Hooligan!

Da_b¤§§.:

longest tym. Hw tnz na?

Yes! Tinz dey o. Keeping up with life. How you dey?

jackpot:

yo lady T. whatssup?

Jackpot!!! I'm good. You? Hope business dey move.

^^ Hello sister!

lalaboi:

Naaahhh. .

The Ijebus wer divided. . . and we had eko ijebu and ijebu ijebu. .eko ijebu being the real ones . . i think kosoko was responsible for the division . . .



[size=4pt]**I dey chat sheeet sometimes** lool[/size]

[size=4pt]Exactement! Real shit, but it's cool. Real Ijebu peeps are cool like that[/size].

Either way we still own you guys. Take it or leave it.

lalaboi:

You dont own sheeeet. . . We de real ijebus. . . .

Please do not be deceived my dear. We are the owners of Ijebuland.

^^ Water and not mami water dear.

sauer:

jes kidding, sweetie. U look great. Nice pose. Except u need me to complete that picture

No problem . . . Thanks.

Hehe the picture is complete dear. Thanks for the offer.

Water.

^^ Aw. . .  Thanks!

sauer:

if that's you in your profile, then am sorry you have a long way to go in getting a life!

You have a longer way to go in getting a life!

^^ Lol, that's "hello" in Ijebu. Epe? We own you, you know that right?

^ Suliya, I am following the rules and not following your ass.

@Topic: Trouble maker.

Goldieluks:

Billy goat ,cage escapee.

Tom and Jerry's guardian.

Goldieluks:


mother of guinea pigs.

@OP, some old car.

Beast's ex-girlfriend.

Guinea pig.

lalaboi:

Waaaaat? Emi? kim se e? emi omo baba ijebu

E ma binu sir! I'm from Ijebu Ode. Eweso?

Dami Duro - Davido.

^^ Baba awon bush people! What do you know about Ijebu?

Crayon.

A human.

Garri Ijebu!

^^^

tayo_ast:

Your girlfriend? You Le[b]s[/b]bian!

She's my wife. What's wrong with being a lesbian?

Why do you want to know?

Why should she?

Why should I?

tayo_ast:

Who's she?

Someone.

Are you minding him?

^^ Uncle, did they send you to me?

Waiting for the right/perfect moment.

Why do you want to know?

^^ You fall my hand sha. When I mean "paper" you suppose don jasi. The guy must be loaded with green paper and na Benji I dey talk about. You still get candidate for me?

She like it - Cap B ft. Ayo Jay.