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NYSCRe: OGUN, 16A Corpers Lets Meet Here by sylvaprince(m): 1:09pm On Apr 21, 2016
07053081054; 08121281878 Please, add up...
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by sylvaprince(m): 3:04pm On Apr 07, 2015
If you have paid and they haven't confirmed your payment just calm down...they still would. Moreover, there is still time, online registration and departmental/faculty screening is always on till matriculation.

OAU gives accommodation to about 90% of her fresh students, even when online application closes, you can complain at Division of student affairs, write down your name there and they still would allocate you to hostels.

So, panic less and enjoy the air. There is no cause for alarm...08165595493 in case you need more info or assurance.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by sylvaprince(m): 11:09am On Apr 04, 2015
The source is concrete
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by sylvaprince(m): 11:08am On Apr 04, 2015
Proff Yinka Adesina...Deputy dean student affairs OAU
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by sylvaprince(m): 11:02am On Apr 04, 2015
Due to some technical issues, the
accommodation exercise for newly admitted
students in OAU for 2014 /2015 Session
earlier scheduled for 10 am today will now
commence on Tuesday 7th April, 2015 as
from 10am. The delay is regretted.
Romance10 Divorce Stories You Won't Believe by sylvaprince(op): 11:29am On Feb 13, 2015
Although divorces seem normal these days.... some are still plain weird and totally ridiculous. Below are the 10 most extreme divorce reasons in human history.

1.

The Man who divorced his wife for being
'too shy' to consummate their
marriage... after a year!
. A Tainan court granted a man's request for
divorce because his wife was "too shy" to
consummate their marriage, after a year! The
man surnamed Chen, a 38-year-old teacher
from Tainan County was introduced to a
woman surnamed Lin, 29, also a teacher, by. a
matchmaker.
After the couple dated for three months, they
got married, but Lin refused to consummate
the marriage. On the wedding night, Lin slept
fully dressed and wrapped with a quilt. When
Chen tried to sleep with her she pushed him
away shouting: "You are ridiculous!", and
returned to her mother's home the day next.
Through the matchmaker's mediation, Lin
signed a contract agreeing to consummate
the marriage but only for the purpose of
procreation, and demanded to sleep
separately. However, she did not live up to the
pledge, cause Chen filed for divorce. Lin
contested the divorce, claiming that she
refused to consummate the marriage on the
wedding night because she was too tired and
was ill. But the judge said it was strange for
Lin to refuse to consummate the marriage for
one year, so he granted the divorce and ruled
that Lin must compensate Chen NT$300,000
for buying an apartment, giving Lin's family a
dowry and losing face because she did not
consummate the marriage.


2
The Woman who requested divorce
because her husband tried to sneak one
look at her face after 30 years of
marriage.
A Saudi woman asked for divorce in 2008
because her husband tried to sneak one look
at her face after 30 years of marriage. A Saudi
Arabian man lived with his wife for 30 years
without setting eyes on her face. His 50-year-
old wife followed the tradition of her native
village near the south-western city of Khamis
Mushayt and kept her features veiled at all
times.
One night the husband was overcome by
curiosity and tried to lift his wife's veil as she
slept to take a look at her face. It was an error
he is unlikely to be given a chance to repeat
for his outraged wife woke up during his
sneak peek and decided to demand a divorce.
The betrayed wife said her husband
apologized and promised never to do it again,
but she insisted she wanted a divorce. It may
seem odd, but cases of Saudi husbands with
wives forever shrouded in mystery are not
uncommon.


3
The Woman who got divorced after her
parrot started repeating "Divorce" and
"Be Patient"
In 2001, a Chinese woman launched divorce
proceedings against her husband after the
family's pet mynah bird reportedly spilled the
beans on his marital indiscretions. According
to the Xinmin Evening News, the woman first
suspected something was amiss when the
bird began repeating words apparently picked
up from her husband's secret telephone calls
to his lover after she returned from a month-
long visit to her parents. She said words such
as "divorce", "I love you", and "be patient" had
become an increasingly frequent feature of
the feathered telltale's idle twitterings.
She took her case -- along with the bird -- to a
local law office for consultation, hoping it
would testify in court against her husband;
lawyers however told her they were not
optimistic that the bird's testimony would
sway the court. The wife filed for divorce but,
for some bizarre reason, evidence from a bird
was apparently not admissible in Chinese
courts.


4
The 81-year-old husband who got caught
with his mistress after 60 years
An 83-year-old German woman, divorced her
81-year-old husband after 60 years of
marriage because he was caught having sex
with his mistress at work. Georg Meister met
his lover, 30 years younger, at work. The affair
was exposed when they forgot to pull the
curtains while having a 'quickie' in one of the
centre's offices. His wife Ruth who was told
about her husband's antics threw him out of
their home and he moved in with his younger
lover who lives just two doors down the road.
The divorce court heard the couple had met
over 60 years ago as Allied bombs fell on
Bonn and have since raised three children
together.

