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these are the kind of posts that should be making front page not every time snake and graphic pictures(that make you think death is coming for you). This why I joined nairaland... op God bless you for the post... I am a student and I am thinking of starting a business.. do you have any ideas on how I can sought for capital?

I love Mr eazi skin tight and hollup.... dope trackz

No problem op....just put PRESRVATIVE in d PEACH I'll PICK as GIFT for dat SALSA dancin JERRY cus after PAY DAY he neva pays d BILL wen we both have a cup of LATTE n a glass of LAGER...he SPEEDs past d BUMP jst to go KISS his wife nd touch her BRA...nd he feels COOL and TREMENDOUS after eatin her COOKIE

xxxtedyxxx:
U don't wana come in between an existing relationship bro...so ask ur sef..what do u what?

Don't make her do anything..let her decide for herself. Also, u must be willing to withstand the aftermath.


As for me...I will free d chick.

but boss I don't like d fact dat a guy who isn't even her husband beats her up(her skin 2 soft 4 dat kind shit na)

Hello mr tedy, I salute u boss....pls ur loyal boy needs ur help...am currently doin ma IT nd I met a gal frm my skul here...we started dating although she told me she has a BF(I didn't ask o) I agreed to be her side guy..she went to meet him in skul last week wednesday and he found out abt us...he beat her up and now she is asking if she shld leave d boy(d guy is threatening her)...pls help out asap...tnks boss

*in fela's voice* I.T.T -international tif tif

And he has 100 cows

Kingdom of god suffering violence since 419 A.D

Closing prayer

Closing prayer

I have noticed that when churches purchase things from people on credit they don't easily pay. For example my mum sells cement, the few times she has sold to churches, it took them months to pay back (dats na after we don draw dem tire). Is it that the church members don't give enough tithes and offerings or the pastor is just being wicked

Those dollars in his pocket america will know

God bless the good ol'weed...



In phenoms voice"I had to divorce benson so I could mari-juana"

Pikin wei wan follow him papa drag bald head na headache go kill am


Na who no dae hungry dae know difference btw chicki chicki and indomie

When u ask how they lost their virginity many of them will tell you they were raped or forced....its very hard to find a nigerian girl that will admit the truth 2 u

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Happy new year to all my fellow nairalandrers. You all are welcome to the year 2014
Dis morning knocks from ma door woke me up..i got up feeling a little dizzy from d little drink i took during d watch nite groove. on opening the door i saw some of my neighbour's kids and thier friends all dressed up in thier new clothes..they wer wear rubber glasses..as dey saw me dey all chorused "brother happy new year" like it was something they have been rehersing..i just seached my self and gave them the little change i had left..only seeing those kids reminded me of wen i was like them.wen me ans ma friends used 2 go out 4 Xmas/ new year trekking...I I dont know wat u call it but back then in warri me and my friends would form a group of about 5 to 7 children and visit each other's relatives and neighbours..we used to go to close 2 6 streets...weconly liked wen we wer giving money and not food...at d end of d day we would share the money giving to us...i stopped "trekking" around d age of 12 wen we moved to another area.

How many of us did dis and at wat age did u stop?

if u notice u will see she ain't wearing a shoe...most likely Photoshop

Here is the list of some funny observations about
Nollywood movies.
1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in
Nollywood. How is it actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left
and right” before crossing the road?
3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run
mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the
70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie
without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten
Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood
movies.
9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using
a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle,
they always make it. Really?
11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as
Ramsey Noah’s dad?
12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a blind
woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”.
Maybe you have something to add?

Wow Dis is amazing...Every where is kind of like a movie

Abagworo: Don't believe what you read on Nairaland. There are rich people everywhere in Nigeria and there are as much opportunities. I legally made more than a million Dollars at 25 without having anything to do with Lagos. As we have Young Shall Grow in Lagos, so did we have ABC in Owerri, Ekenedilichukwu in Onitsha, Agofure in Benin.

Bros, agofure ain't in Benin cus of bob izua..., when hw did u make dat much money...abeg link me up after all we are brothers in nairaland

Abagworo: Don't believe what you read on Nairaland. There are rich people everywhere in Nigeria and there are as much opportunities. I legally made more than a million Dollars at 25 without having anything to do with Lagos. As we have Young Shall Grow in Lagos, so did we have ABC in Owerri, Ekenedilichukwu in Onitsha, Agofure in Benin.

Bros, agofure ain't in Benin cus of bob izua..., when hw did u make dat much money...abeg link me up after all we are brothers in nairaland

Tension flared at Wednesday 3, 2013 Senate plenary session as two federal lawmakers almost got into a fight over the State of the Nation Address Bill.
http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/444235_watch-nigerian-senators-fighting

videolink: http://ireporterstv.co/ir_fullvideo/nigerian-senators-fight-over-state-of-nation-address-bill-video/

Many guys wei de shout 4 here.. @ wat age una tke start..who knw weda no be dat him papa girlfrnd d boy tke start

Big Brother Africa 8 would be having 28 contestants representing the 14 participatingcountries this year, each country would be represented by 2 contestants each (Male and female), the option of bringing Celebrities are still debated upon by the producers. Some celebrities considered are::
Uganda- Desire Luzinda/Jackie. O (Obsessions)
South Africa- Khanyi Mbau
Ghana- Vera sidika/Sarkodie
Nigeria- Inyanya/Dammy Krane
Kenya- Shaffie weru/Oj Oballa
Zimbabwe- Makosi Musambasi etc
Big Brother Africa would return on May 26th..

http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/297308_big-brother-africa-8-list-of-celebrities

8. Jim Iyke

Even before he started his Jim Iyke Unscripted reality TV show, he had always been in one form or the other on the news. From occasional bouts with blogger Linda Ikeji to controversial fashion statements he makes such as the one he wore to AMVCA, JimIyke should be one of those topping the list.

7. Tee Billz

Formerly fairly known as the Tiwa Savage’s manager, the tall dark dude has become more exposed than he should ever since he proposed to the “Love me Love me” crooner. Tee Billz has also posted pictures of himself using the toilet in Burj Al Arab in a gesture that signifies he’s really seeking public attention.

6. Davido

Davido is always hitting the headlines. Either for a questionable pose with a fan in nocturnal circumstances or something else. When he parted ways with his manager, he was the topic for a while. Twitter dissing, singing or photography, Davido should calm down.