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Pastor don see real blessing from pretty Blessing herself!!

Huh...

A controversial Pastor added his church girl(Blessing) on Facebook yesterday. The girl 'innocently accepted'.

2 Mins later Pastor's message came in:

Read on...

Pastor: How are you Ble, Ble?

Blessing: Am fine my pastor.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Blessing: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you, your family, and your friends online.

Blessing: (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there Ble, Ble?

Blessing: Yes daddy

Pastor: You're not replying. You should be saying AMEN to claim the divine blessing!

Blessing: Thank you Daddy. May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you, your family, and all those who listen to you.
Like a moving train, may the trailer of blessing grind and crush you faster than the speed of light in Jesus name!!

Pastor: Thunder fire and strike you down. You are an agent of darkness.

Hahahaha.

Hello my friends. Welcome to 2016

See what led to this story! Two pastors fighting inside church because of this:

Click to see - https://www.mazech.com/pastors_fighting

Hhmmm

xpac01:
Dayum!! This gist just made my night. I can't believe am laugh crying.

Lol, Actors and celebrities won't kill me!!! Taaa

I went to see a close friend of mine yesterday for an important discussion. We agreed to hold the meeting in one of the popular restaurants located 40 miles away from my house. I arrived at the place early and decided to take some snacks while waiting for my friend.

I was almost finishing my drinks when a man, well-dressed walked in with a briefcase. Judging from his looks and medium-sized pot-belly, one can easily conclude that he's a politician. He barely sat down and ordered what he will eat when a pretty young lady ran to him crying profusely. She narrated how her Dad was admitted to hospital for surgery and Doctors asked for $10,000 deposit before any surgery can be performed. After consoling this young lady and asking for her details, the man just opened his briefcase and gave her a check of $50,000. Like a sprinter, the lady ran as fast as her legs could carry her.
Read on...

Not up to 5 minutes later, a middle-aged man came to the same man and prostrated before him. He explained how he was sacked unjustly from work, and now he needed to pay his rent and start a small-scale business. Again, this rich politician told him to stand up. He asked for his details and thereafter gave the man a check of $100,000 to start a business.

I sat down there motionless! Suddenly, I started thinking about the story to tell so I can get my own share of this man's ’kindness and benevolence’. After sometime, I stood up, walked up to him and began to crying loudly. I was about to tell my own story on how I have never eaten any food for 7 days in a row when I heard "CUT ! ". Someone hit me on shoulder repeatedly. As soon as I turned, he said: "Excuse me sir, WE ARE SHOOTING A MOVIE HERE!” I fell down flat!!

If this happened to you, what will you do

Now, read main gist and see what Emeka's girlfriend did to him in this New Year!!! Huh....unbelievable

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/gold_digger

Chimezie198:
hw much u u don make?

I don't love money.

UIA04:
See as the girl held the boy tight

Lol

See his son and his girlfriend...

See how to make money - https://www.mazech.com/Young_millionaires_you_should_learn_from

Meet the property magnate from china, Wang Jianlin – a man who turned One hundred and twenty five thousand dollar loan into forty billion dollars. He lives a glamorous lifestyle which even the world’s wealthiest people can only see in dreams. He bought for himself two $50 million private jets. smiley

Wang Jianlin owns shopping malls, five-star hotels, cinemas and even his own chain of karaoke bars. Two years ago, he bought Luxury British boat builders sunseeker international for $500 million

in the same year he bought a Picasso painting at London auction house Christie's for $28 million. He owns a football club.

On Tuesday January 10, 2016, billionaire Wang Jianlin's Dalian Wanda Group announced that it's acquiring America's Hollywood studio Legendary Entertainment whose recent box office include "Jurassic world" and "interstellar". The deal was completed on January 11, and he acquired it for $3.5 billion!

I beg, click to read more about this man. I can't type everything here!!!

Take a look - https://www.mazech.com/china%27s_new_richest_man

There are many stories of success that we have all heard time and time again of people who didn’t finish college or in some cases, even start college. These people went on to have massive success. Steve Jobs the late founder of Apple and Bill Gates the founder of Microsoft are two that come to mind.

Since the context of this article is about how to be outstanding with or without a university degree, all 12 ways discussed below will work for you no matter what your educational background is.

Click to read and see the 12 ways- https://www.mazech.com/how_you_can_be_successful_with_or_without_degree

Many things are going wrong in the world today. We live in fear every single day! Huh...

