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EroticAngelina: all those tips don't work on me guys, there are different types of girls with different type of attitudes, so some girls will not fall for that. when u are wit a romantic girl, u act romantic (jokes are great turn offs for romantic girls) ....and some jokes might seem dry to some girls, and u will end up embarrassing urslf!
you want a girl? the best tip is to be urslf! she will like the REAL u! if it doesn't work well with her, at least u know that u let go of the wrng person
if u are pretending to be funny, when u are not... hmmmmm u will soon run out of jokes!

PS: smart girls like me always know when a guy is pretending to be who he's not

Honie.. My Galfrnd jst want Romantic discussions.. Jokes jst 10percent.... Anytym we r chatinq nd she says "lol" or "lwkmd".. I will say "I'm xo glad jst mk u laff"

cirmuell: Lol, just tell us say na you be that!

Na me ooo

softsparkyy: You are welcome

Wanna hook up wif yhu oo.. 4real

God have ansa my prayers

Tallestt: me too

M ur taste

Orikinla: gods get prick?

Gab

softsparkyy: I spent my money on people around me.

Honie.. I wanna be around U.

God breast U

Kk

ahizih: lols.it's a general tin,but we hav no option dan to kip prayin n being patriotic to our country

Hmmm.. I hear yhu!

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Tryinq to be patriotic... Happy Indepence day!!

Make I no hear say e nor enta FP oo

Ekiseme: you are not the only one

you can help by beign optimistic

I cnt fit 2shout oo! Mk I qo hustle 4 ma daily bread!

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ahizih: u sound unpatriotic,are u sure u're frm dis country?

This Country z xo unkind 2moi

Ekiseme: and this is what someone can call RUBBISH

Gab! Dahts wat u r

pdrefurb: what is the rubbish here now oga?

So u dunno?

Ekiseme: shove that rubbish deep inside your a.ss

no wonder someone said your infinitesimal brain
is smaller that a goat's clitorissss.

ahizih: wat is rubish? The speech or de celebration?

Both

Hmmm

Modified

Rubbish!! i sincerely hope this will be the last independence speech given by this man.





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It will be recalled that the actress also sang praises of the prophet in 2012 when she claimed he delivered her of her 14years smoking habit through a TV programme.

“I was watching a program on TV with Prophet T.B. Joshua and he was laying hands on people and praying for them. I love to watch his programs on Emmanuel TV. When he was praying, he said, ‘Lay your hands on the TV’ and I just laid my hands that day. I actually needed something else from God,
not to quit smoking because I loved smoking! However, after praying I sat back and I think I slept off.”

“When I woke up, I took a stick of cigarette and I felt crazy. I couldn’t even imagine that I took it up to smoke in the first place. It felt like poison..." she said.

http://.net/2014/09/29/tonto-dikeh-sends-out-condolence-message-to-t-b-joshua-on-collapsed-building/

Kk

Lovetinz: Congrats on your new site!
Could you give an insight on why your old site was blocked, and by who?

Hostwinds blocked d domain..

Hmmm

First of all, Nairaland Mods am sowie for Post this..

I created this Thread Just Incase my Bloq Readers Search my Bloq on Google.. They will see this notice..

Please my site is now .Net

My Site was .Com Bt it was blocked

The site z ol about Music, Videos, Juicy Gossips, Exam stuffz etc..

Thanks..

DGK

I have a Deep voice and my Girlfriend Doesn't Like it tho.. She says it sound like Kidnappers voice (Thugs) I olways wish 4 Tiny voice tho.. Nat too tiny oo

So tell me which do you prefer and (Guys) which
category do you fall under?

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