esutstar:
ah ah Why people no wan comment on this post not Even the IDGAF group... Who no like Better tin? poverty it shall never b well with u...

FILEBE:


Firstly. We care and we thank God for her.
Secondly. We are not ur brothers. We cant be brothers to one who is not a brothers keeper

BarryJones:
Good morning Nairalanders,
I am a graduate of accounting. I completed my accountancy degree in 2014, finishing first class. I completed my NYSC last October. I have searched for jobs to no avail. I actually did test and interviews with some companies, but am yet to receive an offer letter from any of them. For one of the big banks especially, I got to their documentation stage and heard nothing from them again. I even learnt that my contact person was sacked when banks were sacking. Her official email is no longer receiving emails.

Now to my main question:
Due to the fact that I couldn't secure a job, my parents decided I go to study for a masters degree in Accounting in the UK, starting in September. I am currently in the final level of my ICAN examination, with 5 papers left, which I plan to take 2 in November and 3 in May 2017 (ICAN has an exam centre in London). The University I will be going to offers an optional CFA level 1 route along side M.Sc. Accounting. But on a personal note, I find this very expensive to fund with the current Naira to Pound exchange rate (I don't want to overburden my parents- they have other dependants), and since I will be depending on my parents for my every needs. I will need to pay about 1500 pounds for the CFA 1 lectures to the university aside the CFA registration and exam fees. I will spend about 1000 pounds (as against approximately 100k if i was to write in in Nigeria) on ICAN in UK as exam fee and travel expense, since I plan to do self study.

My daddy is now suggesting that I forget ICAN for now and concentrate on doing CFA, because he will want me to come back with internationally recognized certificates to increase my job prospects on my return. But my own thought is that by the time I will be returning from UK, I will both be ICAN Chartered and hold a UK Masters degree. I tried to explain to him that from my little knowledge of CFA, it is a rather limited certification (I believe its mainly for Investment bankers, though I will still apply to Investment Banks when I return) unlike ICAN which gives broader prospects. I am of the opinion that assuming I return to Nigeria in October 2017, I can quickly register as an ACCA student, to have the ACCA in view on my CV, then I will also register as a CFA student, to have the CFA in view, on my CV. I believe that this can increase my chances of also entering Investment Banking. Instead of paying 1500 pounds for CFA lectures to my university, I am thinking it will be cheaper for me to come back to Nigeria first and pay lecture fees here in Naira. I have a passion for setting up businesses, to be self employed and provide jobs for people later on, but I really love to practice Accounting in this my youthful age, and then save up to start my own business.

Please I will appreciate advice from knowledgeable and experienced professionals. Should I heed my dads call?

ishayaauta:
op how are you doing hope you are totally good now?

hakeem4:
I've phobia for water

I can't swim and I also don't take my bath

Rip to the dead tho

ishayaauta:
go to a pharmacy and get anusole and an. Antibiotic that should solve it I it is severe get the anusole that u can use 4 ten days only insert the anusole @ night b4 going to bed that's all hope this is not coming late just saw the post now

GogetterMD:

Sure ma'am. Scent leaves does work. Eat part of it and add part of it to the hemorrhoids

GogetterMD:
He has external hemorrhoids.
Any associated bleeding from it?
Usually caused by depression of the anal cushions and dilatation of the surrounding veins, resulting from poor dietary habits mostly (leading to constipation or profuse diarrhea)
He needs a high Fibre diet, lots of veggies and fruits. Plenty of water to adequately lubricate the stool, and he should spend the least possible time in the toilet because the more time spent emptying the bowel, the more the hemorrhoids come out.



That should help. I hate doing this, (prescription of herbal alternatives ), but you can do washed scent leaves for him. Let him chew and add the mashed leaves to the hemorrhoids.


Hope that helps


PS: see your doctor, for comprehensive counseling and management, this is just a summary)

chesterlee:

Uwc dear...Is it out of place to hit on a sweet girl like you?