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Sports / Latest Sport News In Hausa by supernova094(m): 2:42pm On Apr 06, 2018
If you know how to speak and read hausa, this section is for you. Here is a recap of all the sports news from the week on Hausa NG. We hope you like it. Here we go:

1. UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE-Real madid ta lashe juventus.

Real Madrid ta lashe Juventus 3-0 a gasar cin kofin kwallon kafa ta farko da ta buga a Juventus Stadium ranar Talata. Cristiano Ronaldo ya zura kwallaye a kowane rabi yayin da Los Blancos...(Hausa.ng)

2. Damben boksin: Anthony Joshua ya doke Joseph Parker

Zakaran boksin ajin masu nauyi Anthony Joshua ya lashe kambun WBO, bayan da dukkan alkalan wasan damben suka ba shi nasara kan abokin karawarsa Joseph Parker dan asalin kasar New Zwealand. Sun yi ta...(Hausa NG)

3. tsohon mai wasan dambe David haye ya fadi ma Joseph Parker ya yi hankali “dodo” Joshua

Tsohon dan wasan kwallon kafa na duniya Haye ya gaya wa joseph parker na sabon zealand ya yi hankali tare da Anthony Joshua wanda bisa ga shi ne dodo ya ce kowa yana zaton...Read more

4. Serbia sun ci nasara a kan Super eagles

An fitar da Super Eagles zuwa kasa bayan da suka ci kwallaye biyu a wasan da suka buga a Poland a ranar Jumma’a yayin da suka ci 2-0 zuwa Serbia a wasan sada zumunci...Read more

5. Dan wasan Eagles Abdullahi don goyon baya a gaba na Serbia Clash

Kocin Super Eagles Shehu Abdullahi ya kira ‘yan wasan kwallon kafa na Najeriya don sake nuna goyon bayansu a gaban dan wasan da ya bugawa Serbia a London. Abdullahi ya yi aiki a Super...Read more


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Nairaland / General / Latest Hausa News In Nigeria by supernova094(m): 9:38am On Apr 04, 2018
sabuwar labarai na Nigeriya a cikin hausa a duk faɗin duniya

#1. Grace Ibru ta rasu a shekaru 77

Grace Ibru, wanda aka bayyana a matsayin dan uwan Ibru, ya rasu bayan rashin lafiya.Tabbatar da mutuwar ga Guardian, Goodie Ibru, shugaban iyali, ya tambayi masu hikima su yi addu’a ga iyali.Grace ta rasu..

#2. An sace amarya da ‘yan rakiyarta a jihar Kaduna

Ana ci gaba da alhinin sace wata amarya a kan hanyarta ta zuwa gidan miji a yankin karamar hukumar Birnin Gwari da ke jihar Kaduna. Ana zargin masu garkuwa da mutane don neman kudin...

#3. Ganawar Buhari da gwamnonin APC: Hotuna da rahoton abinda ya faru
An fara taron ne da misalign karfe 2:15 na rana sannan an kare da misalign 3:30, dukkan gwamnonin da sun ki yin magana da manema labarai dake dako a fadar gwamnati domin jin yadda...

#4. UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE-Real madid ta lashe juventus 3-0

#5. Amitabh Bachchan zai fito mai shekara 102 a fim


#6. An kama dukkan ‘yan dabar Dino Melaye da suka tsere daga hannun ‘yan sanda

#7. Yanzu-yanzu: Hukumar sojin Najeriya ta tura dakarun soji na musamman jihar Zamfara

#8. Hotuna daga Arise Fashion Week 2018

#9. sabon salon ankara na maza a shekarar 2018

#10. Halima aden- farko mace model, ta sanya hijab
Celebrities / Teddy A And Bambam Arrived In Lagos Yesterday As A Kings! by supernova094(m): 3:52pm On Apr 03, 2018
By Hausa NG

Last night, the Nigerian Big Brother, Teddy A and Bam Bam, returned to Lagos, and a large crowd in Murtala Mohammed International Airport welcomed them into a gold-colored limousine playing with his supporters. to shout 'Bam Teddy' !!! Continue reading
Politics / Something To Do With Politicians In Nigeria: See How The Governor... by supernova094(m): 11:13am On Apr 03, 2018
Hausa news in hausa language for Hausa people

A ranar lahadin data gabata, 1 ga watan Afrilu ne dai aka hangi gwamnan jihar Kebbi, Alhaji Atiku Bagudu yayin daya sa hannu cikin wani aikin gayyan tsaftace birnin Kebbi, kamar yadda NAIJ.com Hausa ta ruwaito.

