Guys! I just read somewhere www.handytips.com.ng that separating bananas from the bunch actually makes them last longer! Has anyone noticed this too? They explained it on the website and there are a few more interesting tips and tricks about food they mentioned. You guys might find them useful. I can't cook, but that's my own two kobo here.. Drops Mic!

LOL!!! I find it hard to believe that she left her house like that! Perhaps she was trying to win a bet? Anyone?

Anyway, I saw a post on make-up tips and tricks on a Nigerian skill sharing site www.handytips.com.ng .... They looked good to me.. Interested folks could check it out.

@ Sauron

You musta listened to all those Bis' tracks with your ears closed.No one better than Em? U've been in Kim too! Yeah!!!!!!!!

Acute & Severe paranoia, dat na wetin dey worry u,

Hey, myself & a friend r lookin 2 hang out on d Island 2moro (Sunday), we just want 2 do sumthin different, was wonderin if there'd any girl(s) dat'd b interested in just chillin wit us, Its basically just hangin out as in chillin & doin any oda harmless fun stuff we myt come up wit wyl 2gether (nothin too out of d ordinary), If ur interested, u culd email me on thugnugg@hotmail.com OR call me on 08056356031 2day so we make plans.
Hope 2 hear from u,

Toodle-too!!

Look @ these stupid children!, wat d heck r u guys talkin about?, Check out d topic & c wat y'all r busy chattin, dis is a very silly deviation 4m d topic & consequently an abuse 2 d site, HEY!!!!, Seun wat r u doin about dis, in fact!!!, come quick &,


But HEY!, b4 u come, @kiki can i join in da show?, , u peeps r just too interestin!

, Not a bad idea, but i rilli think we should start with a get together cos i guess dat way we wuld b able 2 rilli socialize & it wont cost too much,
  Here's d deal : sum1 could volounteer 2 offer his crib 4 d venue, & m sure d music(a good DJ) & chops shuldnt b much of a problem, d whole point is d get together & hookin up so d food doesnt have 2 b 'all dat', barbeque,small chops & drinks will do.

  It's sumthn d peeps in lagos shuld b able 2 organise without stress, coulda dropped ma crib 4 venue cos it sure is big enuff & ideal 4 it but i stay in Ikorodu which is not so accessible 4m oda parts of lagos.


  PROBLEM IS:  will dem chics come around?, cos most of d active ladies on dis site r abroad!!

@mamaput, Dis is a NIERIAN family dat keeps milk in d fridge 4 family consumption, not all of dem can afford 2 buy milk 4 their children(u shuld undastand wat m talkin about)

@kiki, i feel u but my point is d child didnt need 2 b told cos it was obvious from her rxn dat she knew she was doing d wrong thing(stealin & disobidience), i dunno about how heavy d spankin was cos it was a story i was told too but i hope u get ma point,

@raymond, rilli dont think dat comment was da bomb!, d dude's just probly havin fun men

Moby i think ur good lookin but definitely not drop dead!, i mean jst a few guys will look @ u twice(except ur exposin sum stuffs in ur body---- which i dont advise), but ur definately good lookin n most gurls like u always attract most of dem guys with their inner beauty(it always follows), just hope u r like dat too, CIAO!

, i dunno about oda African countries but its undastandable if some countries hate us with a passion cos we r d ones who go around rippin them off their hard earned money, dats a very serious and sorry issue tho!

READ AND ASSESS:


A young girl was drinkin milk 4m d fridge & her father saw her in d act, d gurl just simply looked @ him & started laffin & even offered him some & d father just smiled & collected d milk 4m her &told her 2 go watc TV,
A year afta, dsame gurl was caught drinkin milk 4m d fridge by d dad but dis time d girl was frightened & there was so much guilt on her face, & d father spanked her,
Do u tink it was wrong 4 d dad 2 have spanked her?, hell naaaaah!, d difference btw d two situations is dat she knew she was doin d wrong thing in d second instance yet she went ahead, she was ALREADY aware of dat knowledge of good & evil but decided 2 go for d evil which sure deserved a lil bit of spankin 2 prevent further occurence, KAPISH!

