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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris To Oprah: Anyone Breaking Into My Home Is Getting Shot (Video) by SultanOfAbia: 5:12pm On Sep 20
What if Biden wake up for Night to go Piss
Come enter Kamla Harris House by Mistake

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Romance / Re: Girl Is Threatening Me With Sex by SultanOfAbia: 5:11pm On Sep 20
drimzsmoke:


Forget Tinubu's economy, who always has more kids, the poor or the rich
Rich man wey dey force girls to abortion
Which money poor man get for abortion??
Romance / Re: Girl Is Threatening Me With Sex by SultanOfAbia: 4:50pm On Sep 20
udede:
na only una know wetin dey still give una erection in Nigeria of Tulubu
No be everybody dey suffer like you
Romance / Re: Girl Is Threatening Me With Sex by SultanOfAbia: 4:50pm On Sep 20
Lonestar124:
Keep it up sir
thank you bros
Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Deeply ‘disturbed’ By Sean 'diddy' Combs' Arrest by SultanOfAbia: 4:19pm On Sep 20
Bizmind95:
Interesting....if l hear say Diddy no nyash this Bierber boy eh Na the perverted ldiot even "discovered" him sef... that's why l don't jealous any celebrity...if they tell you what most of all these niggas do just to attain fame and make money eh...mtcheew...you won't believe...
There are stinkingly rich niggas like Diddy everywhere who are sick and tired of pussy...l mean like pussy dosen't move them again...so all they do is to go about nyashing famous dudes...cus the only thing that gives them joy is pummeling the ass of a celeb dude and seeing him groan in pain So they make unressistable offers to those niggas for their asses!
Let's use our own BBNaija as example here...a nigga will just come out from the house and become bastardly rich overnight...you think that's how they pluck money from trees...LoL...na all those stupendously rich perverts dey nyash those guys for millions of naira per session!...that was why 80% of former male housemates that came for the All Stars season were all plaiting hairs and wearing ear rings like ladies to advertise themselves to the highest bidders...Gay modafuckers
See in this life eh jealous nobody oo...most guy's asses see terrible things all in the name of making money and fame!!!
Dammmnnnnnnn!!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Diddy Placed On Suicide Watch In Jail While Awaiting Trial For Sex Trafficking by SultanOfAbia: 4:07pm On Sep 20
Good
Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Deeply ‘disturbed’ By Sean 'diddy' Combs' Arrest by SultanOfAbia: 3:51pm On Sep 20
Burna Boy is Finished grin grin


Burna Boy Nyash na the real giant of Africa😭😭😭That Nyash go don suffer for Diddy hand

Wahala for who no get Sugar Daddy like Diddy

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Romance / Re: Girl Is Threatening Me With Sex by SultanOfAbia: 3:51pm On Sep 20
ZaddyJ:


Trust me bro na poor people get erection pass for this kind regime
But business owners and business tycoons wey Tinubu don frustrate for this economy na dem dey get erection problem pass grin
Dey whine ur papa

Go hotel, see Rich men knacking left right and center.
Na poor man still dey reason wetin to chop

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Politics / Re: Edo Election: Let The People’s Will Prevail - Punch Editorial by SultanOfAbia: 2:16pm On Sep 20
Ok
Romance / Girl Is Threatening Me With Sex by SultanOfAbia: 1:35pm On Sep 20
Omo I just use reverse psychology on one small girl.
I told her I wan knack, at first she refuse
I say no problem. I stop to chat her

She was still sending messages
Until I text her say, she no fit handle me grin grin. She come dey para

Now the thing don turn to competition
She wan prove say she be baddie
Say she Sabi Bleep.

God I love these Gen Z girls grin grin

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Crime / Re: ‘Diddy’ Combs' First Meal In 'rat Infested' NY Jail Revealed by SultanOfAbia: 10:34am On Sep 20
Diddy is Bisexual

He go knack gays tire
He will enjoy his stay in prison for sure..

American prison, wey gay men plenty undecided
Diddy go chop belleful

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Flaunts New Car With His Wife Ivy by SultanOfAbia: 8:24pm On Sep 19
Gooh
Politics / Re: Tax; OPEC Reveals Reasons Why dangote Petrol Is Costly In Nigeria by SultanOfAbia: 8:05pm On Sep 19
Ok
Education / Re: OAUTH Removes Beds Which Randy Lecturers Use For Sexual Harassment by SultanOfAbia: 7:34pm On Sep 19
Wow
Agriculture / Re: I Did Not Harvest A Single Ginger From This Ginger Farm Due To Disease Outbreak by SultanOfAbia: 6:31pm On Sep 19
Even the Earth Soil is feeling Tinubu regime

No morale No Ginger. Everywhere just dry cry

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Electric Cars Driven For 5 Days Without Battery Running Down (vid,pix) by SultanOfAbia: 5:55pm On Sep 19
5 days of going from his house to Crunches

When I saw the price of this car 55 million
I no even know how to feel grin grin grin

For this Tinubu Catastrophe
Na to dey use ancient way of traveling

Point mirror with Jazz and shout your location
Immediately you appear for the place