Wani abu sai yan siyasan Najeriya: Kalli yadda gwamna ta nade wando yana kwasar bola a Kebbi

An yi wannan aiki da gwamnan ne a lokacin daya je ziyarar aiki a unguwar Nasarawa II dake Shiyar Sarakuna a Birin Kebbi, inda hukumar kula da tsare tsaren gidaje na jihar Kebbi ke gudanar da aiki.

Source:BBC Hausa
Politics / Daughter Of The Late Dr. Mamman Shata, Will Contest In 2019. by supernova094(m): 10:48am On Apr 03, 2018
By Hausa NG

Halima Mamman Shatta says her father is divorced in politics and will contest in favor of the Fununa area in the state capital of Katsina in the near future elections.

One of the oldest boys, Alhaji Mamman Shata Alhaji Mamman Shata, a famous musician and musician, Hajiya Halima Mamman Shata, has declared his party to a state-run contest in Katsina State.
The dialogue with the journalist, Hajiya Halima, says she has inherited her father in a political way so he will raise this position to contest for the Funtua area in the next 2019 elections.

Read more in Hausa language on Hausa.ng
Phones / One Way To Charge Any Phone Wirelessly. by supernova094(m): 9:55pm On Apr 02, 2018
Source: http://www.richeetech.com.ng/energysquare-wireless-charger/

How does it work then if there’s no induction?

Using their own patented conductive technology, Daniel, Timothee both hardware engineers, and Matthieu an industrial designer teamed up together to build a next generation wireless charger that works when you plug a thin adhesive sticker to the back of the device(s), each sticker having 2 conductive dots that connect to the devices’ battery.

Read more at http://www.richeetech.com.ng/energysquare-wireless-charger/
Science/Technology / How To Charge Any Phone Wirelessly. by supernova094(m): 9:34pm On Apr 02, 2018
Source: http://www.richeetech.com.ng/energysquare-wireless-charger/

With The EnergySquare Wireless Charger, You Can Now Charge Any Smartphone Wirelessly!

Meet the EnergySquare wireless charger, which is basically an ultra thin pad that enables you charge multiple devices wirelessly without needing to plug them in.

Find out more at http://www.richeetech.com.ng/energysquare-wireless-charger/
Gaming / Latest Games In Nigeria by supernova094(m): 7:00pm On Mar 29, 2018
by https://hausa.ng/ - Translate between 103 languages by typing • Tap to Translate: Copy text in any app and your translation pops up • Offline: Translate 59 languages when you have no Internet • Instant camera translation: Use your camera to translate text instantly in 38 languages • Camera Mode: Take pictures of text for higher-quality ...

https://hausa.ng/labarai
Sports / This Is Exactly How Serbia Trashed Nigeria 2-0 Last Night. by supernova094(m): 1:27pm On Mar 28, 2018
https://www.hausa.ng - The Super Eagles were taken down after they scored two goals in their play in Poland on Friday when they won 2-0 in Serbia on a second-leg match in London on Tuesday.

Super Eagles scored Argentina in a friendly match in Russia this November but did not play in the Serbia on Tuesday.

Read in Hausa at https://www.hausa.ng/1335-2/
Politics / How Buhari Used The Money Stolen From The Nigerian Government. by supernova094(m): 1:15pm On Mar 28, 2018
https://www.hausa.ng/The PDP opposition party has urged the ruling party, the APC, and the federal government to stop misleading people from fighting corruption, and then recover the money they stole after they had been killed.

Read in Hausa on https://www.hausa.ng/yadda-buhari-ya-ci-moriyar-kudin-da-aka-sata-daga-gwamnatin-najeriya/
Politics / The Gunmen On Dino Melaye Have Been Released From Police Custody by supernova094(m): 1:02pm On Mar 28, 2018
https://www.hausa.ng- At the same time, the gunmen had locked out the SARS police station in Lokoja, Kogi State, along with some prison prisoners. Contacted state police commissioners, Ali Jega, said he could not say anything at all.

