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If you have paid and they haven't confirmed your payment just calm down...they still would. Moreover, there is still time, online registration and departmental/faculty screening is always on till matriculation. OAU gives accommodation to about 90% of her fresh students, even when online application closes, you can complain at Division of student affairs, write down your name there and they still would allocate you to hostels. So, panic less and enjoy the air. There is no cause for alarm...08165595493 in case you need more info or assurance. |
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Due to some technical issues, the accommodation exercise for newly admitted students in OAU for 2014 /2015 Session earlier scheduled for 10 am today will now commence on Tuesday 7th April, 2015 as from 10am. The delay is regretted. |
Although divorces seem normal these days.... some are still plain weird and totally ridiculous. Below are the 10 most extreme divorce reasons in human history. 1. The Man who divorced his wife for being 'too shy' to consummate their marriage... after a year! . A Tainan court granted a man's request for divorce because his wife was "too shy" to consummate their marriage, after a year! The man surnamed Chen, a 38-year-old teacher from Tainan County was introduced to a woman surnamed Lin, 29, also a teacher, by. a matchmaker. After the couple dated for three months, they got married, but Lin refused to consummate the marriage. On the wedding night, Lin slept fully dressed and wrapped with a quilt. When Chen tried to sleep with her she pushed him away shouting: "You are ridiculous!", and returned to her mother's home the day next. Through the matchmaker's mediation, Lin signed a contract agreeing to consummate the marriage but only for the purpose of procreation, and demanded to sleep separately. However, she did not live up to the pledge, cause Chen filed for divorce. Lin contested the divorce, claiming that she refused to consummate the marriage on the wedding night because she was too tired and was ill. But the judge said it was strange for Lin to refuse to consummate the marriage for one year, so he granted the divorce and ruled that Lin must compensate Chen NT$300,000 for buying an apartment, giving Lin's family a dowry and losing face because she did not consummate the marriage. 2 The Woman who requested divorce because her husband tried to sneak one look at her face after 30 years of marriage. A Saudi woman asked for divorce in 2008 because her husband tried to sneak one look at her face after 30 years of marriage. A Saudi Arabian man lived with his wife for 30 years without setting eyes on her face. His 50-year- old wife followed the tradition of her native village near the south-western city of Khamis Mushayt and kept her features veiled at all times. One night the husband was overcome by curiosity and tried to lift his wife's veil as she slept to take a look at her face. It was an error he is unlikely to be given a chance to repeat for his outraged wife woke up during his sneak peek and decided to demand a divorce. The betrayed wife said her husband apologized and promised never to do it again, but she insisted she wanted a divorce. It may seem odd, but cases of Saudi husbands with wives forever shrouded in mystery are not uncommon. 3 The Woman who got divorced after her parrot started repeating "Divorce" and "Be Patient" In 2001, a Chinese woman launched divorce proceedings against her husband after the family's pet mynah bird reportedly spilled the beans on his marital indiscretions. According to the Xinmin Evening News, the woman first suspected something was amiss when the bird began repeating words apparently picked up from her husband's secret telephone calls to his lover after she returned from a month- long visit to her parents. She said words such as "divorce", "I love you", and "be patient" had become an increasingly frequent feature of the feathered telltale's idle twitterings. She took her case -- along with the bird -- to a local law office for consultation, hoping it would testify in court against her husband; lawyers however told her they were not optimistic that the bird's testimony would sway the court. The wife filed for divorce but, for some bizarre reason, evidence from a bird was apparently not admissible in Chinese courts. 4 The 81-year-old husband who got caught with his mistress after 60 years An 83-year-old German woman, divorced her 81-year-old husband after 60 years of marriage because he was caught having sex with his mistress at work. Georg Meister met his lover, 30 years younger, at work. The affair was exposed when they forgot to pull the curtains while having a 'quickie' in one of the centre's offices. His wife Ruth who was told about her husband's antics threw him out of their home and he moved in with his younger lover who lives just two doors down the road. The divorce court heard the couple had met over 60 years ago as Allied bombs fell on Bonn and have since raised three children together. 