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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Digital CERPAC Application Process by Tabletuner(m): 2:03pm On Jul 16, 2025
summarised:
Nigeria Immigration Service launches digital CERPAC portal, ending physical forms by August 1, 2025, to improve efficiency and transparency.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: FIFA Club World Cup Final At (3 - 0) On 13th July 2025 by Tabletuner(m): 9:30pm On Jul 13, 2025
GanagiBitrus:
3-0

See Chelsea o!
Even me shock
Christianity Etc › Re: 4 Nigerian Pastors Whose Marriages Crashed by Tabletuner(m): 9:03am On Jul 13, 2025
Emzedz:
Yes daddy.. but why bringing this up on a Sunday morning.. all these anti people.
I just asked the same question before seeing your comment. These people are not just enemies of the Church but mischievous 😉
Christianity Etc › Re: 4 Nigerian Pastors Whose Marriages Crashed by Tabletuner(m): 9:00am On Jul 13, 2025
So what is the essence of bringing this up again on a Sunday morning when people should be in Church having fellowship with other brethren?

You are mischievous 😉 to say the least.

Hiss!
Sports › Re: Throwback Photo Of Ronaldo and Kanu Nwankwo by Tabletuner(m): 8:39pm On Jul 10, 2025
Ebenezer2021:
The real Ronaldo

26 more characters needed for thunder to fire sēun


Wow you are soooooooooooooooo funny at the bolded. You almost made me sound stupid to the person that I am on the phone with.
Travel › Re: UAE Slams Fresh Visa Conditions On Nigerians, Bans Transit Visa by Tabletuner(m): 10:53am On Jul 09, 2025
Okus114:
Aaaah!
What a time to be a Nigerian!
Only God knows what the next 2 years has in store for us!
You can say that again.
It's crazy what Nigerians have to go through on a daily basis just for being Nigeria but God will save.[b][/b]
Politics › Re: Tinubu Arrives Saint Lucia For State Visit (Photos) by Tabletuner(m): 1:37pm On Jun 29, 2025
Happy holidays in Saint Lucia.......
It's a GREAT time to be Nigerians.
Enjoy yourselves guys.

Wow! @BigDawsNet we wrote almost the same thing at the same time.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles: Top 7 Most Decorated Nigerian Players Of All Time by Tabletuner(m): 7:28am On Jun 24, 2025
Coder2Client:
How many trophies did kanu win while he was in AssNAL?
Come are you not a very wickeED person @ the bolded?
Health › Re: Did You Know Aging Doesn’t Happen Gradually — It Comes In Waves? by Tabletuner(m): 1:19pm On Jun 13, 2025
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Sharpsharp00123:
We learn everyday


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LOL everybody is trying sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to meet up with the 40 words rule
Politics › Re: "What I'll Do To Those Who Insult Me" - Tinubu Reveals In Democracy Day Speech by Tabletuner(m): 10:01am On Jun 13, 2025
Olachase:
Since we can't express ourselves again with a short sentences, now we have to write in 40 words like someone writing essay

This is for the mod ........................................
...........................................................................

😏😏😏😏😏
Na sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Celebrities › Re: Khaby Lame Deported From The US After Overstaying His Visa by Tabletuner(m): 1:07pm On Jun 12, 2025
KennethOkonkwo:
1.He never graduate



2.Its to curb those people that book pages


But what is wrong in booking space?
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................This line is called "EXTRAL"
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Exchange Pleasantries With Pope Leo XIV (Photos) by Tabletuner(m): 2:13pm On May 18, 2025
whatmoreng:
Lol. See as our Tinubu resemble like better person
You no well wa lai
Education › Re: This Unity School Cut-off Mark Will Shock You by Tabletuner(m): 8:55am On May 16, 2025
No wonder the Ibo are most intelligent in Nigeria
Crime › Re: Bandits Feeding Kidnapped Babies To Dogs, Zamfara Rep, Aminu Jaji Alleges by Tabletuner(m): 1:02pm On May 15, 2025
This is crazy!
Education › Re: Budget Breakdown: How Nigerians Spend ₦100,000 Monthly by Tabletuner(m): 10:52pm On May 13, 2025
eBARCSMFB:
In today’s Nigeria, managing ₦100,000 for a whole month is no small feat. With inflation, rising fuel prices, electricity tariffs, and the ever-changing economy, this amount is barely enough for survival in many urban areas. Yet, for many Nigerians, especially entry-level workers, small business owners, and students, ₦100k is what they have to work with monthly.

