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Forum Games › Re: How Many Cats Are There? by SVC001: 4:18am On Feb 17

Great100000:
How many cats are there?

Happy Sunday.

15 in number

10 adult cats and 5 carefully hidden kittens

Politics › Re: Sen. Adams Oshiomole Finally Clears The Air On The Issue Of Viral Video Online by SVC001: 7:49pm On Feb 08

OverCalculating:
𝐎𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐨𝐦𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬

“Dear Nigerians,

I am aware of the reactions which greeted a short video of mine on a private jet with a lady which is now viral and I know many of it are negative.

Firstly, I want to inform you all that the video was a total misrepresentation of what truly transpired.

Secondly, I’m not an insensitive public office holder who will flaunt wealth and private encounters with recklessness.

Now to what truly transpired…..

As a patriotic Nigerian, and a Senator of the Federal Republic, I am duty-bound to protect and promote the sovereign integrity of Nigeria and it was in furtherance of this that I reached out to Leshaan Da Gama, a popular South African influencer and adult content creator in a bid to enlist her as an influencer on a personal funded project of mine.

In the face of the sustained allegations and narratives of “genocide against Christians in Nigeria” by American government and also not being unmindful of South Africa’s strong defiance and response to US government when it made similar allegations against the country, I thought it wise that the best person to enlist for the great task at hand is no other person than Ms. Da Gama.

Ms. Da Gama was not picked because of her contents, but for her large audience and influence on digital media space and I can reliably inform you that our conversation was engaging, intellectually stimulating and productive which hopefully will start yielding results soon.

The project at hand is an attempt and diplomacy which is funded by me. It is a rebranding campaign efforts which will be hinged on the inspiring messages produced by and pushed out by the ministry of information and Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Now, I shall speak to the content of the video.

I must say that the young lady and I had mutual respect for each other and warmed up to each other as we found our personalities engaging and nothing more.

While on the plane to our destination, she complained of cramp and as I was the person close to her, she politely requested I help massage her foot to relieve the pains and cramp, and that was all I did.

At some point, the cabin crew took over but regrettably, that was not captured.

I hope my explanation of the true account of events will put an end to the needless dramatic and sensationalization of a harmless encounter.

Signed:

Senator Adams Oshiomole..."

Hmmm Senator Oloshoimole again, from A.I to Massage Abi? I always knew that lying gets better with you Adams Oloshoimole who knows what Akpabio does behind closed doors... Y'all gone learn the hard way🫰🏻

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Politics › Re: FG Outspends Biafra Lobbyists Seeking To Influence Trump On Nigeria by SVC001: 7:34pm On Feb 08

Putindbutt:
Report says Nigeria pays $750,000 monthly to US lobbyists, dwarfing Biafra groups seeking sanctions and backing, who spend $66,000 monthly.

https://www.arise.tv/african-confidential-fg-outspends-biafra-lobbyists-seeking-to-influence-trump-on-nigeria/

LET THE IGBO PEOPLE GO!!! GIVE THEM THE DREAM THEY SO CRAVE!! WHY THEN IS THE GOVERNMENT AND THE ASS LICKING ETHNICITIES IN SUPPORT OF THE FAILED STATE OF NIGERIA NOT OPENLY CALLED ON THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IF THEY ARENT SCARED OF THE IGBOS LEAVING NIGERIA TO FORM “BIAFRA” AS A BIG SET BACK TO THE NIGERIAN NATION “failed nation of national concern” TO BE FRANK IF THE IGNOS LEAVE THE SW WONT HAVE IT EASY WITH THE NORTH NEITHER WITH THE SS.. THATS WHEN WE WOULD SEE THE DISUNITY WE'VE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT... IGBO TO THE WORLD..

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Politics › Re: What Six Geo-political Zones Contributed To The VAT Pool And Received In 2025 by SVC001: 4:04pm On Jan 31

Melezenawii:
SW and SS are the major regions carrying the rest of the country. SE make so much noise but contribute very little positively to the country.

https://x.com/maydebuk23/status/2017570960186982750

But they won't let the Igbo people go, why because they know what's actually at stake if the let the Igbo people go.... Nigeria's economy/ trade and commerce will crumble... Connections to the outside world will fall...

