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WHAT ARE UP MAN!

I HAVE A MISSED ALL OF YOU GUYS

e be like sey we reach Ota farm go visit one very significant-looking monkey


have u ever been there?

I thank God for everything. I thank God for making me know him and respect him above all things

I have a Panter and I've caught it watching a show in my sitting room with a remote in its paws


WWYD if you woke up one morning in rags and was told that you were mad for a whole year?

NANNY

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, the nite I caught you with a tree trunk in your butt





Wwtlt did you have a good dance?

no, I need a door



When last did you shave?

EH!!!!! This na serious matter Oh!

Where did Johnny go to after the bash last nite?

Dustbin face!

It is tey I come here. Me is wondering wetin is happen here wey i commot. Abeg nack me serious gist. Me is a very interested in this kind gist.

Ehen! Tommy-ex. What do you no mean? I dose not like such comment. I am a vex. I am a really vex. If you want to toasted me, do am well well. It is like this that man is toasted woman in your village? Be really careful oh!

Piece to everysomebody in the house!!!!!!

WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER "A 4 A"

WHY CAN'T SOMEONE STOP THIS GAME?

DATE (sharp sharp)

LIL' KIM?

cromoton

mine is arifutarukika

Dosen't it sound nice?

I know where O. B. Laden is and what he is planning, it is a secret and not even the CIA can get it out of me



JUST JOKING _{(abeg no go report me oh!)}

This is me first time to come here. I wented to the other game upstairs and catch so much fun.

I HATE LIARS  

Never heard of THE JUNIOR CLASS but I guess it's a disease



WHY ARE MEN IN THIS WORLD

Never heard of THE JUNIOR CLASS but I guess it's a disease



WHY ARE MEN IN THIS WORLD

YHELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Yes

(Sometimes)






Do you think I am a living being?

yappy buffday!!!!!!!

PLEASE I NEED A SELF-CONTAINED APARTMENT IN OWERRI.

ANYONE WHO CAN HELP ME GET ONE SHOULD PLEASE SEND A REPLY TO THIS THREAD.

IT'S AN URGENT PLEA.

@ ozyisaac

My status is -ive. I've checked it and if I ever have the virus (GOD FORBID IT though), I won't want people to run away from me. I know people who are carriers of this virus and I'm still friends with all of them. I don't run away from carriers. I'm just very careful around them. Obiviously i won't share a razor or needle e.t.c with them.

Ozy, I might be nice to them but I CAN"T DATE A CARRIER. "I'm not Dumb". I know the consequences.

Do take care of you and be careful.

Ciao

i don't care what the story is but I PROMISE TO ALWAYS HATE THE PERSON especially if he knew his status  

NO HATING BUT "NO"

THEREZ NO HOW I'LL SEE A FIRE AND JUMP INTO IT

:DCONGRATS. I'M SO THRILLED FOR YOU.

SEND MY REGARDS TO WIFEY.

IN 2005, MY BEST FRIEND LOST HER PARENTS. IT WAS A TERRIBLE TIME FOR HER. SHE TOT THAT THAT WAS ALL SHE HAD TO BEAR UNTIL HER ELDER/ONLY BROTHER/SECOND BORN CHANGED. HE STARTED YELLING AT HER ELDEST SISTER(WHO IS THE FIRST BORN) BECAUSE OF HER LATE MOM'S GRATUITY *CASH*. THIS LEAD TO SERIOUS FRICTION AMONG HER SIBLINGS. THEY TRIED TO SETTLE THINGS UNTIL THE WHOLE THING GOT OUT OF HAND ON THE 2ND OF JANUARY 2006.

NOTE THAT:
(HER MOTHER DIED BEFORE HER DAD. AFTER THE MOM DIED, HER BROTHER ASKED FOR HIS MOM'S GRATUITY WHICH WASN'T GIVEN TO HIM BECAUSE OF HIS RECKLESS SPENDING AND STUBBORNESS. HE THREATENED HIS DAD AND ELDER SISTER/1ST BORN FOR THE MONEY BUT STILL THEY DID NOT GIVE IT TO HIM. HIS DAD DIED A MONTH AFTER THE MOM DIED AND SO THE VERNOM WAS TRANSFERRED TO THE ELDEST GIRL. HE DECIDED TO SELL SOME OF HIS MOM/DAD'S PROPERTY FOR HIS PERSONAL NEEDS. HE WAS LEFT TO ENJOY THE BENEFITS BECAUSE HE HAD THE RIGHT TO IT AS THE ONLY SON IN THE FAMILY ACCORDING TO THE IGBO TRADITION).

