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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 9:17am On Dec 07, 2009
<wig> grin grin grin
Events › Re: Is Resession Affecting Xmas? by surveyProf(m): 10:42pm On Dec 05, 2009
@ poster, u are absolutely correct, by this time last year any bank u go to, u most probably will find xmas decoration in the banking hall, but, it seems the recession is affecting them seriously, see wat Lamido Sanusi have done to the economy……. lol[color=#006600][/color]
Politics › Re: 70-yr-old Woman, Politician Arrested With 99 Bags Of Indian Hemp by surveyProf(m): 10:33pm On Dec 05, 2009
Why should weed be legalized tell me huh huh huh
Celebrities › Re: Ex-miss Argentina Dies After Butt Implant Surgery by surveyProf(m): 9:44pm On Dec 05, 2009
So Sad may her soul rest in peace
Sports › Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by surveyProf(m): 9:23pm On Dec 05, 2009
Well as for Nigeria Vs Egypt match, Nigeria will carry the day, all things be equal.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Yoruba Senator Arrested Snatching Ballot Boxes by surveyProf(m): 9:01pm On Dec 05, 2009
Despite all the preaching of free and fair elections going on, wat is between Nigeria and rigging of election huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 8:50pm On Dec 05, 2009
Wat huh huh
Sports › Re: Argentina, Nigeria, Korea Republic, Greece: Do We Stand A Chance? by surveyProf(m): 10:04pm On Dec 04, 2009
Why not if we do our home work very well, we will do well min the world cup
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 9:44pm On Dec 04, 2009
Kunbee:
Survey i throw wey salute for you ooo

@ Kunbee, Well done how're u huh  huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Testimony by surveyProf(m): 9:40pm On Dec 04, 2009
Well done, Romsky, Keep the Jokes coming……… cool cool
Travel › Re: Free Visa To America. by surveyProf(m): 9:31pm On Dec 04, 2009
Absolutely funny u know………………. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2009
wat is going on here grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 2:01pm On Dec 01, 2009
Who huh huh grin grin grin grin
Travel › Re: I Want To Travel To Deutschland by surveyProf(m): 3:18pm On Nov 29, 2009
flekan:
Google is your best guide my brother. There is a whole lot of information waiting for you there
@poster,Yeah google ur way through all information u need is der. Cheers
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 12:50pm On Nov 29, 2009
@Studio43~How're u today? Der is no need to insult one another here. Peace man!!! @Kunbee~der is no need to get on his skin, okay peace gurl. Wil talk to u later.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 9:59pm On Nov 28, 2009
@Studio43~ No shaking, we dey ur side!! How ur end huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 5:46pm On Nov 28, 2009
@ Studio 43~ wassup huh huh
Politics › President Umaru Musa Yaradua Suffers From Acute Pericarditis by surveyProf(op): 5:18pm On Nov 28, 2009
Nigerian Community
As anxiety mounts over President Umaru Yar’Adua’s health, the President has been diagnosed with acute pericarditis, (an inflammatory condition of the coverings of the heart).


Pericarditis is a condition in which the sac-like covering around the heart (pericardium) becomes inflamed.

Daily Champion investigations showed that the symptoms include ankle, feet and leg swellings. There are also anxiety and breathing difficulties when lying down, including chest pain. This is caused by the inflamed pericardium rubbing against the heart.

The pain may spread to the neck, shoulder, back or abdomen.

Often it increases with deep breathing, lying flat, coughing and swallowing.

It is usually relieved by sitting up and leaning forward.

Most cases of pericarditis clear up with rest and medication within a few weeks, although patients will initially need to be treated in hospital to check for complications.

Occasionally pericarditis is triggered by cancer, which is something doctors need to check for.

Rarely patients may need surgery if the pressure around the heart becomes too great, a complication that could potentially be fatal, she adds.

In a statement issued yesterday by Mr. Olusegun Adeniyi, Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, the medical trip was necessitated by left sided severe chest pain which he felt last Friday after the Juma’at prayers.

"At about 3pm on Friday, November 20, after he returned from the Abuja Central Mosque where he performed the Juma’at prayers, President Yar’Adua complained of left sided severe chest pain."

He said preliminary medical examinations then suggested an inflammatory condition of the coverings of the heart.

"It was then decided that he should undertake confirmatory checks at the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia where he had his last medical check-up in August," Adeniyi said.

He said the President was well and responding to treatment said at the King Faisal Specialist Hospital and Research Centre in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.