They know this and keep the truth hidden then sell cheap lies to you all... With a cup of Zobo to down the IL lies only for you all to keep fighting at every sentence that has "Igbo or SE" in it...

You all need to wake up

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Education › Re: Soludo Transformed Uga Boys Sec Sch And Other 21 Schools Into Smart Schools(pics by SVC001: 11:27am On Jan 31

Bestmanfornow:
Anambra State Governor, Prof Charles Soludo, is currently undertaking a comprehensive rebuilding of Uga Boys Secondary School, Uga.
Furthermore, Governor Soludo has completed the construction of 22 smart schools across all local government areas in the state. Recently, he approved the construction of 30 public schools across Anambra State, aimed at enhancing the standard of public education in the state.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/16rEPpMsUW/

Watch the full coverage through the link below 👇

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnE7KqtCXFo

It's all a lie speaking Live from Anambra State!!

Soludo has not built any smart schools in Onitsha

He only paints to renovate the schools but yet there's nothing smart about any of them...

I was shocked to see Ado girls Onitsha🤣🤣🤣 there's nothing smart about that school Abi is it Urban girls Fege huh

Maybe a smart painting but nothing smart about the school... Soludo and Audio Government like 5&6 the so called Ochanga Dubai/ Taiwan is all fake a Governor who built a a roundabout with water fountain that needs water tanker to supply water and a generator that only runs the fountain when ever there's a political agenda to be pulled through in that area.... Soludo is the worst Governor Anambra has ever had... To be Sincere the Peter Obi you all call names performed way better than Soludo... History and facts are available to back it all up..

Politics › Re: Muslims Will Not Recognise Any Election Conducted By Amupitan – Sharia Council by SVC001: 1:30pm On Jan 29

ZACHIE:
They talk rubbish
Miyetti
NEF
Sharia council
Ipob
Add your own

Amotekun also known as the Western Nigeria Security Network (WNSN)

Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps (LNSC),

Politics › Re: Tinubu Stumbles, Falls In Turkey by SVC001: 7:43pm On Jan 27

treesun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6kIkxQpHJE

https://dailytrust.com/breaking-tinubu-stumbles-falls-in-turkey/?noamp=available

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8nGu66EFgI?si=beQBSEaLRc8WJKUs

BABA WEY DEY SHAKE E DEY SHOUT EMILOKAN🤣🤣

EMIKOKAN

EMIKOKAN

DRUG BARON WEY WANT DIE HE DEY SHOUT EMILOKAN...

GOD WHY DIDN'T HE JUST FALL AND DIE THERE?? But God forgive me for such thought...

THIEFNIBU you shouldn't have stood up oh... Fall into comma abeg🤲

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Politics › Re: Supreme Court Dismisses Trial Of Major Al-mustapha In Kudirat Abiola’s Murder by SVC001: 4:29pm On Jan 22

Tonnyray:
Published on January 22, 2026By Kayode Lawal

https://dailypost.ng/2026/01/22/supreme-court-dismisses-trial-of-major-hamza-al-mustapha-in-kudirat-abiolas-murder/

You guys would have continued with the trial of Major Hamza Al Mustapha na, let Nigeria begin to burn!!! That guy holds a lot of secrets to implicate this government and past government officials…

You guys should have just tried🤣🤣
If you all ain't afraid..

Whistles would be blown..

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Education › Re: How Many Of These Collective Animal Names Do You Know? by SVC001: 7:06pm On Jan 20

Winterhaven:
Most of us may know that a group of lions is called a pride, a group of sheep is called a flock, and so on.

Below are the names of the collective nouns of a group of some animals. How many did you know?