See how to cross over to the next street nowadays:

1) Before you leave your house, say your prayer...who knows, it may be your last...

2) As you walk, keep looking around repeatedly for cars and bikes that may knock you down.

3) Raise your eyes repeatedly up to the sky to watch out for any Plane falling down to crash on your head.

4) Look down every second to avoid stepping on any bomb on the ground.

5) Hold your bag tightly with two hands such that nobody grabs your bag from you and runs away.

6) Zip up your pocket, then keep looking sideways to watch the person behind you such that nothing misses from your pocket.

7) Look back repeatedly to see if any kidnapper is following

8 ) Then walk zig-zag very fast to the next street to avoid stray bullet.

9) When you're in the next street, do not eat, drink, or touch anybody so you don’t contact Ebola virus. It has no cure!

10) At any time you saved little money and decide to fly, please keep your fingers crossed while inside plane and continue praying in tears that the Plane carrying you doesn't disappear with no trace...

Now read the main gist:

Click link and see what happened - https://www.mazech.com/farting

Hhmm...

Huh...

A young man visited his friend (Mekus) and saw him crying loudly like a baby. Lol
Read on...

Obi: Mekus what happened, what, what...who died, who, who

Mekus: Bro it's Amaka oh!!
Obi: Jeezoooooosu!!! Amaka is dead? Are kidding me, Amaka is dead??

Mekus: My brother, had it been she even died I won't cry. This girl has finished my life.. I can't live!

Obi: Pls calm down, calm down. Wipe your tears, and tell me what happened?
Mekus: Can u imagine Amaka that i love so much, trained in college, and dreamed about her every night just blocked me on Facebook. She even saved my name as 'Idiot' on her phone!

Obi: Hahahaha....is that why ur crying like a baby, just because she blocked you, and saved your name as 'Idiot' on her phone?

Mekus: (Still crying). Not only that, can you imagine that I can't even talk to her on phone again. Each time I call, she doesn't answer

Obi: Hmmm my brother! Emeka, be a man and manage the idiot and situation. You can't believe that my own girl I want to marry used Evangelist David...'Idiot' no 12 to save my name on her phone...

Mekus: (now laughing) wow, na waoo at least that one is even better..

Obi: Shut up! When I scrolled down her phone, I saw,,,,,

Follow link to read the full story...Lol

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/gold_digger

Lol

Huh...

Who didn't see this 2016 spring collection?

Just when we thought we have seen everything fashion has to offer, Rick Owens models surprised the world by wearing other models as clothes during Paris Fashion Week. The models were harnessed to each other as they walked the runway while dressed in the designer's spring 2016 collection.

Even Rihanna, see what she's wearing. Lol

Click here to see - https://www.mazech.com/paris_fashion_week

Chicagoesontop:
2016 Is Going To Be A Great, Wonderful, Blessed And Fulfilled Year For Everybody, Starting From My Immediate Family And Friends To My Nairaland Family And Friends !!!

Great! I love that

See how these people started their 2016 very cool:

53 year old divorcee accidentally sent text to 23 year old stranger. They ended up married!! Lol

Read details - https://www.mazech.com/love_happens

Huh...

Whether you like them or not, they don't care. These girls remain shameless as high class sex workers who can be "ordered on phone".

Emily B and Cookie Jane appeared on This Morning TV Chanel and talked about how they make their money via mobile phone app. All that men will do is to bring out their phones, push the button and "order them" right away to provide sex services. They do it in your house or wherever and go back home! Huh..

Wanna see their contact details? See what they did to one man:

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/girls_who_can_be_ordered_on_phone



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tpiar:
since you want to know, 2016 is going to be a great year of God's blessings upon my life, thanks for asking, and yes, you will witness it.

bookmark this thread for reference instead of following me around the forum.

Great!! I love that...

Featured story:

Under a proposed settlement, LinkedIn will pay $13 million (N2.6 billion) as part of a deal to compensate users who signed up for its “Add Connections” feature between September, 2011 and October of 2014. This means you could be eligible for payment.

Read more - https://www.mazech.com/LinkedIn

tpiar:
how does this concern nairaland?

Huh...

tpiar:
which part of dont quote me do you not understand?

i'd worry more about my own life, if i were you.

Lol

tpiar:
not interested, stop quoting me plz.

Ok, I won't quote you again.


O my Gosh, did I just do that

Huh, love is beautiful!!

Take a look - https://www.mazech.com/love_is_beautiful