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RomanceRe: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by Tabletuner(m): 6:04pm On Apr 22, 2021
habsydiamond:
Happy married life in business... If u know u know
Ojionu!!!
SportsRe: John Obi Mikel Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by Tabletuner(m): 11:14am On Apr 22, 2021
FOREX4free:
Mikel is still 34?
Yes, maybe his age was met on hold till he grows up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid, Chelsea & Manchester City "To Be Expelled From Champions League" by Tabletuner(m): 7:04pm On Apr 19, 2021
What’s happening?
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Odumeje Finally Forgives Ada Jesus, Gifts Her N1 Million (Video) by Tabletuner(m): 7:17pm On Apr 17, 2021
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figure007:
So what should we do now ? Last time I checked only Jesus Christ cures and forgives. Who are this people acting like they are messiah? Mtchewwww
Be there and let yam be eating you
CelebritiesRe: Rita Edochie Finally Forgives Ada Jesus & Warns People To Stop Defaming Others by Tabletuner(m):
PataAlhajaKeji:
Ada Jesus?

Is she the first daughter of Jesus?

Did Jesus have kids?

Did Jesus really fucck Mary Magdalene?
Everywhere would have been on fire if this same statement or even less was made about your Religious leader .
SportsRe: The Armband Cristiano Threw To The Ground Raises Money For Serbian Child by Tabletuner(m): 8:30pm On Mar 31, 2021
paulolee:
sorry sir/ma because you now sounding like a professor in my school....m sorry prof
Me ma?
SportsRe: The Armband Cristiano Threw To The Ground Raises Money For Serbian Child by Tabletuner(m): 7:37pm On Mar 31, 2021
MrMacinterchi1:
both lol
Be good my boi...LOL!
SportsRe: The Armband Cristiano Threw To The Ground Raises Money For Serbian Child by Tabletuner(m): 5:04pm On Mar 31, 2021
MrMacinterchi1:
boborisky
Thought as much.

Wait, are you sure you are not she/him?
SportsRe: The Armband Cristiano Threw To The Ground Raises Money For Serbian Child by Tabletuner(m): 3:59pm On Mar 31, 2021
paulolee:
dts d fact bro...atimes d truth hurts...its not talking down bro...its accepting d fact no matter how hard bcoz we cnt keep lieing to ourselves..
Come who is your “bro”?
SportsRe: The Armband Cristiano Threw To The Ground Raises Money For Serbian Child by Tabletuner(m): 3:59pm On Mar 31, 2021
Kingstanding:
If they do their countries won't be like the way it is now. I live amongst them and I can tell you that they are total different from black when it comes to money issue ok.
You may “live among them” but do you “live with them “?
SportsRe: The Armband Cristiano Threw To The Ground Raises Money For Serbian Child by Tabletuner(m): 3:05pm On Mar 31, 2021
Kingstanding:
. Whites don't worship money the way black race do.
Who told you?
SportsRe: The Armband Cristiano Threw To The Ground Raises Money For Serbian Child by Tabletuner(m): 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2021
paulolee:
thats why I love these guys, they know how to place value on small occurencies...
everybody would be bidding to buy d "arm band dt cr7 threw away" because it was cr7 and that move also took away the real issue dt happened or caused dt action..
if its in my country, na to sell am for d nearest sports shop for little penny..
still dnt know if nature blesses these whites with more brainz dan us or we are mentally affected by our bad system..
Why do Nigerians/Africans always look for reasons to talk down on themselves?
HealthRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Tabletuner(m): 11:18am On Mar 31, 2021
Ugandatales:
She said a "white lady"...not a Nigerian.
Don't mind them. They think bad things only happen in Nigeria.
HealthRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Tabletuner(m): 11:13am On Mar 31, 2021
This thread is full of shit
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Tabletuner(m): 6:16pm On Mar 30, 2021
prince2pac:
I claim it in the Mighty name of Jesus
AMEN
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Tabletuner(m): 6:03pm On Mar 30, 2021
prince2pac:
I broke biko, no joy
I prophesy a financial favor for you.
.
COME BACK WITH A TESTIMONY
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Tabletuner(m): 6:00pm On Mar 30, 2021
Lionelbhass:
My phone camera sef better pass dem NTA own sef smh.
Why not appreciate the fact that the match was aired live. It could be better next time.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Tabletuner(m): 5:58pm On Mar 30, 2021
prince2pac:
uncle ayam not understand, let's get high small... make our evening de fine
Why crying untop getting high?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Tabletuner(m): 5:56pm On Mar 30, 2021
TriCee:
The commentators dey try sha
As ehhhh. The thing sweet like Agege bread red beans... I miss Lagos sha!!!!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Tabletuner(m): 5:53pm On Mar 30, 2021
prince2pac:
you calling match good, no control.... is it because they are winning
No! It's not because they are winning but because the match is very sweet like the original Moi Moi.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Tabletuner(m): 5:47pm On Mar 30, 2021
Spiritmask:
Nigeria is playing shit, I can't believe that this boys play international football
You people should appreciate good things for once
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Tabletuner(m): 5:46pm On Mar 30, 2021
It’s been a great while since I enjoyed Nigeria Super eagles match like this.Lovely match .
RomanceRe: Don't Make The Mistake Of Marrying Women In These Categories by Tabletuner(m): 1:06pm On Mar 29, 2021
U are kind of right
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Rowland Releases Jaw-dropping Photos Amid Break Up Saga With Davido by Tabletuner(m): 10:43pm On Mar 27, 2021
makermix:
failed relationship ke, once a guy don pass two baby mama it not gonna work out, he gonna keep having more plus d hidden once.