A shrewdness of Apes

A troop of Baboons

A colony/cloud/cauldron of Bats

A sloth/sleuth of Bears

A swarm of Bees

A gang/obstinacy of Buffalos

A swarm/kaleidoscope of Butterflies

A caravan of Camels

A clowder of Cats

A herd of Cattle

A coalition of Cheetahs

A brood of Chickens

A cartload/troop of Chimpanzees

A cast/Consortium of Crabs

A bask of Crocodiles (crocodiles on land)

A float of Crocodiles (crocodiles in water)

A murder of Crows

A litter of Cubs

A pack of Dogs

A Pod of Dolphins

A convocation of Eagles

A herd/parade of Elephants

A school of Fish

A flamboyance of Flamingos

A skulk of Foxes

A gaggle of Geese

A tower of Giraffes

A herd/flock/trip of Goats

A band of Gorillas

A confusion of Guineafowls

A bloat/crash of Hippopotamuses

A herd of Horses

A clan/cackle of Hyenas

A mob of Kangaroos

A litter/kindle of Kittens

A leap of Leopards

A pride of Lions

A plague of Locusts

A troop of Monkeys

A scourge of Mosquitoes

A parliament of Owls

A company/pandemonium of Parrots

A colony of Penguins

A sounder/drove/drift of Pigs

A litter of Puppies

A colony of Rabbits

A gaze/nursery of racoons

A mischief of Rats

An unkindness of Ravens

A crash of rhinoceros

A shiver of Sharks

A flock of Sheep

A scurry of Squirrels

A streak/ambush of Tigers

A creep of Tortoises

A gang of Turkeys

A kettle/committee/wake of Vultures

An improbabilty/confusion of Wildebeests

A pack of Wolves

A dazzle of Zebras

Some of these collective names originated based on the appearance or behaviour of the animals in question.

Sources
https://www.conservationafrica.net/blog/weird-and-wonderful-collective-nouns

https://grownuptravel.co/collective-nouns-for-african-wildlife-to-impress-confuse-and-amuse/

https://tsavotrust.org/16-unexpected-collective-nouns-for-some-of-africas-most-iconic-animals/

What then would we call "Tinubu" in a thousand places??

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid To Seun Kuti: 'Hungry Bastard & A Fool At 40! I Big Pass Your Papa' by SVC001: 7:04pm On Jan 20

MarkNsukkaBread:
001 - Davido

002 - WizKid

003 - Burnaboy

Davido Jew Man Conner Bam!!! Taaa 001 my foot I no dey even see that one remove money and status aside if I catch Davido him go collect blue black.. Wizkid.. drugkid.. Burna Boy ehhhnnn you sef don dey 4uck up but thank God your Mama plus that your "wife" to be don dey bring ya head come back house... BABA FELA 🙌🏻 EBAMI EDA (The strange One) the real 001💪 these kids ain't known nothing

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Celebrities › Re: Fela: My Father Sent Me $120,000 From Grave - Seun Kuti Drags Wizkid FC (Video) by SVC001: 5:44pm On Jan 15

Kingsley34:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqucngm1cKk

In this explosive viral clip, Seun Kuti proudly reveals how he just received $120,000 simply for being Fela Anikulapo Kuti's son — 29 years after the Afrobeat legend's passing in 1997.

"I just collected $120,000 just because I’m Fela’s son. It’s been 29 years that my father has passed and he’s still sending me inheritance from the grave. No Wizkid FC father can ever do that for them."

Seun goes off on the power of true generational wealth and legacy, emphasizing Fela's timeless impact through royalties, licensing, and global influence that keeps paying decades later. Is he throwing shade at Wizkid fans, or just stating facts? The internet is divided!

Watch the full rant as Seun breaks it down passionately. Legacy vs. new generation hustle — who's winning this debate?

Drop your thoughts in the comments

EBAMI EDA "THE STRANGE ONE"🙌🏻...#BABAFELA🫡

Politics › Re: 2027: Rivers LP Collapses Structure Into ADC, Vows Massive Support For Obi by SVC001: 9:12am On Jan 13

yarimo:
by the time ATIKU is done with him in primary election, that is when bitter Obidients will activate insulting mode

Obi till I die🤲

Alhamdulillah for Obi...

The voice of the people is the Voice of God!!!

From our Mouths to Gods Ears!!!

Culture › Re: Masquerade Collapses, Dies While Dancing Cultural Event In Sierra Leone (Pics) by SVC001: 3:38am On Jan 11

post=138084077:
A woman, dressed in a traditional masquerade costume, reportedly collapsed and died while entertaining traditional residents at a public gathering in the Wellington Community area of Freetown, Sierra Leone.

