Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by tameera(f): 8:26pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
[quote author=stinggy post=31997299] Isn't 6/10 a 'B' grade? That's a good grade to me. You want me to rate you too? [/quote Hey!! sorry I've not replied your mail, my email is the slowest message recipient I know~ the thing is just wacked! have not even accessed it sef, still doing me strong thing.. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Meaning Of Your Moniker ??? by tameera(f): 8:17pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by tameera(f): 8:08pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
stinggy:
Isn't 6/10 a 'B' grade? That's a good grade to me. You want me to rate you too? lol... abeg oooo!! don't want you to |
Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by tameera(f): 5:10pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by tameera(f): 5:08pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
2rhymestharap: dont bother tellling me i aint dope or cute... i heard the world "You Charming n got good looks" 13567 times in 3years You look like a verrrry bad boy.....no offence tho, its a good compliment |
Business / Re: How My Roommate Stole 120,000 Naira From My ATM Card And How I Caught Him by tameera(f): 4:50pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
BBM:
here
where you there when it happens ?
The pictures he uploaded are enough evidence!!! abi can't u see ne What do I Care sef 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by tameera(f): 4:37pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by tameera(f): 4:33pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, LAG BUS by tameera(f): 4:21pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
kinglekan: A terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, LAG BUS.
Okay so am guessing you are already wondering what this is about. First of I coined my title from a vewi classy hollywood movie you need to watch if u haven't seen it already.
Nwaz I had a gr8 day and I decided to share the ist "fun and annoying" part of it with you guys.
This morning I was at the Lag bus terminal in my area and I wanted to catch the early morning bus to enable me beat the usual lagos working day traffic. After waiting for a while a bus pulls up and people start boarding, so did I.
While seated I had planned to just relax my back, take a power nap b4 I get to my destination.
After standing committee folks had all taking their positions, there was this strong carbon mono oxide that just started filling the whole bus. Trust Nigerians, they started to yell and cause the driver and the whole lag bus crew.
As I rested my head for my power nap, the Lag bus started making a very loud creaking noise that jolted me back to reality. The driver was trying all he could to activate the gear and it just didn't bulge.
Finally the gear system gave in to the strong muscles of the Pilot and we were good to go, so I thought in my mind. Next thing the bus started moving and jerking like it was been tolled and forced to move. At this point my eye don dey clear of sleep.
The speed of the bus was so slow that if my destination was a 100meter dash, I would have preferred to bring out the athleticism in me and go for a sprint. I sighed heavily knowing I would have to endure it.
While I was still deep in thoughts over the situation of things, there was a loud bang as the rear of the bus hit the ground really hard after the bus engaged a pot hole. The scream and shouts from the passengers was epic!!
"Oga driver u blind", "Oga driver nor be cow u carry ooo", "Oga wetin be dis naa" were few of the comments I could remember.
Everyone was still getting over that when there was suddenly another thud with a much greater effect than the first. I felt the impact all through my spine, this bus definitely hard no shock absorber.
At this point I had totally forgotten I wanted to take a nap and I endured the snailish movement of the bus coupled with the incessant thuds from entering pot holes.
Then I was humoured by my elderly seat partner who was all dressed up in the "The lords chosen usual apparel" as he had been deeply asleep and not even the thuds were enough to wake him up.
He slept in a very awkward position and I was still astonished as to how his neck wouldn't hurt in such a position, when all of a sudden the elderly woman standing by my side said to the man behind her "Oga hold your thing well well, nor allow am touch me again ooo".
I held in the laugh but it was killing me. Inside this rickety bus with the sun already up and scorching, a man is busy trying to misbehave. Well something to make me laugh finally I tot.
A lot more happened but my hands already hurt from typing all of this. So permit me to fast forward to this scene. Right behind me was this two ibadan babes who seemed engrossed in their discussion. Their deep accent was undeniable nd I had not really paid much attention to them till one of them wanted to get a drink while in traffic.
