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Jobs/VacanciesJob Vacancies In AIRTEL Nigeria by StraitTwistedMe(op): 8:21pm On Jul 17, 2014
Job Vacancies At AIRTEL Nigeria

Airtel Nigeria (Airtel Networks Limited), a leading mobile telecommunication services provider in Nigeria and a member of Airtel Africa Group, is committed to providing innovative, exciting, affordable and quality mobile services to Nigerians, giving them the freedom to communicate, rise above their daily challenges and drive economic and social development. The company made history on August 5, 2001 by becoming the first telecoms operator to launch commercial GSM services in Nigeria and has scored a series of many "firsts" in the highly competitive Nigerian telecommunications market including the first to introduce toll-free 24-hour customer care; first to launch service in all the six geo-political zones in the country; first to introduce affordable recharge denominations; first to introduce monthly free SMS and first to introduce monthly airtime bonus.
A truly innovative company, Airtel has showed resilience, charting new paths in meeting the demands and needs of its esteemed stakeholders and enhancing distribution as well as providing affordable services to empower more nigerians.
In Nigeria, Airtel is working tirelessly to live up to an ambitious vision of being the most loved brand in the daily lives of Nigerians as it offers a superior brand experience and a portfolio of innovative products & services ranging from exciting voice solutions to inventive data packages and mobile broadband.

CLICK FOR MORE http://jobseeker.ng/2014/07/17/job-vacancies-at-airtel-nigeria/
Jobs/VacanciesJob Vacancy At Stanbic IBTC Bank by StraitTwistedMe(op): 11:34am On Jul 17, 2014
Job Vacancy At Stanbic IBTC Bank

Reconciliation And Trade Settlement Officer At Stanbic IBTC Bank

Position Description

• To generate reconciliation reports, monitor trade settlement and carry out other financial control assignments delegated from time to time.
• General reconciliation is required to ensure general balances are error free thereby enhancing the integrity and accuracy of the company financials.
Key responsibilities
• Reconciliation of general ledgers.
• Upload and reconciliation of SAP Financials
• Daily trade settlement and receivable management.
• Maintenance of fixed asset register
• Reporting of month end intercompany balances
• Computation of tax implications of financial transactions, deduction and remittances of same within set deadlines.
• Update financial information disclosure template
• Liaison with external auditors, bank’s Finance unit and any other unit as may be required in the course of the job.

Job Vacancy At Stanbic IBTC Bank

Key performance measures

• Resolution of outstanding items within the set deadline
• Reporting of month-end intercompany balances before 12 noon of first working day of the new month.
• Daily advice of accurate trade settlement before 9am.
• Ensuring that net book value of fixed assets is accurately reported on a consistent basis.
• Timely reporting and resolution of all general ledger differences
• Timely remittances of statutory obligations
• Ensuring that all relevant financial information is updated on a daily basis for prompt financial decision.

CLICK HERE TO APPLY

- See more at: http://jobseeker.ng/2014/07/17/job-vacancy-at-stanbic-ibtc-bank/#sthash.wWE68gDk.dpuf
Jobs/VacanciesSales Medical Representatives At An Indigenous Healthcare And Pharmaceutical Com by StraitTwistedMe(op): 11:26am On Jul 17, 2014
Sales Medical Representatives at an Indigenous Healthcare and Pharmaceutical Company

A fast growing Indigenous Healthcare and Pharmaceutical company invites credible and target oriented applicants for the position below:

Job Position: Sales Medical Representative

Job Code: SMR 014

Locations: North, West, South East & South South

Requirement

B.Sc/HND in Social Sciences or medically related courses with not less than 5 years experience in sale and pharmaceutical products.

Application Closing Date

29th July, 2014.

