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@ post
Nice one bro bolton for life, i hope Bolton will be able to take poits off chelsea this season. Go Everton, For life

yet, they can, but first you guys should pray that Bolton defeat chelsea, pls continue to pray for the fall of the mumu club, chelsea must continue to fall, i hope bolton wil take poits off chelsea when they meet,

dayokanu:
Irikuri were Abebi, Pekele pekele Arugbo je gbese tani yo sanwo e

Who be dis switch? Your brain switch off? Abeg shey Edoyad dey do menstruation for your mouth? Or na your mouth dem bury Bola Ige?

Abeg go find your Blue Chelski people to face, bayern no be una mate for this life and after, Shoe get size abeg!!!

Can my words make you even win a trophy?

@ Dayokanu AKA brother ODE  olori gbeske  comot there!! you wey be like wetin  Uche jumbo take do menstruation ,  for your mind , you get cutlass medicine abi?  Bayern munich as i speak is just there looking like an envelope without any address on it??
you dey here dey form activity like Tokyo or Eleweomo  Road transport chairman wey dem wan remove for motor park,  Dayo[b]kunu[/b] the ex international pap and kunu seller, how you take see internet browse, na wa o MTN dey help even all this dem masses o. enu e bi enu igbin , your mouth like that of a snail , e carry im self comot for that smelly mumunich bayern thread wey no get fan come dey vomit rubbish on top EPL thread  . come, you be slave trade sef, abi you don first go prison b4? shioor  [i] iwo ati jelether  eshi gbe eshi pon rederede gbaja mo, Igbanla dogi yin.[/i]You are tanorexic and  celebutard mumulistic crase person . coconut head 


@ ritchboy
  pls dont mention the mom part, it is  not only offensive on nairaland but  it may send him back to his watery  pap  family business, he should have been  thrown away and the stork kept, or better still aborted , now a  star monster irritant  is born, Half man half maggot         Shiiior

1025:
@switch47,
you are right for once. shits do happen but one thing is sure.
from creation, the owner of that club has been destined for greatness so no matter what happens tomorrow, he will still be making things happen while u will live your life wishing this and that. be reminded that no matter how a cow sick reach, it can never come down to the size of goat.
must u take your frustrations to someone who does not know of the union that gave birth to u.
does the man have a hand in your misguided life? is he the reason for your confussed existance? pls learn to take life easy because u are not the only frustrated saddist arround.

Osanubua Laooo!! chai !! your reply pain me well well o, infact i dey hia dey cry as i type, you are the first person to convince me of my terrible state of frustration and attention seeking foolishness, haaaa!! oooohhhh God can i bear this shame?? anyway e pain me so tay i wan go buy rope make i kukuma end the whole thing but i come reason am say na me an you ni ke, you must to buy your own rope too hang like Judas for market square because it takes a frustrated person of a higher level to identify another one especially on the internet , pls how have you been managing your low life frustration my dear senior in bitterness, do you use any form of hard drugs? chai your crase go pass my own be that o. what a pity!!


@ Topic Jare
No be today Chelsea begin sac coach , i strongly believe chelsea will have a bad season this time and Ancetotise will be sacked CHELSEA IS FINISHED!!

@ Post
    Congratulations to the Arsenal, clearly on the way to taking up the Carling cup ahead of the likes of Chelsea and Manchester united, i am hoping Mr Wenger wont toy with this chance.  Gunner Fans are nice intelligent people who loves good football just like Barcelona. No mind all the mumu haters all of them na slave trade, Carry on wenger. make una win many things to shut dem mumu wey dey shiit  for corner dey carry mouth chop am ;Dpeeps like Dayokanu and[b] Jelather[/b] wey dey talk say im head na blue  e be like say their mum ulistic tendency don high well well.
@ Dayokanu
i know you na, shebi you first dey sell pap for warri, no wonder na una stock in trade for pap seller s association that time. to dey abuse people up and down, you drink pap so tey you begin piss for bed dem drive you commot village----- where bayern [b]Mumu[/b]nich dey for on top table as i speak? they have died finish, are they even on the table or under the table . sabi'nt you??

