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Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 15th January 2024 by Tabletuner(m): 6:42pm On Jan 15
Revolva:
Guinea is a gonner

We all can see how they are gonningΒ β€˜β€™

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Travel / Re: Likely getting deported by Tabletuner(m): 2:16am On Jan 14
You should get a good lawyer since you said it wasn’t intentional.
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Single Mother by Tabletuner(m): 8:16pm On Jan 13
Nicepoker:
Don't sleep with her o. Her kind gets pregnant by just kissing.

Dey play! Just dey play!!!
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Single Mother by Tabletuner(m): 8:11pm On Jan 13
Hungerbadoo:
I met this lady two months ago in a pos shop and we became friends, one thing lead to another and we started dating. Today she promised to come visiting and i made arrangements only for her to turn up in my house with a battallion. As in two young boys and a baby girl. I asked who they are and you won't believe they are her kids. She never told me she was previously married. I left them to pick my my dress from the laundry guy close to my house and on my return this lady already bath her kids and prepared lunch for them with a take away in my own flask. I didn't say anything but deep down i know the relationship is over. Who does that?

A woman who is already pregnant for you? DEY PLAY!

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa And Davido Unfollow Each Other On IG Amid Feud With Tiwa Savage by Tabletuner(m): 7:26pm On Jan 10
AdamsMosesOma:
Media personality, Toke Makinwa has clearly chosen a side amid the ongoing feud between Afrobeat superstars, Davido and Tiwa Savage.

A cursory glance at both of the actress and Davido’s Instagram pages shows that they have unfollowed one another.

So you found out how ?
Religion / Re: Pastor Evelyn Joshua's Ground Breaking Crusade In Kenya(pics) by Tabletuner(m): 5:10pm On Jan 10
YourMrBoo:


You need deliverance
Go and meet him for it

You still dey play…

Continue!
Religion / Re: Pastor Evelyn Joshua's Ground Breaking Crusade In Kenya(pics) by Tabletuner(m): 4:57pm On Jan 10
YourMrBoo:


U well so

So for your mind he is alive

Go take more colos lipsrsealed

Just dey play…
Religion / Re: Pastor Evelyn Joshua's Ground Breaking Crusade In Kenya(pics) by Tabletuner(m): 4:48pm On Jan 10
YourMrBoo:
So they now leave synagogue to go to other countries for crusades

How has the mighty fallen due to an irresponsible man who was suspected to have committed suicide upon hearing a documentation of wrong doings and atrocities he has committed in God's name.

So for your mind he is truly dead ?

Dey play, just dey play.
Education / Re: The Face Of Scammers On Nairaland by Tabletuner(m): 8:21am On Jan 07
Transacting business online is good, πŸ‘ but to avoid people being scammed like the OP is alleging, there has to be a better way to get it done on Nairaland.

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Family / Re: At What Age Should A Father Stop Bathing His Daughter? by Tabletuner(m): 12:23pm On Jan 05
We4all:


In my opinion, a 6 year old girl is old enough to bath herself. All you need to do is teach her basic hygiene and that's all.

Best answer

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Person That Can Ran Errand Every Now And Then In Abuja. by Tabletuner(m): 9:13am On Dec 31, 2023
notttty:
sorry I don't do that. If he is sure and legit he shouldn't have any problem with what I said. Whatever u said is just your opinion and I expect he will be smarter to know it's just an opinion

Yes, it's a personal opinion as you said but I didn't want us to give him a scope that he was about to be busted.

As you like man!
Health / Re: Weeks After Lamenting His Inability To See A Doctor, Canada-based Nigerian Dies by Tabletuner(m): 7:29am On Dec 31, 2023
EKONGKING:
I laugh at the stupid sensational headline .

He only lamented at time taken to see the doctor which is 8 hours .

and finally , if u get GASTRIC CANCER ,YOU WILL DIE IN A FEW MONTHS .
Even if u are President BIDEN,TRUMP OR PUTIN ,if u get Gastric or pancreatic cancer ,you will die within 6 months .

But he didn't die within the period you mentioned.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Person That Can Ran Errand Every Now And Then In Abuja. by Tabletuner(m): 7:14am On Dec 31, 2023
notttty:
smarter than I look. Let's give this guy a chance. Make him make contact first tell me what's about.….. This one is na small thing to handle.