Sales Medical Representatives at an Indigenous Healthcare and Pharmaceutical Company

How to Apply
- See more at: http://jobseeker.ng/2014/07/17/sales-medical-representatives-at-an-indigenous-healthcare-and-pharmaceutical-company/#sthash.1YqAOclE.dpuf
Jobs/VacanciesLatest Job Vacancy In Conoil Nigeria PLC by StraitTwistedMe(op): 6:22pm On Jul 16, 2014
Conoil Nigeria Plc – As one of the flagship companies in Nigeria’s downstream petroleum industry, we require vibrant,
resourceful and innovative individuals to reposition our team in an expanding market:

Recruitment For Sales Executive At Conoil Nigeria http://jobseeker.ng/2014/07/15/recruitment-for-sales-executive-at-conoil-nigeria/

Area Engineers/Project Engineer Recruitment At Conoil Nigeria - See more at: http://jobseeker.ng/2014/07/15/area-engineersproject-engineer-recruitment-at-conoil-nigeria/#sthash.8lmBYsim.dpuf

Job Vacancy :- Accountant At Conoil Nigeria PLC http://jobseeker.ng/2014/07/15/job-vacancy-accountant-at-conoil-nigeria-plc/
EducationNPDC/SEPLAT Undergraduate Scholarship Awards 2014 by StraitTwistedMe(op): 6:14pm On Jul 16, 2014
NPDC/SEPLAT Undergraduate Scholarship Awards 2014

The Nigerian Petroleum Development Company Limited and Seplat Petroleum Development Company Plc Joint Venture as part of its Corporate Social Investment Programme is pleased to announce the commencement of its inaugural Undergraduate Scholarship Awards. The scholarship awards is open to qualified and interested second year undergraduates of Nigerian Public Universities.

NPDC/SEPLAT 2014 Undergraduate Scholarship Awards

Eligibility

Applicants must be second year students in Federal and State Universities in Nigeria.
Applicants must have at least 5 O’ level credit passes including English and Mathematics at one sitting.
Applicants who are currently on scholarship awards from other companies need not apply.

Only students studying the following courses are eligible to apply:

Accountancy
Agricultural Engineering
Agricultural Science
Architecture
Business Administration
Chemical Engineering
Civil Engineering
Computer Engineering
Computer Science
Economics
Electrical Electronic Engineering
Geology
Geophysics
Human Medicine
Journalism
Law
Mass Communication
Mechanical Engineering
Metallurgical Engineering
Petroleum Engineering

Application Closing Date

28th July, 2014.

Method of Application

Interested and qualified candidates should:

Click here to Apply online

Note: Applicants must have a personal and valid email account for ease of communication. Please note that only shortlisted applicants will be contacted. Applications are subject to NPDC/SEPLAT Scholarship Award Terms and Conditions.

- See more at: http://jobseeker.ng/2014/07/15/npdcseplat-undergraduate-scholarship-awards-2014/#sthash.S4hrgyPC.dpuf
Jobs/VacanciesGuaranty Trust Bank Plc CV Submission – Entry Level Program 2014 by StraitTwistedMe(op): 6:00pm On Jul 16, 2014
Guaranty Trust Bank Plc CV Submission – Entry Level Program 2014

We are, first and foremost, a Learning Organisation. We understand that being an employer of choice goes beyond the regular pay package. It involves listening, training, mentoring, a genuine concern for what people really care about, and acting upon them. In essence, it involves connecting to people’s hearts.

A career at Guaranty Trust Bank Nigeria offers you a chance to make a difference in your life and the lives of people in your immediate community. Throughout our history, we have continued to help our staff realize their dreams, whilst creating opportunities for them to fulfill their personal and professional potential.

Guaranty Trust Bank Plc CV Submissiom for Entry Level Training Programme 2014

Working With Guaranty Trust Bank

Interested candidates can apply for existing vacancies or submit their CV’s for consideration

While majority of people join Guaranty Trust Bank by applying for a job, we also run trainee schemes for entry level candidates. Becoming a trainee is a great way to get started at Guaranty Trust.

Guaranty Trust Bank trainees are:

Ambitious
Passionate

Creative
Diverse
Versatile
And put learning into practice

To join the Guaranty Trust Bank team, send your resume to:recruitment@gtbank.com

Shortlisted candidates will be invited to go through the Bank’s five-Step recruitment process summarized below:

Step 1: Computer Based Assessment

If found eligible, you will be invited to complete a Computer-Based assessment comprising questions covering: Spatial Reasoning, Abstract Reasoning, Verbal Reasoning, History/Current Affairs, Numerical Reasoning, Logical Reasoning and Data Interpretation.