Una never hear say UEFA wan vex give Arsenal Champions league , haha i know wetin you dey think now, say i dey talk nonsense abi? you dey kolo for head pass kolo toure------- Fulani fi ese ko eje n yo ise eyan ise eranko. shobo yoke gboro mi deleru , iwo bawo?

codeb:
It seems switch47 is FALLING OVER HEELS FOR CHELSEA!

Has anyone ever wonder why he comes here everyday with doomsday pronouncement, he is really seeking attention. @Bigfather,nateevs,ibime,1025,mykali, could anyone scan a copy of CHELSEA  fan club form to switch47.

shey una mumu don ripe abi? if you know say switch dey seek attention why you no just ignore am? mumulistic kokonutheadistic koromiwe. booooshet !

@ chelsea
  Yes Jt AKA penarity miss of the century and[b] Essien[/b] Igbo master is back but water wey dem take wash nyansh na waste of time just because nyash na nyash and nyasnh must to smell. Chelsea will lose more points this December and wil enter 2011  kukrukere results, hopefully in 3rd place. Chelsea is DOOMED!!

cabali:
The sooner we get a good replacement for Wilkins, the better. . . . .

unfortunately  una coach does not know that you have to get rid of Wiliwili  so your predicament and downfall continues . Chelsea is going to drop more points this december, will get knocked out of FA cup soon and eventually get a tough opponent in the elimination stage of the champions league where we shall observe CHELSEA'S LAST BURIAL!!

Quotes from a Red Devil fan by dewaledipo

I try to imagine why a club like Chelsea seems to be so concerned about the only club that has broken all records that are needed to be broken. Every single Chelsea fans are what i call a candle in the wind. they will go out when the club is no more succeeding. Can you imagine, ever since SAF has been in charge, they have used 15 coaches. dem be coach love-peddler. Despite this change of coaches, there is just not one notable record to show for it until Jose Mourinho came along.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chelsea_F.C._managers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_F.C.
Despite all this do you know that in their entire career, they only have 21 trophies to show for it, is that not shameful. 3/4 of their fans came to chelsea when Jose rehabilitated the club and now they talk as if they have depth, character and trophies to show for it. most of their fans do not even know how many trophies they have in their cabinet
4 Community Shield
4 Carling Cup
6 F.A Cup
1998 Super Cup
2 Cup Winners Cup
4 League Title

No champions league cos they have only been @ the finals just once.
Abeg every chelsea fans should mind ther own business and leave the Greatest Club on earth alone

by dewaledipo


chelsea indeed is a small club-------a chelsea fan and a manunited fan should not even be in the same room-----chelsea is so so so small even with the blood money. chai

congratulations to the Arsenal fc

Lets hope Everton will be at their best against Chelsea. their last match ended 1-4 againt them but football is not mathimatics as Newcastle lost 1-5 before their match against chelsea so lets hope chelsea will fail again before the years last burial against spurs, manchester united and Arsenal

big father:
Thought you predicted a lose ? I told you that your predictions are always working for us and not against us.

Please be severe with the next one abeg !

I predicted POINT LOSS for chelsea and that was it, how else do you explain a chelsea draw with a team that just lost to Bolton 5-1?? Chelsea is such a useless team-------what happened last season will never happen this season---Chelsea is going down and down they will stay!! chelsea is finished!!

@ Post
   Although Everton has not been doing well in the pasat few games  and they are preparing against a Wounded Dead  Lion Chelsea  next week  . meanwhile the chelsea coach and their blind fns has gone to town telling everybody who cares to listen that they will bounce back and this will start with Everton, Hmmm well Everton has not been doing well lately but so was newcastle who lost 1-5 to Bolton but dazzled chelsea last sunday  while chelsea attackers were shooting sporadically like Armed robbers


   I am strongly hoping that Everton will at least be at their best next weekend knowing that any team in the world can beat chelsea.   Everton all the way come next game at stamford bridge






