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| just how stupid ARE people? by sweetnini(f): 11:30pm On Oct 28, 2005 |
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how  ...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (and you thought ?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't that save me more time)? On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because ....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to... what)? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Husqvarana chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh, my God ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by nike4luv(f): 1:49am On Oct 29, 2005 |
lol..hha..nice  1 Like |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by casper(m): 5:26am On Oct 29, 2005 |
cool |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by hotangel2(f): 8:53am On Oct 29, 2005 |
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| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by whiteshark(m): 10:57am On Oct 29, 2005 |
Some people don really kolo.. he he he he 
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| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by PaypalGod(m): 11:20am On Oct 29, 2005 |
Its absolutely hilarious. I love the one with the dont iron on body lol |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by Nobody: 6:22pm On Oct 29, 2005 |
hahahahaaahhahaah funny!!! |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by fabian(f): 12:30pm On Oct 31, 2005 |
Duh! These are way too funny! Lol! |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by omogenaija(f): 1:54am On May 12, 2007 |
:d |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by tionne(f): 2:24pm On Jun 05, 2007 |
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| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by desorlah(f): 2:39pm On Jun 05, 2007 |
nice. some people can be so stupid thats why the instructions are there. |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by sholashola: 12:12pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
love that.Keep it up |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by saucekid(m): 1:56pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
no comment |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by topeteadr(m): 2:00pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Hmmm. Nice |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by saucekid(m): 2:02pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
its a miracle. . . , , TT saying something is 9ice |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by clemcykul(f): 3:34pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
ure ryte *goes off to church for thanks giving on TT's behalf* |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by saucekid(m): 4:06pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
drops N5 in offering tray |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by TOYOSI20(f): 5:09am On Sep 06, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: just how stupid ARE people? by dreday(m): 11:15am On Sep 06, 2008 |
saucekid: Ahnahn,N5? |
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