The assessments are designed to help us determine if you possess the skills to succeed in a role with Guaranty Trust Bank.

Step 2: Pre-Interview

If you are successful at the Computer-Based assessment, you will be invited for an informal chat with a member of the Human Resources Team, where you will be required to provide evidence of relevant qualifications/credentials for verification. You may also be required to write an essay, details of which will be advised to you during the discussion.

Step 3: Panel Interview

You may then be invited to a panel interview which will be competency-based. Candidates are expected to demonstrate key capabilities and also provide evidence of the qualities and skills the Bank requires.

Step 4: Final Interview

This stage involves a one-on-one interview with a member of the Executive Management Team. In addition to more competency questions, candidates are expected to demonstrate industry knowledge and passion required to work in Guaranty Trust Bank.

Step 5: Entry Level Training Scheme

Candidates who are successful at the Final Interview will be offered a place in our four-month Entry-Level Training Programme. Here, participants are trained and tested on practical, social, and technical aspects of Banking. Participants are expected to have a minimum average specified at the beginning of the Programme. Successful candidates will then be absorbed into the Bank.

To join the Guaranty Trust Bank team, send your resume to: resume@gtbank.com

Click here for more information

OR

Visit: http://gtbank.com/careers/why-join-gtbank#our-training-scheme
- See more at: http://jobseeker.ng/2014/07/16/guaranty-trust-bank-plc-cv-submission-entry-level-program-2014/#sthash.G4zxCEDp.dpuf
Music/RadioDbanj Releases New Single Titled "Oyato". by StraitTwistedMe(op): 12:02am On Jul 15, 2012
D’banj is finally back with a new single without Don Jazzy ,after so much anticipation and expectation on what would become of his music without the legendary producer.

Download Link. http://www.gistreel.com/2012/07/14/new-music-dbanj-oyato/
Music/RadioRe: Exclusive: From Mo’hits To Mavin Records! The New Music Powerhouse Label by StraitTwistedMe(m): 1:31am On May 07, 2012
Hmmm.... 2morrow is already here... let's hope their album make sense sha. Mo'Hit to Mavin... Coolies
FashionMBGN FLOPS Via Youtube by StraitTwistedMe(op): 11:59am On Apr 29, 2012
MBGN FLOPS»> Couldn't stop laughing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU3E5jIqnyo&feature=youtu.be
FashionRe: Post A Picture Of Your Favourite Flip Flops by StraitTwistedMe(m): 11:57am On Apr 29, 2012
Fashion nowadays.
TV/MoviesMBGN FLOPS Via Youtube by StraitTwistedMe(op): 1:22am On Apr 29, 2012
MBGN FLOPS»> Couldn't stop laughing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU3E5jIqnyo&feature=youtu.be
FashionRe: MBGN FLOPS Via Youtube by StraitTwistedMe(op): 1:21am On Apr 29, 2012
MBGN FLOPS»> Couldn't stop laughing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU3E5jIqnyo&feature=youtu.be
FashionMBGN FLOPS Via Youtube by StraitTwistedMe(op): 1:20am On Apr 29, 2012
MBGN FLOPS»> Couldn't stop laughing... http://www.youtube.com/​watch?v=yU3E5jIqnyo&feature=you​tube
RomanceAfter Relationship Breakup, What Next??? by StraitTwistedMe(op): 1:51pm On Apr 26, 2012
Day 19

One of the hardest things to do in life is to walk out or let go of a relationship. No matter what the cause of a breakup, learning to let go just often isn’t easy to do. It could be the one that got away, a first love, a spouse, a boyfriend or girlfriend, or unrequited love. Regardless of the situation, learning to let go of what’s over is often a very difficult thing to do and the hurt can often last for years if a person simply won’t break the hold.

Recovering from the horrible pain and hurt of a broken relationship is no easy task. When love is found, one naturally wants to believe it will last forever. And it’s great when it does. But when it doesn’t, the hurt and pain can be devastating. But even more devastating can be the pain and suffering the person experiences from not letting go of what’s gone and moving on with living.

