₦airaland Forum

faustychris23:
am great. Thanks 4 asking

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw....urw
Ur SOD ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ choose durin reg?

Wotz sup faustychris23...Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ has been ur day?

giftiebrown:
we don fix d helicopter finish...We dy police check point now sef...Dem dey ask fr d pilot drivers license nd plate no

DS PLOT IS DEDICATED TO WE D LEICESTER CITY FANS...Champions of England!!!

Congrat 2 d blues..we did it ƒօɾ Ronairo

IghravweIG:
lols. abi nah.

Na sօ օօօօ . Jarey coz nah skul bag ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ carry go

nathoneal:
IghravweIG
SunNEPA17
I sight una ooh...
How the ministry nah?

Boss...ℓ̊ hail ooo
As ministry D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go Na sօ օօօօ . So we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ follow am jarey.
Ao ya syd bro?

IghravweIG:
abeg i get one small question o. For my guys dem. abeg which kind bag/box, go dey cool to carry go camp as per guy man. When go fit contain the necessities only. Me i nor dey like load o. cc Okitaiji Fraiser Ray4000 Sunepa17 Giftiebrown

Lolzz..normal skul bag nah wen yhu no b gurls.

Fraiser:
my friend pls dont implication me o... Ayam innocent

Lol..padi mi nah true talk ooo

Lolzz....ɖɨs one pass africa magic padie

Nah seasonal film tiko ni opin Coz yhu no fit watch african magic ʟɨҡɛ seasonal film

Fraiser:
lol... All of una just dey watch me, shey una never turn me to africa magic sha?

Fraiser:
lol... Why una no call sunnepa17 nd okitaiji d two profesional vulcanizer of dis village

Lolzzz...nd yuu b master womanizer

Fraiser:
Yeh yeh... Wots goin on here? Dis is Micheal Fraiser in d village sayin hi to everyone, both d friends nd d foes, both d proponents nd d opponents, I see all d conspiracies, I see pple tryin to hold me to ransome... All I do is to laff because no matter d population of house flies, dey will never block d ways of broom... No matter hw much u guys try to checkmate me dat will not stop me from showing luv to d babes in dis village because dey are our mother, showing dem luv is a simple way to show my appreciation to dem as women... To my sweet, caring, beautiful nd angelic damsel marvluv all I can say is dat i care about u so much, to my cute honeybash u are awsome babe, much luv from me babe, am missing u in d city, to d new bae petilicious u re welcome babe feel free to mingle wit us nd enjoy ursef, to all d beatiful baes in d village I love u all so much... To my real Gs from graceland justifuied10 nd greycious u guys are too much tanks for chekin on us in d village... To d baba himsef villageGoat ur head dey dia aswear... Lyndalyn55 hmmm its not d way u tink o... Barongmj hope u av made order for my jack daniels wisky, ighraweIG my gud friend hope ur doubt is cleared now, okitaiji, ray4000, giftiebrown nd sunnepa17 una dey try, make una continuu... In short Michael Fraiser d Michluv repping everyone...

Lolzzz....⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ padi mi.

We D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ coz a sese bere ni..lol

marvluv:
owkay..just sit down comfortably and watch..

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ .... Mi o le duro won tan tele coz season film ni, av put ON my HD glasses.

Petilicious:
Hello everyone, this is a new member.... also in stream 2 and chose Lagos, AkwaIbom, Abuja and Kano ....I hope i don't get Kano tho

Wow...sexylicious moniker, welcum on board...nice 2 av ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ here.
Only Akwa-ibom in common.

Feel free 2 relate wif us all.

GROOOVE:
haha would love to but its kinda hard to keep up with the villa this days

Lolzz...no qualms, oya cum my ause den.

My loveablechi no wan allow ♍ƺ go awt gan sef coz he want 2 Enjoy ♍ƺ 2 d fullest since 2day is worker's day.

GROOOVE:
Lol....we're trying to, wssup brova

Tryin 2 khe, cum letz hang awt

ray4000:
Abi, friaser way we bring come dis village without waeec like buhari won distroy d village. Any girl hin see like dis na to carry am go hin house go dey do am.

Lolzzz...haba! Eleyi gidi gan ooo

ladycomfort:
What's going on here?

Wotz sup....nufin much my sista.
Ao has been ur day?

marvluv:
humnnnnn...dis one gidi ghan ooooo..

anyway, I got all ur mentions buh I don't even know where to start from, datz y I want to combine all into one...
I really appreciate ur wonderful support towards dis issue on ground..I love u all...

what happened is dat, I'm just coming from fraiser's house, we really talked a lot & he has finally promised not to add *poor *in front of my beautiful name ***he was kneeling down wen saying it**& also dat he will never cross his boundary go meet any bae in dis village again..
he said if he does, we should carry out our plans immediately & make ighravwelG carry me go hin house sharp sharp.

cc:
Fraiser
okitaiji
ighravwelG
sunnepa17
ray4000

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ dear....m watching ao as he D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go.

