MzCorleone:

Nicklous this is the best advice you can get on this thread.


Come to think of it,i thought one of a guy's sexual fantasy is to marry a freak in bed? Op is here complaining while somewhere in Nigeria a man is going to work without getting any

My dear too much of everything is bad. Moderation is key. Believe me if both parties ain't overly fertile, conception might be delayed cos he won't be producing a very healthy sperm with d constant work.

kelvine:
Drink fruit juice mixed with skimmed milk every morning, servings of oats, boiled eggs, pap and ground nut. Yeah sounds like I am joking, truthfully I am for real.

Exercise together, go on long walks(trekking is trending already) on weekends in place of being indoors all day.

Whenever she asks for intimacy and you seem spent ask for food, tell her to make you a meal like pounded yam and your favorite soup. Any meal that will take over 2 hours to prepare. You need all the energy you can get from food.

When you notice she might ask for sex in traffic, tell her to drive.

Do your job as a husband well, if you did it so well the first and second time. You won't need to go all the way to number eight.

Pray to God and get her pregnant as soon as possible. Pregnancy will create a new experience for her while nursing a baby later on will make her worry less about sex.

Spend longer hours on fore play don't hurry to the promised land.

Thank me later.

U have a drink on me. Couldn't have said it any better.

yiXi:
not sure tho

It's on his FB page posted by admin and she said she's d one. Pretty I must say

forkadict:
AS I TAKE A BOW...

I just decided to come back and officially announce my exit from this thread and my intended non- participation in future threads. Everything that has a beginning must surely have an end. It has been quite some journey. It started with BB Amplified thru to BB Stargame, to BB The Chase and finally BB Hotshot.

I have immensely enjoyed season after season after season on here. However, the Holy Bible says in the book of Ecclesiastes 'To every thing, there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven. A time to be born and a time to die; a time to plant and a time to pluck up that which is planted...' which I have extended to 'A time to be part of the Big Brother Nairaland family, and a time to move on.' It is on this premise that I confirm that I will not be a part of the Big Brother thread next year. If there will be a Big Brother that is. Given the uproar against the regionalism based voting pattern. But please permit me to drop by once in a loooooong while to throw jabs at anyone of interest.

I would like to thank everyone I have had any form of encounter with on the BB threads no matter how minute. Beginning with the BB Amplified thread and most especially BB The chase and The Hotshot. I appreciate yall for putting up with my bullsheet. I appreciate those I have learnt from. I appreciate those that I have fought with. I appreciate those that have given me shouts at some point or the other. I dont want to recount memories cos that will bring tears to my eyes knowing that I will be missing out next season but truth is, I feel a pressing need to take a back seat and watch the younger and more able ones run the show from next season and forward. The Holy Bible says again 'Old things shall pass away and behold, all things shall become new.'

Finally as I bid yall farewell, I pray that the Almighty God be with every single member of the Big Brother Nairaland family. May He protect yall from all kinds of evil and may He grant every one long life, good health and prosperity. Amen.

Adieu folks.

Goodbye is the saddest word to say. Can't believe how I miss u guys already I can't stop checking in once in a while. Might have ended sadly for most of us buh indeed it was an interesting journey worth ma time.

Pray this end of d year shall be ur BEST part of d year. God's protection on us all.

I LOVE YOU ALL AM CLOSE TO TEARS...

soloqy:
^^^^^PS if you are suffering from attention deficit disorder, then its not my fault you cant spare 2 mins to read so dont @ me

So 4 real u xpect us(mi) to read that...u must be sleeping on a bicycle.

Librate:
Dis ayiri na fucking big boy
I just ran thru d guys doings online
Imagine he sprayed 7mill on Dr Sid dad burial

No wonder our musicians mention his name on virtually all their tracks

Pls anybody wey see that guy should tell him am here...NL

AndrERush:


My old profile pic is there already. Don't think it's capable of wowing anyone though. But if I see all the users pic that I want to see, then I might just be tempted to upload something new and wow worthy. Might decide to throw in a personal sextape or two as Jara as well

Pls personally alert me wen ur about throwing the se.x tape...ma Internet just dey waste so wanna make it useful

Cestmoi1:

....#speechless

No oo, speak it

Nigeriangirl:


We've gat girl power so those suckers no fit compete and speaking of ojuju calabar, nne, no be soo cos in my bid to see some pixs after coming in late na so i bust on some scary clowns and sh.it on some peeps profiel. Na race me take comot from there with my eyes closed o. My crush na peace ambassador nah, abi u don forget?

E fit be say Cestmoi1 dey crush on u.

Hope u have a great one too.

Good morning girl!

Eg Spade...hahahaha. I can imagine going to see a young man only to burst on that that wee hr.

Cestmoi1 kwa? Does she want to put a decanta on mi? Abeg oooo....

And sure I slpt fine, morning too.

waxdude:
Gudmrnin Fam..., if all I hear about pple offerin tayo goodies den I'm happy for him,he is goin to go places,I won't be surprised if he becomes more popular dn d winner sef...,wish him goodluck

@chelseabmw fine guy...

@drahmah ok ohh...we haf hear

@andrerush guy oya wow dem ladies cos dey hv no idea

@ksslib nw I remember ur frm Edo..u kip speakin hausa wit dannyxy I forgot

@sugarcoconut...Nne ke kwanu

@akshow...Nice pic

Anom ya nwannem and d sucre is getting sweeter by d day

safarigirl:
LOL...una no know say some people dey wey get b*stard money for this naija. Dem no dey make noise like Dangote and co. Na the bros sponsor Kefee burial and e dash Tu face 20 milla for him wedding.

