Vowed Never To Do Again? by StoryHaven: 1:40pm On May 21
Stephen0mozzy:
They say "Curiosity killed the cat..."
Turns out there's an ending part to that saying, which is "...and satisfaction brought it back".

There's no one as curious as a young child, and for some of us during those young years, we let our curiosity almost lead us astray 😅. So let's do a little throwback to those moments when we really learned the hard way, we excitedly did something or try to find out how something worked, and we have never tried it again since then.

Share yours - What did curiosity make you do when you were still growing up as a child that you have not tried again after that event?

Lemme share mine...
Around age 10/11, I climbed on top of my elder cousin while she was sleeping, I already brought out me corridor of power, she woke up, got angry and scolded me. Thank God she didn't tell Dad I could have losted, (not lost o), but, losted one eye through beating from Dad.
Upon all the Christian virtues we were taught from childhood, I wan become something else.
Foreign AffairsRe: Chinese, Ghanaian Youths In Forest Ritual Before Illegal Mining by StoryHaven: 1:29pm On May 21
BUTTERMILKSUGAR:
Unable to see the details of this print bro
I am sorry bro. It is a zigzag message from a mind that has been affected by Tinubulation
Foreign AffairsRe: Chinese, Ghanaian Youths In Forest Ritual Before Illegal Mining by StoryHaven: 10:26am On May 21
It's a very PepGadiollian issue. They should be perpetratrated in a conduit way.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria-us Joint Airstrikes Kill 175 ISIS Fighters – DHQ by StoryHaven: 8:36pm On May 19
Flame333:
If you watch that bombing, you go believe say its true...

I wonder why Gummmmi nor dey there
hand go touch am one day. E no know say he is being studied right now by the US and MOSAD. E think say na only Nigeria Army dey reason im matter. E still dey make stupid comments against the US.
The Iranian leader wey be im backup has been eliminated teytey.

Dat guy end go shock everyone.
FamilyRe: Lady Slaps A Man She Sponsored Abroad For Sending Money Without Her Consent by StoryHaven: 9:53am On May 18
Some men are animals. A woman would slap me and post on social media? Even if she no post am. Marriage don finish before dat.

Why do women think they have the right to beat men?
If that guy raise is hand now, they will call him woman beater.
FoodRe: BON Bread Complies With Acceptable Regulatory Standards - NAFDAC by StoryHaven: 9:47am On May 18
stuffs2002:
So sad that NAFDAC allowed itself to be soiled in such a manner.

I was not totally surprised that NAFDAC took this route as the top management are only trying to save their jobs since proving that BON bread is not fit for consumption will only mean that NAFDAC is not doing its job.


This was a golden opportunity for NAFDAC to bring back its old glory but they have thrown that opportunity to the gutters.
Even if NAFDAC approves the bread to be safe, they did not test the particular sets of bread the woman bought from the bakery, so there is possibility that the bakery has quickly made adjustments to their production.
What nonsense!
FoodRe: BON Bread Complies With Acceptable Regulatory Standards - NAFDAC by StoryHaven: 9:32am On May 18
stuffs2002:
It may not be very difficult to prove that the woman was talking about BON bread
Even if it is easy to prove she was talking about them. No one in the comment section mentioned BON bread. Everyone was just making general comments. You see, in life, some fights are better left unfought.
It's like when you are being bullied and being called a funny name at school. If you ignore it and pretend you are not bothered, the joke would fade away in days or week, but if you start fighting everyone, people would find it more funny and the name calling could be of a life time.

If I were the owner of the company, I would have sent two of my staff to the woman's shop and have a dialogue with her. And they would just caution the woman and she won't say anything about the bread issue again. But instead, they sent her a lawyers paper. If she has a smart lawyer she would win the case and ask for damages.

Every citizen has the right to call people's attention to what could be lethal in the society. As long as you don't mention anyone's name. Who ever wan go court is free.

All she said was that people should be careful these day o. That there is bread that has stayed longer than normal days on her shelf and still remain fresh like they just supplied it. She has the Brand side to her chest. The name wasn't showing. The back print was showing but not readable. It looked like the back of thousands of bread brands I have seen in Naija.

Some Fights Are Better Left Alone.
FoodRe: BON Bread Complies With Acceptable Regulatory Standards - NAFDAC by StoryHaven: 9:12am On May 18
This BON bread are not smart. They are the ones who exposed themselves. The woman that made the video of the bread did not mention their bread. The woman even turned the name of the bread away. Not until they served the woman a lawyer paper that the nylon of the back of the bread in the video looks like their own. That the woman should pull the video down and apologise. SEE STUPIDITY!
Several breads nylon look alike. Naija is a big country where thousands of bakery reside. Bread nylons look alike.

Most lawyers are the reasons of the downfall of their clients because of greed. The lawyer should have advised the company that since the woman did not mention the company 's name and did not show the name of the bread, they should let go of the matter, or rather visit the woman and have a word with her. Rather, because of the usual Naija bullying syndrome, "If you have money you can get anything done"
They sued the innocent woman.
Now they are reaping the results of their stupid action.
CrimeRe: No Foreign Soldier Involved In Ground Battle Against Al-Minuki - DHQ by StoryHaven: 9:00am On May 18
Ibas3454:
After declaring the man dead in 2024.. why should we trust this press release
Sharaap!
The US President too confirmed it. What else do you need. Yen yen yen all over threads all in bid to appear logical. I am not a fan of Tinubu but that doesn’t make everything that happens under his government fake.

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