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i wish today would be alright

Not Another Teen Movie

im thinking how did hotty do that

i would agree
wwyd if i said im going to cheat it tonight cos i want to do something

i would say i dont know
wwyd if i say im feeling sleepy but dont want to sleep

i will understand
wwyd if i tell u i just farted

i miss someone

i dont know wat ill say
wwyd if i say ur name .......

im thinking how will i be in long hair

im not indian just joking
wwyd if i ask where ur from?

im thinking thats beautiful

i would smile cos i love it so much
wwyd if i say i look like her

i wish u know i know

i wish u know i love her to

im thinking maybe lizzy has changed her mum to aisha

i would laugh
wwyd if i say i have a way to cure it

im thinking hotty might be right

i ll pray too
wwyd if u dont stop farting

i wish nero goodnight

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't that save me more time)?

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to... what)?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Husqvarana chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh, my God ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

im thinking where is wes

i wish the time would fly pass monday and tuesday so wednesday will reach(holiday)

Pleasantville

im thinking wat a cold night

bobo

no sorry
tpbm should...

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you...I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's joysticks in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!"

im thinking how is wes doing today

good luck
tpbm should join hotty

im thinking thanks alot lizzy

dont worry
white heart

i am thinking......i agreed to go out with him after he asked mi out for more than a month now