BlueRayDick:


That's pre-Tunubu administration rent u are quoting right there ?

It is quite unfortunate that President Tinubu is defining an era of hardship just like Buhari before him

During PMB' era time I dey hear things like "for this Buhari economy" now Tinubu don get him own"economy" and it's significantly worse in almost all ramifications.

Quite unfortunate really.

DissTroy:

Why didn't you stake bro

You would have been at least a 100k richer

Wow

My chest

OasisX:
📌📌📌

This better be true

Make Cardi B no whyne me

Unlimited22:

You sure say na only five beer you drink? 😂😂😂

Moses Simon, Frank Onyeka and Ademola Lookman all did better. So did William Troost-Ekong

Ola Aina and basset did well also.

larride:


It actually is still the right decision. We dont even have the reserve to continue to defend the naira. They should do total float and make fx transactions cashless.

With the new circulars released by CBN the past few days, it seems Cardoso head is moving in the right direction.

Abeg which circular

Make these folks no take me by suprise

joseph1832:
Would it have been any different if Tinubu didn't win the last election?

Most likely

DeadPresidents:
Sneaked in Akwa-Ibom

You self see am

Akwa Ibom kor, Awka United ni

Barrywhyte1:


"Men" go mount on that hill..

Itsrm:


Did he stop you from writing yours for Ronaldo?

For what Messi has done for football, even if they retire the award in his name, it won't be enough.

Lol
The guy believe Ororo the way you take believe wike

raumdeuter:


I am funnier than Kevin Hart
Have you seen the latest Chappele Netflix special?
Mine are Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle. Did Katt William say anything about Chris Rock?

I don't even rate Chris rock that much his selective outrage was boring asfuck though he's a better comedian than Kelvin hart and no katt Williams didn't mention him

Dave chappelle on the otherhand is the undisputed 🐐🐐🐐 I'm yet to see his last special "the dreamer" but I sure say E Go dope.man is a comedic genius, his jokes are very layered E be like season film

One of these days I go like attend one of his live shows

Ibime:
My 3 GOATS in comedy are Eddie Griffin, Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams

Just listening to this Katt Williams interview for the first time, this nigga too funny mehn

Mine has always been Dave chappelle.Man is too intelligent for a comedian. That guy is the 🐐 by a mile

Never really rated katt William but after this interview I don reconsider.. wetin that guy do Jonathan Mayors no good

The one wey I no rate at all as a comedian is Kelvin hart.A great Actor but a meh comedian

Segedinho:


I believe you would agree with me that raumdeuter have not received/give any blow/slap for more than 10 years.....would you agree same for don j..



Gun battle would be flawless victory otherwise I would vouch for don J

Amend your ways, Na New year be this

raumdeuter:


Something wey no be today. 2yrs ago I did the same thing maybe na because of politics too. That was why I avoided doing it 2022 so it wont be termed vote buying

I told people to cuss their clubs if they want giveaway, See the cusses people pour on tp Man Utd head, Dem no fit win trophy anytime soon
[right]

Na self inflicted curses Dey affect Chelsea and Man U Ever since

But Bayern never win UCL since na

Amigoss:
Summary of what an Indian and Nigerian delegate gained from Cop28

Na real Dubai chilling

afrodoc2:


USA in existence since 16th century?

Yebariba!

OasisX:




......LOLl!

Ofcourse

OasisX:


.....Sad News, nothing tangible actually comes out for Nigeria at end of COP28 Summit.

You dey even read wetin you dey post

How does this commendation translate to economic advantage to the nation and more importantly does getting an "applause" from the US mission justify taking half the population of the nation to another nation just for a climate change conference?

iamoyindamola:

Which kind memes be this

E confuse me join

donjazzet:


My pronouns are he\him. 💪

Naso

donjazzet:


Women are biologically weaker than men.

Na them supposed they fear men. Na men dey rape women pass, na men dey commit violent crime pass. Na men dey brutalize women pass. So I'm sure it's the other way around.

I you were in the west, E sure me say by now you for don change your gender or pronouns tey tey.

Amigoss:


A whole Putin ooo

Na so e easy to arrest Head of state?

Baba thinks say na Olympus has fallen

Putin walks into all those ICC member states and none go even dare to detain am.

Roland17:


We need Putin to travel to NY for the award ceremony. Make we check something.

Where Sean dey sef? Hope you are fine bud.

Lol
For your mind Putin dey fear to enter The US

Itsrm:


And when you try to advice them, they ask you if it's your money and why you're having panadol over their headache.

They all think they are smart and will quickly cashout before it crashes

This !
Naija and fake smartness

oliverano:


If we lose or draw, I'll not blame Xavi at all. He's set the team up really well today. Kudos to him on that.

We've been tragic in front of goal.

Meanwhile, this polish Bendtner now plays as a left winger. Chai Lewy na wah ooo!!!

Na only Lewi Dey disappoint me for this match Felix and surprisingly raphinha has been immense

liveLongNprospa:


At this point I nor even know.
But that's the approved amount if he went

God go help naija las las

liveLongNprospa:
Hehehehe

Wait Chief justice go Cop28?

Barca should be at least 3 goals up in this half

drisham:


Hexagon what ?😂😂

Diagonal

GloriousGbola:
In the next few days several private companies will issue disclaimers countering any ridiculous claims that the fg sponsored their trips to the summit. It will be in peoples best interest to limit their fables. to WhatsApp groups. Bola Tinubu has always been indifferent to slander - other politicians and businessmen don't share this sentiment.

I am sure if I check otedola will also be in Dubai. Let someone come out with his full chest and say otedola was sponsored by the fg and splash it across sm.

Ofcourse it's common knowledge that the government does not pay for everyone.

every Accredited and registered participant will have to cover their cost.

But I can assure you the government took more people than is necessary

We've been participating in the conference since 1985 why this one dey different?

And who carry my beloved toke makinwa go there cuz as far as I know only GOVERNMENT DELEGATES,NON-GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATIONS, ACADEMIC INSTITUTIONS, THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, THE PRIVATE SECTOR AND PHILANTHROPIC ORGANIZATIONS are invited .

Emaprince:
Toke makinwa must be there as the confidant of the president.

I doubt
She's a sustainability analyst