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My parents were very rich , but we didn't live aje butter life because my grandmother told my mother how to train children in aje kpako way.

When we got older , by then, things av changed. We were angry with her.

I remember then, she will eat 2 big meat but give us 1 meat to share.

The only aje butter life we lived was wear nice clothes, go to big shopping mall, select toys, go for check up once a month, and good school[pry] because my grandmother never went with us. But you see food, na small soup with big eBa plus 1 big meat for 6 children.
When she comes to stay for 1 to 2 years , we look like children from poor homes.

Did that but in my compound, we didn't have tenant. We even used big basin and dip our faces inside and will start blowing air into the water

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Yosifperfect:
Abeg!NYSC NA by force?

She looks so much like Angela. We served together in Kano

Pictures of J Martins abeg

Pls, abeg, add me to the group Thanks.

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ramdris:
Mtchheeeew! i old pass dis guy sef. Am 181

congratulations

Make i book incase

All ur post just dey make fp. Itiswell

Hi gud morning, pls nigerianewsbeat, can money be transfer from the goodybag account.

Will ur credit be put in ur main account or where?

farewell to him ,

Una no dey tire for tithing issue sef?

Chaleeee:

Discussion involves people, preaching is just some nuisance shouting and threatening others with hell.

capital letter F

Chaleeee: I think Christians have taken it upon themselves to abuse the fundamental human right of anybody irrespective of their religion. Everybody has a right to personal liberty. Thus before you preach to me, you must first seek my consent. That's what Jehovah Witnesses do.

I was on a bus from Obalende to Yaba ealier this year. While in transit, a woman wearing a "Chosen" vest brought out a battery-powered mini-CD player and started playing her pastor's message so loud in the bus. I warned her to turn it off but she ignored me. Since we were sitting on the same row, I grabbed her annoying toy and flung it out of the fast-moving bus. I pictured it shattering in my mind. She started ranting and I told her in a very stern voice that I won't mind assaulting her physically if she as much as lay a finger on me.
She alighted from the bus at the next bustop. Once she was off, some passengers started to voice their relief. And I was like "so una no like am too. Why una no complain?"

If she was to be a man could you have done it?

Omo_Alata: yes it is wrong, you should not force your religion onto people. Christian are the most hypocrite when it comes to religion. They'll start forcing their religion on you anyhow they please. But the minute you start talking about your non Christian religion, they'll start speaking in tongue and quoting bible to rebuke you. Bunch of hypocrites

BTW, I was born into a Christian home, so don't call me a hater

Wrong!!! You were born into a church going home.

adaobi123: I find it annoying

On my way to lagos from awka, this man was preaching for at least 1 hour and a half. I remember I tried to sleep, he nudged me to stay awake. After, he was giving out envelopes asking for donations - a minimum of N500. I gave my envelope back empty.

One hour and half? Na church service.?

all4naija: These preachers are public nuisances. They need to be prosecuted for disturbing the peace of the environment!

Sharrap your stinking gutter of a mouth.

Sepp360: must yhu preach the word of God every where yhu go?.... "for me, thats abusing the gospel of the Lord"

madness of the highest order

Hi Seun,
English students said its strike it off abi na out not strike it down abi NL don turn wrestling ring ni?

Have you ever seen someone with both male and female organs? Well if you have not, Saturday Tribune ran into one last
Wednesday at Sapele, Delta State.
A man in his late 40s, who refused to utter a word despite the hysteria his presence generated, was almost lynched by a mob but
for the intervention of police and other security agents.
The man, whose name could not be ascertained as of press time, was discovered to possess a full grown pair of breasts, which dangled from his chest, just like those of a young woman.
An angry mob was going for the kill when security operatives were quickly drafted to the scene. Their (mob) grouse was that it was strange and unacceptable that a man would possess dual sex organs.
Young men near a filling station at the Sapele-Warri/New Road junction tore the man's clothes, and revealed a very small male organ, allegedly with no scrotum -
which to them suggested that he was a hermaphrodite.
Saturday Tribune gathered from some onlookers who claimed to know the man that he had been seeking spiritual solutions
to his problem by moving from one church to another.
It was further learnt that at one of the churches, he started manifesting some strange behaviours while for some time he hid his male and female sexual organs from church officials who later found out his status as a hermaphrodite.
The voice and face of the man were masculine even as he was said to also have female reproductive organs.
Men of the Nigeria Police in Sapele, and the other security operatives who were drafted to scene, quickly dislodged the irate mob, who were taking turns to fiddle with the man's sex organs, ostensibly to further confirm their suspicions that the man was really a freak. He was thereafter spirited away by the police to the Sapele Police Station for protective custody and investigations.

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Lolaabokoku: When i was younger

* i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms

* Would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to loose

* Had that one pen with four colors and tried to push all the bottons at once

* Waited behind a door to scare someone then leaving behind because they are taking too long to come out

* Faking being asleep so i could be carried to bed

* Used to think that the moon followed our car

* Tried to balance the switch between on/off

* Watching two drops of rain roll down the window and pretending it was a race

* The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag

* Swallowed a food seed i was scared to death that a tree was going to grow on my head

* Closed the fridge slowly to see when the light goes off

* Walked into a room, forgot what you need,walked out and then remember

# Remember when we were kids and coldnt wait to grow up?

# Childhood is the best oart of our life!2
Keep it rolling...

Did everything u mentioned.

thanks, i will try it

ULSHERLAN: Then stop saying jack robinson

ok, i will stop. But sincerely, i need solution to it o

Pls, can somebody tell me what to do to my Tecno N3?
Can i use BB subscription for it? Anytime i load and forget to switch off my data, before i say jack robinson, they will collect my megabyte and all my money. Its an android phone. Thanks

Decapo: peeping when hearing sonudtracks from my neighbour's room

Bad habit

mysticgal: just recited it this morning.

Which school do you teach?

I can recite it