5 The Wife who divorced her man for cleaning too much . In April 2009, a German woman divorced her husband because she was “fed up” with him cleaning everything all the time. The wife got through 15 years of marriage putting up with the man’s penchant for doing household chores, tidying up and rearranging the furniture, but she ran out of patience when he knocked down and rebuilt a wall at their home when it got dirty. 6 The Husband who dumped his lady over lie about her age . A woman surnamed Luo, who lied about her age, was dumped by her husband after 10 years of marriage in Shanglin County, the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region. Luo, who was 30 when husband-to-be Cen asked her to marry him, told him she was just 24. In 2007, Cen filed for divorce after realizing he had been duped and the court granted his wish. 7 The Woman who demanded divorce because she just couldn't stand to have lunch with her mother-in-law . A Romanian woman demanded a divorce in 2005 because she couldn't stand having lunch with her mother-in-law every day. The 22- year-old woman had been married for only 10 months when she claimed her life turned into a nightmare because of her mother-in-law. Elena T. from Focsani, in Vrancea county, said to a judge that the presence of her mother-in- law at the most important meal of the day with her teasing remarks had ruined her marriage. The court asked Mrs. Elena to reconsider her demand, advising her to find a better reason if she wants to separate from her husband. 8 The Woman who divorced her husband after 50 years for feeding stray dogs A Romanian pensioner has filed for divorce after 50 years because she is fed up with her husband spending their entire pension on stray dogs. Eliza Barbu, 70, from Focsani, said her husband Mircea had begun giving scraps of food a few years ago to a pair of stray dogs. But he then started feeding a pack of more than 20 strays three times a day, leaving no food for them. She said she couldn’t accept the fact that we are starving every week while he would use his entire pension to feed the dogs that gather around their house. More and more dogs come every week. Romanian cities have had a huge problem with packs of feral dogs ever since the country's animal loving dictator Nicolae Ceausescu refused to allow the killing of strays. 9 The Wife who divorced her man for running to promote Beijing Olympics A man was divorced by his wife in 2008 for running across China to support the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Wang Yueting, 56, of Chuzhou city, Anhui province, sold his apartment to finance the run. He spent the money on a six-man support team and a van, on which he's had painted 'Support Beijing Olympics' in both English and Chinese. His wife promised to divorce him if he went ahead with the stunt, and so he did. According to him, he was just running to promote the Olympic spirit. 10 The Man who faced divorce after his penis extension broke during sex A man was divorced by his wife after his penis extension snapped off during sex. Doctors in Voronezh, southern Russia, had fitted the special prosthetic when Grigory Toporov, 47, told them he didn't measure up to his wife's expectations in the bedroom. But she was horrified when the extension broke off during a wild sex session. He told his wife he would get a new one but she said she was fed up with his failures in bed and asked for a divorce. |
Juderejoice: If ur girlfrnd cant be herself wen around u, i s that a relationshipoh yes, its a relationship....some things are just too gross...moreover,ladies shld be refined....some cultures even believe a lady shouldnt raise her voice...a lady doing any of d above (op) loses her feminism. |
Please Critisisms and comment would be appreciated....... Their WATER flows in our VEINS Now, they are thirsty!. Extract I had a life or so I'd thought- it's just difficult to place me; living or dead?! where I come from, when people die they stay dead, dead as in still bodies and rotten corpses. But where I am now, things are a bit different, terrors and horrors abound, I have seen men choke on their tonque and gorge out their eyes with glistening knives. When a supposed human prefers the tranquil moon to apollo's light, the world is at a cross road. Chapter 1 I heard the buzz of the phone, but not just the awful ring volume, I heard the creaks from my wooden bed, I heard the clangs from the church across the street ( the one Rev. Ron died in), I heard the regular tick of the red wall clock, I had won that off Kate this year february when we went camping, even the screech of brakes from the main road which was miles away. Either my hearing abilities were heightened or I was going gaga...and I stick with the latter. I tried getting up but I couldn't, though I had no visible injury but I was sure Adolf was instigating another war within the confines of my cranium. I rolled on the bed trying to grasp what