Na sօ օօօօ .

giftiebrown:
as long as he no eye Sunnepa17 bae, no prblm

GROOOVE:
Good day wonderful people

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D day bro...ℓ̊ hope yuu Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ grooovin ova dere?

barongmj:
How una dey? Phykel sugar, okitaiji love, sunepa honey, candicejay lollipop et all Hope y'aall is doing good

Lolzzz, Barongmj sweeti, Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ has been ur day.
Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ is d preparatn goin 2ward d birthday bash nah?

VillageGOAT:
hehehe no mind elder fraiser, na badt guy

Na sօ օօօօ . Baddest lier inclusive.

ray4000:
VillageGoat why u decide to kill me with ur joke. I don laugh die nack my head for ground.
Fraiser, that guy he get excuss die, na why dey put u for stream two cos u dey lie.
Papa- no mind am o, we pass our waec o. okitaiji, sunnepa and ighravweIG abi I lie

Lolzz.....my guy, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ no lie ooo

If we didn't pass our waeec Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ we take reach ɖɨs village den.

Fraiser:
my cute marvluv will see d reasons why am d best man capable of makin her feel lyk angel she really is nd also make her see d reasons why she is a special woman... Sunnepa17 d chief amebo of dis village oya com nd cc dis one again

Lolzz...ray4000 is rite coz iwo ni igi woroko to un da ilu yi ru.

Lyndalyn55:
. I believe fraiser shld learn from the act of being with a particular person...today is honeybash tomorrow marluv next tomorrow sm1 else ... Goodmorning aw was nyt?

Abi oo my lovely sista.

All d married woman association in ɖɨs village needs 2 act fast on ɖɨs issue so dat tins wunt spoilt pass d tym dat dere wunt b a solutn 2 it again.

VillageGOAT:
ha... Thank you very much for this title, i promise to make this village a better place, but baba, loveablechi na fine girl oo, to maintain her beauty no go easy, and you come make her my princess? You want make i dey budget 1 billion every year for the maintenance of her beauty and na fraiser go dey sign the budget. The budget fit contain 50 million for brazillian hair, 250 million for skirt and blouse, 100 million for lipsticks, 100 million for eye pencil, 300 million for shoes and high heels, 50 million for powder, 100 million for feeding allowances, 50 million for transportation allowances and 50 million smiling allowances, because her smile alone no free, you must pay for am...

Baba, you want make i run down? E no go easy oo, so my one and only princess is lyndalyn55... Thank you

Lolzzz.....nice conclusion, ℓ̊ ƒօɾ arrest yuu put ƒօɾ my barracks coz sɦɛ is my woman.

Fraiser:
baba no dey put poor in front of pple names na... Its not polite... Jokes apart...

Lolzzz....jokes apart, shey no b ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ turn dem ʟɨҡɛ dat.

O gbe nkan mi, se enu wuye...badolee

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 11 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 19 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people - ELEANOR ROOSEVELT .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Our founding fathers did not dream of a country where neighbours and friends would exchange bullets in place of handshake- GOODLUCK JONATHAN.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) I used to hunt animals, now animals hunt me - NKEM OWOH

2) you have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all over your body yet you still want a tattoo, ah! My friend, you be zebra?

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SHORT JOKES:

1) Fraiser waec result is finally out. The following conversation ensued between fraiser and his father
PAPA FRAISER- Fraiser my son, i learnt your waec result is out
FRAISER- daddy you remember ray4000 who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term? He failed

PAPA FRAISER- That's terrible, what happened?
FRAISER- You also remember okitaiji who used to tutor me in the house? He failed too

PAPA FRAISER- What's with the poor performance?
FRAISER- Daddy, i don't know, that's how it is, even sunnepa17 who won the cowbell science and maths competition failed too

PAPA FRAISER- So how was your own result?
FRAISER- you also remember ighravweIG our senior prefect? He failed too

PAPA FRAISER- (Angrily) Boy tell me about your own result?
FRAISER- (Angrily) if all those people failed, do you expect me to pass? Am i a wizard?
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

FUNNY PICTURE DOWN THERE...

Nice 1 villagegoat...orie wa nibe

Lolzz...Gbayi pa

IghravweIG:
Lol. I tire o. Make u con dey talk lies. u are simply saying the truth.

okitaiji:
he wanted to flirt with my abishaddy and my lovely barongmj but I blocked his way sharply...

Lolzz...Correct guy..

lyndysino:
I choose kano kwara oyo and delta

Welcum on board once again...
Only Kwara in common...nice 2 av yhu here beautiful lady.

Fraiser:
am not sweet talkin her, My marvluv is my angel, all I do is just to make her know hw special she is... Which no oda person is not capable of doin

Chaii, (•͡.̮ •͡ ) anoda brainwah ooo...ɖɨs guy can lie en wen poor BlizzydoDo D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dere, poor Honeybash D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Etc

Cc. Marvluv

Fraiser:
my cutie dont mind him jor, he is very despirate, he is tryin to blackmail me just to win ur hear... U know ur husband is very mature na, I will not spoil anybody name to win d heart of a woman, i no u never doubt me nd u trust me so much, i will never betray d trust u know

Marvluv....ɖɨs is wot ℓ̊ tld yuu yestanite, brainwashing don stay nd we nid 2 carry awt our plan wif immediate effect.


Cc. Marvluv