5
The Wife who divorced her man for
cleaning too much
. In April 2009, a German woman divorced her
husband because she was “fed up” with him
cleaning everything all the time. The wife got
through 15 years of marriage putting up with
the man’s penchant for doing household
chores, tidying up and rearranging the
furniture, but she ran out of patience when he
knocked down and rebuilt a wall at their
home when it got dirty.

6
The Husband who dumped his lady over
lie about her age
. A woman surnamed Luo, who lied about her
age, was dumped by her husband after 10
years of marriage in Shanglin County, the
Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region. Luo,
who was 30 when husband-to-be Cen asked
her to marry him, told him she was just 24. In
2007, Cen filed for divorce after realizing he
had been duped and the court granted his
wish.

7
The Woman who demanded divorce
because she just couldn't stand to have
lunch with her mother-in-law
. A Romanian woman demanded a divorce in
2005 because she couldn't stand having lunch
with her mother-in-law every day. The 22-
year-old woman had been married for only 10
months when she claimed her life turned into
a nightmare because of her mother-in-law.
Elena T. from Focsani, in Vrancea county, said
to a judge that the presence of her mother-in-
law at the most important meal of the day
with her teasing remarks had ruined her
marriage. The court asked Mrs. Elena to
reconsider her demand, advising her to find a
better reason if she wants to separate from
her husband.

8
The Woman who divorced her husband
after 50 years for feeding stray dogs
A Romanian pensioner has filed for divorce
after 50 years because she is fed up with her
husband spending their entire pension on
stray dogs. Eliza Barbu, 70, from Focsani, said
her husband Mircea had begun giving scraps
of food a few years ago to a pair of stray dogs.
But he then started feeding a pack of more
than 20 strays three times a day, leaving no
food for them. She said she couldn’t accept
the fact that we are starving every week while
he would use his entire pension to feed the
dogs that gather around their house. More
and more dogs come every week. Romanian
cities have had a huge problem with packs of
feral dogs ever since the country's animal
loving dictator Nicolae Ceausescu refused to
allow the killing of strays.

9
The Wife who divorced her man for
running to promote Beijing Olympics
A man was divorced by his wife in 2008 for
running across China to support the 2008
Beijing Olympics. Wang Yueting, 56, of
Chuzhou city, Anhui province, sold his
apartment to finance the run. He spent the
money on a six-man support team and a van,
on which he's had painted 'Support Beijing
Olympics' in both English and Chinese. His
wife promised to divorce him if he went ahead
with the stunt, and so he did. According to
him, he was just running to promote the
Olympic spirit.

10
The Man who faced divorce after his
penis extension broke during sex
A man was divorced by his wife after his penis
extension snapped off during sex. Doctors in
Voronezh, southern Russia, had fitted the
special prosthetic when Grigory Toporov, 47,
told them he didn't measure up to his wife's
expectations in the bedroom. But she was
horrified when the extension broke off during
a wild sex session. He told his wife he would
get a new one but she said she was fed up
with his failures in bed and asked for a
divorce.
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by sylvaprince(m): 3:38pm On Dec 31, 2013
Juderejoice: If ur girlfrnd cant be herself wen around u, i s that a relationshiphuh?
U put rules on what u want and what u dont want, ever asked her if she is comfortable with all your habitshuh
U say u dnt lyk gals dat r so artificial and fake bt with this kind of threads what xactly do u encoragehuhhuh
oh yes, its a relationship....some things are just too gross...moreover,ladies shld be refined....some cultures even believe a lady shouldnt raise her voice...a lady doing any of d above (op) loses her feminism.
LiteratureBitten Abroad By Sylvaprince by sylvaprince(op): 8:09am On Dec 24, 2013
Please Critisisms and comment would be appreciated.......


Their WATER flows in our VEINS
Now, they are thirsty!.

Extract
I had a life or so I'd thought- it's just difficult to place me; living or dead?! where I come from, when people die they stay dead, dead as in still bodies and rotten corpses. But where I am now, things are a bit different, terrors and horrors abound, I have seen men choke on their tonque and gorge out their eyes with glistening knives. When a supposed human prefers the tranquil moon to apollo's light, the world is at a cross road.


