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CelebritiesEver Crossed Path With A Celebrity? by suave(op): 3:49pm On Nov 01, 2006
Ever crossed path with a celebrity, share your experience.
Christianity EtcRe: Is God Really Omniscient (All-Knowing)? by suave: 8:42pm On Sep 30, 2006
I have a puzzling question to ask, a very controversial and intricate one, it has left my friend and i puzzled. Hear it goes:-

We all agree that God knows the end from the beginning, aight? He also knows where Mr. A and sundry will end up. If he does, does that mean he knows if Mr. A will go to hell and no matter how hard he tries he'll surely make hell.


KDK, K2 and others in the house I'm counting on you.
Christianity EtcRe: Is God Really Omniscient (All-Knowing)? by suave: 8:14pm On Sep 30, 2006
I have a puzzling question to ask, a very controversial and intricate one, it has left my friend and i puzzled. Hear it goes:-

We all agree that God knows the end from the beginning, aight? He also knows what Mr. A and sundry will end up. If he does, does that mean he knows if Mr. A will go to hell and no matter how hard he tries he'll surely make hell.


KDK, K2 and others in the house I'm counting on you.
Christianity EtcRe: Is God Really Omniscient (All-Knowing)? by suave: 8:14pm On Sep 30, 2006
I have a puzzling question to ask, a very controversial and intricate one, it has left my friend and i puzzled. Hear it goes:-

We all agree that God knows the end from the beginning, aight? He also knows what Mr. A and sundry will end up. If he does, does that mean he knows if Mr. A will go to hell and no matter how hard he tries he'll surely make hell.


KDK, K2 and others in the house I'm counting on you.
Jokes EtcRe: Egg Donor by suave: 3:17pm On Jun 07, 2006
LMAO, so how much did he sell a dozen?
Jokes EtcRe: I'm Sending Mama's Body For Burial by suave: 7:16pm On Apr 15, 2006
she really is an IJEBU
Jokes EtcRe: Upgraded From Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 by suave: 1:41pm On Mar 23, 2006
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the wife 1.0 programme.
Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT
PROGRAMME. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to Run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back
to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do
this and it is
Impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the programme
files from the
System once it is installed. Some people have tried to
install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even
more problems.

(See manual under Alimony/Child Support and
Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep
it installed
and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.
When any
faults or problems occur, regardless of whatever you
think has
caused them, you must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE
ME.EXE Programme
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will
freeze the
entire system. It may be necessary to run
C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE
ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the
operating
system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a
very high
maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get
the most out of
it, consider buying additional software such as
"Flowers 2.0"
and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0"
or "TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.a0", or even Eating
Out Without
the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child Processing has already
started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install
"Secretary 2.1" (Short
Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood
Version), as these
are not supported Applications for Wife 1.0 and the
system will
almost certainly CRASH.

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