YOU INTO MUSIC? CHECK MY SIGNATURE
Stop generalizing. Did 2Face marry after having multiple baby mamas ?
SportsRe: Benin Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by Tabletuner(m): 6:15pm On Mar 27, 2021
Reference:
The NTA cannot force itself into the stadium of a foreign country to broadcast it. It has to buy broadcast rights and this was too expensive as I understand. To make it affordable the CAF steps in to claim.the rights and by collecrive bargaining the costs are made affordable.

We will certainly watch them at the Teslim however I doubt if DSTV will be interested or permit their Nigerian partner channels to broadcast it.
Chai see excuse
SportsRe: Benin Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by Tabletuner(m): 5:42pm On Mar 27, 2021
godwon01:
Type Benin vs Nigeria on you tube. The match is there live.
Thank you very much but watching already on fb
SportsRe: Benin Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by Tabletuner(m): 5:37pm On Mar 27, 2021
In Nigeria you are on your own. LOOK AT HOW WE ARE ALL LOOKING FOR WHERE TO WATCH OUR NATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM MATCH.

A match that could have easily been aired on NTA on FULL HD
RomanceRe: How Do I Leave A Single Mother Without Hurting Her? by Tabletuner(m): 2:31pm On Mar 26, 2021
HappyCanadian:
We really get close so well but she is taking things like marriage end which I don't want
Ok but could you please be straight forward with your answer?

Did you have sex with her?
RomanceRe: How Do I Leave A Single Mother Without Hurting Her? by Tabletuner(m): 12:46pm On Mar 26, 2021
HappyCanadian:
Hey guys,

I met this Canadian girl online we started talking, all was casual till we vibed well and she developed massive love for me. Each day she confesses how she liked me, think about me and all that. The thing is that she is taking it too far thinking we are dating or maybe I will marry her but I never asked her out we have just been friends.

The girl respects me, does anything I asked her and even promised to assist bring any member of my family to Canada don't know if she is serious though.

But the thing is that I have my own spec when it comes to girls and don't intend marrying her..

Please how do I leave her without her getting hurt, as it seems am trapped cry cry

Note: I never asked her out.. attached is a message she just sent now and I laughed..
Have you slept with her?
SportsRe: Comoros Qualify For First Ever AFCON Tournament, Players Celebrate (Photos) by Tabletuner(m): 9:38pm On Mar 25, 2021
Rugaria:
Many Africans in diaspora are very cool and unassuming...
Na we Nigerians carry this aggressive and predatory habits for head...
You are right about many Africans in diaspora being cool headed but I can tell you that there are many who are more aggressive than Nigerians. Our own is do me I do you.
TravelMigrants Entering UK Illegally To Be Liable For Removal At Any Time by Tabletuner(op): 8:02am On Mar 24, 2021
Migrants entering UK illegally to be liable for removal at any time

Priti Patel’s New Plan for Immigration risks punishing refugees with no choice about how they seek safety, experts warn.