Read in Hausa on https://www.hausa.ng/yanzu-yanzu-yan-bindigan-da-ke-yiwa-dino-melaye-aiki-sun-arce-daga-kurkukun-yan-sanda/
Science/Technology / Top 10 Tech Blogs In Nigeria By Traffic (2018). You Can’t Guess #1. by supernova094(m): 9:34pm On Mar 03, 2018
A lot of bloggers have put up several lists of the top tech blogs in Nigeria before me. But I’m doing something different that probably not one of them have done.

The truth is that a lot of these information out there is substandard and full of self-promoting bias (like listing the authoring blog as one of the top, which in most case it isn’t.).

This post isn’t about hyping richeetech. It’s based on facts and stats culled from a popular web Analytics website you may know called Similarweb.

Bare in mind though that these are merely estimates and not their exact numbers but either way, it helps you have a clue to who the top contenders in the tech blogging niche in Nigeria are.

So Ladies and Gentlemen without further ado, from bottom to top (using estimated visits a month):

#7.



We all know MissTechy all too well. Well according to Similarweb, he tech blog got a total of 75,000 visits.

See full list on http://www.richeetech.com.ng/tech-blogs-in-nigeria/
Science/Technology / 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Internet. by supernova094(m): 5:29pm On Feb 11, 2018
And since most millennials like myself only really began using the internet like 10 years ago, it means I get to have a perfectly wonderful excuse for not knowing a few of these key facts about the internet.

#1. Popular mechanics in year 1949 imagined that computers of the future would in fact, weigh 1.5 tons.

#2. Bill Gates began programming at the age of 13.

#3. Microsoft made $16,005 in it’s first year. Last year,more than 40 years after, according to public financial reports, they made over $90 billion!

#4. Approximately 1/3 searches on the internet are actually pornography related.

#5. The second most expensive domain name in the world is Business.com and it costed $7.5 million in 1999. The most expensive domain name in the world is Sex.com, sold in 2006 to Escom, LLC at a ridiculous $14 million!

See full list at http://www.richeetech.com.ng/internet-facts/
Phones / How To Reduce Iphone Cellular Data Usage. by supernova094(m): 2:51pm On Feb 04, 2018
#1. Turn off mobile data usage for itunes and App Store downloads.

One very effective way to reduce iPhone cellular data usage is to “disuade” your iPhone from using your mobile data when you’re away from a Wi-Fi signal. As such, you won’t witness any automatic downloads that’ll sap your data without your permission.

Simply go to Settings > iTunes & App Store and turn off Use Mobile Data.

#2. Find out which apps are using the most data.

Much like I can find out which apps are using the most battery resources on my smartphone, so you can find out which internet-enabled apps are consuming the most data. Simply go to Settings> Mobile Data.

Here, you’ll find a series of buttons beside the apps that are consuming too much data. Toggle off/on according to your data preference.

#3. Disable some apps from refreshing in the background.

Another amazing way to reduce iPhone cellular data usage is to prevent some internet-enabled applications from auto-refreshing in the background without your consent thereby utilizing mobile data whenever they like.

Mind you however that certain apps, especially some instant messaging apps that need to load up new messages and friends’ activities in the background need to auto-refresh.

So, to disable the ones that don’t need this, simply go over to Settings > General > Background and toggle off/on to your specifications.

You can also read more on http://www.richeetech.com.ng/reduce-iphone-cellular-data-usage/
Business / The 13 Most Beautiful Co Working Spaces In Lagos That Will Leave You Breathless. by supernova094(m): 9:33pm On Feb 01, 2018
Co working spaces in Lagos are slowly becoming the new craze within the Nigerian tech startup scene, and we are loving them every step of the way.

Considering all the hassel it normally takes for a typical startup company to first procure office space and execute other key startup costs, you have to agree with me that simply joining an ecosystem where all these things are already provided for you seems the best thing since sliced bread.

This thus enables a startup focus on the most important aspects of their product and things like gaining traction and a perfect audience-market fit.

