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eve check out ma new joke called rejected password

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dunno if uve heard this b4,this is one 4rm skool
one day, a wife was trying to help her husband set up the computer.and at the appropriate point,the computer asked for a new password
the husband was trying to make his wife laugh,so he entered
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his wife fell off the chair laughing when it sed:
PASSWORD REJECTED NOT LONG ENOGH

ya u probably wouldve
its an old joke

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this is an irish joke,i live in ireland,so i guess

An American, a japanese, and an irish man were sitting naked in a sauna

suddenly,there was a beeping sound

the american pressed his forearm and the beep stopped

the other men looked at hinm questioninly

"that was ma pager"the american man said

"i have a microchip under the skin of my hand"

a few minutes later,a phone rang

the japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear

when he finished his conversation,he explained:

"that was my mobile phone,i have a microchip in ma hand

the irish man felt decidedly low-tech,buh he was determined not to be outdone

he steeped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom

he returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside

the others raised thir eyebrows at him

the irish glanced around and sed:

"bejesus!wouldja look at that!!!!am getting a fax"

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