The incident occurred while the woman was dancing to the sound of a locally beaten drum as part of a community entertainment event. It was reported that the masquerade performer suddenly collapsed in the middle of the performance, bringing the gathering to an abrupt halt.

Residents at the scene immediately attempted to assist her, but she was later confirmed dead.

https://sierraloaded.sl/local/woman-dies-cultural-procession-freetown/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QotGFBNLrUU&feature=youtu.be

This goes to teach women that the dance of the gods is not a dance for women.. small piaaaaun wey dem press give am she go overboard.. “Surugede is not a dance for women”

Foreign Affairs › Re: Venezuelan Communities Worldwide Celebrate Capture Of Maduro by SVC001: 8:33pm On Jan 04

OLAADEGBU:
FALL OF A DICTATOR: Celebrations erupt worldwide after the U.S. captures Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/03/world-news/venezuelans-across-globe-celebrate-us-capture-of-nicolas-maduro/

@DONALDTRUMP

@USMILITARY

@USARMY

@USNAVY

PLEASE COME AND CAPTURE THE FLEZIDENT OF NIGERIA IN PERSON OF AHMED BROILER Tinubu

I WANT TO CHECK SOMETHING🤲

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Nicholas Maduro To Stand Trial In US For Being Leader Of Drug Cartel by SVC001: 5:11pm On Jan 03

BlackViper:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/01/03/explosions-venezuela-capital-caracas/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_youtube

Please Maduro if there's any ties to the Nigerian president on drug trafficking do not hesitate to Cast.. leak information Please we need that Cockroach out of Town for Life...

From Venezuela... Money no be water!!! Chief priest been no know wetin him been dey sing🤣🤣🤣

Celebrities › Re: The Hitman movie starring Don Jazzy by SVC001: 9:29pm On Dec 30, 2025

obkartistry:
Ever wondered what Don Jazzy would look like as a movie character?

I created this digital collage using AI, blending African music culture with cinematic storytelling. In this piece, Don Jazzy embodies the calm precision of a classic movie hitman and the quiet authority of a “kingly” figure — a playful mix of focus, influence, and charisma.

Check out the artwork and let me know what you think!

Follow more of my visual storytelling on Instagram: @obkartistry

Make him catch your Nyash First....

Please tell the Old man to go and Marry, his Umunna have consulted their Village Oracle and the thing want drink palm wine...

Family › Re: Couple Banished In Anambra After Their Son Pushed 2 Siblings Into River by SVC001: 9:21pm On Dec 30, 2025

Kelle443:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmGIjyrQgA4?si=gyXzNnZTcnSdt5iq

and outrage have gripped Isiagu community in Awka, Anambra State, after a tragic incident claimed the lives of two young siblings.

The children were reportedly pushed into a river by a fellow youth while searching for firewood, leading to their untimely deaths. In the aftermath, the alleged suspect’s parents have been banished from the community, sparking intense debate over justice, tradition, and communal responsibility in Nigeria.

The heartbreaking story has left residents in mourning and raised serious questions about accountability and safety.

Things are happening!!! May my children never bring shame to me, may the sins of my father and forefathers never be brought upon me as a judgement, may my sins not be heaped on my children and may the sins of my children be made accountable to them alone... Every Mallam to his kettle...

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Politics › Re: Man Queried Peter Obi Healthcare Policy As Governor, Got This Reply by SVC001: 8:33pm On Dec 30, 2025

Racoon:
Credit @MrAfobaje

Source

OBI kererenke💪 Peper dem....

The fear of Obi is the beginning of Slow Death Syndrome!!!

Many will die by your name and any context connected to you..