So how exactly do people stretch ₦100,000 to meet their basic needs? Here’s a typical breakdown of how an average Nigerian might allocate their funds:

1. Rent — ₦25,000

Rent is usually the biggest monthly burden. If you’re not in Lagos or Abuja, you might find a self-contained apartment or one-room flat for ₦20k–₦30k monthly. For those in cities like Ibadan, Akure, or Enugu, shared spaces or more affordable buildings offer relief. In major cities, this amount might only cover a room in a face-me-I-face-you setup or a contribution towards shared rent.

Some even pay annual rent in bulk but mentally “deduct” the equivalent monthly amount when budgeting.

2. Feeding — ₦30,000

Food is a basic necessity, and ₦30k often covers staple foods like rice, garri, yam, beans, spaghetti, palm oil, and seasoning. For many, eating out is a luxury; most meals are cooked at home to cut costs. A simple breakfast of bread and tea, lunch of rice or swallow, and light dinner is the norm.

Protein (meat, fish, or eggs) is used sparingly, and families get creative with recipes to manage within budget.

3. Transportation — ₦10,000

Getting to work, school, or the market every day is a cost many can’t avoid. With high fuel prices, public transport fares have skyrocketed. Daily commuting in cities like Lagos or Port Harcourt could cost ₦300–₦700. A person spending ₦500 a day on transport could hit ₦10k in just 20 days.

Some cut down costs by trekking short distances or carpooling with neighbors.

4. Data & Airtime — ₦6,000

Life is online now — jobs, communication, news, entertainment. ₦5k–₦6k goes to mobile data and airtime. People opt for midnight browsing plans, small data bundles, or free Wi-Fi (if they’re lucky) to stay connected without overspending.

Even those not active on social media still need data for WhatsApp, mobile banking, and job hunting.

5. Electricity & Utilities — ₦5,000

Electricity isn’t stable, and most households mix NEPA power with generator use. Paying electricity bills, buying petrol or diesel for generators, and paying for water supply or sanitation eats into the budget. ₦5k barely covers it in many areas, especially with recent tariff hikes.

6. Miscellaneous / Emergency — ₦10,000

This is the cushion for unexpected expenses — buying drugs when someone falls sick, giving church offering, replacing a broken charger, or sending small money to family. Sometimes this portion disappears within the first week of the month.

People also dip into this for little indulgences like suya, snacks, or data top-ups.

So, is ₦100,000 Enough?

Truthfully, it’s not. For many Nigerians, ₦100k barely covers basic survival. There’s little to nothing left for savings, investment, or personal growth. The cost of living is high, and ₦100,000 no longer stretches like it did even five years ago.

Yet, people survive. Through side hustles, family support, sharing costs with others, and a lot of prayer and discipline, many make it work — just barely.

If you earn more than ₦100k, be grateful. And if you’re earning ₦100k or less, you’re not alone — and your hustle is valid.

Read more [url][https://www.e-barcsmfb.com/blog/how-to-start-a-side-hustle-and-manage-your-finances]
[url= https://www.pulsesports.ng/football/story/nigeria-vs-south-africa-flying-eagles-to-face-amajita-in-u-20-afcon-semifinal-2025051307550885155]Please let’s support the flying Eagles [/url]
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor, Timothy Omotosho, Rearrested In South Africa by Tabletuner(m): 7:03pm On May 10, 2025
LZAA:
You dey play? grin
I don't understand...
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor, Timothy Omotosho, Rearrested In South Africa by Tabletuner(m): 5:48pm On May 10, 2025
But he should have left their country for them since naaaaa
Islam › Re: What To Say Before "Halaal" (legal) Sexual Intercourse by Tabletuner(m): 12:02pm On May 09, 2025
Lukgaf:
Just pause and ask yourself: Is there any religion more complete than Islam?

A religion that doesn't just guide us in prayer and fasting…
But teaches us how to sleep, eat, enter the restroom, and even what to say when engaging in intimacy with our spouse?