"The medical review and tests undertaken at the hospital have confirmed the initial diagnosis that the President is indeed suffering from acute pericarditis. He is now receiving treatment for the ailment and is responding remarkably well."

Meanwhile, Adeniyi said Vice President Goodluck Jonathan has been directed by President Yar’Adua to receive Sallah homage, the traditional Sallah event which is performed by the President.

Below is the verbatim representation of the dialogue between Adeniyi and Journalists at the Villa in Abuja, yesterday.

On President’s reaction to rumour?

He is a human being, naturally he will feel bad. This is not the first time, the President was aware of the rumor. He felt bad about it as any normal human being would.

Why rumour?

What can we do, we can’t legislate against rumor. There is nothing anybody can do.

Will he perform Hajj?

No, it is definitely not true; even before the President travelled he knew that he was not going to perform the Hajj.

Even when I did the first drat for the statement, I stated that the President will do medicals and undergo Hajj, but he said no, I am not going to do Hajj. So there is no way he is going to do Hajj.

It was alleged that he left by midnight because he could not walk?

Actually what happened was that the President was supposed to leave earlier in the day but because of the holidays in Saudi Arabia, they could not procure his visa in time.

When will he come back?

Once I know I will tell; I will give you an update

President Yar’Adua has twice been flown to Germany for emergency treatment and it is the second time he has visited hospitals in Saudi Arabia.

He has refused to say exactly what condition he suffers from, and has repeatedly said in interviews that his life is "in the hands of God".

Meanwhile, members of the Rivers State Action Congress (AC) have embarked on a seven day fasting and prayer for the recovery of the President.

AC spokesman in the state, Chief Eze Chukwuemeka Eze disclosed this in a press statement issued in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

The party called on all Nigerians to pray for the speedy recovery of the President.

Part of the statement read: "We learnt with dismay the news of his ill health that necessitated an urgent trip to Saudi-Arabia for medical attention. At this time we enjoin all Nigerians to put aside political differences and rally around the first family at this time of vulnerability.

"The Rivers State AC leader Prince Tonye Princewill who is currently in Turkey as the Head of the Rivers State Economic delegation to meet with prospective investors in that country, on receipt of the abrupt departure of the President to Saudi Arabia, directed that every bona fide member of the Rivers State AC to embark on a seven day fast starting from Thursday 26 November, 2009, to supplicate for the full recovery of Mr. President.

"I feel concerned for the President health condition as it is becoming embarrassing not minding my misgiving about the slow pace of the Peoples Democratic Party(PDP) central government in addressing the myriad of problems confronting our country under his watch. I will want our women group to by their next Monday’s prayer session consider the health of the President as the major issue of their prayer session as I urge all Rivers State AC genuine members to fast and pray for the immediate full recovery of Mr. President."

Source: http://www.nigeriancommunity.net/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=58&Itemid=999
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 1:37pm On Nov 28, 2009
@Two_directe~ Thanks for ur observation n keep it up grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 6:49am On Nov 28, 2009
Kunbee:
Awwwwww survey my maaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn how you dey
Hi Kunbee, wassup?? I'm gud how u? n how's sch? Missed u. Have a great day. shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 11:56pm On Nov 27, 2009
flekan:
Can anyone tell me if this is funny or stupid.  A police man sleeping on duty
Anyway, i could say it's quite funny and on the other hand stupid as well on the side of d sleeping police officer.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: South Africans Behaving Badly by surveyProf(m): 6:23am On Nov 27, 2009
lipuka:
About two years ago, South Africans went on rampage, beating up fellow Africans. While it was said that they were targetting Zimbabweans, in reality Africans from other countries were also affected. They were at it again during the month of November. They only stopped because of the fear that many people may not go to South Africa for the World Cup.

But the threat is still there. I was in South Africa just the other day, and the talk on the ground is that there will be further attacks after the World Cup. People being targetted include professionals and those who have invested in South Africa, but they are Africans.

The ANC came to power with the support of the Labour movement, so not much is expected from those quarters. But the people in South Agfrica are investors, and are filling a gap and rendering service not being provided by others. There are Kenyans in Johanneesbeg, Somalis in Cape Town, Nigerians in Durban, and many others. They are all targets.