ON THAT FATEFUL NIGHT(2ND OF JANUARY), SHE(MY BEST FRIEND) AND TWO OTHER SISTERS OF HERS WERE BEATEN UP BY HER BROTHER. IT LEAD TO A SERIOUS QUARREL BETWEEN HER SIBLINGS. THEY ALL SCATTERED AND SOME OF THEM LEFT THE HOUSE. THOSE THAT STAYED BACK HAD IT HOT WITH HER BROTHER. HE HARASSED THEM VERBALLY AND EVEN THREATENED TO BAET THEM UP AGAIN. OBVIOUSLY, MY BEST FRIEND FLED.(THIS BEATING MADE SOME OF THEM ILL AND DISABLED FOR SOME DAYS).

TWO MONTHS LATER, THE PRODIGAL SISTERS CAME BACK(MY BEST FRIEND AND HER ELDER SISTER).

EIGHT WEEKS AFTER THEY CAME BACK, THINGS WENT BACK TO NORMAL. HER BROTHER BECAME A SWEET PERSON AND BEGGED FOR FORGIVENESS WHICH WAS GRANTED. HE RETURNED TO HIS REGULAR LIFE AS A GOOD BROTHER.


SOME MONTHS LATER, THE FRICTION STARTED AGAIN. BY THIS TIME THE THIRD DAUGHTER LEFT THEIR HOME TO BECOME INDEPENDENT IN ANOTHER STATE IN NIGERIA. THOSE LEFT AT HOME WERE MY BEST FRIEND, HER ELDER BROTHER, HER IMMEDIATE ELDER SISTER AND HER YOUNGER SISTER OF JUST 3.

THE FRICTION CONTINUED WITHALOT OF CHANGES IN HER BROTHER. HE DEMANDED FOR HIS OWN SHARE OF THE GRATUITY *CASH* WHICH WAS GIVEN TO HIM. HE USED IT IN GETTING HIMSELF A CAR. BUT GREED DID NOT LET HIM GET SATISFIED. HE STILL DEMANDED THAT HE HELD THE REMAINING MONEY : REASON;HE WAS THE FIRST SON AND HIS ELDER SISTER WHO WAS ALREADY MARRIED HAD NO RIGHT KEEPING THE FAMILY MONEY. BUT THEY ALL KNEW THE TRUTH. IF THE MONEY WAS GIVEN TO HIM, HE'LL SPEND IT ALL FORGETTING THAT HIS KID SISTERS WERE ORPHANS THAT NEEDED TO BE CARED FOR. THIS MONEY WAS ALREADY KEPT IN A SAFE PLACE, WHICH IS THE BANK. HIS ELDER SISTER HAD ALREADY FIXED IT AND THE INTEREST WAS USED FOR THE FAMILY UPKEEP.

"POOR BROTHER" WAS ANGRY, SO THE FRICTION CONTINUED. HE FINALLY SHATTERED THE JOY IN THEIR HOME WHEN HE BEAT UP ONE OF HIS SISTER IN MAY THIS YEAR. SHE WAS IN A BAD SHAPE WHEN SHE WAS RESCUED BY NEIGHBOURS IN THEIR FAMILY HOUSE. HE WAS STILL BEATING HER WHEN THE NEIGHBOURS BARGED IN AND INTERVENED. IT WAS A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE. SHE WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR "THREE DAYS". MY BEST FRINED AND HER SISTER LEFT THEIR HOME AND HAVEN'T RETURNED SINCE THEN.



IF YOU WERE IN HER SHOES WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

PLEASE GIVE HONEST REPLIES SO THAT I CAN ADVICE HER. SHE IS SQUATTING WITH DIFFERENT FRIENDS PRESENTLY. THINGS ARE VERY DIFFICULT FOR HER AND HER SIBLINGS. SHE ALSO AFRAID TO GO BACK HOME.

, BYE,