Yes, even in our most private and pleasurable moments, Islam offers us a beautiful and powerful du‘ā—words of protection and blessings.

The Prophet ﷺ said:

“If one of you says before having intercourse with his wife:

بِسْمِ اللَّهِ، اللَّهُمَّ جَنِّبْنَا الشَّيْطَانَ، وَجَنِّبِ الشَّيْطَانَ مَا رَزَقْتَنَا

Bismillah, Allahumma jannibna ash-shaytaan, wa jannib ash-shaytaana ma razaqtana

(‘In the name of Allah. O Allah, keep the Shayṭān away from us and keep the Shayṭān away from what You provide for us’)

…then if it is decreed that they should have a child, Shayṭān will never harm that child.”_
(Sahih al-Bukhari, 141)

But take note: by halal intercourse, we mean intimacy that occurs within the sacred bond of marriage.
In Islam, pre-marital and extramarital sex is strictly forbidden. It transgresses the limits set by Allah ﷻ and leads to immense spiritual and societal harm. Engaging in such acts invites the displeasure of our Creator.

Yet for the lawful couple, Islam elevates even this act of pleasure turning it into an act of worship, of blessing, and of reward.

Let us revive this beautiful Sunnah.
Let us honor the completeness of our Deen.
Islam is not just a religion; it is a way of life.
Really ?
Nairaland General › Re: How To Add Links To Nairaland Posts by Tabletuner(m): 8:35am On May 08, 2025
Crime › Re: Nigerian National Among The Three Arrested For Drugs In India by Tabletuner(m): 8:28am On May 08, 2025
Crime › Re: Nigerian National Among The Three Arrested For Drugs In India by Tabletuner(m): 8:17am On May 08, 2025
Crime › Re: Police Officers Dragged A Man From His Car And Beat Him Mercilessly (Photos) by Tabletuner(m): 5:54pm On May 06, 2025
Valuepaints20:
coolVoice of the voiceless is been locked up shocked
The comment I was searching for…
Education › Re: Do Your Kid's Teachers Actually Know Your Secrets? (Photo) by Tabletuner(m): 10:00pm On May 05, 2025
And so ?
Nairaland General › Re: You Can Now Block People On Nairaland (for A Time) by Tabletuner(m): 9:11pm On Apr 27, 2025
PresidObi:
Thank you seun, 0lease explain to us, I need to block helinues now now.
You were the first person I blocked and unblocked.

Hahahahah
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zelensky & Trump Hold Meeting At Pope's Funeral (Photos) by Tabletuner(m): 2:36pm On Apr 26, 2025
LibertyRep:
No be funeral these ones come for.
« If you ask me na who I go ask?«
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest IQ Levels In 2025 (photos) by Tabletuner(m): 5:52pm On Apr 22, 2025
So?
Politics › Re: Vice President Shettima Not Barred From Aso Villa - Presidency by Tabletuner(m): 9:55am On Apr 19, 2025
Come and see this

Nairaland General › Re: What Does Nairaland Need Right Now? by Tabletuner(m): 4:23am On Apr 15, 2025
Mannyautos:
As someone who has been on Nairaland for 16 years , here are my requests

1. We need a dislike button. It’s long overdue

2. DM option should be embedded directly on the site without the need to do this via exposing my email compulsorily . This is 2025 we really do need this feature on the site

3. Allow direct uploading of videos albeit with a size restriction if you’re bothered about storage.

4. Can we have night mode feature please.

5. We need personalized feeds, where I can customize what I want to see

Those are all I can think about for now.
Fully in support as someone who has been here a long time also
Sports › Re: Galatasaray's Top 10 African Goal-Scorers: Where Does Victor Osimhen Rank? by Tabletuner(m): 10:37am On Apr 12, 2025
Superb Osims
Celebrities › Re: I Was Raped By My Colleague - Actress Lolo (Omotunde Adebowale-David) by Tabletuner(m): 7:19pm On Apr 10, 2025
QuinQ:
Woman CANNOT rape man like that!!!!!
Prick CANNOT get erect on command and without an erect prick rape is NOT possible!!!
Okay but what would you call it if you were at sleep then a woman started su’cking your dd then you got an erecting and she slides into her vv?

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