Please could you edit your post and remove what I have removed before the OP changes their mind?
Travel / Re: Beware Of Phone Browsing History When Traveling by Tabletuner(m): 1:34pm On Dec 28, 2023
Tetraozonaitera:


Nice bro. You are right but it doesn't stop at living right. My guy doesn't smoke or drink. Not into Yahoo.
He is just an artist who loves his craft.
A sadist immigration could have just deported him at the mere seeing AK/47 search on Google.

His living right was searching google for a right cause hence he was let go.
Travel / Re: Beware Of Phone Browsing History When Traveling by Tabletuner(m): 1:26pm On Dec 28, 2023
Just live right off and online because they will definitely find whatever they want to find if they mean you.

LIVE RIGHT!

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Romance / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth by Tabletuner(m): 5:00pm On Dec 27, 2023
jumokeadele:
i've read this story before , what's going on here

I thought I was the only one…
Travel / β€œ Home Office Rows Back On Salary Threshold For Family Visa” by Tabletuner(m): 2:51am On Dec 25, 2023
By Callum May, Chas Geiger & Paul Seddon
BBC News

The Home Office has rowed back on plans to hike the salary needed to bring family members to the UK to Β£38,700 next spring.
The increase - from the current level of Β£18,600 - was announced earlier this month as part of a plan to lower legal migration.
But the new threshold will initially be set at Β£29,000, with further increases at unspecified dates thereafter.
Labour said the change showed "Tory government chaos".
Shadow home secretary Yvette Cooper said ministers had failed to consult properly on the new threshold, adding: "it's no surprise they are now rowing back in a rush".
Ministers had been facing pressure over the issue in recent weeks, amid warnings the new visa rules would keep families apart.
The BBC also understands there were concerns that changing them all at once could leave the government more vulnerable to legal challenges.
The government unveiled a package of measures to lower legal migration earlier this month, after figures showed it hit record levels last year.
Official estimates show net migration - the difference between the number of people coming to and leaving the UK - rose to 745,000 in 2022.
Home Secretary James Cleverly said that, from next spring, most foreign workers would need to earn at least Β£38,700 to qualify for a UK skilled worker visa.
He added this same threshold would apply to the visa route that British or Irish citizens, or those settled in the UK, can use to bring their family members to the UK.
However, Home Office minister Lord Sharpe of Epsom confirmed the change of plan in answer to a parliamentary question.
He said the threshold would now rise to Β£29,000 in the spring, before then rising "in incremental stages" to give "predictability".
The plan, he added, was for it to rise eventually to Β£34,500 and then Β£38,700 - but no dates were given.
In a letter to MPs on Thursday, legal migration minister Tom Pursglove said the changes would be implemented in a "stepped fashion throughout early 2024".
"We believe that this strikes the right balance between the immediate need to start reducing net migration and giving those affected adequate time to prepare for upcoming changes," he added.
'Unworkable'
The Home Office has also confirmed that the anyone who wants to renew a family visa will be able to, without having to meet the new earnings threshold.
A government factsheet said those who already had a family visa within the five-year partner route, or who applied before the minimum income threshold was raised, would continue to have their applications assessed against the current income level.
Official statistics show that 82,395 family-related visas were issued in the year to September - 79% to partners, 13% to children and 8% to other relatives.
A policy document said the new Β£29,000 threshold could contribute a "low tens of thousands" cut towards the government's overall target of reducing legal migration by 300,000 this year.
Madeleine Sumption, director of the University of Oxford-based Migration Observatory, said Β£29,000 was still "quite restrictive" compared to levels in other European countries.
Conservative MP Jonathan Gullis said the initial legislation had been "tough and necessary" because "legal migration to the UK is too high and unsustainable". Posting on X (formerly Twitter), he said he found the rollback "deeply disappointing".
Another Tory MP Sir John Hayes, an ally of former Home Secretary Suella Braverman, told BBC Radio 4's Today programme: "If we're going to Β£38,700, which seems to be very sensible, then that needs to be done with speed so that people know where they stand."
The Liberal Democrats said the planned Β£38,700 threshold was "unworkable".
Home affairs spokesman Alistair Carmichael added: "This was yet another half-thought through idea to placate the hardliners on their own back benches.
"James Cleverly needs to put down the spade and stop digging. Decisions like this should be made by experts and politicians working together.
"He should also publish the advice from the Treasury and OBR (Office for Budget Responsibility) about the impact that his package of changes will have on the economy".
Unison and the National Care Forum have written to the Health and Social Care Secretary Victoria Atkins, urging the government to do away with the increase altogether.
The letter said many migrants were expressing regret about moving the the UK and planning to relocate elsewhere, adding "The social care sector simply couldn't function without overseas staff."
Reunite Families UK, a campaign group on UK visa rules that threatened legal action against the government over the salary limit, said the new Β£29,000 threshold was still "very high for most families".
The group said the government's decision to raise the threshold gradually was "baffling", adding: "The process is already complicated enough without this too."
The minimum income threshold relates to skilled workers, but not health or care workers.
When applying for an initial visa from outside the UK, only the sponsor's income is counted towards the threshold. For extensions and permanent residence, partners will have to have a combined income of Β£29,000.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-67794032
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Fails To Recognise Xmas by Tabletuner(m): 1:45pm On Dec 24, 2023
Officer4:
Tinubu is a chattered accountant.
He is helping you manage your money.
Most people waste all their December Salary between December 25th and January 1st.

