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This one go sabi give he*d

Una don start abi. Competition never go far una don dey do compare and contrast. Make una wait small first.

Fairly used Jincheng Rubber for sale.
8 months old.
Location: Bauchi State.

Contact/watsapp: 07035062104

geesilver:
I hope you use rubber before knacking aside AIDS my guy STD full outside ooo

I dey OK, brother. We were always testing ourselves every 3 months

The first day I saw her was in the exam hall. Immediately I disliked her. She had tattoos all over her body. Open nose. Dyed hair. Up on that, invigilator dey collect her phone number.

The next time I saw her, she came to my class to meet a guy. The guy begin parade the girl like trophy. I hate the guy and the girl. Everytime him go carry the girl come dey sit-down with us. But I no dey give the girl face. One day they came as usual and she greeted us, the other guy answered but I didn't. Then she asked me, Success am I smelling? Why are you always frowning whenever you see me? I apologized. E no dey hard me to apologize.

The next day she came to our class. I told her that her boyfriend wasn't in the class. She said the guy wasn't her boyfriend and that she didn't come to see him. Na who you come see then, I asked?

I came to see you, she replied � I was surprised. She offered to take me and my friend out for lunch. Na so we sharperly follow her, unto say we don jam mumu. She paid for our meal. I even fed her sharperly as a bad guy.

My guy told me that the girl liked me but I no believe. She collected my number and started calling me o. The next day I saw her on top bike with another guy, I kuku kill any interest wey been don dey muster for her. But she said they were just friends. She came to my house the next day, she stayed a while, when she wanted to leave, I kissed her. When we got outside she asked me why I didn't kiss her properly. That I kissed her as if I was afraid. For my mind, I say omoh, babe wey I dey pity. I for kuku fvck her sef.

She came again the next day in the evening, asked me if she can pull off her clothes because she feeling heat, I said no as a gentle man, but the stubborn girl still pull her clothes. Her breasts just dey look me. I come dey form virgin for her. She practically raped me that day. I felt joy overdose.

That girl na girl wey every guy for campus wan date but I got her on a platter. Without sweating.

She was staying with a male roommate off camp, but I asked her to go and pack all her kaya and come and stay with me. We stayed together for almost two years.

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akanbiaa:
Hmmm
She denied having anything romantic to do with him(but not sexual) and also said he is a small boy a boy to someone she knows(we would like to know that someone) and also she claimed she don't have sex with small boys (that means she does others). Anyway his marriage have been destroyed already it's too late to cry when the head is cut off. A lesson to men to avoid things that can [b]destroy their happy homes.

Who told you his home was a happy one?

This is what is stopping me. Billing don too much.

“Because Ibrahim failed to brush his teeth”
� this one funny die

iammo:
Bruno the religious bigot

Buddhist fast

Catholics fast

Anglican fast

Muslim fast

yet in your bigoted mind somthing is wrong with the religion of one billion nine hudred million Human being world wide accross all continent, because Ibrahim failed to brush his teeth

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Hahhahahhahah �
This matter serious

JuanJO:
During NYSC I no dey talk to all this my northern colleagues. Infact I was wearing face mask then during school hours.

I stopped my students from greeting me self. Maka their mouth odour.

I tried to flog this children and my principal send a serious warning across.

Ogbeni calm down... Lol. No come dey vex pass me. You need to see how my guy Abba dey fresh during this Ramadan. I don't know why Ibrahim's case is different.

iammo:
People can be annoying.. fasting means to refrain from eating or drinking so what stops him from washing his yeye mouth

Even during ablution we are to rinse our mouth

Is it against the rulings of Islam to brush or clean your mouth while fasting?

This question has become pertinent because of the carefree attitude of one of my colleagues at work. He is gradually constituting nuisancy at the office. He now comes to work unkept and with a smelly mouth. Whoever he talks to, feels the stench of his wrath.

We don tire for Ibrahim and we are even considering asking our boss to give him some weeks off to concentrate fully on his fasting.

Ibrahim sef doesn't help matters. Person wey dey fast suppose dey get quiet time to himself and suppose dey reserved. But this guy's case is different. Him go just dey jump from one desk to another dey open mouth anyhow.

Me, I have resolved to tell him that his mouth is smelling the next time he comes to me.

How many weeks is even remaining for the Ramadan?

Nawa o! But two of my friends applied and collected their own within a days interval. Why my own come dey take time.

1beat:
Over a month you are complaining. mine is since last year December even register and do the capturing at Abuja immigration office

Yeah. Exactly what the immigration man told me. They import the booklets from away. E no make sense na. Common paper.

Nbotee:
Everything in dis country is imported.. Passport imported, currency imported, food imported even even President imported

� baba I'm not a northerner, even though I was given birth to in the north and I didn't vote for your president.

Please profar a solution, if you can.

Elonmuskfan:
Where u wan run go
Shebi u northerners foist that coward into our Anus, chaos and anarchy don hit naija u want to run

They should seize it till 2023

Beloved buhari, president gcfr 2015-2027

I applied for an international passport at the NIS office in Bauchi State over a month ago and up to this day, I have not gotten the passport. The explanation I'm getting is not satisfactory.

This delay is really affecting my plans and I'm growing impatient.

Please, what can be done to remedy this? Is there a way I can get my passport quickly?

I wanted going to another state and apply for the passport but the NIS personnel attending to me said its not possible because I have already been captured in Bauchi.

Your suggestions will go a long way.

Nigeria don tire me �