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PoliticsRe: Why Will Prof. Dora Akunyilu Publicly Speak Such English? by SVC001: 9:27am On Dec 24, 2025
6fut:
Am nt tryin 2 ridicle her name bt it baffles me y prof. Dora Akunyilu cud speak such english in public wit boldness.
She was been interviewed @ d house of Esama of Benin Kingdom, Sir Chief (Dr.) Gabriel Igbinedion CON JP on his 76th birthday celebration.
In her words "i am here to celebrate wit Chief Dr Gabriel Igbinedion for attainin d DIAMOND AGE of 75+1."
Immediately she said it i was kinda surprised & @d same time confused tinkin mayb i hav been wrong all diz while cos i hav always knwn 60 was d yr 4 diamond. So i went 2ma dictionary 2 b fully sure only 2 discova i was right & she was damn wrong.
Madam info minister pls note dat 60 is diamond yr & nt 75 as u tink u knw.

She b wan foncuse ma brain.
@6fut short Abi Small



It's people who Never had any formal Education that use Shorthand writing...



Thank God For Autocorrect keypads...
PoliticsRe: Sokoto First Lady Sponsors 500 Men For Circumcision by SVC001: 10:33pm On Dec 22, 2025
ManirBK:
https://leadership.ng/sokoto-first-lady-sponsors-500-for-male-circumcision/
Fucking Spree loading


Dem go nack Taya..

Circumference Abi Circumcision...
Wowww what an Empowerment..

Hope she would lead the team of doctors, by circumcising the first Penis🤣🤣🤣 Miracle no dey Tire Allah🤲
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Steps Off Car To Control Traffic In Nnewi, Anambra (Video) by SVC001: 4:20pm On Dec 18, 2025
[quote author=Orlandoo post=137834919][/quote]Like Baba Push and Start... Fresident Almajiri Tinubu
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Steps Off Car To Control Traffic In Nnewi, Anambra (Video) by SVC001: 4:17pm On Dec 18, 2025
lucianohase:
Obi should stop all these nah! When he was a governor, did he ever do this particular thing he just did ?
Actually Obi did more than this when he was governor
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Steps Off Car To Control Traffic In Nnewi, Anambra (Video) by SVC001: 4:16pm On Dec 18, 2025
Jakpon:
As how na? This format don cast na. Fayose chop Corn and Roasted Plaintain for street corner that year.
Na the format wey don cast tey tey na him obi still dey use for 2025 grin grin
He be like say dem never share am update
Funny Enough howmany politicians today would dare step out of their cars in crowds and public like this??


The fear of the masses won't let them, some go chop stoning, some go collect slap many would fear kidnapping because they are guilty of their hideous crimes and looting...


They North would give you a hint, #Zamfara
FoodRe: Most Stolen Grocery Items By Country by SVC001: 1:08pm On Dec 18, 2025
DrMB:
Does your country's favorite stolen item surprise you? Let us know in the comments!
Look into the surprising list compiled from various reports to see the most pilfered products from nearly 150 countries.👇



Source
Unfortunately with the High rates of HIV spreading all over the world



Nobody is Stealing


Condoms🤣🤣🤣
TravelRe: Top Ten List Of Affordable States In Nigeria 2025 by SVC001: 5:49am On Dec 18, 2025
Bestmanfornow:
Keep deceiving yourself, Anambra remain top commercial state with 38 standard markets only in Onitsha metropolis Nigerians come to Anambra to purchase goods, visit Onitsha this period the crowd of people from different states that came to buy goods are huge
The Largest Market in West Africa is Situated in Onitsha Anambra State..



Now you understand...

There's no Market all round Nigeria that Beats or can be compared to the Onitsha Main Market... Not even in Lagos🤝
AgricultureRe: If You Can't Leave An Inheritance For Your Future Generation, Do This [pictures] by SVC001: 7:58pm On Dec 11, 2025
Proudlyngwa:
The one my grandma planted

Nwakwo, tysia and Nworgu sold it to nde obunku


kolanut tree
Multiple udara trees
Peter mango and lots more.

Pray you don't have relatives that prefer eating the hen to eating the eggs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



Ezigbote ndi Obunku (Firewood dealers)




This one off me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Obunku
CrimeRe: Dangerous Tattoos Discovered As Police Arrest Ugochukwu Uzor by SVC001: 11:52am On Dec 10, 2025
Denalarian:
Impressive work.. so including fish magnet
Chaiiiii


You just reminded me of my

Magnet oh...


Fish Nwannem....


The guy's death touched my marrows..


Always remember him when I hear that song Margaret.." to me the song says " my magnet oh, magnet every body, my magnet too spicy for body.. Maggie baby oh Maggie Maggie baby" I turn am from my Margaret to Magnet... Choiiiii dem just Kpai my Manchie😢
CrimeRe: Brazilian Ship Intercepted With 25.5kg Cocaine At Lagos Port by SVC001: 7:06am On Dec 07, 2025
ManirBK:
https://dailytrust.com/brazilian-ship-intercepted-with-25-5kg-cocaine-at-lagos-port/?noamp=available
That’s Tinubu importing Drugs, they would later be freed how can the seize Pablo Escobar Ahmed Tinubus Goods?
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Chinua Achebe And Fela Kuti In 1983 by SVC001: 1:59pm On Dec 05, 2025
DeJoeee:
Two great men
One excelled in writing, the other in music
#respect
EBAMI EDA🙌🏾 the strange one💪
PoliticsRe: Court Defers Kanu’s Transfer Appeal, Rejects Brother’s Representation by SVC001: 7:47am On Dec 05, 2025
SonOfDSoil01:
grin his crime are all on radio biafla, evidence bokku grin but you can continue to feign ignorance and keep living in denial. Btw why are you not also asking for the release of ekpa? You must really be delusional if you think the law gives a hoot about your emotions undecided
What happened to freedom of speech?