Thus, after thoroughly going through a long comprehensive list of Co working spaces in Lagos, I decided to highlight just the most astonishing ones you can possibly find if you’re the type that loves aesthetics like I do. Here we go:

http://www.richeetech.com.ng/co-working-spaces-in-lagos/
Career / 13 Most Beautiful Co Working Spaces In Lagos That Will Leave You Breathless. by supernova094(m): 9:47am On Feb 01, 2018
After thoroughly going through a long comprehensive list of Co working spaces in Lagos, I decided to highlight just the most astonishing ones you can possibly find if you’re the type that loves aesthetics like I do. Here we go:

#1. Stranger Lagos (Lekki)

It’s not your typical co-working space setup, but it sure does the job well. These guys also sell clothing, coffee, tea, accessories in addition to providing a co-working space. As for pricing, there really isn’t any fixed arrangement here. Simply make a purchase and you are free to use their spaces.

#2. Cre8 (Victoria Island)

Cre8 offers both co working spaces in Lagos as well as meeting rooms for it’s members. For some reason, they seem to be most interested in the FinTech subniche of the industry. Their space is easily one of the most cozy I’ve seen and they’re offering it from N5,000/day.

#3. Terrakulture (Victoria Island)

Also based in VI, many know Terrakulture instead as a classy restaurant. What you don’t know is that it also serves as a co-working space that incorporates all the necessary necessities like electricity and internet supply that tech startups crave.

#4. Cranium One (Victoria Island) See more http://www.richeetech.com.ng/co-working-spaces-in-lagos/

Technology Market / To Charge Any Smartphone Wirelessly. Use This. by supernova094(m): 2:36pm On Jan 31, 2018
Meet the EnergySquare wireless charger, which is basically an ultra thin pad that enables you charge multiple devices wirelessly without needing to plug them in.



How does it work then if there’s no induction?

Using their own patented conductive technology, Daniel, Timothee both hardware engineers, and Matthieu an industrial designer teamed up together to build...

Source:
http://www.richeetech.com.ng/energysquare-wireless-charger/
Science/Technology / I Couldn’t Believe What This Notebook Could Do, Until I Watched This by supernova094(m): 5:42pm On Jan 30, 2018
Just imagine all the notebooks you’ve ever used in your life in one sleek design of a single notebook. I know it sounds impossible, but that’s what the Everlast Notebook is all about.



Writing on the notebook feels like writing on a regular notebook with the use of a special pen (the Pilot FriXionline Pen, both available online) designed for that purpose.

What’s genius is that each page can be wiped completely clean with just a moist towel before which you can scan your writings with the Rocketbook app into your various cloud storages like Dropbox.

Now watch the video and see for yourselves:
http://www.richeetech.com.ng/everlast-notebook/
Nairaland / General / 9 Awesome Nigerians Working At Facebook That Will Make You Proud AF. by supernova094(m): 10:57pm On Jan 26, 2018
To be among the few Nigerians working at facebook with Zuck, to be able to see him everyday and get used to seeing him everyday and not freak out like the rest of us over here, is no small feat.

#1. Ime Archibong


Job description: Director, Strategic Partnerships. Also worked on Facebook messenger app.

Former employer: IBM

#2. Chukwuemeka Afigbo


Job description: manages Strategic Product Partnerships for Facebook in Sub-Saharan Africa.

Former employer: Google

#3. Ebele Okobi


Job description: Head of Facebook public policy in Africa.

Former employer: Yahoo.

See 6 more Nigerians working at facebook
http://www.richeetech.com.ng/ime-archibong/
Science/Technology / 12 Amazing Facts You Didn’t Know About This Tech Billionaire. by supernova094(m): 10:08pm On Jan 24, 2018
With an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion dollars according to Forbes, the history of Mike Adenuga is sure to interest any Nigerian to uncover the secrets of his stupendous wealth.

And despite many unsubstantiated claims, I believe, cooked up by rather envious (or even super negative or small minded) people that in truth, Globacom belongs to Atiku or IBB or whichever bum it will be next tomorrow, and Mike is simply fronting.

The fact on ground is still the fact on ground. So here are 12 facts about Mike Adenuga you don't know:

#12. Mike is a graduate of the prestigious Harvard Business School, much like a few of his billion dollar buddies that have too carved their names in the Forbes rich list.

#11. Most of you don’t know that according to Forbes magazine, in March 2016, Mike’s net worth skyrocketed to an all time high of $10 billion dollars from a nose dive of $3.5 billion it had taken the November of the previous year.

#9. They say he is the most heavily guarded billionaire in Nigeria. Why? He’s survived a ghastly encounter with robbers that left him with several bullet wounds.