Chapter 1
I heard the buzz of the phone, but not just the awful ring volume, I heard the creaks from my wooden bed, I heard the clangs from the church across the street ( the one Rev. Ron died in), I heard the regular tick of the red wall clock, I had won that off Kate this year february when we went camping, even the screech of brakes from the main road which was miles away. Either my hearing abilities were heightened or I was going gaga...and I stick with the latter.
I tried getting up but I couldn't, though I had no visible injury but I was sure Adolf was instigating another war within the confines of my cranium. I rolled on the bed trying to grasp what happened, actually I knew what happened, what I needed to grasp was 'what was happening'. My hands went over my head, brushed my hair and went through my neck, the injury was still there with brick red residue of clot blood, off course it should be there, injuries don't disappear through the night.
I hobbled to the chair afore my mirror, I stared at something that was supposed to be me. It was me actually but something wasn't right, it was like I was alive yesterday and dead today. How could a bite at the neck from one psychotic bastard cause this much change. If I had been a fan of Shawn's 'walking dead' I'l probably have known what was happening. I was dying!
My drifting mind wandered to last night's bizzare incident. I had lay lazily on my preffered spot on my 3-seater blue sofa, a mug in hand, back to the sofa and legs on a stool. And I was enjoying my favorite show on cartoon network 'Tom and Jerry'. Complain if you want to, a part of me never left my childhood and I am probably the only man alive still fascinated by Tom and Jerry, Tele tubbies and Pinoshio at 25.
I was having a nice time, actually I believed I was. Then I heard lucy bark. Could that be Kate?!
You see, lucy is the world's 'docile-est' dog, nothing scares her, nothing starttles her either, she's indifferent to anything and to everything except Kate....or Katrinah as she preferred being called (pronounced Kat-tiri-nah, and getting that name right is still my bane).