Dear Lord, please ;protect Everton FC from the Satanic club called Chelsea and their blood money

chelseabmw:
am disappointed in my team,can't just wait fr us to bounce back

Bounce back?? io dont think so at least not this century!!A chelsea mumu team who could only get just four points from their last five games.  Drawing  even coming from behind against a team that just lost 1-5 to Bolton and  an handicapped mumu  Newcastle that has just a single point from the last nine on offer.  una own has finished, chelsea is finished and are being roasted on slow fire!! bounce back ke? No this season will be different, there shall be no raising of thew dead this time. CHELSEA IS GOING DOWN

@ post

chelsea is such a useless team! very soon the team will come crashing like a pack of cards and i am still looking forward to the seasons when chelsea will go back to where they belong- MID TABLE !! the time will come in the next few seasons, the team will follow the path of the likes of porthmoth Chelsea will soon be flushed down the toilet by Roman like a big shiiit they are. nonsense team!

nateevs:
It's been a while since we've had a lot of news have come out of Chelsea. The media is dying to get down and dirty with us.
Roman is changing his wardrobe and that is not helping matters.

On the pitch though, with all the doom and gloom being preached around, I am very calm.
I have seen this come and go before. I am very optimistic.

Though a few people may think I am crazy, I think this is the worst it's ever going to get.
Everton next week. Terry, Essien and Zhirkov are back. A midfield of Mikel, Essien and Zhirkov is great.

Lampard returns the week after and things will pick up.

Nothing do Chelsea. We are coming back to the top.


In the FA Cup. . ,  It's home to Ipswich.

GOD FORBID!! it shall not happen this season. first your coach will soon be sacked and second you wont come out of this BLIP anytime soon. Chelsea is going down and down chelsea will continue to go!!

@ sexxybone

yes you are very correct Anelka is a mumu minus one, and for chelsea coach and entire crew not to have noticed this they are all heavy otondo mumulicious dim wits imagine chelsea playing a newcastle that were playing like cripples SHAME!! 1-1? SHAME again.
Manchester united is now ahead of you, you are tied on points with Arsenal and your fall continues!! heheheeheh shiooor chelsea is now in a free fall, Doomed to lose more points in weeks to come, cheslea is hopeless and the blip continues! Watch out!! hahahahahaha

@ Post
Like i said CHELSEA WILL continue to drop points !!! mumu chelsea fans no go remember this now na when prediction nearly correct dem go dey find switch to abuse, but thank God mumu chelsea continues to fall
Now they are tied with Arsenal on points, the fall shall continue chelsea could not beat newcastle that were playing like cripples. shame!!

@ Nathief

  If e lose hope or get hope how e take affect people wey dey play the game?? see kolo people o. Chelsea will surely lose points today.----HOPEFULLY ALL 3 POINTS    AMEN!!  dear lord let the evil ones be put to shame---the blood money team must drop points . Amen

The shocker will come in the second half. chelsea is doomed!

@ POst

  The story of chelsea fans life  

FSB-  oh my God ! why didnt he score

IBime- Mikel is too slow

Nethief - common boys i am still hopefull

Ndigbo - muttering something dumb to himself

Bluediva - in hiding hoping to come out if they manage to end it in a draw (God forbid!!)

  CHELSEA IS VERY USELESS!!  Newcastle will stael points from chelsea today, dont be decvieved!!

cabali:
And where the hell [/b]is Benayoun?

Who cares ?? He is in [b]HELL  anyway   ------boom comes chelseas doom!!  No title this season 0/4 !!

I HOPE THAT CHELSEA WILL LOSE MORE POINTS TOMOROW AND STAY WHERE THEY BELONG Third place!! Newcastle all the way!! may God help them .

chelseabmw:
Chelsea pls steal this day for us

the thief comes to STEAL and destroy but on this day they shall lose more points, shall be caught off balance Newcastl;e all the way AMEN

Chelsea mumu to continue!!

@ Post
Oh God , it is always fun to see SATAN lose , Please let Newcastle be at their best tomorow i pray that chelsea will drop more points tomorow LET CHELSEA FALL !! Newcastle all the way-------Newcastle to shine and prove that the blood money chelsea people are truely doomed by fire by force CHELSEA should lose points!!

NEWCASTLE ALL THE WAY!!