After getting hers she asked her friend which one she preferred (and of cause all this was in yoruba). Next thing I heard was "Montain ni mofe". I was like which drink goes by such name?? Abi this babe wan by Kilimanjaro or Everest. Even the person selling was already confused.
She kept sayin "montain montain montain" (permit my spelling, tryna give u an Idea of how she sounded). Then as if out of frustration that she wasn't understood she shouted "MONTAIN DU"
AHHHHHHH!!! So that's what she has been trying to say. Mountain dew.
Pheww!!! What a LAG BUS!!!!
Cc: Jacksparroww1207 Twaci Blackett Missclasssy Ggrin Stephenqueen Vickybee Orijin103 Naijaboiy D1ck Lala247 Slimdolly
Funny story!!!!! laughed really hard kinglekan: A terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, LAG BUS.
Okay so am guessing you are already wondering what this is about. First of I coined my title from a vewi classy hollywood movie you need to watch if u haven't seen it already.
Nwaz I had a gr8 day and I decided to share the ist "fun and annoying" part of it with you guys.
This morning I was at the Lag bus terminal in my area and I wanted to catch the early morning bus to enable me beat the usual lagos working day traffic. After waiting for a while a bus pulls up and people start boarding, so did I.
While seated I had planned to just relax my back, take a power nap b4 I get to my destination.
After standing committee folks had all taking their positions, there was this strong carbon mono oxide that just started filling the whole bus. Trust Nigerians, they started to yell and cause the driver and the whole lag bus crew.
As I rested my head for my power nap, the Lag bus started making a very loud creaking noise that jolted me back to reality. The driver was trying all he could to activate the gear and it just didn't bulge.
Finally the gear system gave in to the strong muscles of the Pilot and we were good to go, so I thought in my mind. Next thing the bus started moving and jerking like it was been tolled and forced to move. At this point my eye don dey clear of sleep.
The speed of the bus was so slow that if my destination was a 100meter dash, I would have preferred to bring out the athleticism in me and go for a sprint. I sighed heavily knowing I would have to endure it.
While I was still deep in thoughts over the situation of things, there was a loud bang as the rear of the bus hit the ground really hard after the bus engaged a pot hole. The scream and shouts from the passengers was epic!!
"Oga driver u blind", "Oga driver nor be cow u carry ooo", "Oga wetin be dis naa" were few of the comments I could remember.
Everyone was still getting over that when there was suddenly another thud with a much greater effect than the first. I felt the impact all through my spine, this bus definitely hard no shock absorber.
At this point I had totally forgotten I wanted to take a nap and I endured the snailish movement of the bus coupled with the incessant thuds from entering pot holes.
Then I was humoured by my elderly seat partner who was all dressed up in the "The lords chosen usual apparel" as he had been deeply asleep and not even the thuds were enough to wake him up.
He slept in a very awkward position and I was still astonished as to how his neck wouldn't hurt in such a position, when all of a sudden the elderly woman standing by my side said to the man behind her "Oga hold your thing well well, nor allow am touch me again ooo".
I held in the laugh but it was killing me. Inside this rickety bus with the sun already up and scorching, a man is busy trying to misbehave. Well something to make me laugh finally I tot.
A lot more happened but my hands already hurt from typing all of this. So permit me to fast forward to this scene. Right behind me was this two ibadan babes who seemed engrossed in their discussion. Their deep accent was undeniable nd I had not really paid much attention to them till one of them wanted to get a drink while in traffic.
After getting hers she asked her friend which one she preferred (and of cause all this was in yoruba). Next thing I heard was "Montain ni mofe". I was like which drink goes by such name?? Abi this babe wan by Kilimanjaro or Everest. Even the person selling was already confused.
She kept sayin "montain montain montain" (permit my spelling, tryna give u an Idea of how she sounded). Then as if out of frustration that she wasn't understood she shouted "MONTAIN DU"
AHHHHHHH!!! So that's what she has been trying to say. Mountain dew.
