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Nd she close her eye dey enjoy am

Omo cum see atutupoyoyo

This is the children version of the Grammy's, the kids were dressed up to looklike some celebrities.
Who rocked it better? The celebrities or the kids?

If person fall frm de top he go die

Nice one mehn

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It was reported few weeks ago that the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP), the umbrella body of commercial s*x workers in the country vowed to declare one week free s*x should the Super Eagles of Nigeria return home with the African Cup of Nations trophy.
We also exclusively reported that the association sent over 113 members to South Africa to cheer the Eagles to victory in the final cracker against the Stallions of Burkina Faso, which Nigeria won by a lone goal.
It was gathered that shortly after the victory last Sunday, one of the ringleaders approached a top member of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) who was in South Africa to watch the match about their promise.
“He chased me and asked me to go to hell,” the lady told our reporter on telephone.
When asked if the promise was just for the Eagles or the entire country, the visibly angry lady replied: “Either for the Eagles or the country, he doesn’t have any right to tell me to go to hell, we are human beings. We will send in our press statement shortly,” she added.
A statement made available to us on Sunday and signed by the General Secretary, Jessica Elvis reads in part.
“The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP)wishes to congratulate the Super Eagles and indeed the entire nation for the successful outing of our senior national team in the just concluded Africa Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013. We are happy just like every other Nigerian.
Shortly after the victory on Sunday, one of ourleaders met a top member of the Glass House in South Africa and informed him of our planned ‘free booz’ for the Eagles when they return to the country, but he outrightly rejected our offer. He told us to ‘GO TO HELL and GET A LIFE’ that the Eagles played with passion and not because of our ‘stupid’ promise.
We want to register our disappointment overthe way we were turned down after our full support for the national team.
We shall continue to offer our support even as they prepare to face the world next year inBrazil,” the statement added.

http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/147982_super-eagles-rejected-our-s-x-offer-association-of-nigerian-prostitutes

In the book of afcon chapter 13:10
(1)nd de lord said to steven de son of keshi,de commander of the great army of de super eagles frm naija,
(2)tke yur men dis day nd go forth into d valley of the shadow of soccer for i am behind u,
(3)i shall deliver ur enemies de fasoes into ur hand,
(4)but steven asked hw shall u do dis great tin
(5)fear nt said de Lord 4 i shall use de son of mba to smite ur enemies
(6)nd wen it ws tym de super eagles fought hard wit d power of God
(7)dey hard many chances d@ in the 40th minute as de lord said,victor de son of moses gav de sword to mba de great man frm de east who found a strike @ de heart of de enemies
(nd wen it had cum to de 2nd half of de battle,bance de ugly 1 wnted to show his face bt de lord shut him off
(9)in de end de lord delivered the victory 2 de hands of de super eagles
(10)nd vincent de son of enyema knelt down wit oder soldiers nd said praise be to de lord d@ has done dis great tin


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Apparently Yeezy is trying to DISTANCE HIMSELF from his newly pregnantbabys mother Kim Kardashian.
The insider who asked for anonymity tells us that Kanye has been AVOIDING his babys moms - and doing his best NOT to spend timewith her. The insider explained, "Kanye was coming to Abu Dhabi for a concert and Kim wanted to come with him cause she loves that place. Ye didn't allow her because he said it was dangerous for her to travel while pregnant. But the real reason is his closest friends (Hov included) keep telling him to show up less with Kim, because she's always a bad look for his image."
And now Kanye is making an UNPRECEDENTEDmove. We're told that Kanye plans on MOVING TO PARIS for the next two months (at least) until he finishes his new album. Kim, we're told, is being asked to stay in the United States and "give him space" while he works and "sorts things out."
Wow . . . he's ALREADY moved out and they JUST bought that house together.
http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/130499_ton-exclusive-kanye-west-set-to-dump-pregnant-kim-kardashian

