₦airaland Forum

youngrichnigga:
It's a stencil Dumbo........

and they are SUPPOSED to be the leaders of tomorrow.
He even said he used it to write love notes?
spending 2 hours using a stencil to write love notes show your calligraphy is from a horror movie, but the dumbo just failed to realize what he just admitted to.

Juanmike:
Cunter

Cuntinuality

Juanmike:
Cunt

cuntry

ThothHermes:
Gambling seems to me like one of the weakest addictions.
Your case is a severe lack of willpower abeg.

this is so wrong and insensitive.

try not to downplay the predicaments of others. it might be easy and nothing to you but it might mean a matter of "emotional and psychological life and death" to the next person.

i don't know which of them is the mother
but i am sure that
one of them fell in a bucket
of HYPO
🤣
🤣

All the prophets are real and authentic. They all have "A CALLING"

SmartPolician:
Post the content and its source so we can know the details.

no details. no name of scientists. no scientific method. no accreditations or qualifications. no basis. no records of dates or location. Zilch. Zero.

I know this topic is baseless and not a submission by any scientists.... but why dem no see picture of Janelle Monae or Omotola to use as a sample for the black woman abi.

and this is the last we will hear about this.
Nothing will be done about it.

gone JUST LIKE THAT

Pearl Harbour and the birth of the little boy bomb

nakaman:
Una sure say this country fit still work.?

the country need original Tiger Battery. the one wey dem make for year 1992

FisifunKododada:
Go and sit down. You're nothing but a business man in pentecostal suit.

what inspired you to write this?
hunger or mental poverty?

All 31 children must be there. 🤣

seeyounow:
if you dont shut down nairaland... shut down nairaland is creating crisis,,,

crisis with respect to what? or you just felt like creating a new topic?

anytime you have a banter or argument in your house, government will be there to shut it down abi.

royal vawuuuuulence

copyrites:
After a poor outing in Abuja, will Tinubu and his wife appoint an Iyaloje who would control and manipulate market women? Will the women and young men in Abuja allow Tinubu control and manipulate them like Lagos people helplessly do?

Just a question though

maybe he will just set a few markets on fire and have them rebuilt to more expensive stores and renamed to bear the name of his family members, just like he did to yaba-tejuosho market. MAYBE.

farous:
Honestly I have fallen into the category of men that have a higher sex.ual feelings with women with very massive backside (yash)

what is YASH? you like it but can not spell it.

NYASH ✅
YASH ❌
YANCH ❌

Mercury12:
Move your families out that neighborhood

see how e sweet for mouth.
no matter how rich you are you can not move your whole family.
if i don't get you i will get your sister
if i don't get your sister i will get your sister inlaw
you can't move the whole family tree.

Felabrity:
INEC chairman desperately gave the certificate to Tinubu, like he was under a threat

He knew the law

the rush is just spectacular 😂

BluntTheApostle:
Adichie always looking for relevance.

Come on, get out, madam. Go and write that fourth novel. It has been ages since you released a novel.

what do you do for a living apart from monitoring other people's jobs and the last time they wrote a book?
Looking for relevance? Wonderful.

Creamypie:
look at this fool

yes I see you.
the fool that has known chimamanda since 2000 but is still nameless and without a purpose or direction in life. what a damaged compass.

What is your name let us google it.

Isokehn:
Apc just committed an abomination.

and 200 million people are just looking, that is the bigger abomination.

OdogwuOga:
How could you type this shit? She wants to be popular? Popular with Nigeria or with what or who please, if I may ask? Please, for point of order, this woman is correctly one of the 10 most popular persons in the world with African descent. Please eschew your jealousy and think rightly.

abeg avoid that low life whose is telling us it has known this ICON since 2000, is that not an attention seeker?
Please help me ask the twart what it has done with its life since year 2000 and how many people outside Nigeria knows its name?

Place this cow in her presence for it to repeat everything it wrote FACE TO FACE and the spineless slob will start to stammer and urinate on its body. But thank God for internet.

Creamypie:
In as much as i voted obi and l.p, this one na Over sabi wanna be woman. Very froward. Na you know pass. She's wants to be more popular. Na her pattern right from her undergraduate days for those of us who know her from early to mid 2000s.Always choosing from a host of situations, the ones that will give her more attention and popularity. I knew she would write, as if u.s/u.k no dey aware say elections aren't transparent in Nigeria. We no see am for the herdsmen killings, boko killings, eastern killings, kidnappings and beheadings, naira crisis and scarcity, igboho house siege and the killings, cos those ones can't bring popularity like this

Yes she is an 'over sabi'
Yes you have known her since 2000.

she is an international figure and her name rings a bell in every library of the world.

what is your name? I tripple dare you to say your full name with the same energy you used in typing this vomit, let us google it.

OlawaleBammie:
No no no they can not murder me in Jesus name..

Are u mæd or something??

Hahahahahahaha
is it the murder or the afterwards rape of your dead body that bothers you?
🤣

mauchiz:
You better run to ur pastor for prayers and counselling first,what you saw can start hunting you,that man is a cultist,he might know you know.
Please tell ur pastor so he can pray for you and guide you.

what if the pastor does it too.?
na so you trust people reach?
SOME pastors do worse things like pounding of live babies and burying people alive under their alter

OlawaleBammie:
Firstly, no man fvck corpse for fun unless for ritual

ever heard of necrophilia? this world is bigger than you.
some people will murder you just to fukk your dead body for fun

Fahdiga:
Tinubu forced himself on Nigerians.

why does this sound like rape?

DarlingtonC:
Is winning elections no longer about having more participative supporters?

when I say you did A but forgot to do B, it simply means there should BOTH be done.

LP already had the people who were ready to vote but they did not checkmate INEC to make sure that their voters were not sidelined.
when you come out to say you want to contest for presidency in Nigeria, you have to know the game you are about to play and how it is played. You dont play it with grammar.

SirJerrie:
INEC had over 3 years to prepare for this election.... Yet they failed with nonsense excuses!
They're fooling themselves!

this has been the plan all along. and from the look of things, the plan is going just fine.
they know that Nigerians will moan and groan and in the end DO NOTHING.

Nigerian election is a game of who can RIG and LIE better but it is such a pity that LP chose to come to with a knife to a gun fight

Padipadi:
He didn't win the election. You guys miscalculated.
I advise you seek for peace, go home and re-strategize.

LP was banking on the number of supporters but forgot to checkmate INEC before the elections.
they need to go back to the drawing board and learn from all the rubbish that happened.
But sadly, this might take another 8 years.

fact