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okitaiji:
my dear is dat hw u forget things soon have u forgotten d day i was handing u over to ray4000? nd he said "anytin he has belong to me too"

ray4000 is that true?

okitaiji:
my dear is dat hw u forget things soon have u forgotten d day i was handing u over to ray4000? nd he said "anytin he has belong to me too", so based on dat u are my back door wife too dats why i bought goodies for u while comin back from london... or u wan deny say u no sneak into my hut dat day? baby hw ws ur day

of course I did sneak in and next time I will walk in majestically for you actually brought back those goodies for me and I love goodies. I just want my Ray4000 to be getting them for me. all other is jara

Oyehomie:
Suogal...hmmmm, u noo greet me abi?

hola

ray4000:
Nysc see what you have cause now my Angel is now feeling bore. An me no dey around now, my one an only suogal am coming back home now.

come back home quick & better bring goodies or you know where you would be sleeping
this page is dedicated to ray4000

ray4000:
Fine. My Angel have missed you more....have u see my friend okitaiji his back from london he get u somethings.

that's where you get it wrong, I should be going to your friends for things, can't you surprise and get me nice things like say dedicate 300th page to me

okitaiji:
lmao... fraiser again after all d surveilance by marvluv he still d drag ur girl with u? abeg marvluv call fraiser to order asap...

welcome back dear, missed you. Fraiser didn't do nothing, we were just getting to know each other better, I just discovered he can be very nice

ray4000:
I greet everybody for this village.
Nothing much to say, guy u no say u don start again an na for my head u take start. Wetin I do u.
(Fraiser).
VillageGoat I hail o
Oyehomie I sight u bro
Sunnepa well don for keeping d village lively
Aieboocaar after u na u o, no mind fraiser na Ice cream hin put dat thing dis time.
Giftiebrown ur head dey deir check am.
GROOOVE I commot cap for u o
CandiceJay miss stream2 I hail o, wetin u won give ur boi
daudae1 man way won give me hart attack, which one be 50/50 an u run commot online
I sight u all
Suogal my dear well done oooo I no see anything

lol, how was your day my love. boredom wanted to do me strong thing

Fraiser:
naso baba may 21st almost here already... States choosing are kaduna, abuja, enugu nd lagos... Btw gudmorni bawz

I didn't even know ur states chosen are almost identical with mine except for Enugu which I replaced with Rivers. I do hope I see you in my state

...

Good morning Candicejay, barongmj,handbagss and all my pretty sisters in this village

Fraiser:
ohhhh babe tank u, actually I ought to have slept b now, bur intentionally wait for u in d village just to deliver dis goodies to u, oya pls manage dis bar of chocolate babe... U re just comin into d village by dis tym, I guess d plane dat carry u to d village had flat tire or better still u had a very busy day, u re welcom back dearie oya take dis ice cream to cool off

#smiles. night journey can sweet me. I don't like getting home early so that all this villagers would not be eyeing me as I move with my luggage. I only do that when its important I get home early. thanks for the chocolate and ice cream. Because it was from you, I licked the icecream like it was the sweetest thing in the world. pls buy suya next time. also I would like us to keep this conversation to stay between us without ray4000 getting to know about it

maccabi:
Chai , this babe don murder mathematics here oooo ... 29?? BA ..

*smiles*

I hope the murder maths is a good thing. 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 x 0 + 1 =? multiplication b4 addition in Bodmas hence 8*0=0, add the rest, it sums up to 29

Fraiser:
Candicejay, barongmj, suogal I saw d mentions u re too much babe, oyehomie my wonderful inlaw I believe u re hearing from my sister, VillageGoat I saw all d gud work thumbs up bro, sunnepa17, giftiebrown, ray4000, groove et al you guys are great really appreciate d mentions, my realest nd surest G jubrealguy kul to see u here my padi of life, wit ur presence in dis village I can now feel @ home.

welcomeback dear, missed you. where are the goodies you brought, hope my own is available

maccabi:
Epp me ooooooooo

Brain Tester
Am assure that 91% will fail this:
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 x 0 + 1 =?