Money dey naija o.

Just hope it's true and yes of course we r swimming in money

AndrERush:


His name is Ayiri Emami. I think he sponsored 2face's wedding according to reports. I am not sure if he really promised Tayo that amount, but if he did, then he most likely will deliver.

Good to know and good luck to him too

AndrERush:


I would absolutely love this to happen.... And if that guy really promised to give Tayo $350K, then yall can be rest assured he will, the guy is loaded to the teeth.

And who is that guy wey no get name. All I've been hearing is 'dude' 'guy'. Na ghost?

safarigirl:
some Warri dude has offered Tayo $350,000 and a petition has been started to ensure Nigeria withdraws totally from BBA

Who be dat dude wey get dat kin money to dash and hes not popular? Doesnt sound real to mi, infact all na wash...initial gra gra, wen e reach 4 settlement tori go full river niger. All I wish AKT is open doors that will lead him to success and not people dashing him money. Not saying make he no collect oo if dem give am buh we know say talk is cheap.

As per boycotting d show, it's cool till they are ready for equal fairness.

Akshow:
Ok.... Woke up around 3am couldn't sleep cos I'm very sad Akt lost to Idris. But well, life goes on. On a lighter note, let me join d photo craze.


Abeg na true say dem dash Tayo money?

Ma dear shit happens, life goes on. AKT will sure be fine so don't let ur poor heart ache ok.

BTW swagallicious pic there

Nigeriangirl:
Cestmoi1, u no dey sleep abi u no dey Naija? Na only me and u remain here maybe we shud prank these sleeping beauties. Powder and flour on them for start...hehehe

See dem see dem, 4 una mind una wan take over d 3 bba clowns

Cestmoi1:

Let's go there! Or should we plaster our faces with white powder and cover our bodies with a white cloth #ghost things to scare them? I dey Naija o....#insomnia.

Hehehehe...ojuju calabar no dey reign again na...even kids dey use am play dese days.

Nigeriangirl:

Hahahahaha, u'll make a good Aki for my Pawpaw . That wud be hilarious! We'll start with all these tough talking guys here while laughing hysterically nollywood style...hehehehe.
Na person wake me make i come see pics here and sleep vamoose for my eye since then.
By d way, we aint scaring my honey boo boo

And who could u be crushing on?

Cestmoi1:

....sorry! I'm going for your honey boo boo's head first,Sugarcoconut? Going in with my winchy winchy laugh. It happens atimes to me too.Ndo....maybe you should force yourself.
Awwww....my prank mate has disappeared.Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite.

And what's ma name doings on ur lips dis hour? Hehehehe, u na learner 4 dat kin laff na so park well.

Goodnite Aki and Pawpaw and be good.

safarigirl:
Meanwhile Davido and Diamond dey sub each other for twitter ontop BBA cuz when Tayo lost Davido tweeted "LOL and they've cheated again" Diamond come dey sub Davido

Good for them. Kip d relevant post bba pics/info coming.

labelledame:
its up for 10mins abeg where is Geezprince? I said I look like THEAMAKA

Fine fine

Ksslib:

No worry. By 3am we go don reach there.

Wow u didn't change much...nice

Forwetinnah, wetin dey Sup?...be generous

THEAMAKA:
It'll be up for the next 10 mins

Niceeee

Ksslib:

Anoda one is up.


No be pictures. Una go look tire today.

Bros u no get pity oo. It's monday and some people will be working so do make them go sleep. For mi I no get shaking as ma day is still very young.

sholay2011:

Not what you think oo...


Just good friends with them. We studied at the same University (Oba awon university)....so, I've known them for a long time. Luckily, we are serving at the same ppa.

U mean good friends like KC moore and Ella. Hmmmmm...ok I believe u

pahgy:
So Mozambique is West Africa baa? Tayo,s only fwend was Trezegah and it made him win Mozambique. Do u think South Africa would have voted Zambia if Klar klar was Evicted? Last year Zimbabwe voted Elikem while Ghana Voted Pokelo. Regional Voting is not d problem. Its alliances and fwendship in and outside the house that counts.

Can see u like dwelling in the past...its a new day so.....BTW, didn't u see we re having an after parry so if u ain't joining d fun then pls vamoose.

sholay2011:

Loool.

Btw, I don upload another pic...with my NYSC ppa ladies of course

I rarely snap pix alone sha

Can see u like them plenty...easy oo

Ksslib:

Na wa o.. Na command.

Hahaha...I really wanna see u grow

Wyraciskyi:
All You Folks Are Under 25?

Sorry I'm Like Your Big Bros...

I was right, wasn't expecting less. Cool

spade:


Now, it's your turn.

Aah aah...I don upload 2ice na, nt 2day though

Ksslib:
Waxdude one up. Five more to go.

The pics don old sha, some don scratch. Manage am like that. Let me know if you don see am.. make I change am.

Seen...next

WORLDPEACE:

I have one up now till 10am tomorrow morning.

Seen, are u naked or something?

Reincarnated:

Where is this news coming from

So u even noticed d post, mi sef no see am

WORLDPEACE:

Nice pic. I expected to see a nerd.

Can we see u now?