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No wonderrrrrrr

This na the tactics wey dey reign now
You bash person car come dey act like slowpoke.

One unfortunate bastard bashed my car and 3 other cars one Saturday night and immediately we rushed to his car. The bastard was acting like a slowpoke
Dem go dey shout open door the mumu go dey look like say him no dey speak at all.
Na so I bring spanner say make I smash his window. Na so one mumu bouncer come rush me thinking say I wan use spanner hit the idiot

Na now I come realize say na the tactics they use to avoid people beating the crap oout of them. I later go puncture him tire.
Ended up spending 60k to repair my shock absorber because of that idiot.

I for hit am that spanner for head make him brain reset

Tallesty1:
There are things one shouldn't imagine let alone post on a public forum

It's part of social awareness
In the north it's normal

NoSmoking:
If I hear paedo anything here...

The inability to get a 16 year old pregnant. Should I be worried??

She is in jss2. Her mother is a family friend of ours. She comes around to help with chires in the house.

I really kicked off with her around may this year but due to work and constant movement I had no time for her.

I finally got to bleep her, and it was horrible
Her pussy was too tight for me and her reaction to my penetration was a huge turn off. Despite the awful first attempt she still insisted that she wants to do it again.

Spent 1k on KY lube and decided to give it one last chance. This time around with lube everything went well. Infact I ended up cumming inside her at the first round.

That was the first and only time I had sex with her and I was truly scared if she gets pregnant
Well, it's been 5 months since I cum in her and she has no sign of pregnancy whatsoever.

Got me thinking out loud if I'm impotent or is she on birth control??
How possible can a 16 year old be on birth control at that age??
Is it advisible for me to do a sperm count test.
I'm worried if i can't get a 16 year old pregnant then it might mean I'm imporent?

South East buafra

TinubuCriminal:
Shut up.

Yoruba language is insult-based
Igbo language is compliment-based

You are very correct 100%

Ballers

Allah

Good

Bukola94:
I fear men like you. Sleeping with other people wives... Are you not scared? What joy did you derives in that? What if same is done to your woman, how will you feel?

continue asking stupid questions

Science >>>>>>>>>>>Religion

Nigerian teachers are Slaves

Ashawo make more money per night than a teacher in Nigeria

Give him your wife let him knack her
Then he will allow you to do what you want

Ok

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
You must be cognitively impaired if you think I need someone like you to teach me how food is grown.

They should have taught you Comprehension in JSS3.

Next time don't ask stupid questions if you claim to know it

mummymum:
Wow clap for yourself. A good job well done. Planting a seed and waiting patiently for your bountiful harvest that you will reap in hundred fold. And by that time it will be under your very roof and there's nothing you will do. Go on the good work comrade. God bless you.

Thank you bro, I'm meeting her tomorrow. Can't wait to enjoy her once again

On a normal day,
China and Russia should be sucking USA dick
China and Russia should be on their knees
Gawking the huge cock of U S.A

China and Russia are good at hype and making noise.

U.S.A will forever be their Big daddy
China knows this and Russia has already learnt their lesson.

U.S.A still giving Russia Doggystyle via Ukraine
China small nyash want to shake too
By the time U.S.A give China Doggy
China will not walk straight for 200 years

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
And the food you eat is being bankrolled by who exactly?

slowpoke, it is planted in fertile soil and grows into food. Dummy

Sex is good very very good

Our Ancestors back then had no issues
They walk naked and fvck all day
Eat and then go to sleep.

That is why they lived longer than us.

Now we have adopted European way of life
Slaving for peanuts calling it a job
Buying food instead of cultivating your own food free of charge from soil God gave you.
Carrying white man religion for head

Why una no go dey get cancer and dying early

That is why I follow the ways of my Ancestors
Wake up, eat, fvck , sleep and repeat.

I'm looking fresher and more healthy each day

Ok

This is the best time to bleep married women
I have been enjoying 2 of them this period
Paying for her last childs SS1 school fees
Since her husband no fit

2nd married woman, is literally a lioness no wonder she born 6 children for her man.
This one wan finish me with sex, she go even leave her shop and track me at my house for knackings.
I only paid for her daughters textbooks and uniforms.
U see we live in a scratch my back I scratch yours world right now..
I don't mind helping as long as you help me
God bless all married women this period

Very Dirty Yoruba Girl

Ok

1 trillion spent on paying Ransom

Banditry is a very lucrative business

Normally

Lol

Manculated:
You forgot to add that the Useless Evil older generation were the ones who destroyed this country and they are still continuing to destroy it as we speak.

I swear the old generation is the problem