Source: http://www.richeetech.com.ng/history-of-mike-adenuga/
Celebrities / 12 Amazing Facts You Didn’t Know About Mike Adenuga by supernova094(m): 10:34am On Jan 24, 2018
With an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion dollars according to Forbes, the history of Mike Adenuga is sure to interest any Nigerian to uncover the secrets of his stupendous wealth.

So trust me when I say that these 12 facts about the history of Mike Adenuga I’m about to reveal, most of you probably don’t have a clue about. Here we go:

#1. Mike’s trillion-naira worth stems not just from Globacom, but also from his two other successful companies, Conoil and Equatorial Trust Bank as well as a few other relatively “not-too-high-profile” considered investments.

#2. He actually worked as a Taxi driver and a Gateman in London to fund his education while undergoing his university years.

#3. During his early 20’s back when he newly returned from London, his friends nicknamed him “the guru” and “the bull”. (But I think he prefares the former).

Source: http://www.richeetech.com.ng/history-of-mike-adenuga/
Science/Technology / 7 Incredible Iphone Hacks You Can Do On Your Iphone You Probably Don’t Know. by supernova094(m): 12:32pm On Jan 14, 2018
#1. How to adjust the brightness of your iPhone torch.

By default, the torch is usually bright as it is in all phones. Lucky for iPhone users, you can adjust the brightness level between low light, medium light and bright light by holding down the torch light icon until a small menu surfaces.

#2. How to undo typing mistakes by shaking your phone.

This particular iPhone hack reminds me of the “shake to send” feature of Xender. Here, if you’re typing and you make a mistake, instead of hitting delete key, just shake your phone and the last word or letter will erase.

#3. How to delete one number digit in the Calculator app.

IPhone hacks

Instead of hitting the delete key on the iPhone calculator app, If you swipe to the side, you can delete one digit at a time.

To see more, visit source: http://www.richeetech.com.ng/iphone-hacks/
Science/Technology / Richeecorp Technologies Rebrands, Launches As Richeetech. by supernova094(m): 11:04pm On Jan 13, 2018
Following the close of its first year, Richeecorp Technologies, formerly only a web design focused company has re-branded itself as Richee Media, LLC, a blog network that has spun off it's first website, a technology blog for ICT news for Nigerians, www.richeetech.com.ng

What's obvious on the front end of the blog is that It spots a clean, minimalistic design that features predominantly white spaces that vividly highlights it's post images and large fonts to give it's new readers unbeatable ease and reading pleasure.

On the back end, Editor-in-chief, Richard Juwah explained the need for a clutter free design siting SEO advantages for speed.

"As for the initiative to narrow down to tech, particularly ICT news and gadgets, we've come to understand the challenges involved with monetizing a general niche blog especially when it comes down to using PPC or Affiliate marketing or selling your own products in form of e-books and e-courses. That doesn't just work for general niches. It is on this note that Richeecorp Tech is re-branding for the better."

The re-branding exercise, Richard pointed out, is not aimed at divesting the company's interest from web design wholly, but to shift that service to the background as part of 10 other lucrative monetization strategies that will boast the profitability of the new company 5 fold.

www.richeetech.com.ng is an ICT tech blog focused on highlighting stories around Nigeria's Silicon Valley, ICT gadgets and Do It Yourself How to's that report stories that ignite strong emotions in readers, leading to high user engagement.

Visit the blog now at http://www.richeetech.com.ng

Webmasters / If You Had $10,000 Capital, How Would You Spend It? by supernova094(m): 11:56pm On Jan 09, 2018
In my mind, I intend to lead VeeCorp, our scene booking child of the not so distant future (one year from now 2018), to endeavor to raise a capital of $10,000 from a standout amongst the most eminent crowdfunding sites, Indiegogo.

I say "in my mind" on the grounds that Vee is essentially still in the thought stage and I complete a ton of reasoning over her issue.

Fund-raising is as hard as heck, and that incorporates even crowdfunded capital, believe me I know as a matter of fact.

In any case, expecting we really do raise $10k (N4,000,000), what do with it, how to spend it astutely and change into a (still) lean however meaner web startup emerges.

I know the establishing group will all need to have a say yet here are my own contemplations:

1). Scale framework: this would incorporate overhauling our facilitating plan, obtaining a SSL and so on.