He is helping us to control our wasteful spending, so that January won't seem a very long month.

Are you serious πŸ˜’ ?
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeat Otto Wallins by Tabletuner(m): 4:18am On Dec 24, 2023
Congrats AJ
Politics / Re: EFCC Deletes Controversial Social Media Post On Ex-minister, Diezani by Tabletuner(m): 7:23pm On Dec 23, 2023
Really?

Was it that the post was made by mistake or something?

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Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife And DNA Saga by Tabletuner(m): 12:21pm On Dec 21, 2023
UptownVibes:
Are laws obeyed in Nigeria in the first place? Laws are for the poor in Nigeria

Ehennnn.
Laws are for the poor in Nigeria?

Na wa oooo!!!
Health / Re: NAFDAC Uncovers Factories In Aba Where Fake Wines And Fizzy Drinks Are Produced. by Tabletuner(m): 10:05am On Dec 21, 2023
godoluwa:


Nairaland was shut down for 3dyas due to abuse

Theres need to get rid of anybody who's found of instigating violence on this forum irrespective of tribe, religion, political class, etc


Spot on. And we the users of this site MUST ensure that happens by reporting them .

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Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife And DNA Saga by Tabletuner(m): 9:57am On Dec 21, 2023
A DNA test is legal in Nigeria right?

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Health / Re: NAFDAC Uncovers Factories In Aba Where Fake Wines And Fizzy Drinks Are Produced. by Tabletuner(m): 9:53am On Dec 21, 2023
godoluwa:


cc Seun

Monitor the activities of this account, this is among those causing issues on nairaland
Can you imagine?.
Health / Re: NAFDAC Uncovers Factories In Aba Where Fake Wines And Fizzy Drinks Are Produced. by Tabletuner(m): 9:52am On Dec 21, 2023
kestolove95:
Considering wia it happen.. Am not surprise

You people have started again.

NL was down for 3 days…

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Religion / Re: Trending Video Of A Catholic Priest's One Leg Dance by Tabletuner(m): 8:28am On Dec 17, 2023

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help! My Marriage Of Three Months About To Collapse. by Tabletuner(m): 4:34pm On Dec 13, 2023
IamAsiri:


Your wife is just frustrated. She definitely doesn't mean what she is saying. This economy can do that for anyone. All will be well. Have you tried online tutorship since you teach mathematics?

I think you should look into this
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Visits Lagos Communities, Splashes ₦100M On Inner-City Kids (Video) by Tabletuner(m): 10:32am On Dec 12, 2023
Beremx:
Throwing money in the air for people to scramble for it, is that how he intends to share 100million naira? Well it's his money sha. angry


Abi ooo
Politics / Re: Corrupt Nigerian Cops Caught On Tape Asking For Money From Foreign Female Biker by Tabletuner(m): 8:57am On Dec 08, 2023
dapadawee:

Thank you my bro/sis those have not done anything strange to naija culture. the same way you beg davido or any artist money online. this is not bribery case it is begging though undignified character but the truth is that they have not done anything that calls for all this buzz

Abi ooooo
Politics / Re: Corrupt Nigerian Cops Caught On Tape Asking For Money From Foreign Female Biker by Tabletuner(m): 8:55am On Dec 08, 2023
Bfly:
They were not really asking for bribe because they had not accused her of any crime so to say. They are simply hopeless opportunistic beggars.

And I don’t think it’s a crime to ask someone for money or is it ?
Politics / Re: Corrupt Nigerian Cops Caught On Tape Asking For Money From Foreign Female Biker by Tabletuner(m): 8:53am On Dec 08, 2023
royalfly:
Na beg them beg them nor force her naa. Abeg everywhere hard

Thank you so much for this comment. Meanwhile they seemed to be joking about it…

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