₦airaland Forum

Hamid, I see your handiwork. Nothing do you.

Hamid O:
I for like date Tanimz o but mehn that her boyfriend no dey laugh at all,  @Tanimz how we go do nah??

You dey mind that Bashy of a human being? That guy just love to dey find my trouble. Any suggestions?

bashy_demy:
You dont start again i no see person hate na you LWKMD4H wetin you get wey go make me hate you? shey na that your Spartacus BF LOL

Hi hater, don't jealous me!

I commot for thread and see wetin people dey talk with my name.

Efemena_xy:
You are joking aren't you?

Me leave my bed warmer?? - Not gonna happen

I'm happy to loan him to you free of charge - but make sure you return him in one piece jare

with all engines well oiled 'n functioning properly & no broken bones

@KDK - I nor tell u say Diamond's at Tiffany's does wonders? works like magic all the time!

Sorry to disappoint you Efe but my new year resolution - and that of KDK's is for us not to be bothered by any intruders ie you. Sorry.

Efemena_xy:
me nko??

you nor miss me too??

nor make me vex oh - else I nor go cook for you

and next time you come house come sleep, I go just back you face wall  

Ha! I love our resolution.

bashy_demy:
Tanimz BF

Hate all you want, but I'm still going higher!

The taste test.

I'm fine. Cheers to you too.

^^ Na you tish me na.

Yes.

Koolchicco, do you live in Australia?

What difference does that make?

No.

Have you been to Aba before?

What happened to them?

You wan chop slap this new year shey?

Hiya! Longest time!

Happy new year!

El G, will do.

Dani, what did I teach you? Abeg no lie for my head. I teach butty kids and not pakos like you

Yes.

Do you live in Australia?

You still never learn how to unzip?

Yes, I'm Yoruba.

Do you like Atiku?

You don piss finish?

Your YIM address is not there.

Anyone else?

No, I speak Yoruba and a lil' bit of French.

Are you Yoruba?

^^ Shior.

El Guapo:
Tz Oya go add me now now jor.

Give me ya YIM address.

Anyone else?

No, but I'd love to learn.

Are you Hausa?

^^ Shior. You wan make I tell them where dem release you from?

Adanma.

ULSHERLAN:
dey r busy vomitin due to deir over drunkinesses, lol*drags id to one corner and kiss her so deeply and passionately, *
@tz jus buzz me and i go reply u bk wen i don free small, k since your still very much online

I don send you message.

Who else wants me to add them on Yahoo?

Yes.

Hamid O:
No, it'll still be a wkend no matter what

Will you accept an offer to work in Nigeria??

Yes.

@OP, do you like mondays?

^^ Yay! Dey don release you! Welcome, happy new year!

Pharoh:
You no see as you one use that statement put me for wahala . . .   

Moreover i no dey waka for broad street wey people done dey crowded too much like  the one wey you one rope me enter so.   

You break my heart!

ULSHERLAN:
No pizzle but amma invicible for a while now tz

Okies dear.

Idowu, I dey o. Ki lon sele?

No.

It wouldn't be a weekend then, right?

ULSHERLAN:
I can deduct frm prev conversatns dat he is disturbn u wv your yahoo id, is it dat he likes u or wat and even if he does let him no if dere is a way or nota and if he doesnt back out peaceful he nids to be flogged*i can do anytn for tz even if she no love me*

You're so sweet!

Mind if we talk on Yahoo?

El Guapo:
Tz have u eva watched this movie 'Shakira' Ft Mercy johnson and Majid micheal?? U're jxt playing Mercy's role who asked the Boyfriend Majid to get rid of an obstacle to their love lyf,lemme nt assume that scene is about happening real?

Look Mr Usher or whatsoeva if u eva threaten me with that toy again,i'ld make sure u dnt wake up Morrow morning.

Must you make me feel sad?

^^ How thoughtful of you! Be careful love!

chi-baby:
Awwwwhh it actually snowed dwn here too. i know how u feel. not suin u wanno go out to

It's not something I want to go out to at all.

Pharoh:
Off-course let me get my police dogs and search party to go look for him. .  

Heard he has been missing and was last seen with a slim black lady two days ago along Allen avenue.  

Pharoh! Why did you edit my post?

^^ Yes o. Somebody is disturbing me.

El Guapo:
I shouldn't worry bout what? Been called a 'wife snatcher' or going after the guy?

You won't be called a wife snatcher nau. You are only helping me get rid of the disturber.