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Lvlink:
I have obliged you. Go check your inbox, you can add me up dearie

Chaii, wunt yhu add ♍ƺ up also..lol

ℓ̊ hope ur husby is aware of all ɖɨs addin up stuff?

Precious91:
a gbo

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ...tell հҽɾ 2 visit us ƒօɾ ɖɨs village nah

Kaylexzy:
Check again.... I sent u another message

Haba! Kilode....sho ara re ooo..lol

Kaylexzy:
lwkmd!!! U dis Bros ehn?

No wahala sha...
Morning, Hope u doing good?

Lolz....am cool nd yuu?

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D .....⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡

SMartins1:
I sure am...Lol She will hear

VillageGOAT:
mazi mariosam, my lolo 1 lyndalyn55, the only woman i can die for have said it all, we should make use of the male servants, maybe 1 male and 1 female would be used for the sacrifice to appease the gods, so that there can be equality, abi my fellow elders ray4000, ighrawveIG, sunnepa17, primuspares, okitaiji and fraiser is my suggestion ok? Let us hear your response, because the sacrifice would start in three market days, the gods have waited enough, before they send their heavenly mosquitoes to come and bite us...

Lolzz...all d villagers didn't buy ur suggestion coz we serve d Almighty God in ɖɨs village wu shed is blood ƒօɾ us in d cross ƒօɾ sacrifices.....so any oda gods in ɖɨs village nah fake.


Cc. All d villagers, hope ℓ̊ av spoken well?

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
9 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 17 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
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clementy117
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luchiano1
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lumiere91
ahmtech93
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gammarays
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shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
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fkhalifa
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raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
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ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old, seek what they sought- BASHO .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Nigeria has had a complicated colonial history, my work has examined that part of our story Extensively- CHINUA ACHEBE .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) your babe is licking ice cream and you are drinking pure water, please guy, are you diabetic?

2) only in dorobucci video that someone will play golf at ikoyi lagos nigeria and it will land at white house washington DC

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[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- Whoever answers my next question correctly can go home
Upon hearing this, fraiser threw is bag outside through the window
TEACHER- Who threw the bag?
FRAISER- me, can i go home now?

2) Fraiser walks into a barber shop and asked ''can i get an haircut?''
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said ''about 2 hours'', fraiser left,

A few days later, fraiser stuck his head in the door again and asked ''how long before i can get an haircut?'', The barber looked around the shop and said ''about 3 hours'', fraiser left.

A week later, fraiser came into the shop and asked ''how long before i can get an haircut?''. The barber looked around the shop and said ''about an hour'', fraiser left.

The barber turned to his friend and said ''ray4000, do me a favour and follow that guy and see where he goes, he keeps asking how long he has to wait for an haircut but then he doesn't ever come back.
A little while later, ray4000 returned to the shop, laughing hysterically, the barber asked ''where does the guy go?'' Ray4000 looked up with tears in his eyes and said ''TO YOUR WIFE''

THE BARBER FAINTED
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Lol....nice one bro

Jamesdman:
Where's ma cake oo.

I don't wanna hear any excuses o

Dere's Enough cakes 2 jolificate wif 2day...can't yhu (•͡.̮ •͡ ) d cake we av been sendin 2 հҽɾ since

Precious91...my regards 2 ur wifey @Rivers state.

Precious91:
You are welcome Sunnepa

ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ welcum Precious

Mornin jarey..d news D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sweet ♍ƺ ƒօɾ belle...am hapi 4u guyz.
**whisper 2 his ear**ℓ̊ hope yhu are wrking 2wards d plan ℓ̊ tld ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ earlier*
My regards 2 ur honey pie lvlink

SMartins1:
Good AM Elder, na wetin me self see oo as I enter the city. Me and my lvlink been dey inside our mansion (HUT) lol.

Precious91:
Good morning everyone.
According to reports reaching me from my fiancee who is serving in Rivers in stream 1,they announced in their camp this morning that 21st is sure and very certain.It is time to start packing your things.Congrats in advance

#gbam...no shaking..nah ɖɨs kind news ℓ̊ ʟɨҡɛ 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ (•͡.̮ •͡ ) ƒօɾ here.

»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌« ƒօɾ d info bro

okitaiji:
na jealosy go kill u shey u don d taya smalsmal wit ur bae, we go block oda bae frm u

Lol...♍ƺ taya, ko jhoor....block oda bae, lailai

okitaiji:
ehyaa somebody don dey taya small small, make i see u look any babe for dis village apart frm loveablechi u go hear am

♍ƺ khe...lailai

okitaiji:
lolz... na gentle bobo i be oo

Lol...Hmmm, ifaear
Morning brotherly

ray4000:
That ur yeye mind na klin we go use wash am

Klin khe..my mild mind is cover wif d Blood of Jesus..lolzz

ray4000:
He pass fight o.