Turning off feelings for someone isn’t like turning off a light switch. When a relationship ends, it doesn’t mean the feelings disappear or go away. Being left alone with feelings of emptiness, loneliness, anger, grief, rejection, and despair can prove to be overwhelming. The person might find themselves attempting to contact the other person, making up reasons to be where the other person is, calling them repeatedly, etc….anything to keep in contact with the other person or have some kind of hold or attachment still with them. And while it’s a natural thing to want to do this, it prevents us being healed of the relationship.

In order to let go and live again, the past must be closed. It is impossible to live in the past. You can’t look forward to a future when you live in what was, rather than in the here and now. What has happened is gone, and no amount of wanting, wishing, or regret will undo or changed what’s already happened and is over with.

Continue reading on this @ http://xxpressit./2012/04/26/moving-on/
Thanks...
RomanceAfter Relationship Break Up, Life Goes ON!!! by StraitTwistedMe(op): 1:42pm On Apr 26, 2012
Day 19

One of the hardest things to do in life is to walk out or let go of a relationship. No matter what the cause of a breakup, learning to let go just often isn’t easy to do. It could be the one that got away, a first love, a spouse, a boyfriend or girlfriend, or unrequited love. Regardless of the situation, learning to let go of what’s over is often a very difficult thing to do and the hurt can often last for years if a person simply won’t break the hold.

Recovering from the horrible pain and hurt of a broken relationship is no easy task. When love is found, one naturally wants to believe it will last forever. And it’s great when it does. But when it doesn’t, the hurt and pain can be devastating. But even more devastating can be the pain and suffering the person experiences from not letting go of what’s gone and moving on with living.

Turning off feelings for someone isn’t like turning off a light switch. When a relationship ends, it doesn’t mean the feelings disappear or go away. Being left alone with feelings of emptiness, loneliness, anger, grief, rejection, and despair can prove to be overwhelming. The person might find themselves attempting to contact the other person, making up reasons to be where the other person is, calling them repeatedly, etc….anything to keep in contact with the other person or have some kind of hold or attachment still with them. And while it’s a natural thing to want to do this, it prevents us being healed of the relationship.

In order to let go and live again, the past must be closed. It is impossible to live in the past. You can’t look forward to a future when you live in what was, rather than in the here and now. What has happened is gone, and no amount of wanting, wishing, or regret will undo or changed what’s already happened and is over with.

Continue reading on this @ http://xxpressit./2012/04/26/moving-on/
Thanks...
PoliticsBreaking News : Thisday Newspaper Offices In Abuja Bombed ... 10 Dead by StraitTwistedMe(op): 12:37pm On Apr 26, 2012
ThisDay nespaper offices in Abuja has come under attack, a source told Saharareporters that the office was bombed a few minutes ago.

The attack happened in Jabi/Utako area directly opposite the Jabi Motor park. Eyewitnesses said a huge explosion shook neighboring building. A suicide bomber drove into the premises of ThisDay Newspaper in Jabi, Abuja this morning. No further details at this moment...story developing...

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Replies D'banj - 'I Wish You Well Son' by StraitTwistedMe(m): 11:08am On Apr 26, 2012
maturity at it's peak
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts 10 Million Naira Cheque On Twitter by StraitTwistedMe(m): 5:15pm On Apr 24, 2012
un2 flexn things
PoliticsRe: We’ll Stop And Search Aregbesola’s Convoy - Senator Omisore by StraitTwistedMe(m): 9:39am On Apr 23, 2012
Just wondering in what capacity, he wants to search a sitting governor's convoy. shocked shocked shocked shocked
LiteratureWriters Needed For A Blog by StraitTwistedMe(op):
Guest writers are needed on a blog. Contact the admin on 08188891000. The blog link, is http://xxpressit.

You get to write on anything that catches your fancy.
LiteratureStraittwistedme's Scribbles by StraitTwistedMe(op): 1:43am On Apr 23, 2012
For posting my writeUps Only

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