2). Scale postings and business dev: enlist consultants to circumvent Nigeria to rundown and close manages atleast 2,500 scenes.

3). Leasing a cooperating space for us to work from for a long time.

4). Contract 2 client mind NYSC staff.

5). Pay the group stipends for a long time. (which clearly implies they'd need to go ahead full time).

6). Take care of running expenses of calls, transport and so forth.

7). Get PR appropriation to top locales like www.richeetech.com.ng, Techcabal, Techpoint and so on to expand presentation and fabricate connects to Vee.

On the off chance that reasoning huge mirrors what I have made arrangements for VeeCorp, at that point I trust that precisely what I'm doing.

Be that as it may, at that point the greater the photo, the fatter the bore of capital required. Ideally Vee will go ahead to raise over $20 million inside the following 5 years.

This incorporates watching out for www.richeetech.com.ng, the tech blog for recent college grads I began 14 days back.
Jobs/Vacancies / The $10,000 Question? by supernova094(m): 11:22pm On Nov 19, 2017
In my head, I plan to lead VeeCorp, our venue booking baby of the near future (next year 2018), to attempt to raise a capital of $10,000 from one of the most renowned crowdfunding websites, Indiegogo.

I say “in my head” because Vee is basically still in the idea stage and I do a lot of thinking over her matter.

Raising money is as hard as hell, and that includes even crowdfunded capital, trust me I know from experience.

But assuming we actually do raise $10k (N4,000,000), the idea of what do do with it, how to spend it wisely and transform into a (still) lean but meaner internet startup arises.

I know the founding team will all want to have a say but here are my own thoughts: Read on-

https://richeesblog./2017/11/19/the-10000-question/
NYSC / 10 Crazy Things I Did At My Crazy NYSC PPA That Are Unbelievably Crazy! by supernova094(m): 1:24am On Sep 16, 2017
1. I drove a Motorcycle.

Okay, I really don’t know why I got interested in doing this. I’ve never had good opinions about motorcycles (save for power bikes) but on getting to my NYSC Place of Primary Assignment, we realised that the dominant mode of transportation there were Okada (the terrain was heavily rough). In about the tire attempt, I couldn’t believe I was actually riding a bike (it’s far simpler than a car by the way.)

2. I ate Dog meat
I call this the curious case of the dog meat incident. Just so you know, in my personal opinion dog meat rivals the taste of Goat and Cow meat. Period.

3. I drank well water (from a general community well)
Money during one’s NYSC Place of Primary Assignment is hard to come by, you’ll agree with me if you’ve been there. So a scenario where you don’t have money to buy water and boiling water can’t cope with the pace at which you consume it, what other option is next? Adapt to survive.

4. I ate Pig meat with Burukutu.
Just so you know, Burukutu, a native “delicacy” made from either famented corn or millet costs a flimsy N30 per one large calabash. And BTW, I did not buy it with my money (before you start thinking). I was passing by (it’s on the way to my house) after a hectic teaching day when my Vice Principal cajoled me into having some pig and Burukutu with him, all on him.

I took 2 calabashes (each made of either corn or millet) and I equated that 11/2 calabashes was there about the alcoholic content of a bottle of beer (5%). There are some villagers here that take 30 calabashes in one sitting. In essence, pig meat is crappy and Burukutu is pointless. I’d rather just do Amstel Malt.


5. I cooked with firewood.

Okay. Prior to now we’ve only used firewood to cook for events back in Lagos. But having to go all the way to a different local government (Quanpan to Shendam) to fill gas and spend about N2,500 in total (filling and transport) just didn’t appeal to me. Sometimes it took me 30 whole minutes just to light the wood.

6. I used a grinding stone.

What You head that right! And to be honest, although the first time I used it to ground pepper my hand peppered me for like 2 days, I have to admit it’s far more effective than a mortar and pestle. You should try it, really!

7. I used nature’s natural toilet.
One really crazy thing my NYSC Place of Primary Assignment left me no choice to do was bath and use the toilet outside (and I don’t mean they mounted a water closet or pit latrine outside). Out here, the entire village is your toilet (if you know what I mean). Nobody builds toilets here.

8. I soaked raw grounded Soya Beans like Garri.
I admit, I was a bit stupid here. Maybe a bit more. I guess before I totally stopped the stupid act, it had to take consistent trips to our bush toilet (sometimes 3x a day) before I asked my self one simple question: “Who told you that they eat grounded Soya Beans as if you’re soaking Garri?”