Lucy had been my pet dog two months since I arrived the States ( that's about three years now) and not once as she shown fear or anxiety except Kate was in a ten- meter range. The first time I noticed this was about two summers ago, Professor Wil had given us a project and we were stucked in the library. Fortunately or unfortunately, Mrs Haji (the librarian) practically chased us out of the library ( because she was going home or she was baby-sitting somewhere, can't really remember her excuse). So, we decided to move the project to my house, and you could try imagine my reaction when I saw my lazy lucy with her drooping ears scrammble off and run out of sight- and I should have known then! But I didn't.
So, hearing lucy bark now, I knew Kate was at the door.
I was 'this' close to the door when the door bell tickled, I opened the door and behold' standing before me was an angel on earth, she reminded me of Princess Annalina of the Vanhelsing movie.
Katrinah Seally was a beautiful woman, she was infact too beautiful to be human. She had an oblong face, shapely aquiline nose, thin golden lips and large green eyeballs that seem to glow when she's overwhelmed. Her overflowing black hair was neatly packed behind her ears. She was adorned in a skippy white gown with little jewelry and no make up.
"Come In". I said wanton lust evident in my voice
"Hi Dave! The calmness of her voice almost lost in her smile.
I just held my gaze as Kate took fews graceful steps towards me, I smiled, held her hands and led her in.
"You are travelling tomorrow?!"
"I think you know that"
"Oh! I do, that's why I came, our last night together let's go have some fun".
I don't know what I would have done or said, but she never gave me the chance to find out, she made a slint into my room and in a giffy was back with my shirt and pants.
"Get dressed! We are going out".
( I know I should have rejected, maybe if I did my 'life' would have taken a different turn; or rather my 'death').but it wasn't my fault that I dressed up hurriedly, tell me, nobody says no to anything coming from those dainty lips.
.................................2'be Contd
Music/RadioRe: What Are The Songs You Never Get Tired Of?? by sylvaprince(m): 7:22am On Nov 16, 2013
I can transform ya- chris brown/lil wayne
let her go- passenger
Blackgloves- youngbuck
pump it- blackeyedpeas
frozen-madonna
EducationDoing Bad Stuffs Doesn't Make Us Bad People by sylvaprince(op): 8:05am On Nov 15, 2013
Actually, there is no good boi/gurl out there, we ar all victims of our individual circumstances. Chances are that if u ar faced wit exact same situations, u'l make the same decisions/mistakes i made. And that we do bad things does not make us bad people.....so, b4 u pass ur verdict on dat bros, or on that little miss, think twice.....
Life does present some devil/deepsea situations.....lets say, there is a prettygirl, she loves her dad some much, her dad catches some kind of grave infection and doctors say he's got few days to live unless he's operated on nd it'l cost a million...whr'lshe get a million in 2 days?....so a rich man promised to give her d money but he wants to slp wit her.....if she slps nd endure d few minutes of trash her father wil live, won't she feel guity if she lets her father die? Wit both choises she has to battle her conscience becos whichever decision she made she'l regret. [nd dnt give dat movie stuff dat one samaritan wil come to her aid....shit like diz happen in real life].....sinceGod is the light by wc we see all tins, we shld pray nt to face dire situations,so we dont fall.....but we shldnt judge those dat faced such... IT COULD BE YOU
LiteratureI Kill For A Reason - Damnation by sylvaprince(op): 11:35am On Sep 11, 2013
Drogba the outstanding Ivorian made the comeback for his team. Now they are back in the game. A viewer ship of 120 000 and millions of spectators all over the world. It is UEFA champions league and its in the finals, Chelsea and long time european rivals Barcelona.
Retired General Matt Burga, harden chelsea fan stood glued to his large screen plasma TV, you could almost mistake it for a projector.
Matt Burga liked the company of His boys, thugs, murderers and ex convicts. He was never alone, after all such is expected from a mafia boss. Matt Burga was in the Nigerian Army for years, he did the nation proud on the surface but was indeed one of the cankers sucking the nation's sap. Those who know him fear him, those who haven't met him are undecided. A rather stout man, crooked face with the worst sinister smile ever, he had bulging eyes like they were going to drop from their sockets anytime, he had a very black skin you might want to ask him if he had once been in a fire. The truth is God sometimes gave people bodies that suites them- his was the evidence. He had zero tolerance for mercy and patience to him was an alien.
In life you either kill or get killed because life is a war- he'd say always with that repulsive grin on his face.
However, on this day he was smiling, not the sinister, cold, wicked smile. He was really smiling- the happy smile.
That's my boy!! Matt shouted, an underlying triumph could be sensed in his tone-less scream.
All eyes was on the black sleek, large plasma TV, but they weren't admiring the wonderful design. Those eyes were fixed on Ramirez, chelsea top player as he got accidental hold of the ball, he made a run for it.
Yes! Yes!! You can do it!!!
General Matt was on his chair but not the way you'll expect, he was standing on it screaming his head off.
Ramirez had just a defender to pass and the goal keeper and that would as everyone knew it seal the victory for Chelsea. Ramires was having it good, now he has just valdes to scale---and he did.
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!
Screams everywhere, everyone one on their heels in anticipation for the winning goal.
Ramires was by this time way past the goal keeper and was just about to tip the ball into the net when the unexpected happen.
The TV went off, not just the TV, the AC, all the bulbs and everything electrically powered. Something was wrong with the source.
The general went .....................Stay tuned
EducationASUU Bible by sylvaprince(op): 2:12pm On Aug 22, 2013
The book of the CHRONICLES
CHAPTER 1
1.And it came to pass in the twenty-seventh month of thereign of the King Jona that the Land was indeed troubledand the people cried out to the King saying
2.O king, may ye live forever. This day have we milk and honey in the Land and yet we still hunger
3.But the King Jona ignored the people of the Land and continued to drink from the golden Vessels of the palace and did eat of the fattlings ofthe cows which were in the Palace.
4.And it came to pass that those who teach the studentsof the Great schools of the Land cried unto the King Jonasaying.
5. Help us O ye king, for our schools are desolate and dilapaidated. The roofs did fall and the places wherein we conduct research are empty.
6. There is total darkness upon the Land and we cannotteach the people effectively.
7. And the Leaders of the teachers sent emmisaries unto the King Jona but the King paid no heed to their plea
8. And he instructed the praise singers to blow the harps and beat the drums to celebrate the great things which he doeth for the Land.
9.And it was so on the 5th day of the seventh month of the year that the Leaders of the Teachers of the Great schools said
10. Now therefore hath the King failed to give us straws and he said unto us Give me bricks that i may use to build my empire, how then does heexpect us to make the bricks.
11.And he who was appointedto speak on behalf of the teachers by name Nasire Fagga said ''in so much that the King Jona heareth not our cries, now therefore let us Lock the schools and teach not
12.That students may not receive lessons and that the great schools may be paralysed, perdventure, the King will heed our cries.
13.And when this was announced in the Land, the Students of the School made merry and were exceedingly happy for they thought an opportunity was given to them to relax not knowing that the downing of tools would take a long time.
14.And it was so that the teachers of the Lower schools also refused to worksaying,''Our schools crieth for help and there ariseth none to save her'' And in thiswise was the schools shut down.
15.And it was so that one of the Ministers of the Land whowas appointed to mediate in the crisis who was of the tribe of the riverine areas byname Nyelson Weki was full of wine and made merry.
16. And he travelled down to the southern part of the Landnear the city of the waters tocreate confusion in the Land where Ruler Amachi reigned.
17.And the people cried saying''see ye this day our Minister who should solve the problems of our schools gallivanting and constituting nuisance over the land''
18.And the people were indeed sorrowful.
Christianity EtcYou Don't Believe In Ghosts? Read This And Change Your Mind by sylvaprince(op): 7:21am On Jul 09, 2013
This is definitely not a hoax, so the next time you argue against ghosts.....THINK TWICE

Check out this link


http://forum.santabanta.com/showthread.htm?309089-Top-10-strange-occurrences-in-the-world
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Teaches Two-legged Pig To Walk by sylvaprince(m): 8:39pm On Feb 28, 2013
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