this is an irish joke,i live in ireland,so i guess

An American, a japanese, and an irish man were sitting naked in a sauna

suddenly,there was a beeping sound

the american pressed his forearm and the beep stopped

the other men looked at hinm questioninly

"that was ma pager"the american man said

"i have a microchip under the skin of my hand"

a few minutes later,a phone rang

the japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear

when he finished his conversation,he explained:

"that was my mobile phone,i have a microchip in ma hand

the irish man felt decidedly low-tech,buh he was determined not to be outdone

he steeped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom

he returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside

the others raised thir eyebrows at him

the irish glanced around and sed:

"bejesus!wouldja look at that!!!!am getting a fax"

funny but i heard this before

ya u probably wouldve
its an old joke

naah svs,this one is LOL LOL LOL


i havent heard this yet,funny LOL LOL

heard it before but its still funny