Abeg ooooo ... One person say na 37 be the answer , another guy say na 29 .... Me dunno how they arrive @ such answer ooooo

apply Bodmas, the ans is 29

Gosj01:
Got my kit from Ikorodu garage... you will definitely see there!

thanks will check there on Saturday

ray4000:
My dear have miss u so so much. How as been ur day, hope u ar arranging ur stuff small small 21st is here already

no o am waiting for you to send that money you promised so I can continue my shopping

ray4000:
Lost but find o
Abeg I no see my friend o okitaiji, if anybody see am report to d nearest person beside u. Thanks
Fraiser!
Fraiser!!
Fraiser!!!
Fraiser!!!!
Why u dey do like dis, u be man nah just because suogal slap u na y you just dey look us from far join us make the ministry dey roll. You just leave me with dis sunnepa way no lemme rest for this village, fraiser u no say you be my good, better, best padi. I hate u pass oh sorry I like pass sunnepa.
To be sincere will don miss you, o ya come carry any girl u like *suogal* no dey among o. I no go watch u with one eye again
I no go critisize u again
I go dey like u more
I go tell villageGoat make hin no talk to u any how again
Fraiser pls come back.

Frasier as everyone they look for you, make I join. come back pls. I didn't know the slap would go viral like this

CandiceJay:
Ohhh, i thought u were going to Eko market. But it's all good sha, u know u like all those expensive stuffs. Lol, ur husband go hear am

lol, sister, pls where is Eko market. lemme give it a try. I need white rubber shoes. Am currently in Ikorodu

IghravweIG:
Here u go Pretty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=188fVog7KiI

thank you, that's the actual link to the song I requested

CandiceJay:
She went shopping

you are right sister. But things are more expensive than I thought in Balogun market

ray4000:
Suogal my Angel welcome back, have miss u like no tomorrow. Hope no problem

No problem dear. just been preoccupied with something. how are you my Nairaland love?

IghravweIG:
Nah! u aren't late dearie.
Would u like to dedicate a song to the celebrant?

yes I would very much like to dedicate "dream big" by Ryan shupe to Barongmj. Dj pls help me out

Sunnepa17:
Hmmm...**whisper 2 his ear** ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ b alabosi ooo, afta yuu don follow follow all d single beautiful maidens in ɖɨs village, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ nw sayin dat yhu missed հҽɾ ʟɨҡɛ no tomorrow, ℓ̊ wanted 2 voice awt ƒօɾ Suogal 2 ear but dunt want yuu 2 ruined հҽɾ day coz sɦɛ is avin a nice tym her**

Lol, thanks dear. I would handle him later. am enjoying the love in this birthday party so much

I hope am not too late to the party. I am wishing miss BARONGMJ a glorious birthday. long life with prosperity is yours & may God grant you your heart desires. happy birthday sis Barongmj

VillageGOAT:
is he blowing your mind with knockout or BOMB?

is it your biz? its btw both of us

VillageGOAT:
baba, you know that am a pastor, and fraiser is an elder in our church, so he knows that i can't do such things, but in zecharia Chapter 4 vs 9, the lord said i should pray for suogal, so give her my number, tell her to come fasting for the night vigil in my house, a power packed programme, filled with the touch of the lord, elder fraiser would come with the anoiting oil for the anoiting service, you can just stay in your house, nothing will happen,,, halleluia...



Chai, page 100
this land is a special land
cc
okitaiji
fraiser
jay4000 sorry i mean ray4000

the price of this land goes to the highest bidder
the starting price is 1 trillion dollars
incase you want to buy it, you can contact my agent on 080-419-911-02


i officially dedicate this land to my lollipop and sugarbaby - lyndalyn55

thanks but no thanks, am not coming. I have my personal pastor who I see whenever I want to for prayers

okitaiji:
so u d look for concubine abi, I go tell suogal

thanks Okitaiji for pointing this out. Ray4000 what have you being doing behind my back. I have only been away one day. am very jealous over my own o

am wishing Frasier, Okitaiji, my ray4000 and all pcm batch a stream 2 a happy newmonth

ray4000:
Bro why now na u won cast me, you no how I love suogal my Angel can't play with are o

lol, my ray of light, you are blowing my mind. I missed you too more than I expect happy new month

VillageGOAT:
yes oo, babe, we have waited longer, i just discussed with president buhari my good friend on the phone now, and he said that everything is ready and they would also pay only steam 2 corpers, 250,000 naira as allawee per month, so it is a good development...

you are really funny

ray4000:
Na so my baby we no like competition

yes o. if you do well, things go better btw us

ray4000:
My Angel, just name the work baby am ready. Thiis villagers go don dey happy now

first of all, all these whispers btw u and Okitaji, I can't hear them tho but don't forget that nothing is hidden under the sun, so those whispers better be you singing of my praise