happened, actually I knew what happened, what I needed to grasp was 'what was happening'. My hands went over my head, brushed my hair and went through my neck, the injury was still there with brick red residue of clot blood, off course it should be there, injuries don't disappear through the night. I hobbled to the chair afore my mirror, I stared at something that was supposed to be me. It was me actually but something wasn't right, it was like I was alive yesterday and dead today. How could a bite at the neck from one psychotic bastard cause this much change. If I had been a fan of Shawn's 'walking dead' I'l probably have known what was happening. I was dying! My drifting mind wandered to last night's bizzare incident. I had lay lazily on my preffered spot on my 3-seater blue sofa, a mug in hand, back to the sofa and legs on a stool. And I was enjoying my favorite show on cartoon network 'Tom and Jerry'. Complain if you want to, a part of me never left my childhood and I am probably the only man alive still fascinated by Tom and Jerry, Tele tubbies and Pinoshio at 25. I was having a nice time, actually I believed I was. Then I heard lucy bark. Could that be Kate?! You see, lucy is the world's 'docile-est' dog, nothing scares her, nothing starttles her either, she's indifferent to anything and to everything except Kate....or Katrinah as she preferred being called (pronounced Kat-tiri-nah, and getting that name right is still my bane). Lucy had been my pet dog two months since I arrived the States ( that's about three years now) and not once as she shown fear or anxiety except Kate was in a ten- meter range. The first time I noticed this was about two summers ago, Professor Wil had given us a project and we were stucked in the library. Fortunately or unfortunately, Mrs Haji (the librarian) practically chased us out of the library ( because she was going home or she was baby-sitting somewhere, can't really remember her excuse). So, we decided to move the project to my house, and you could try imagine my reaction when I saw my lazy lucy with her drooping ears scrammble off and run out of sight- and I should have known then! But I didn't. So, hearing lucy bark now, I knew Kate was at the door. I was 'this' close to the door when the door bell tickled, I opened the door and behold' standing before me was an angel on earth, she reminded me of Princess Annalina of the Vanhelsing movie. Katrinah Seally was a beautiful woman, she was infact too beautiful to be human. She had an oblong face, shapely aquiline nose, thin golden lips and large green eyeballs that seem to glow when she's overwhelmed. Her overflowing black hair was neatly packed behind her ears. She was adorned in a skippy white gown with little jewelry and no make up. "Come In". I said wanton lust evident in my voice "Hi Dave! The calmness of her voice almost lost in her smile. I just held my gaze as Kate took fews graceful steps towards me, I smiled, held her hands and led her in. "You are travelling tomorrow?!" "I think you know that" "Oh! I do, that's why I came, our last night together let's go have some fun". I don't know what I would have done or said, but she never gave me the chance to find out, she made a slint into my room and in a giffy was back with my shirt and pants. "Get dressed! We are going out". ( I know I should have rejected, maybe if I did my 'life' would have taken a different turn; or rather my 'death').but it wasn't my fault that I dressed up hurriedly, tell me, nobody says no to anything coming from those dainty lips. .................................2'be Contd |
I can transform ya- chris brown/lil wayne let her go- passenger Blackgloves- youngbuck pump it- blackeyedpeas frozen-madonna |
Actually, there is no good boi/gurl out there, we ar all victims of our individual circumstances. Chances are that if u ar faced wit exact same situations, u'l make the same decisions/mistakes i made. And that we do bad things does not make us bad people.....so, b4 u pass ur verdict on dat bros, or on that little miss, think twice..... Life does present some devil/deepsea situations.....lets say, there is a prettygirl, she loves her dad some much, her dad catches some kind of grave infection and doctors say he's got few days to live unless he's operated on nd it'l cost a million...whr'lshe get a million in 2 days?....so a rich man promised to give her d money but he wants to slp wit her.....if she slps nd endure d few minutes of trash her father wil live, won't she feel guity if she lets her father die? Wit both choises she has to battle her conscience becos whichever decision she made she'l regret. [nd dnt give dat movie stuff dat one samaritan wil come to her aid....shit like diz happen in real life].....sinceGod is the light by wc we see all tins, we shld pray nt to face dire situations,so we dont fall.....but we shldnt judge those dat faced such... IT COULD BE YOU |