No fuel needed grin grin

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Education / Re: NECO Releases 2024 SSCE Results by SultanOfAbia: 4:50pm On Sep 19
Nice
Foreign Affairs / Re: Poland Will Not Die For America's Wars. Go Home! - Polish MEP Tells US Secretary by SultanOfAbia: 4:50pm On Sep 19
Ok
Politics / Re: Photos From LP Final Mega Rally In Edo State by SultanOfAbia: 4:12pm On Sep 19
When I traveled to Abia state last month
I almost miss road ... grin

Alex Otti has transformed Abia state to the point I was wondering what PDP was doing for over 20 years.
Now I'm even thinking of relocating to Abia

Labour Party is the LIGHT
Other parties represent DARKNESS

EDO PEOPLE CHOOSE LIGHT OVER DARKNESS

CHOOSE BETWEEN GOING FOWARD OR GOING 10 STEPS BACKWARDS

IF YOU VOTE PDP AND APC
AFTER EXPERIENCING THIS HARDSHIP

IF I HEAR ANY COMPLAIN
THEN I WILL NEVER FEEL SORRY FOR EDO PPL

YOU CANT MAKE STUPID DECISIONS
AND EXPECT TO LIVE IN PEACE.

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Education / Re: 2024: Abia Ranks 1st, Katsina Last In NECO Examination by SultanOfAbia: 3:30pm On Sep 19
Effect of Labour Party

If Edo State like make them vote APC

Abia State is now unrecognizable because Gov. Alex Otti has transformed Abia State in just 1 year.

Labour Party For Life!!!
Congratulations to Abia State
Currently the only functioning state in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Will No Longer Attend UNGA by SultanOfAbia: 3:21pm On Sep 19
Thank God
Crime / Re: Russia’s FSB Busts Migrant Smuggling Ring Led By Nigerian Professor by SultanOfAbia: 2:17pm On Sep 19
You get Mind Go Russia as a Black man
Come dey do human trafficking

Putin go use this ones, dump for Ukraine warfront. Make drone kiss them💥💥 grin

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Crime / Re: Boss Catches Staff Stealing After Reviewing Her Office CCTV (Pix, Video) by SultanOfAbia: 2:02pm On Sep 19
grin grin grin i don't blame her,

Some CCTV on supermarkets are fake, dusty and not working. It's just there as disguise

So she might have thought that the CCTV in the office was not working.

The crazy thing is how do you know a CCTV camera is not working grin grin cheesy
id4sho:
My friend caught a thief same way grin.

He has bulb camera with motion sensor in his office. The useless boy visited his cousin who works there.
Bulb wey get Camera?? grin grin
It is finished for Thieves..

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Family / Re: Who Will Your Son First Buy Car For ,his Wife Or The Mother ? by SultanOfAbia: 1:50pm On Sep 19
Nonesense

Bring the Car to me, the father of the House

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Science/Technology / Re: Please What Is The Name Of This Animal With No Head And Tail? by SultanOfAbia: 12:11am On Sep 19
Highest
Crime / Re: US Prosecutors Seek Sean "Diddy" Combs’ Incarceration, by SultanOfAbia: 11:45pm On Sep 18
dalass:


All those things, girls, women, sex practices he could have in US too if it was consensual and LEGAL.

THE GUY US INTO DOING KIDS AND TRAFFICKING IN LITTLE GIRLS. THATS WHY HES IN HOT SOUP!
Kids WTF

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Crime / Re: US Prosecutors Seek Sean "Diddy" Combs’ Incarceration, by SultanOfAbia: 10:04pm On Sep 18
If Diddy was Smart

With all his billions of Dollars
He would have relocated to Nigeria
With added 16 armed DSS police officers to guard him. Them no born anybody touch am

Go to Lekki
Buy one mad huge mansion
And have the freakiest freak off Sex orgy fantasy of his life..

Benin girls will tie him up and finish him
Warri girls will do backflip and give him BJ
Hausa girl will wear Hijab and open nyash
Igbo girl will use doggy and wake him up
Yoruba will use 69 with Mouth Gig and slap him
Calabar girl will hang on celling and give him better knacking use am take finish work shocked

By the time Naija girls both married and single Finish Diddy with sex.
He will run back to U.S A with broken penis and lekpa stature.

He just made a mistake staying in America
All that money and power as a black man

Diddy should have moved to Nigeria..

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Politics / Re: Accord Party Chairman Distributes Relief Materials To 3,000 Borno Flood Victims by SultanOfAbia: 9:42pm On Sep 18
Ok
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Attack On Russian Missile Depot Triggers Mini Earthquake by SultanOfAbia: 9:18pm On Sep 18
Ukraine reminds me of one smallie girl

As a tall guy she fell in love with me
And i always felt like Putin because she was small like Ukraine

I would knack her recklessly and invade her pussy like Russia invaded Ukraine.

I was power drunk like Putin
Then I broke up with her breaking her heart
But she vowed to show me shege.

Look at my size smallie I'm huge and tall
You can't do jack sh*t

Fast forward 7 months later I'm still battling the STD infection this smallie gave me.

Ukraine is the STD that Russia is still fighting
Russia should learn from my mistake

Never underestimate anybody SIZE
Na small Ant bite dey pain pass

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