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| Testimony by romsky(op): 10:42am On Dec 02, 2009 |
My mum told me i had an accident when i was very young and could not walk for seven months although i cant recollect what really happened or how painful it was but she kept a pix for me
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| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 10:47am On Dec 02, 2009 |
A man calls his mother in the village. "Mom , ow r u? Not too good she said. I've been very weak". The son asks y & she said Bcuz i avent eaten in 38 days. Thats terrible he said, what happened The mum answers "cus i did not want my mouth to be filled with food if u shd call |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 10:53am On Dec 02, 2009 |
Spell Before A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R." The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?" Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R." Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?" Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?" Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore." |
| Re: Testimony by Nobody: 11:07am On Dec 02, 2009 |
 nice |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 11:12am On Dec 02, 2009 |
Logical Conclusion A biology class student conducted an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off. He pulled off one of its legs and yelled 'hop!', and the grasshhoper hopped. Then he took another leg and yelled 'hop!' and the grasshopper hopped. Then he took all of its legs and yelled 'hop!' but the insect did not hop. He yelled again, but the insect did not hop. So he came to the conclusion that when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it will become deaf. |
| Re: Testimony by Ben13(mod): 11:52am On Dec 02, 2009 |
That's the grasshopper's testimony  |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 11:57am On Dec 02, 2009 |
Smart Driver 2 cab drivers met. Hey asked one whats the idea of painting 1 side of ur cab red & the other blue? Well the other responded, when i get into an accident u shd see ow all the witnesses contradict themselves |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 11:59am On Dec 02, 2009 |
Woman Selling Apples A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who always comes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple. This goes on for some time until, one day, the woman runs after the man as he walks away. 'I know why you are chasing after me, you want to know why I always pay a quarter but never take an apple,' the man says. The woman replies: 'No, I wanted to tell you that the price has just gone up'. |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 12:09pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Dani: Dad can u write in the dark? Dad: Yes i think so. What do u want me to write? Dani: Ur name on this report card |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." "Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!" |
| Re: Testimony by nich(m): 2:13pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
| nice piece romie! u've always been splendid with cracks.  |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 2:40pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, if u don't believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ? |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
From a Southwest Airlines employee, "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight Bleep, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more." |
| Re: Testimony by Gadeyeni(m): 5:15pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
u guys re great |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 3:14pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. |
| Re: Testimony by nich(m): 5:22pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
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| Re: Testimony by kolaoloye(m): 5:57pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
You are too much. Keep up the good work |
| Re: Testimony by dani1luv(mod): 6:02pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
9ce one here |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 4:08pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
na only 1 ya eye see bah |
| Re: Testimony by surveyProf(m): 9:40pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
Well done, Romsky, Keep the Jokes coming………  |
| Re: Testimony by studio43(m): 10:02pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
You're really improving, I like that |
| Re: Testimony by Nobody: 10:22pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
A man went to his doctor to complain that his wife was going deaf, the doctor then asked him to go home and measure the exact distance his wife culd hear from. When he got home she was in the kitchen so he shouted from the living room ?honey what's for dinner?' no response, he moved closer and asked again, still no response , 'oh she must have gone so deaf' he thought and went right behind, placed his mouth to her ear and asked again then she turned and screamed 'this is the third time i've answered you i said chicken soup!' |
| Re: Testimony by Nobody: 1:56am On Dec 05, 2009 |
A man went to his doctor to complain that his wife was going deaf, the doctor then asked him to go home and measure the exact distance his wife culd hear from. When he got home she was in the kitchen so he shouted from the living room ?honey what's for dinner?' no response, he moved closer and asked again, still no response , 'oh she must have gone so deaf' he thought and went right behind, placed his mouth to her ear and asked again then she turned and screamed 'this is the third time i've answered you i said chicken soup!' |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 11:52am On Dec 07, 2009 |
Do yu know wats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse d order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girlz Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again. |
| Re: Testimony by joker2k: 12:03pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
romsky:that is the swag now |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 12:22pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
hmmm a been there done that i believe |
| Re: Testimony by Mrdani1luv: 7:42pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
romsky:e dey pain you |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 8:01am On Dec 08, 2009 |
say u get flat yansh wey krokro plus boil don finish HECK NO |
| Re: Testimony by nich(m): 8:11am On Dec 08, 2009 |
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| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 8:19am On Dec 08, 2009 |
na now u just dey know? |
| Re: Testimony by nich(m): 8:21am On Dec 08, 2009 |
| howdy cowboy! how market? |
| Re: Testimony by romsky(op): 8:26am On Dec 08, 2009 |
Casket market no gree move o as dead body don reduce |
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