Drogba the outstanding Ivorian made the comeback for his team. Now they are back in the game. A viewer ship of 120 000 and millions of spectators all over the world. It is UEFA champions league and its in the finals, Chelsea and long time european rivals Barcelona. Retired General Matt Burga, harden chelsea fan stood glued to his large screen plasma TV, you could almost mistake it for a projector. Matt Burga liked the company of His boys, thugs, murderers and ex convicts. He was never alone, after all such is expected from a mafia boss. Matt Burga was in the Nigerian Army for years, he did the nation proud on the surface but was indeed one of the cankers sucking the nation's sap. Those who know him fear him, those who haven't met him are undecided. A rather stout man, crooked face with the worst sinister smile ever, he had bulging eyes like they were going to drop from their sockets anytime, he had a very black skin you might want to ask him if he had once been in a fire. The truth is God sometimes gave people bodies that suites them- his was the evidence. He had zero tolerance for mercy and patience to him was an alien. In life you either kill or get killed because life is a war- he'd say always with that repulsive grin on his face. However, on this day he was smiling, not the sinister, cold, wicked smile. He was really smiling- the happy smile. That's my boy!! Matt shouted, an underlying triumph could be sensed in his tone-less scream. All eyes was on the black sleek, large plasma TV, but they weren't admiring the wonderful design. Those eyes were fixed on Ramirez, chelsea top player as he got accidental hold of the ball, he made a run for it. Yes! Yes!! You can do it!!! General Matt was on his chair but not the way you'll expect, he was standing on it screaming his head off. Ramirez had just a defender to pass and the goal keeper and that would as everyone knew it seal the victory for Chelsea. Ramires was having it good, now he has just valdes to scale---and he did. Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!! Screams everywhere, everyone one on their heels in anticipation for the winning goal. Ramires was by this time way past the goal keeper and was just about to tip the ball into the net when the unexpected happen. The TV went off, not just the TV, the AC, all the bulbs and everything electrically powered. Something was wrong with the source. The general went .....................Stay tuned |
The book of the CHRONICLES CHAPTER 1 1.And it came to pass in the twenty-seventh month of thereign of the King Jona that the Land was indeed troubledand the people cried out to the King saying 2.O king, may ye live forever. This day have we milk and honey in the Land and yet we still hunger 3.But the King Jona ignored the people of the Land and continued to drink from the golden Vessels of the palace and did eat of the fattlings ofthe cows which were in the Palace. 4.And it came to pass that those who teach the studentsof the Great schools of the Land cried unto the King Jonasaying. 5. Help us O ye king, for our schools are desolate and dilapaidated. The roofs did fall and the places wherein we conduct research are empty. 6. There is total darkness upon the Land and we cannotteach the people effectively. 7. And the Leaders of the teachers sent emmisaries unto the King Jona but the King paid no heed to their plea 8. And he instructed the praise singers to blow the harps and beat the drums to celebrate the great things which he doeth for the Land. 9.And it was so on the 5th day of the seventh month of the year that the Leaders of the Teachers of the Great schools said 10. Now therefore hath the King failed to give us straws and he said unto us Give me bricks that i may use to build my empire, how then does heexpect us to make the bricks. 11.And he who was appointedto speak on behalf of the teachers by name Nasire Fagga said ''in so much that the King Jona heareth not our cries, now therefore let us Lock the schools and teach not 12.That students may not receive lessons and that the great schools may be paralysed, perdventure, the King will heed our cries. 13.And when this was announced in the Land, the Students of the School made merry and were exceedingly happy for they thought an opportunity was given to them to relax not knowing that the downing of tools would take a long time. 14.And it was so that the teachers of the Lower schools also refused to worksaying,''Our schools crieth for help and there ariseth none to save her'' And in thiswise was the schools shut down. 15.And it was so that one of the Ministers of the Land whowas appointed to mediate in the crisis who was of the tribe of the riverine areas byname Nyelson Weki was full of wine and made merry. 16. And he travelled down to the southern part of the Landnear the city of the waters tocreate confusion in the Land where Ruler Amachi reigned. 17.And the people cried saying''see ye this day our Minister who should solve the problems of our schools gallivanting and constituting nuisance over the land'' 18.And the people were indeed sorrowful. |
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