Is NIGERIA no longer a democratic Nation?
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Is Building One Mega City State(video) by SVC001: 4:47pm On Dec 02, 2025
BeautifulMind2:
Watch out Anambra state in 2026

Anambra state is in safe hands, we are developing a mega city state where every corner of the state will thrive, not just the urban centers. May Anambra continue to win

#SolutionContinues
#AnambraIsRising
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17j5jF4naE/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=300ujbHU7fw?si=x05_00F3ouh31Io5
Nonsense

Soludo and Audio Government be like eczema and tattoo..


One he finds one old completed project and paints it gbamm

It becomes a solution project...

The Boy Soludo remain small make him paint the water for River Nigeria foolish Man...

Yet I'm Anambra and proud but I'm ashamed of its Government.

#Soluigbo... The Gays Father
RomanceRe: Man Politely Turns Down A Lady Who Shot Her Shot At Him by SVC001: 12:35am On Dec 02, 2025
Goodvibes8:
You go dey single forever in Jesus name… Buy plenty jeans Ooo! Cause you go chew plenty.
AMEN
FamilyRe: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by SVC001: 7:55pm On Dec 01, 2025
Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.
One





Of



Our



Best


Moments then we laugh and call ourselves names sometimes she'll be like see as we are mumuying ourselves then she'll fart "mess" and run away.. that's not the end I will chase after her and make sure I mess heavily that she feels the foul smell then hmmmmm will follow... She'll say babe this your own smell pass my own oh I no gree.... That's bonding in the highest level..


Sorry for you wey dey date over serious girl...
PoliticsRe: Uncontrolled Migration Top Security Threats In Southwest Says Gbenga Daniel by SVC001: 1:04am On Nov 23, 2025
JAWBONE:
grin grin grin

We are all one Nigeria Mr Gbenga Daniel.

A Nigerian from Zamfara should feel at home in Ogun State.

Only Igbos are fake Nigerians according to your APC
.

Tinubu saying Yoruba and Fulani are one simply means that the Yoruba and Fulani are the terrorist we have in Nigeria.. clear and simple Thank God he didn't Mention Igbo or Ijaw or Urohbo because haaa Naira land would have gone ablaze cos these senseless Yoruba jobless boys would have finished the SS and SE for that singular comment...
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Congratulates Soludo On His Re-election by SVC001: 2:24pm On Nov 10, 2025
Iexclusivenews:
https://iexclusivenews.com.ng/tinubu-congratulates-soludo-reelection-2025/
WHAT APGA PEOPLE


DONT


REALLY


KNOW IS THAT


SOLUDO WOULD


DECAMP TO


APC AFTER WINNING

HIS SECOND

TENURE THEN THEIR EYES WOULD CLEAR

WHEN ANAMBRA STATE IS BEEN RULED

BY THE FEARSOME

APC

CABALS
PropertiesRe: Have You Ever Lived In A Compound Like This? Share Your Experience by SVC001: 2:22pm On Nov 10, 2025
Chilipepper:
Have you ever lived in a compound like this? Share your experience.

You can only find this kind of houses in Lagos and Onitsha 😁
THIS


IS


FESTAC

FOR


SURE


ESPECIALLY THAT


4Th AVENUE AREA
PropertiesRe: Have You Ever Lived In A Compound Like This? Share Your Experience by SVC001: 2:22pm On Nov 10, 2025
Chilipepper:
Have you ever lived in a compound like this? Share your experience.

You can only find this kind of houses in Lagos and Onitsha 😁
THIS


IS


FESTAC

FOR


SURE


ESPECIALLY THAT


4Th AVENUE AREA

🫣🫣🫣🫣
RomanceRe: The Lies About Girls Not Liking Fair Guys. by SVC001: 12:59pm On Nov 06, 2025
KingDashx:
But this ones are gay men
double for the man wey pack hair.
They aren't gay men

The guy on the 4photo page

I can vouch for, he is in no way a gay
RomanceRe: The Lies About Girls Not Liking Fair Guys. by SVC001: 12:58pm On Nov 06, 2025
MONEY247:
A blatant lie. Girls adore fair guys, many do not just admit it.
I know many fair guys girls run after like flies even without the guy showing interest. That's why many guys bleach their skin.

Girls can pretend like crazy...
But should you include my guy on the fourth picture @MaleekMiltons Nollywoods fines and best actor?
PoliticsRe: Do Your Worse And Let The Lord Strike You Down - FFK Dares Donald Trump by SVC001: 3:06pm On Nov 02, 2025
Mrexcell:
This hallucinating man will end up putting tinibu in trouble he is talking as if nigeria is a united country that has patriotic people that can fight americans to the bitter end. If the US military ever start bombing sites in nigeria i can bet anything that there will definitely be a lot of nigerians who already have grudges with the nigerian state that will be willing to assist the americans to subdue nigeria.
You're right..

Quote me

To be


The

Number1 supporter... I go Rebel NIGERIA especially it's government because they have done more harm than good
PoliticsRe: Do Your Worse And Let The Lord Strike You Down - FFK Dares Donald Trump by SVC001: 3:04pm On Nov 02, 2025
helinues:
Tell us where precisely is christian persecution happening in Nigeria or na based on them say you are using to argue this?
Over


There

In

Plateau state
BusinessRe: Experts Urge CBN To Issue Higher Naira Denominations Of N10,000 And N20,000 by SVC001: 7:30pm On Oct 30, 2025
ogododo:
https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1983826418451570727?t=labuQCh8QBzW7eh[/quote]Tinubu is now thinking of how to steal more than Buhari.

How does printing 10,000 and 20,000 Naira notes better our economy?

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