Migrants who arrive in the UK by small boats or other illegal routes will be indefinitely liable for removal even if they are granted asylum under punishing proposals to be announced by Priti Patel.

In what the government is billing as the “biggest overhaul of the UK’s asylum system in decades”, the home secretary will announce on Wednesday that how people enter the UK will have a bearing on the progress of their asylum claim and their status if that claim is successful.

Experts criticised the creation of a “two-tier” system that risked punishing people “forced to take extraordinary measures [without] a choice about how they seek safety”.

Patel will vow to make every effort to remove those who enter the UK via routes deemed illegal, having travelled through a safe country in which they “could and should have claimed asylum”, under the “New Plan for Immigration”.

If it is not possible to remove them, migrants making successful claims having entered illegally will receive a new temporary protection status rather than an automatic right to settle – and will be regularly reassessed for removal from the UK.

People entering illegally will be further punished with limited family reunion rights and limited access to benefits.

Earlier this week it was reported that migrants who come to the UK through a safe and legal resettlement route, conversely, will get indefinite leave to remain immediately upon arriving in the UK under the plans.

Currently, resettled refugees get permission to stay in the UK for five years after which they must apply again for indefinite leave to remain.

It has also been reported that asylum seekers will be shipped overseas while their claims are processed, under the proposals, though this was not mentioned in a press statement issued ahead of Wednesday’s announcement.

The proposals have been drawn up against a backdrop of a record number of asylum seekers arriving in the UK last year in small boats across the Channel, with some political commentators suggesting Boris Johnson was frustrated with Patel’s poor handling of the situation.

However, official figures show the total number of asylum applications received in the UK last year actually fell by nearly a fifth as alternative means of travel – such as lorries – were hit by the pandemic.

Patel, who is expected to address the House of Commons on Wednesday, said: “I make no apology for these actions being firm, but as they will also save lives and target people-smugglers, they are also undeniably fair.”

For migrants who have their applications refused, the government said it will reform the appeals and judicial process to speed up removal. Other proposals, which it is understood will be put out for consultation, include:

Reception centres for asylum seekers while their claims are being processed.
Clarifying the standard on what qualifies as a “well-founded fear of persecution” and making it harder for people to be granted refugee status based on unsubstantiated claims.
Strict age assessment processes, with a national age assessment board to stop adult migrants pretending to be children.
Life sentences for people-smugglers and increasing the penalty for foreign national offenders who return to the UK in breach of a deportation order from six months’ imprisonment to five years.
The Home Office said it will expand the global reach of resettlement routes for refugees – channels facilitated by international organisations such as the UN Refugee Agency to provide safe and legal routes to the UK.

Enver Solomon, the chief executive of the Refugee Council, said: “The government is seeking to unjustly differentiate between the deserving and undeserving refugee by choosing to provide protection for those fleeing war and terror based on how they travel to the UK.

“The reality is that, when faced with upheaval, ordinary people are forced to take extraordinary measures and do not have a choice about how they seek safety. The government is effectively creating a two-tier system where some refugees are unfairly punished for the way they are able to get to the UK.

“This is wholly unjust and undermines the UK’s long tradition of providing protection for people, regardless of how they have managed to find their way to our shores … All refugees deserve to be treated with compassion and dignity, and it’s a stain on ‘Global Britain’ to subject some refugees to differential treatment.”

@Justwise

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/mar/23/migrants-entering-uk-illegally-to-be-liable-for-removal-at-any-time

PoliticsRe: 3 Policemen Shot Dead At Abia Police Checkpoint (Disturbing Photos) by Tabletuner(m): 9:57pm On Mar 22, 2021
Wait oooo...
PLEASE IS THERE WAR IN NIGERIA?

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