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Nice n educative...wud love to see these wonders somday

If my name no dey there then that list isn't Correct! Pls don't quote me or......

Yes thas wat is it...$40,000 and if converted to naira is about N6.5 million...Nairalanders what do u make of this?For me this does not make sense oo cos my N2500 wristwatch stiill dey give me correct time.

Yes its worth $40,000 n if u convert it to our currency that's about N6.5 million..Dear Nairalanders wat do you think?

matify: Read again!

You want to bite me?

I will only if it will reset ur thinking

matify: And some Orangutan will say #100,000 as hazard allowance for medical doctors is greed; a disease that has a 99% fatality and potential of wiping out the doctor's lineage, but when billions are wasted to civilize militants they look the other way.

What HIPPOCRITE!!!

Wetin this one dey talk?

Op take ur tym o,so u just want me to waste my precious Mb?why can't u just allow messi be? Him snatch ur gf?

Shame on Keshi n d rest of Africa for putting us in a bad light to the world...every other countries aside africans r hungry for glory but wat r keshi n his boys hungry for? Dollars? U tot quite right..As I watched d final I tot to myslf if Nigeria had been in d final nko? Is it mission impossible for us to play in a WC final? The truth glared to my face....not a bunch led by a Mikel Obi,Not a bunch whose priority in wat goes into their pocket,not a bunch led by a fat-bellied coach(keshi) who finks he is a lord cos he won d ANC,not a bunch that had average palyers,not a coach dat clearly has no tactics to unlock an opponent...No not atall.Africa is not ready n I fear it will tk anoda lifetym to see african teams play in a WC final....SMH for Africa

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb

The anus doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb

Nigeria is still learning in d "art" of pickpocketing

GAZZUZZ: These are mostly actors, cause how do you explain how close the pictures are.

CCTV bro...most Nigerians don't know about it sha

Fantasywrita: What are you talking about Seems u enjoy killing of people!!! Boko haram are commiting their mischief and u r talking about 'abokis massacre'.

This thinking is absurd! Its like blaming all Igbos for the activities of Biafra!

Don't blame dem for turning to hausas in their location for revenge...I know that we ought to tackle dis as a national security threat rather than d opposite but as a human n a nigerian when these tins appn the 1st tin we tend to relate it to is religion or region...I pity d innocent hausas that wud b sacrificed on behalf of their delusional BH brodas...

Did he just mention lagos? I now know that America r very correct about 2015 being the end of Nigeria...Let me start wit dis aboki wey dey sell for my street **wia dat my cutlass?*******

WhyNa: Omo na for toilet I do that one o.

Anoda memory was once when my dad cooked omi obe with fish...this popular yoruba peppery stew. It was so damn delicious that later that day, I tip toed to the kitchen to go taste it again.

With the fear of being cut and the longer throat in me, na im I full spoon instead of the normal small tasting I suppose take, drink am with full speed.......... Omo see twinklw twinkle little star for my head. Na so the pepper enter my brain plus catarrh wey comot my nose....and pot still open with spoon for floor. Even as dem catch me dey ask wat is it, wat were u doin, na so so head I just dey shake

Omo u get luck sey u no enter market .

I Smoked a lot as a kid in d kitchen

ayukdaboss: Germany has no time for that. If Brazil like, let them keep Guru maraj inside the pitch, the German machines are just too disciplined to get bothered by the presence of Neymar. Even if he was present and scored goals, the score line would've at most read 7-3

I don't reallly agree with you bro....watch highlights of matches Neymar played in and you will see his impact...he keeps opponents from coming too close cos they know he can do and undo. Germany wudnt hv won so easily,at most it wud hv been a decent scoreline like 2-1,1-0,or 3-1

Before the Semis,mourinho who loves attention came out to say Brazil would miss T.S more than Neymar. It was obvious in the 3rd place match that they didn't.T.S cudnt stop the Orange men from increasiing the "goal against" tally for the brazilians making them the team that conceded the most goal in this year edition of the world cup.The commentator for the day clearly stated that Brazil missed d "talisman" Neymar apart from his on-field contribution.Neymar brings spark into the team,creativity also which was clearly missing.Not T.S but Neymar was greatly missed n I fink Brazil would hv been in the final has their wonder boy starred in the semis. So to a man that would not stop soon to create controversy...pls zip that thing you call a "mouth" for once in your life n w8 till the season starts to continue your noise making.