Pheww!!! What a LAG BUS!!!!
Cc: Jacksparroww1207 Twaci Blackett Missclasssy Ggrin Stephenqueen Vickybee Orijin103 Naijaboiy D1ck Lala247 Slimdolly
Funny story!!!!! laughed really hard 1 Like |
Business / Re: How My Roommate Stole 120,000 Naira From My ATM Card And How I Caught Him by tameera(f): 4:14pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
tellwisdom: Op, For your mind?? lol..... why you dey vex ? His story is very credible and genuine! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Okwudili Ayotanze To Be Executed In Indonesia For Drug Smuggling by tameera(f): 3:44pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
stinggy:
I much believe in it, but not in this case. Think about how many would have been negatively affected if his drug deal was successful. Again, the penalty was clearly spelt out in Indonesia, why not try another country for his 'business'? Seriously |
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Crime / Re: Okwudili Ayotanze To Be Executed In Indonesia For Drug Smuggling by tameera(f): 9:28am On Mar 25, 2015 |
stinggy: Let him die! He knew the consequences before embarking on it.. Good riddance That's quite harsh.... Don't you believe in second chances ? we all deserve it! |
Religion / Re: Should I Go On With The Fasting Or Not? Advice Needed. by tameera(f): 9:24am On Mar 25, 2015 |
SuperSuave: I have been planning to fast today(Wednesday) cos a pastor told me on Sunday from prophesy and that I should read psalm for prayer. But since Monday I've been having cold and catarrh since monday and lately Tuesday I started having symptoms of malaria. I woke up this morning still with that malaria. I need to use drugs which ofcos I can't do without eating. Do you think I should continue with the prophesied fasting or take care of my health first? I think you should continue with the fast, even if its just till 12:00 It's been prophesied by a man of God that you trust, don't think u should allow the devil win You never can tell what God has in store for you that the devil is trying to stop you from getting Ignore the cold and concentrate on the prayers! 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Funmi-lion: A Tale Of A Lioness by tameera(f): 12:29am On Mar 25, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ten Romancelanders/ Nairalanders You'd Like To Meet by tameera(f): 12:27am On Mar 25, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: Funmi-lion: A Tale Of A Lioness by tameera(f): 12:26am On Mar 25, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: Funmi-lion: A Tale Of A Lioness by tameera(f): 12:05am On Mar 25, 2015 |
stinggy:
Jumping around
Btw, did you get my mail? u dey everywhere abi yea, saw the notification but I've not checked it out |
Literature / Re: Funmi-lion: A Tale Of A Lioness by tameera(f): 12:00am On Mar 25, 2015 |
Hmmmmmmmmm
just speechless ne |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ten Romancelanders/ Nairalanders You'd Like To Meet by tameera(f): 11:51pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ten Romancelanders/ Nairalanders You'd Like To Meet by tameera(f): 11:26pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
I would love to meet these people who in one way or the made my short stay here fun.... In no particular order, I'd love to meet:
Rodeo0070- I think he is very weird! so I'd like to take out time to understand him
Stinggy- He makes me laugh out loud! still getting to know each other sha
Pinkycute- I think she has a good heart and very pretty
Logistics- An awfully quiet individual
That's it for now!!! 2 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ten Romancelanders/ Nairalanders You'd Like To Meet by tameera(f): 11:09pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
[quote author=pinkycute post=31968678]Exjoker== cool and funny dude but I don't know if he's cute because he don't have a pic Danbrowndmf=== funny but disturbing at times Tameera== I've been spying on you since and I would've love to meet you in person pinkycute I'd love to see you too |
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Fashion / Re: Behold, The Power Of Bleaching! (before/after Photo) by tameera(f): 9:16pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Its not even the same person |
Fashion / Re: Nairalander's Traditional Marriage Attire by tameera(f): 8:57pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
May God bless your union with everything you desire and pray for Beautiful pics! |
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