@Coco, i blive u have said it all, ur contributions v bin 'word'


Hey y'all, Truth is without sentiments(which is also biblical), "spare d rod and spoil d child", its not like u shuld beat d child 4 just anythin and anyhow but it as 2 b 4 a good reason n most importantly d child must b made 2 realise y he/she was beaten, disciplinin a chiild is different 4m instillin fear in them(i guess dats d mistake most parents make), u can discipline ur child wen necessary & still make urself their best friends by simply givin them dem d freedom of speech, every cild sure needs d rod @ one point or d other cos no child is goina come 4m heaven 100% obidient,

, hell nah!, cant happen, besides its not in our culture & Nigerians dont have 2 copy other people's culture(if we undastand d meanin of independence), y cant they copy ours?

OUCH! donzman, it seems u r d 'alagbara' dat cant mind his bizness cos I was jst messin with Eddie & my rxns in oda topics can confirm dat, but i sure wont put my pic here, any1 dat wants 2 c will b shown on request, hmmmm! cum 2 think of it, since u feel i got no pics on my system, y not let us paste our pics here & let'em chics judge!, can u handle dat?, lol,


M sneakin out 2 wear my armour now 2 protect me 4m d response of dem slayers,

hey, i myt not b able 2 say nada on hector's proposal, but i sure know he's a good mathematician men!, bringin d variable 'x' in an equation in2 an advertisement 4 love or wateva!, dats creative, lol, who said Naija guys arent brilliant,

@lankyangel na u sabi oooo!, i was able 2 c most pics later tho but still havent seen hot stepper's, Neways, i know y u posted dat msg, , m sorry, Oya u too send ur own n let me have a look, r we happy now??, ,

@eddie, thot dem peeps were being unfair by hittin on u about ur pix but its true cos they r freakin everywhere & always same old ones, but make we talk true oooo! walahi! d first time wey i c ur pic,i don dey vex already wan go fight d producers of 'lord of d rings' y dem no include m 4 d story say 'smiggle' get identical twin brother,

@lauryn, i think we shuld jst hook up &get married straight away, (no time wastin!!!),

U cant imagine dat i'v bin readin dis thread n wonderin wen any1 wuld come up & say e/she can eat anythng but just cldnt find, was already thinkin i had a prob since every1 doesnt seem 2 like @ least one thing but HEY!!!, i dont care, i eat anythng(v eaten quite alot of varieties) & m proud of dat!!, mayb m just one of d few perfect men on earth, // LOL

dunno wssup wit my system n not sure if it's my connection but cant c'em pics, i rilli wanna c hotstepper cos of d way'em peeps r singin her praises, HEY HOTSTEPPER!!!!!!!!, is there any way u culd send'em 2 me privately?,

PS:pls aint tryna make any move on her ooo!, i jst dey curious, cos m sure d haters out there r ready 2 feast on me

Traditionally speakin, its highly necessary a lady knows how 2 cook cos it's supposed 2 b a thing of pride 4'em but 4m my own point of view, i think everythng's changin so all those cookin paparzzi aint mandatory no more, i actually enjoy cookin so could teach my wife &we culd b very adventrous wit it in all ways, , which will spice things up alot in our relationship but HEY!, she has 2 learn n not let it b all play cos I sure wouldnt b all dat active in d kitchen 4 d rest of our lives , . , , & also cos d way 2 MY heart is my stomach!

ha!, i wonder y our pcs dont just burst in2 flames weneva we log on 2 nairaland with d amont of 'HOT' guys we v around,

@eddie, i think dat ur pic is 'HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!',

@edygirl, u here now?, hola!, m awefully bored

@iice, i like d way u drop ur opinions especially in sex related issues, u sure dony leave any clue about urself,

Hey guys!, dis is ma first postin on dis site to v bin checkin y'all up via my sistas chattin ID 4 a while b4 i finally registered, men! v read almost every message on every topic in nairaland n v bin rilli entertained, its rili funny d kinda issues people have here but its bin cool cos v learnt alot 4m business to romance, to computers, etc,
i appreciate peeps like IAN(ur response to d url tryna v a convo wit her new dat was da bomb men!, i respect dat),iice,hotstepper,nike,mubowa,waleprof,coco, etc, u guys r da bomb, n sure very funny, i actually stumbled upon dis site a few days ago n v bin glued to it, well, i got ma own issues too so y'all check out my topic n hit me up on it,


PEACE!,