Amen

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Sports › Re: Sina Ghami & Latif "Latz" Ayodele Died In Anthony Joshua's Accident by SVC001: 8:51am On Dec 30, 2025

blamingthedevil:
Source

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c1w9vgr243dt

Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi Labels Nigerians Supporting U.S. Sokoto Airstrikes ‘stupid’, by SVC001: 3:38pm On Dec 29, 2025

Islie:
Sheikh Gumi Labels Nigerians Supporting U.S. Sokoto Airstrikes ‘Stupid’, Says Trump’s Hands Are ‘Bloodstained’

https://saharareporters.com/2025/12/29/sheikh-gumi-labels-nigerians-supporting-us-sokoto-airstrikes-stupid-says-trumps-hands

Message Directed to the President and the ruling House, make e be one Igbo man talk this one... Dem go just carry am go Sokoto sharply.... Tinubu is weak and dines with these Terrorist sponsors we all know this, the president being a Muslim and his VP being a Muslim is a plus for these bandits and people like the Sheik Gumi to have the effrontery to make all these noise...

Politics › Re: 2027: I’m Not Joining ADC – Peter Obi by SVC001: 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2025

Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/12/29/2027-im-not-joining-adc-peter-obi/

ADC YOUTH LEADER REPRESENTING FROM SW/SS

ASAWANA💪

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Set To Join ADC As Party Plans Convention. Oseloka Obaze Also Joins by SVC001: 10:13am On Dec 29, 2025

naptu2:
https://punchng.com/obi-set-to-join-adc-as-party-plans-convention/

Previous threads:

Peter Obi Will Make An Announcement In January
https://www.nairaland.com/8580896/peter-obi-make-announcement-january

ADC🇳🇬

WE STAND BEHIND YOU

TOGETHER WE CAN

NIGERIA NEEDS A NEW DRIVING FORCE

LETS GIVE CHANGE A CHANCE

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

MY CHILDREN DESERVE THE BEST I COUOD NEVER GET FROM THIS COUNTRY..

"There was once a country called Nigeria" Chinua Achebe🫡

Culture › Re: Transgender Population By Countries by SVC001: 4:47pm On Dec 28, 2025

lordm:
That Nigerian stats seems fake

Nigeria truly had lots of transgenders

But the truth is this they are like a secret cult, their activities are hidden but it can never been hidden from day light forever.. the LGBTQ shit in Nigeria is on a coded level... Let alone those found outside the country... In today's Nigeria Gay Men and Lesbian women full everywhere only that they don't portray themselves like the Foolish Bob Risky and James Brown Cross dressers packaging... In their cases they dress normal as man and woman should but underneath and in their minds they are transgendered...

God created Adam and Eve
Not Adam and Steve

Neither

Eve and Evelyn

Na foolishness dey worry all of them..

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Politics › Re: 2027: Another Nothern Group Withdraws Support For Tinubu by SVC001: 8:34pm On Dec 25, 2025

Odin13:
Tinubu will have to fight and rig in Yoruba land if they permit him..
Outside Yoruba land .. he will be struggling to fight and breath .. since he didn’t let the citizens breath .. we will suffocate him brutally..
here in northern Nigeria , you will have to be breathing thunder before you can intimidate the people to vote for tinubu, his governors will bring dollars and we and the emirs will chop and with it in our mouth .. not cleaning still vote him out and block any rigging process

Tinubu will have to battle with Obi and his goons down south .. east is on lockdown already .. mba and his colleagues can try .. he will understand that he has taxed ulcer on his citizens

Next na afenifere .. na time .. the odua , even the online bingos go deny am.. they did it to buhari

Ayi Kwerere 🔥

Crime › Re: Anambra Shoe Dealers’ Market Boils As Thugs Brutalize Traders (Video) by SVC001: 9:52am On Dec 24, 2025

abc115:
Onitsha is the headquarters of Agberos in Africa

I stand corrected Headquarters of Agberos in West Africa and Nigeria at Large is in the South West Lagos and it's terrains, From Gbomo Gbomo, Oluwole, street thugs, market Agberos, street Agberos, motor park Agberos, Governmental Agberos, Mc Oluomo Agbero, Fashola Agbero, Raji Rasaki Agbero, Sanwo Olu Agbero, Seyi Tinubu (King of Thugs) Agbero.. Visa Oluwole (Fake Passports) Agberos, Ijebu Ode Agberos... As a matter of fact where does the word Agbero come from if not of Yoruba Origin... So you see it starts from Home... Just speaking the truth as a concerned and straight forward Yoruba/ River's indigenous person...

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