Not my fault, I had never seen (talk more eat) Soya Beans prior to coming in to this hell hole of an NYSC Place of Primary Assignment. All I wanted to do was drink it after lifting weights!

9. I became a groundnut farmer.

Don’t laugh, I know it’s hilarious, especially if you know me personally. But hey, we needed multiple streams of income. Allawee (plus a probable N5k from your NYSC PPA which they may or may not owe you). Over here, about 2/3 of corpers own farms.

10. I wore one clothe for 7 days (back to back)!


Okay, before you think I’m gross, hear me out, okay? I went to the ATM but couldn’t return in time so I camped at a nearby NYSC corpers Lodge. Then I took a quick logical decision: It was a Thursday night, I could return home in the morning of Friday and go to Jos on Monday, or I could just go tomorrow morning to Jos (and spare myself the long journey to and from from my own PPA on the way to Jos).

I had presumed my bank transactions in Jos would go so smoothly I’d stay just a day (mind you Quanpan to Jos is about 6 hours to and from). I couldn’t go and return again. All in all, it took me from Friday till Wednesday to solve the matter. I didn’t go prepared and hence the wearing one clothe incident.

There it is folks. If you liked this post, checkout my blog at https://richeesblog.

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Celebrities / The Importance Of Kolanut To Saudi Arabians: They Can Kill You Just To Get It! by supernova094(m): 2:13pm On Jun 24, 2017
Word on the street is that they’ll (Saudi Arabians) kill anyone just to get their hands on it!


So it didn’t come as a shock to some of us when the Holy Land seized a yet-to-be-named Nigerian by the balls who foolishly imported Kolanut into the country on one such pilgrimage journey.

The punishment ranges between them killing many a foolish offender to, yes let me see…to putting them to death, ofcourse! Importing Kolanuts into their country is tantamount to a death penalty, no two ways about that. Those guys are serious about such kind of things.

http://thelekkipost.com/the-importance-of-kolanut-to/
Celebrities / This Nigerian Actress Dressed Up As A Man For Father’s Day (PHOTOS) by supernova094(m): 12:20pm On Jun 23, 2017
Super star Nollywood Nigerian Actress Tonto Dikeh, in a bid to pacify her son, King Andre in the absence of his dad for his School’s Father’s Day celebration transformed herself with a Hausa cap, a greenish native wear and spectacles, into a man we could barely recognise.

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TV/Movies / Nigerian Actress Tonto Dikeh Dressed Up As A Man! (PHOTOS) by supernova094(m): 12:03pm On Jun 23, 2017
Super star Nollywood Nigerian Actress Tonto Dikeh, in a bid to pacify her son, King Andre in the absence of his dad for his School’s Father’s Day celebration transformed herself with a Hausa cap, a greenish native wear and spectacles, into a man we could barely recognise.


Little King Andre would have spent the day alone watching on as his classmates all came in pairs, their dads holding their hands, if the Nollywood actress hadn’t intervened (most likely hiring a makeup artist to coat her face and a fashion designer to make her a male clothing) and set social media ablaze with pictures of her one day transformation that has since gone viral.



http://thelekkipost.com/nigerian-actress-tonto-dikeh-dressed/

Celebrities / Tonto Dikeh Dressed Up As A Man For Father’s Day. I Could Hardly Recognise Her! by supernova094(m): 11:55am On Jun 23, 2017
Super star Nollywood Nigerian Actress Tonto Dikeh, in a bid to pacify her son, King Andre in the absence of his dad for his School’s Father’s Day celebration transformed herself with a Hausa cap, a greenish native wear and spectacles, into a man we could barely recognise.


http://thelekkipost.com/nigerian-actress-tonto-dikeh-dressed/

Properties / How To Buy A House In Nigeria For Just N2 Million Naira. by supernova094(m): 12:59pm On Jun 22, 2017
Tempo housing is the Nigerian arm of parent Netherlands based company, Tempo housing Global, which is tackling the problem head-on by building houses made solely from shipping containers on an extremely attractive budget ranging from N2 million to N8 million Naira.

See more details, pictures and price list at http://thelekkipost.com/tempo-housing-building-really/

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