Iamdbull: So I met this girl at an hotel while I was bored as hell and mere looking at her, one will know she’s an addict, so I walked to her and asked if she was a stoner( street name for a weed smoker) she replied in affirmation, so I told her I would love to vibe with her while we smoke even though I don’t smoke, told her that just to get her attention, then I gave her my number because I wasn’t with my phone.
The next day I say her message and did chat her much, so one day after like a week I told her am in town we should chill together, she dropped her location that I should drive down to pick her.
Fast forward to some moments later she was in my crib and something led to the other we started knacking wotoporously. As in let me ask you guys, weed addict as in girl wey don colo don knack you before?
It was during that last two weeks when one couldn’t wash cloth and hang it outside cos it was raining continuously, na so we Dey inside for 4 days straight Dey give each other woto woto as in all the styles I use to call film tricks in porn she perform am for me live and direct. She even do 360 on my jt.
Omo so the last day the sex don clear for her eyes she started disturbing me that she wants to smoke and she was doing like her life depends on it, that’s how we went to get the weed, couldn’t even watch ball.
She smoked to her satisfaction, I couldn’t even watch the match because of her and we went home, only for her to start giving me attitude and acting strangely. The next day was the straw that broke the camels back, she started smoking in the house, family house, and I told her when we go back to my place in Lagos she can do as she like, cos I met her when I came for this ileya visit
The craziest part was my late brother was a chronic weed smoker and it traumatized my mum so I told her she can’t try it around only for her to confront me saying she’s going to smoke in front of my parents that’s how I told her to leave.
Omooo can’t get over the sex all on my bed is her smell am going crazy even wrote a song already.
Please what can I do? Such a sexually talented lady cannot be allowed to just go to waste like that please
BlueRayDick: We were saying it here that voting for Tinubu was just a continuation of the shege and clueless governance experienced under Buhari. Dem say we dey intimidate and bully people for their political choice; today everyone is seeing how that brainless decision of voting Tinubu has affected every facet of our lives.
Under Buhari people were living peacefully in Kwara, Kogi, Oyo and Ekiti states. Today, people get snatched from their home by terrorists and bandits unchallenged in those states.
It's unfortunate knowing that we have people have set their mind to still re-elect the man once again despite every his glaring failure at governance.
Like I always say: We must learn a lesson! I just hope and pray we and our loved ones will not have our lives cut short as a result of this government's incompetence 🙏
LordAdam16: we used to mock the americans for replacing the taliban with the taliban after 20 years this administration just broke that record they replaced the chavismo with the chavismo after 3 hours
watch acting president rodriguez speech today after trump and rubio dropped their lamba
the 🤡🤡 actually tried to conduct regime change without changing the regime when they're ready they will deploy troops on the ground so we can have our vietnam redux you claimed the acting president will do whatever you want, less than two hours later she's telling you in front of the entire planet to go f*ck yourself
bigpicture001: Ur own small... Buy u need get a plan.. like exactly what will I do to hit 100k.. if I hit 100k what will I do next, if I do that one.. wetin b the daily pay,.. if I gather am after 3 years how much I go see, if I gather am.. wetin I go do next..
Bro, abeg try sit-down end of this year, draw a plan.. u need am.. and along the line.. leave women alone.. Nack only who fall for u.. and tell her ontime say, u no get money ooo..
always247: Bro im just confuse about life i swear. i want to learn a skill but whenever i try people will tell me that its over me because i am 31 years old. nothing sweet me for dis life these days i swear
everybody keep saying skills, na so I wasted five good years on the wrong skill.
always247: see dis boy? go study medicine or engineering. dont study yeye course and later come cry poverty and unemployment. dont be like me. i studied yeye course, now I am a labourer in a construction site under and engineer that is younger than me. he earns massively for doing almost nothing while i earn meagre amount for doing the hardest job, which make my back ache.
Theflint1: This is the man they say Nigerians should rally around and support his cry for a monopoly...volume no increase, but revenue dey increase by 42% from previous year.
"Dangote has achieved EBITDA margin of 59% in Nigeria, compared with global cement giants like Holcim (24% margin), Cemex (19%), Heidelberg (26%), Ambuja (19%), and Anhui Conch (23%)."
Duplex90: I recognise the partern, must be those glnd people. By now thr police should be arresting these networking gnld coz they make people waste their time on fake job posts
raumdeuter: Shey you don save up your ransom money?
Before you travel release our Fantasy League password. I no fit dey ask Harrison Gwanishu to help us collect FPL password from you inside bush where herdsmen dey give you frog jump