Chai..how I wish we had Brazil in our round of 16,there wud have been sharing of goals.Even our otu Mikel go shine!

But y wud electricity which is our right to good life now become a political tool in d hands of our govt to garner votes? SMH for Africa...No wonder our boys keep applying for Visas to better living conditions outside d shores of Nigeria..Based on dis alone Fashola can never get my vote!

There would definitely be an improvement in his game!

Attend am sey him give me work,abi I family am,abi him be my friend?On wat ground nah?

England's loss is Spain's gain....England is a very troublesome country wit d press always picking a player n making a whole lots of funds publishing daily news either of d player fighting his team mates or fighting his coach or still yet biting an opponent or racial abuse.What am trying to say is dat d english press will always make a mountain out of nothing just to create awareness for their league...I wonder who they will pick on now that suarez is gone.

bokohalal: The British press hounded Luis Suarez out of Liverpool.

Exactly wat I thought... The british press betrayed him,there was no way he cud kick a ball again in england wit his heart n liverpool board understood dis... Wish d guy cud jst control his biting emotions n become d great player he is meant to be

Herrmes: Lol, Liverpool, Chelsea and Atletico Madrid are selling clubs,.Nothing you can do about it, if Barcelona were the ones that owned Suarez who would even bid for him talkless of trying to buy him? however I reason it's surely better than the way you do, can any one offer to buy Ramos from Madrid? Madrid are not a selling club and you wanna buy their Indisposable player, How about you go to Bayern Munich and bid for Robben or Ribery? Do you get me now? If Sanchez was an asset to Barcelona he never would have been sold, that's the simple logic and you know its true, Barcelona are not a selling club and they sold Sanchez because he wasn't influential!

No club is tagged "selling club".If Robben,Ribery,ramos deals are good for their clubs,trust me they wud sell. No player is indispensable to a club.football is bizness and all abt making profits and the best tym to make profit is when d iron is hot! If sanchez was underperforming then Wenger wud not buy for dat amount...Like my bro rightly says ur logic is that of a three-yr-old!

glitest: Cover my face with shame...HUH?.

Calling me an "Olodorapata" due to my support of sport's club , just proved how much of an idiot and dumba$$ that you are.

Did you use your brain at all whist typing this junk?...Did you sniff something/ swallow something odd before typing this crap?.

missed identity..those were not meant for u

glitest: I'm neither a fan of both teams.....I am actually a ManUTD fan.

U shud hide ur face in shame...beaten mercilessly at home by small teamsnset new records,enriched bookmakers ,a confused coach....n ended with a trophy?....Olodorabata!

Its so cool atlst we can save our hearts for some yrs knowing we wudnt be watching our Snail-moving Mikel on d pitch.Abeg whr dat girl wey dey do well for atheletics sef..make I begin cheer her up...Up Okagbare!!

glitest: He is an Hull city fan

Glitest jare no mind d coward..I know he can't name his trophyless overrated bus-parking team.Ofcos I know u r likely to be a chelsea fan cos nah only una dey like tassi Arsenal...Oloshi

Ceasar1: You see what I'm saying, Arsenal Fans are Losers. You aren't even ashamed of blabbing the ish about FA cup. It's your first trophy In 7 years woo!

Everyone one of your player is a disgrace to the World! Everyone of them is a flop in this World Cup!
Ibegi..

Name ur club and get disgraced!

Ceasar1: See the difference!
Stupid_ Arsenal - Ozil!

All arsenal Fans are Losers!

Who be dis one?Lasy tym I checked Arsenal were FA CHAMPION nt losers...wake up bro ...OZIL lifted the FA cup and dat makes him a WINNER...Olodo lyk u.Shiorr

dhammyg: MAKE ANYYBODY WEY DEM NO BORN WELL,TRY AM COME MY.HOUSE TO ASK FOR TV FEES,I SWEAR NA URINE I GO POUR ON DIA BODY


ARRANT NONSENSE

Nobody will come to your hws cos it will be digitalized...like u don't pay u r cut off from d server

Chai!..the only free gbaladu remaining in Nigeria has been privatized.Ooops...thank God dem nevr remembr to copy Western tax for parking YOUR own car for YOUR own house!