It is common to hear that a woman has bitten a man’s pènis because of infidelity, but the reverse is the case regarding what has just happened at Ilupeju in Lagos, southwest Nigeria.
A 52-year old man, Abayomi Mayuku allegedly bit another man’s penis during a fight over alleged suspicion of sleeping with his wife.
Mayuku reportedly went to Olusesan Robinson’s house at 255, Railway Line, Ilupeju and inflicted injury on his pènis with human bite.
This happened at about 8.00pm after the match between Nigeria and Ivory Coast in theongoing Nations Cup in South Africa.
According to an eye witness, Mayuku left his home and came to Robinson’s house and alleged that he was told Robinson was datinghis wife and warned him to desist from that.
Robinson, whose wife is heavily pregnant, denied and tried to explain to him that he was married and responsible man.
This angered Mayuku who immediately engaged Robinson in a scuffle. During the fight, he grabbed Robinson’s pènis and bit it and as well as his neck.
Robinson suffered injuries and he is being treated in a hospital .
When P.M.NEWS visited Robinson’s house, his landlord confirmed the incident and explained that he heard the commotion but he didn’t come out because he was not feeling fine on that day.
The matter was reported at Olosan Police Station in Mushin and Mayuku was arrested and charged to court.
He is now facing a one count charge of assault, occasioning harm.
He pleaded not guilty and the presiding Magistrate, Mrs. F.O. Abegunde granted him bail in the sum of N250, 000 with two sureties in like sum.
He was, however, remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri pending when he will perfect his bail.
The matter was adjourned till 27 Febuary, 2013

http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/129769_man-bites-another-man-s-kini-for-allegedly-sleeping-with-his-wife

A lost cell phone leads police to take two dangerous child sex abusers off the street.
Two north Florida "animals" are facing child pornography charges after video shows them raping a 4 year old girl. It was found on a cell phone they lost at a Walmart.
The pictures on the phone shows convicted sex offender, Alan Johnson , 33, and his girlfriend, Jennifer Sparks, 37, abusing the girl"in every conceivable way," said Lee County Sheriff Mike Scott.
"My most experienced detectives here, said it’s the worst they have ever seen," he said.
A buyer found the phone in the shopping cart at a Walmart in Cape Coral and turned it in, police said.
Researchers at the sexual predator unit of thesheriff's department recognized Johnson's phone number because he's a registered sex offender.
Johnson was convicted on child pornographycharges in 2003 and was sentenced to more than five years in prison, the news media reported.
In a police search of the house last week it was found that the couple had more images of child pornography and evidence that the two were making videos with a cell phone.
They were charged Wednesday with sexual assault of a child, promoting sexual performance of a
minor and possession of child pornography.
Investigators found the girl in Polk County and gave her o the Department of Children and Families, according to the news media.
Police were investigating reports that the girl's mother gave her to Johnson and Sparks,according to the news media.
"Literally two animals are off the streets, a girlwill hopefully now be able to rebuild her life," Scott told the news media.


http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/129616_couple-arrested-after-video-of-them-raping-a-4-year-old-girl-was-found-on-their-lost-phone

U r all cordially invited to ma wedding ceremony which will be coming up on the 31st of february 2012 @ good shephard anglican church warri delta state.reception follows immediately @ eko hotels and suit lagos..please come wit gud gifts.no kerosine lamps or stoves allowed,come with ur own food,gate fee=N2,000.God bless u as u attend

una wei arrest dem no de wash am:...abi de once wei dem cease hw dem go do dem??

she resemble albino wei dem wash

semid4lyfe: The jacket sleeves on Dr Sid's are not long enough. . .e be like sey no be hin size

I'll go with Kanye

he folded dem....dum ass

semid4lyfe: The jacket sleeves on Dr Sid's are not long enough. . .e be like sey no be hin size

I'll go with Kanye

he folded dem....dum ass

It happened in effurun delta state.around p.t.i road

Which kind link u de find:/

It was a strange day for members of a community in delta state when a man was caught while having canal knowledge of his daughter.The man who is said to be around 50 years of age was caught by some community youths while having sex with his 18 years old daughter.he was dragged out naked from the uncompleted building where they call thier home,after which he was beaten seriously by the angry mob.after much beaten,it was found out that he started having sex with her when she was just 7 years old.when the mother of the girl was questioned,she said she did not notice such thing going on between her husband and the daughter,and that the daughter has a child whose paternity is yet to be known.
The man was later asked to move from the house,when he entered the compound he tried to escape through the back fence but was caught and brought back for more flogging.my dear readers this is proof that these are the last days.and indeed strange things are happening.

she lost her leg nd she is still d@ calm nd fresh?...all lies

de guy bele na sugar factory.....*winks*

mr west...i salute ur strength

very eye catchin topic u gat der....bt 1st tin 1st..wer u der?....dnt say w@ u cant prove....nd for ur info 'wizkid' is a dictionary word...meanin a fast or zealous person....so i suggest u get a job