Why did we support South Africans against the apartheid regime if all we get are these attacks? And who will be the loser anyway, if professionals and investors leave South Africa?
well dis is bad for d ordinary black man, the South african Government should try and do something abt these issue.
Travel › Re: What Kind Of Gifts Should I Get For People Back Home? by surveyProf(m): 6:02am On Nov 27, 2009
osiso:
I am going back to Naija for Xmas, for the first time in 6 years. I don't want to go and "dash" out too much money, and I'd rather just buy gifts in bulk for extended relatives/friends. What can I get for my uncles, aunts and cousins (some of who are asking for a new laptop>  grin )? Thanks
Anything u know u can afford. Depands on ur pocket.
TV/Movies › Re: Adaure Achumba Joins MNET’s Studio 53 by surveyProf(m): 5:56am On Nov 27, 2009
I'm so happy for her. Wish her all d best.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 5:52am On Nov 27, 2009
felai:
Dem garnish fruit ni, or na the ****  dem use the fruit garnish, anyway i think i need to be served
Expect your own delivering in 2hrs time. Hot or coldhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 10:39pm On Nov 26, 2009
Yet another funny one grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by surveyProf(op): 10:38pm On Nov 26, 2009
Anyway I don’t know who u are referring to, but if I may answer u, I did called Kunbee only 2 days ago, do u want her cell number so u can hulk up with her huh huh Take it 0703456**** grin grin grin
Education › Re: Study Abroad Scholarships In Jos by surveyProf(m): 10:07pm On Nov 26, 2009
myjos:
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A COUNTRY TO STUDY TUITION FREE!!!!


THEN THIS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR COMING TO THE CITY OF JOS AND MEET ONE ON ONE WE US.


DATE: 29 NOV. 2009.               VENUE: NATIONAL LIBRARY JOS,YAKUBU GWON WAY. BESIDE PLATEAU STATE POLY. JOS.

TIME: 3:00 PM.                         COUNTRIES OFFERING ADMISSIONS: SWEDEN,FINLAND,UNITED KINGDOM,NORWAY,ICELAND AND CANADA


ALL ADMISSION ARE OFFERED ON JANUARY ADMISSION.


SEE YOU THERE.


THANKS,
JAMES ISAAC.
oxfordimmigration@gmail.com
Looking for whom to dupe for Xmas money………lol grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Study Abroad Scholarships In Jos by surveyProf(m): 10:06pm On Nov 26, 2009
myjos:
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A COUNTRY TO STUDY TUITION FREE!!!!


THEN THIS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR COMING TO THE CITY OF JOS AND MEET ONE ON ONE WE US.


DATE: 29 NOV. 2009.               VENUE: NATIONAL LIBRARY JOS,YAKUBU GWON WAY. BESIDE PLATEAU STATE POLY. JOS.

TIME: 3:00 PM.                         COUNTRIES OFFERING ADMISSIONS: SWEDEN,FINLAND,UNITED KINGDOM,NORWAY,ICELAND AND CANADA


ALL ADMISSION ARE OFFERED ON JANUARY ADMISSION.


SEE YOU THERE.


THANKS,
JAMES ISAAC.
oxfordimmigration@gmail.com
Looking for whom to dupe for Xmas money………lol
Travel › Re: Study Abroad Scholarships In Jos by surveyProf(m): 10:05pm On Nov 26, 2009
myjos:
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A COUNTRY TO STUDY TUITION FREE!!!!


THEN THIS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR COMING TO THE CITY OF JOS AND MEET ONE ON ONE WE US.


DATE: 29 NOV. 2009.               VENUE: NATIONAL LIBRARY JOS,YAKUBU GWON WAY. BESIDE PLATEAU STATE POLY. JOS.

TIME: 3:00 PM.                         COUNTRIES OFFERING ADMISSIONS: SWEDEN,FINLAND,UNITED KINGDOM,NORWAY,ICELAND AND CANADA


ALL ADMISSION ARE OFFERED ON JANUARY ADMISSION.


SEE YOU THERE.


THANKS,
JAMES ISAAC.
oxfordimmigration@gmail.com
Looking for whom to dupe for Xmas money………lol grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Visa To Nigeria by surveyProf(m): 9:55pm On Nov 26, 2009
Africankel:
Hello all, someone applied for a Nigerian Visa from Angola but was told that the person he's coming to visit should provide these documents:

CERPAC Number
Issuing code
Date of issue
Expiry date
Issuing CERPAC office

Please I dont know EXACTLY what these documents are. . . Can anyone give me info on how to get them? Please treat as URGENT!
Thank you
Contact the Nigeria Embassy in Angola for more details

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