Oya no vex...yhu no say yuu b my padi coz ijo ti omode ba pa eku, o ma daje ni, ijo ti o ba pa arogidigba, o ma gbe wa ka awon padie ni ile ni.

Kaylexzy:
Geheeheehee.... Bros, na front door o... I jex ring bell na

Hmmm...no b frnt door jarey, qoute mention is frnt door while pm is back door buh yhu b sharp guy..ℓ̊ hope say d bell ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ rung nah once nt 4eva?...lol

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning.

barongmj:
Thanks darl. God bless you richly

Urw dear...Amen!!! IJN, same sis.
GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning nd Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ur nite?

Celebrate your birthday today.
Celebrate being Happy every day. I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and
gives you lasting memories that you will
cherish in all the days ahead. Happy
Birthday Barongmj

mariosam:
****confirmed****


The two virgins for the sacrifice has been confirmed

#maryluv

#laramite



**********Please don't ask me how I confirm the that they are virgins

VILLAGEGOAT,i await you final confirmation before leading the virgins to the evil forest.

ROTFL.....Evil forest khe,,,,,lailai
Find ur 2 virgins go front, nt ɖɨs village

IghravweIG:
lol. Na u o

Abi ooo

IghravweIG:
How lovely of u, Candice sweet. Thank u so much. U're such a darling. All my Alobams in the house. Let's make tomorrow for my lovely barongmj memorable. In fact make i use pigin talk. The stage don set, drinks, booze dey scarra. The gbedu go bad gan and d owambe na for my crib. So make all of una turn up and make my queen's day colourful. Sha, if una dey come, make una bring una gift come o. Thanks! cc Oyehomie Kbs648 Sunepa17 Candicejay. Marvluv Petilicious Jamesdman Giftiebrown Ray4000 Ukjerry Frasier Natty Villagegoat(The chief priest) hardiodun And every other member of this hamlet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARONGMJ

My greetings 2 հҽɾ ....2 much gbedu 2mao...eleyi ma bad gan.
HAPPY BUFFDAE IN ADVANCE BARONGMJ

Meeddah:
He's doing very fine...thanks

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw....urw

hardiodun:
Gud evening house, pls I'm in a fix o. Someone helped me check my dashboard this evening and discovered there was no link to print my payment receipt and dat I haven't printed, had totally forgotten about it sef until I just decided to check my dashboard out of curiosity tonight. Pls what do I do? :'
CC: IghravwelG
Kbs468
village goat
Oyehomie.......all other gurus in the house.

Chill dear...no fear, it will b system upgradin stuff...it will soon appear.
Sho ti gbo?

Primusinterpares:
... Is not that it's wrong to take maidens for yourselves but in this village we uphold traditions and custom... The gods simply said that two(only2) beautiful maidens be sent to my royal abode. I don't know what serving keeping the villagegoat from swinging into action asaply... You remembered what happened in the time of our forefathers when they disobeyed the gods... In order not to insure the wrath of the gods yall should send those 2 maidens to my royal abode asaply.

In rukyyola voice**OYO is ur CASE*

ray4000:
Miss u too, abeg I no see my Angel suogal

Lol..**in my mind** ur Angel indeed*

ray4000:
That 3D way u dey use watch me today I no like am, biko let me do my parol dey send u to me

Lol..nah fight,,,,kontinu

IghravweIG:
Na so e suppose be na.
btw, leave dem ray4000, giftiebrown and okitaiji. na dem no weti dem dey do.

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡. ♍ƺ just ʟɨҡɛ 2 protect our beautiful maiden ℓ̊n ɖɨs village ni oo coz D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ av fragile heart.

nathoneal:
Guys and Ladies good evening...
Who knows? Man city might just be the Leicester City of champions league Agree or Disagree?
Atletico Madrid already true to the final
Cc CandiceJay Fraiser Sunnepa17 Okitaiji IghravweIG Marvluv

Congrat 2 Atletico buh ℓ̊ doubt if mancity will scale thru. Ronaldo is doin traning everyday..it wunt b easy ooo

ray4000:
Ur mata be like that of back up artise singer. Cc: sunnepa

Lol

Primusinterpares:
Aluemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! All! There is sacrilege in the land... The villagers have started committing some atrocities... Some of the young men have started taking maidens for themselves even when the two beautiful maidens that the gods instructed the villagegoat to send to my royal abode are no where to be found... Yet these young men like sunnepa17, ray4000 and a host of others are busy taking maidens for themselves... This is sacrilege... Something has to be done asaply

Lol...♍ƺ khe,,,Nooooo

My own b say ℓ̊ no want all d beautiful maidens in ɖɨs village 2 fall into d wrong hands coz D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ precious 2me