Ancelotti FOR COACHING A DOOMED TEAM

@ Post
It is better to put chelsea in check it is not too late now before they send assasins after Emenalo , He is unaware that chelsea is an evil cult, that was why shevchenko was almost killed there and his football career destroyed. Chelsea is a useless club i wonder why they are even in the news. mumu club

As a lawyer my self i have a first hand knowlege of how the NLS Exams works, the standard has always been high, it takes one officer to get induced though but the fact that the examination body is seriously investigating the matter shows the bar exams is still of a high standard !!

FBS:
Drogba! What was that?

The story of chelsea misrable life after wasting their blood money!! plaing 1-1 at stamord (bridge no dey again) with a tiny club called ZILINA una mumu don ripe wey mr nateeves dey talk of beautiful football say una dey play Barca abi? rubbish!! hehehehehe

nateevs:
I am sure they are going to win this one. The big boys are not winning as well. It's just a phase. It'll be over soon. One goal and we are on our way again.

I am so calm with all this going on.

God Forbid!! Chelsea will fall this season, let the fall continue!! the blip will last for two months or tillyou sack your coach and hire KESHI

Chelsea 0 - 1 Zilina Half tim!  At the useless stamford bridge   , chelsea is doomed. what is ZILINA by the way  a team that eyimba will beat in Aba and cvhelsea is trailing. HABA. Chelsea is the worst club the world at the moment i cant wait for when they will finally be out of top Four. AMEN      Chelsea has got no solid history and eventually will fade away!!

@ Chelsea fans      the story of your football lives seems to be    Drogba should have scored,  Anelka should have nicked that one,   Essiens should have tacked that guy, Mikel should have passed that ball,  Cashly cole shouldnt have made that incredibly stupiid back pass, OMG you should not have been a chelsea fan for glory hunting sake !!  

switch47:
@ Chelsea
IN YOUR FACE, Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha---------------and Ha!!

Go bury your face in blue shiit and voimit because you foooolish team is just a pack over rated ---over priced ordinary maggots,

Liverpool 2 chelsea 0
Sunderland 3- Chelsea 0
Birmingham 1- Chelsea 0
Chelsea is doomed loss of nine ponits and more to come IJN the fall of the blood money club shall continue, till trhey sack coach again, as usual, una mumu don ripe!!

See and hear then gisting

Nateeve - Hello FBS what is happening to us

Blue Diva - remember we shall bounce back it happend in 1952 when----------

Switch47- my friend sharrap there , who call you , when semi intelligent cheski fans are discussing

FBS - well Arsenal lost too i am "fery" happy

Nateev- please lets ignore switch , i am very well vast in his antics he is just an attention seeker

switch47- i gree but your grammer get comma, wetin be well vast, shey Debo correct you last week.
Chelsaea is cursed and has got no history live with it!!

Chelsea is finished, more to come BOOM!! comes their DOOM

StarBoard:
I don't think Chelsea would want to lose back-to-back league games.Until it happens,I won't root for a Chelsea loss.

and now that mumu chelsea has lost back to back, i pray by next wekk they shall lose BACK TO BACK To BACK IJN Amen by fire and by the power of the lord against blood money the chelsea loss shall continue!! the blip shall last for a long time i pray!!

@ Chelsea
IN YOUR FACE, Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha---------------and Ha!!

Go bury your face in blue shiit and voimit because you foooolish team is just a pack over rated ---over priced ordinary maggots,

Liverpool 2 chelsea 0
Sunderland 3- Chelsea 0
Birmingham 1- Chelsea 0
Chelsea is doomed loss of nine ponits and more to come IJN the fall of the blood money club shall continue, till trhey sack coach again, as usual, una mumu don ripe!!

See and hear then gisting

Nateeve - Hello FBS what is happening to us

Blue Diva - remember we shall bounce back it happend in 1952 when----------

Switch47- my friend sharrap there , who call you , when semi intelligent cheski fans are discussing

FBS - well Arsenal lost too i am "fery" happy

Nateev- please lets ignore switch , i am very well vast in his antics he is just an attention seeker

switch47- i gree but your grammer get comma, wetin be well vast, shey Debo correct you last week.
Chelsaea is cursed and has got no history live with it!!