₦airaland Forum

Her cup of tea..

This can be achieved if one is lucky to marry a good and God fearing man...some men can exhibit characters that will make you want to transit into space and come back in two years to continue,marrying in installments

What are these buildings forfeited usually used for? As we only hear of its forfeiture and nothing else,I hope they don't seize it and another criminal in power claims it

ppleperson:
Just so u know, I had an awesome dinner last night. and if that breaks your heart as well, u might wanna make do with some pills

Post a pic for confirmation cos I can smell the lie FYI what you with your life is really none of my biz,i only came to give you a piece of advice,if you like take it if you don't like leave it

fuckingAyaya:
Obioma nkor?

Obioma na patch patch dem dey do na dem no dey sew better cloth

vedah:
What kind of mentality is this? You meet a guy today, and tomorrow you tell him you're hungry.

How were you coping before he met you? If its a joke then fine, but if the lady is asking him to buy food, then it portrays her as an orphan, begger or gold digger.

A guy that exchanges number with a girl today by tomorrow he's already asking her to spend the night in his house is what? And how was he managing before he met the girl?

You never can tell who'll help you tomorrow and how,something big can erupt from buying one a plate of food,i can only say something is wrong if the girl in question does it repeatedly..

I can't count how many guys I've fed and I didn't come here to call them names

I don't see anything wrong in a girl telling you she's hungry except she out rightly told you to buy her food which I still don't see anything wrong because you can buy her food today and if you are lucky tomorrow she becomes your *help meet*

Most tailors won't make heaven

It's about time he becomes recessive,his drive for *National unity,peace and progress* hasn't really made this country any better

They should simply allow whoever is the president to rule this country with his or her own ideas,dominance is what is killing our country

Thank you

ppleperson:
...well, lemme be d judge as to what genuine exactly means. as regards being hasty, dis is me taking my time....except u have a problem with dat, den say so. And if u don't fit my profile, kindly do d needful!

Hmm...and a girl will see this rudeness and still come out to meet you,no wonder why you don't and can't have a girl till you had to come nairaland

Jjc...can't you just take your time and meet someone genuine? why the haste?

Wet dream inspired post

Of all the places to look for a wife...do you seriously expect ladies here to take you serious?

What kept you till you had to come to nairaland to search for a wife? Where you work girls don't come to bank?

I smell rat

Hormoniyi25:
True tho, but pics looks like u just finished giving a head

Which head?

Na herself she disgrace no be us...my name no be Africa

One man's meat is another man's spittle,what I see as the most beautiful may shock you

REIIGN:
He has vision

Na vision them go chop?

Do you have a job?

May God have mercy on her soul

Is he not one of the murderers?

Why am I confuse?

Just to be in the news she ended up with bad reputation and cheap publicity...she thought it's Nigeria where flippancy is excused

It's about time...let her be done with it so all those other dudes still chasing her and having fantasies can now realise it's a dead end and start noticing us

I lost interest towards the end..a summary would've sufficed but from the little I read hmm...this one no be for naija relationship o,before you finish this question and answer game na another person go dey wear your pant

Rohypnol intoxication

Thank you OP I will never lose a wink of sleep again over this fake people,i've just finish slapping myself

In Nigeria we joke about almost anything..funny though

It's only the happily ever after stories we'll hear...cases of fraud, missing,persons,theft,beatings and rape will be hidden

Btw..blind dating can be fun and so sweet to live in a make believe world but only 1 in 50 of such dates survives after meeting so i avoid the meet and wallow in my fantasy world till it fades out

Got me smiling...I love children with their naivety and innocency